DEEP TWEETS (By Jaden Smith): Volume I

PORN IN SPACE: PornHub Launches IndieGoGo Campaign To Shoot First Porno In Space

WEIRD NEWS HEADLINES (06/18/15): Ketchup Bottle Porn, Baymax's Penis, And A Dildo Bomb!

KENTUCKY FRIED RAT: Los Angeles Man (Allegedly) Finds Fried Rat In His Bucket Of Chicken

DAYS OF SCOOTER: 80-yo Lady In Motorized Scooter Leads State Trooper On Low-Speed Chase

LIZARD'S LAVATORY: Florida Toilet Clogged Up With Iguana

NAKED AND DELAYED: Man Protests Overbooked Flight By Stripping Naked At The Airport

POOPLE RAIN: Outdoor "Sweet Sixteen" Birthday Party Ruined By Airplane Raining Poop

MY LITTLE TONY: Bakery Mistakenly Creates "My Little Tony" Birthday Cake For 9-Year-Old

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU GATORS, MAKE GATORADE: Alligator Pees On Fox And Friends

DWELLING CRASHER: Georgia Man Blows Off Steam By Driving A Pickup Truck Through His House

YOU MAD MAX, BRO? Not Awesome People Bummed Out About Awesome Movie

THE MEAN RED SIGN: Furniture Store Owner Expresses Himself With A Truck Covered In Insults

HUMPING IRON: Sex Coach Is Taking Weight-Lifting Vagina Across Europe

EAT SPRAY RUN: A Subway Store Blasts Criminals In The Face With DNA

IN COCAINE SIGHT: A Nice Grandma Finds A Bag of Coke in a Granola Bar

500 DIAPERS OF SUMMER: Police Find 800 Used Adult Diapers Along Rural Roads In Indiana

JUDGMENT GAY: Nebraska Woman Sues All Homosexuals On Planet On Behalf Of God

This News Anchor Desperately Wants A Dry Hump Day

DEEP TWEETS (BY JADEN SMITH): Volume III

WEB.NET.COM: If You're A Moron, We Can Build Your Facebook Page!

News Anchor Mistakenly Announces The Girl Scouts Anal Operation Cookie Drop

News Anchor Drops F-Bomb On-Air, Declares Self "Food F*** Fanatic"

BEAR FIGHTER: 72-Year-Old California Man Saves Dog By Punching Bear In The Face

Topless Protester Interrupts Live CBC Press Conference In Quebec

LUMPY OLD MEAT: Tennessee County Serves 6-Year-Old Pork Roast In School Lunch