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The Tale of the Curse of the Clown Hound
A haunting tale of a killer clown hound that seeks revenge on an unsuspecting family.
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The 10:30 PM club shares the haunting tale of Dingles, a killer clown hound that resurfaces to revenge his death on an unsuspecting family.

Director / Editor - Nick Fabiano
Writer / Producer - Ben Stumpf
Writer / Associate Producer - Matt Pagourgis
Editor - Jessica Porper
Production Coordinator - Alison Womby
Donnie / Emily's Dad / Dingles (VO) - Ben Stumpf
Alison / Sister - Alison Womby
Emily - Jessica Porper
Matt (Storyteller) - Matt Pagourgis
Nick - Nick Fabiano
Dingles - Pete (the dog)

Category

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Animals
Transcript
00:00No, no, no, no, you can't, no, no, no.
00:10Yeah, I won.
00:12Good one, guys.
00:15Hi, Allison.
00:18Uh-uh.
00:20My doll.
00:25You lame brain, that weren't a real spider.
00:28I got it at my dad's gag shop.
00:30It's not funny.
00:32It kind of is.
00:35Why don't you just tell your story already and stop clowning around.
00:39Speaking of clowns.
00:41For acceptance of approval to the 10.30 p.m. Club, I call this story,
00:46The Tale of the Curse of the Clown Hound.
00:54In 1953, there was a horrific birthday party accident
00:58where Dingles the Clown Hound was hugged to death by an excited little girl.
01:03Oh, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
01:08Sixty years later, something strange started happening.
01:19Hiya, little girl.
01:22You're dead.
01:24Dingles was back.
01:34Hey, girl.
01:37Over here, in the closet.
01:42Hey.
01:45Emily!
01:47Ah, you're okay.
01:49I thought you were being murdered like your sister was two months ago.
01:52I never did find that dog that ate her.
01:55There's a clown in the closet, dad.
01:57A clown? In the closet? Come on.
02:02You're right.
02:04He's terrifying.
02:09That's not what I saw.
02:11Turn off the scary movie.
02:20Hiya!
02:23Scared of clowns? Come on, clowns are awesome.
02:26Hiya, Emily.
02:28Wait, how do you know my name?
02:31I know everything about you.
02:33My grandmother killed me in 1953, and I killed your sister.
02:37Now I'm gonna kill you.
02:41Well, why wouldn't you just kill my grandmother, then?
02:44She's still alive?
02:46Yeah, she lives right down the road.
02:49Oh, I thought she was dead. I mean, 60 years is a long time.
02:52Well, for a dog.
02:55I can give you a ride if you want.
02:57You'd do that for old Dingles?
02:59Absolutely. Come on, let's go.
03:04Over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house we go.
03:09I can't wait to kill this old lady.
03:11Here we are. Well, good luck, Dingles.
03:14Thanks. Sorry about killing your sister.
03:16Yeah, don't worry about it.
03:19So Dingles got his revenge, and Emily got an awesome inheritance.
03:25But I'm still dead.
03:27The end.
03:29Scary, right?
03:31I can't believe I have to walk home alone.
03:35I feel bad for the sister.
03:38I declare this 10.30 p.m. club meeting over.
03:46Um, the fire's still burning, guys. I didn't bring any more water.
03:50You suck, Donnie.
03:52Thanks for watching. For more funny videos, pictures of dogs with eyebrows, fluffy cows, and all the yelling cats you can handle,
03:58check out ThePetCollected.tv.

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