POTTY ALL THE TIME: France Legalizes Toilets In Kitchens And Living Rooms. Finally, We Can Sh** Where We Eat.

To the dismay of French landlords everywhere, French government ministers have enacted a new law that allows people to install working toilets in their kitchens and living rooms. In other news, a record number of fat, lazy Americans have applied for French visas.

Additional music by Kevin McLeod.