BULL SPERM 'EM: $70,000 Worth Of Bull Semen Stolen From Minnesota Farm

When you think of farm robberies, you probably assume tractors, expensive equipment, maybe, *maybe* actual livestock. But in Minnesota this past week, some sick bastard stole a boat load of bull semen. How much bull semen? $70,000 worth of bull semen. I know- right? Why the hell ain't we all working in the bull semen biz - it's the new white goopy gold!