Penis surgery: Sex injury can be prevented with corrective operation to stabilize dong

  • 9 years ago
In Taipei, a middle aged man was concerned that his penis was overly wobbly and he decided he needed a professional opinion. The doctors told him that he had an underdeveloped penile suspensory ligament, which normally helps anchor a man’s erect penis in a stable position during sex.

The doctors told him it’d be an easy fix. They would just make a small one inch incision above the root of his penis and add two stitches which would help stabilize his wobbly wang. It’s an outpatient procedure, it only takes an hour, and the scar it leaves behind would be covered by pubic hair within a month or two.

Bad news if you like Brazilian waxes.

Anyway, why bother going through all that? Well, the expert we consulted explained that a weaving trouser snake could result in a broken penis during sex. If the penis isn’t stable it’s more likely to end up in the wrong position at the wrong time and end up getting bent.

A broken penis can result in permanent lumpy internal scarring, a change in the shape and curve of the penis, as well as erectile dysfunction issues.

Let’s not even start on the self-esteem issues that would come with a damaged member!

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