DICK IN A MAILBOX: Englishman Has Sex With Mailbox, Reps The Apex of Human Progress

It's a longstanding human tradition to have sex with inanimate objects. In fact, such plugging and buzzing devices are a multi-million dollar industry. However, our hero of the day, Manchester's Paul Bennett, took it upon himself to raise the bar by humping a post box in public. Is he drunk, lonely, and crazy? Or is he a genius? I guess we won't know until we try to mount a mailbox ourselves.