What the Butler Saw (1950)
61 min | Comedy | June 1950 (UK)
A British nobleman who has spent the majority of his life running a tropical island returns to England. He finds that an island princess has fallen in love with his butler. Finding that unseemly, he sets out to break up the budding romance and send the woman back where she came from. Complications ensue.
Director: Godfrey Grayson
Writers: Donald Good (original story), Roger Good (original story)
Stars: Edward Rigby, Henry Mollison, Mercy Haystead
61 min | Comedy | June 1950 (UK)
A British nobleman who has spent the majority of his life running a tropical island returns to England. He finds that an island princess has fallen in love with his butler. Finding that unseemly, he sets out to break up the budding romance and send the woman back where she came from. Complications ensue.
Director: Godfrey Grayson
Writers: Donald Good (original story), Roger Good (original story)
Stars: Edward Rigby, Henry Mollison, Mercy Haystead
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00:01:20You dropped it in the middle, Perks.
00:01:23I? Who is?
00:01:25No, the banner.
00:01:27Oh.
00:01:28Ha, ha, ha.
00:01:30I do not find vulgarity amusing, Morton.
00:01:33And neither will Mr. Bembridge, as you will very soon discover.
00:01:38Oh, how nice. Grandpa will be thrilled. He always loves a welcome.
00:01:42Yes, it does brighten up the old place a little, doesn't it?
00:01:45I must hurry. They'll be here soon.
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00:02:10What on earth is going on?
00:02:12Well, Your Ladyship, after ten years away,
00:02:15I thought some show of welcome would please His Lordship.
00:02:19Really, Mrs. Thimble, one doesn't put that sort of thing up for an hour.
00:02:23I agree entirely with Mr. Gerald.
00:02:25My brother would be horrified.
00:02:27Perks, take that monstrosity down at once.
00:02:32Indeed.
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00:03:05There, there we are. Ha, ha.
00:03:07Ah, it's good to be home again.
00:03:10What, no flags? No banners?
00:03:13Well, we could do better than this in Bangoronga, couldn't we, Bembridge?
00:03:17We could indeed, my lord.
00:03:19Ah, welcome home, Grandfather.
00:03:22Yes. Thanks, boy, thanks.
00:03:25Good to be back.
00:03:28Gah.
00:03:30Home again in the dear old place.
00:03:35Just the same as ever it was.
00:03:38Gah, it's good to be back.
00:03:41Algernon.
00:03:46Welcome home, Algernon.
00:03:48Hello, Mary.
00:03:50You have put on weight.
00:03:52Have I?
00:03:54You have put on weight.
00:03:56Have I?
00:03:57You know you grow younger every day, don't you?
00:03:59What do you?
00:04:00Grandpa.
00:04:01Elaine.
00:04:02Well, welcome back.
00:04:04Darling, it's lovely to see you.
00:04:06Well, I can't believe it's you.
00:04:08You know the last time I saw you, you were all legs and pigtails.
00:04:18Bembridge, take that dreadful thing out at once.
00:04:22I will not have it in here.
00:04:25Bembridge, put it in there, will you?
00:04:38Well, Mary, what's been happening all the time, anyway?
00:04:41Anything exciting?
00:04:42Yes.
00:04:43The year before last...
00:04:45Yes?
00:04:46Our vegetable marrows took first prize at the village show.
00:04:49If I say that, you must tell me the whole thrilling story sometime.
00:04:53What about a snifter, Bembridge?
00:04:55Snifter?
00:04:56Yes, a little celebration, eh?
00:04:57Tea is ready.
00:04:59Tea.
00:05:09And now I wish to thank you for this nice welcome.
00:05:13Very kind and thoughtful of you.
00:05:15And to the two new members of the staff,
00:05:17Mrs. Morley and Mr. Perks,
00:05:19I trust that our relations as colleagues will always be as harmonious
00:05:22as those which have invariably existed between my good friend,
00:05:25Mrs. Thimble, and myself in the past.
00:05:27Three cheers for Mr. Bembridge. Hip, hip!
00:05:29Thank you, Morley.
00:05:30I think we'll go ahead and dispense for that.
00:05:33Ah.
00:05:34Well now, Mrs. Thimble, what about a nice cup of tea?
00:05:37Of course, when you've been governor of a group of tropical islands for ten years,
00:05:41naturally you get a bit blase.
00:05:43Take it all for granted.
00:05:44I'm not boring you, am I?
00:05:45Oh, no, no, no.
00:05:46Good.
00:05:47Oh, Bembridge and I had a lot of fun out there, I don't mind telling you.
00:05:50Wonderful island, you know, Bangalore.
00:05:52Perfect climate and plenty of drink.
00:05:54Oh, you can get as tight as a tom-tom for a bob.
00:05:57Really? I'll...
00:05:58Oh, yes, you can.
00:05:59Of course, my great weakness was hunting.
00:06:02Big game shooting.
00:06:03You never saw such beasts.
00:06:05Leopards, crocodiles, alligators.
00:06:08I remember on one occasion, we were up the Ollapalonga River,
00:06:11after alligators.
00:06:13There was I, standing up in the bows of the canoe,
00:06:16the sun was setting, the light fading,
00:06:19and suddenly, the whole river was swarming with alligators.
00:06:23Please, Algernon, sit down. Finish your dinner.
00:06:25Yes, swarming. Yes, of course, yes.
00:06:28Ah, what a trip that was.
00:06:30All organized by King Ulala.
00:06:32He's the head of all the natives, you know.
00:06:34Charming bloke.
00:06:35Darn attractive little daughter he had, too, called Lapis.
00:06:39Very sweet on Bembridge.
00:06:41Oh, she thought the word of old Bembridge.
00:06:44Why, she even had a pet name for him.
00:06:46Didn't she, Bembridge?
00:06:47What did she call you, Bembridge?
00:06:49Come on.
00:06:52As far as I can recall it, milord,
00:06:54it was, uh, Buana.
00:06:57Buana.
00:06:58What, gracious?
00:06:59What does that mean?
00:07:01It means, uh, beloved one, milady.
00:07:08Good for you, Bembridge.
00:07:09Just a love.
00:07:10Sweet, isn't it?
00:07:14Well, I never.
00:07:16Haven't you and his lordship been out in the jungle surrounded by all those wild animals?
00:07:21I suppose the cooking was very primitive, Mr. Bembridge.
00:07:25Not quite like yours, Mrs. Thimble.
00:07:31Oh, Mr. Bembridge, well, I never.
00:07:36Oh, yes, I don't know how that got there.
00:07:40Why, she's not even dressed proper, is she?
00:07:45It's a very hot climate, Mrs. Thimble.
00:07:48It most certainly is.
00:07:57Just at that moment, Rancho Pando, he was my gun boy at the time, you know,
00:08:00handed me my second gun.
00:08:02Oh, I didn't make any mistakes about it this time,
00:08:04but by Jove, it was a near thing.
00:08:06It was touch and go.
00:08:07I raised my rifle.
00:08:08Grandfather.
00:08:09Hmm?
00:08:10Wait.
00:08:11I want to talk to you about my position at the Foreign Office.
00:08:13Oh, yeah.
00:08:14Have another brandy.
00:08:15Yes, please.
00:08:16Briefly, I'm in need of a little extra capital in order to give my background that surety
00:08:20which the dignity of my position requires.
00:08:22Yes, uh, what's that?
00:08:23Barley water.
00:08:24Remarkably good for the digestion.
00:08:26I don't mind telling you, in the strictest confidence, of course,
00:08:29that I'm being viewed with considerable approval by Sir Carton Merrydew.
00:08:33Oh, Chuffer Merrydew?
00:08:34Is he still there?
00:08:36Now, there's a fellow for a bit of sport, if you like.
00:08:39We went up the Minnie Minnie River together.
00:08:41Uh, native feast, you know, dancing girls and all that.
00:08:44Oh, yes, I know.
00:08:45Uh, I think Elaine wishes to talk to you about dancing.
00:08:48Oh, very different dancing up the Minnie.
00:08:50Why, the girls didn't wear anything at all except just...
00:08:52Angela, please.
00:08:54Uh, Elaine has seen fit to join a company of ballet dancers.
00:08:57Oh, good for you.
00:08:59Tell me, do you seriously consider ballet dancing a suitable career for Elaine?
00:09:03Damn it!
00:09:04Why not?
00:09:05What about the dignity of my position at the Foreign Office?
00:09:08Who?
00:09:09The granddaughter of an Earl.
00:09:10Ballet dancing.
00:09:11My dear, that's nothing out in the islands.
00:09:13The King's daughter always dances, on all the big occasions.
00:09:16But we are not out on the islands.
00:09:18No, it's a pity, but there it is.
00:09:20Now, the Princess Lapis.
00:09:21A lovely girl.
00:09:22Full of guts.
00:09:23What do you think she did one day?
00:09:25Benbridge and I ride shooting.
00:09:27Elton, did you do anything out there but shoot?
00:09:30Yes, uh, fishing.
00:09:32Really.
00:09:34Good night, Elton.
00:09:35Good night, Harriet.
00:09:36Come along, Gerald.
00:09:37We'll talk it in the morning.
00:09:38Sleep well.
00:09:41Uh, you know, if your mummy and daddy were alive, they'd want you to be happy.
00:09:46Well, if this dancing job does that, you do it.
00:09:50Thank you, Grandpa.
00:09:52Ah, it's your brother.
00:09:53He's the problem, isn't he?
00:09:54Poor Gerald.
00:09:55It isn't his fault.
00:09:56He should never have been sent to Eton.
00:09:58No, that's why I always insisted on going to Harrow.
00:10:01Good night, Grandpa.
00:10:02Night.
00:10:05Or was it Bedford Grammar School?
00:10:28Oh, I wish I was back in Eton.
00:10:32Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
00:10:58Wake up, my lord.
00:11:00It's getting late.
00:11:01You've had a long day.
00:11:03Hmm.
00:11:04Hello, Bevers.
00:11:06I thought I was back in the islands.
00:11:10It's settling down?
00:11:12Hmm.
00:11:13Try it, my lord.
00:11:14Ah, it's getting a bit difficult, then, with fate.
00:11:18Especially when all my hunting trophies arrive to remind us of the good times we've had, eh?
00:11:23The trophies are already here.
00:11:25They are?
00:11:26I've had them put in the hall, my lord.
00:11:28Well, come on.
00:11:29What are we waiting for?
00:11:30Let's unpack them right away.
00:11:32My lord.
00:11:33Hmm?
00:11:34It is very late.
00:11:35You wouldn't call it late if you were back in the islands, Bedford.
00:11:40No, my lord.
00:11:42Hmm.
00:11:43Carry on.
00:11:48Ah.
00:11:49There's a sight for sore eyes, eh?
00:11:52Ha, ha, ha.
00:11:53Well, there they are.
00:11:55We shall need a hammer and a screwdriver, Beveridge.
00:11:57Very good, my lord.
00:11:58I'll fix it.
00:11:59Good man.
00:12:01Yes.
00:12:03Once we get these trophies up, they'll make a difference to the old place.
00:12:08It'll be much more like home.
00:12:10Much more like a...
00:12:16Empty.
00:12:19That's funny.
00:12:22What the devil?
00:12:25Bainbridge!
00:12:27What do you make of that?
00:12:31Teeth marks, my lord.
00:12:33Yes, teeth.
00:12:35That's very odd.
00:12:37Odd?
00:12:38I should say it is odd.
00:12:41Bainbridge!
00:12:43You don't suppose that one of them could possibly...
00:12:45Oh, no, my lord.
00:12:47You all were shot to kill.
00:12:49You all were shot to kill.
00:12:51Yes, you bet you know.
00:12:52Besides, they're all stuffed.
00:12:54Yes, of course.
00:12:56Now, you open up that one, and I'll tackle this fellow.
00:13:10This is going to be very exciting, Bainbridge.
00:13:14I've...
00:13:16I've almost forgotten what we packed in some of these cases.
00:13:23We're going to be in for some surprises, Bainbridge.
00:13:26Yes, my lord.
00:13:31But there'll be...
00:13:34There'll be...
00:13:36There'll be pleasant ones, all right.
00:13:47You can have whatever you like to put in your pantry.
00:13:55Lapis.
00:13:58Wonder.
00:14:02Ah, there we are.
00:14:05You know, Bainbridge, this is my favorite trophy.
00:14:09There.
00:14:11Now, where should we hang this, Bainbridge?
00:14:16Do you know, he always reminds me of my sister.
00:14:20Let's put it in our sitting room, shall we? Yes.
00:14:23I hardly think Her Ladyship would appreciate it, my lord.
00:14:26No. Come to think of it, neither would you, old chap, eh?
00:14:30No, I wouldn't.
00:14:32Oh, there's a place for it, Bainbridge.
00:14:34Very spot.
00:14:39My lord, it's after 12.
00:14:41What of it?
00:14:42It will be. The family will all be asleep, my lord.
00:14:45Oh, I forgot that.
00:14:47We'll put it up first thing in the morning, Bainbridge.
00:14:50You know, this place needs lightening up.
00:14:53And by God, it's going to be lightened up, too.
00:14:56Yes, my lord, I'm afraid it is. Yeah.
00:15:01Come and see at 6 sharp in the morning, Bainbridge.
00:15:03Good night.
00:15:13Lappis, how in heaven's name did you get here?
00:15:17Andi-o-ho.
00:15:20Huh? One.
00:15:22Naughty Lappis. Lappis, naughty boy?
00:15:25Yes. Voila, very mad.
00:15:27Oh, shh. Don't say things like that here.
00:15:30Now, let me think. We'll have to keep you hidden somehow.
00:15:33Until we can send you back to your father.
00:15:35To his majesty, King Ulala.
00:15:38You can't stay here. If the family should discover you, the fat would be in the fire.
00:15:41Oh, Lappis, don't you understand?
00:15:43The...
00:15:45Anda-orangi-infalda-Bengali.
00:15:50For what we are about to receive,
00:15:53may we be truly thankful.
00:15:57Lappis, you never said a truer word.
00:16:03Now, come along with me quickly.
00:16:11Lappis.
00:16:41Lappis.
00:17:11Lappis.
00:17:41Lappis.
00:18:11Lappis.
00:18:13Lappis.
00:18:39For heaven's sake, put on your clothes and come out.
00:18:44Oh, Mr. Benridge.
00:18:46You're up bright and early this morning, if no mistake.
00:18:49Good morning, Mrs. Thimble.
00:18:50I hope it doesn't mean that you've had a bad night.
00:18:52Well, actually, Mrs. Thimble, I...
00:18:54didn't sleep at all well.
00:18:56Oh, well, I'll make you a nice cup of tea and that will soon put matters right.
00:19:00It's such a relief to have you back with us again.
00:19:06I shall have to go to the pantry and get you some water.
00:19:11I shall have to go to the pantry and get some cups.
00:19:13Ah, Mrs. Thimble.
00:19:16There are some cups.
00:19:17Oh, thank you, Mr. Benridge.
00:19:22I've done my best to keep things going as you would wish,
00:19:25but it's been a great worry.
00:19:27Oh, you've done splendidly, Mrs. Thimble.
00:19:29I congratulate you.
00:19:30Oh, thank you, Mr. Benridge.
00:19:32Yours is such a high standard and you always live up to it.
00:19:35Oh, I... I try to, Mrs. Thimble.
00:19:39Oh, that Morty.
00:19:41As I say, it's hurt and morty.
00:19:43Now, Mr. Benridge is the most respectable...
00:19:45Oh, Mrs. Thimble, please don't go.
00:19:52Oh, Mr. Benridge.
00:19:54Steady, Mrs. Thimble.
00:19:55Oh, it isn't true.
00:19:56A half-naked woman in your pantry?
00:19:59I must be dreaming.
00:20:01She drunk?
00:20:02Well, never in all my life.
00:20:05Now, listen, Mrs. Thimble, let me explain.
00:20:07That's the girl that you saw in the photograph.
00:20:09The princess of the islands.
00:20:10A dear, sweet, innocent creature.
00:20:12Juan, I love you like hell.
00:20:14And who, may I ask, taught her that?
00:20:16She only knows a few odd phrases
00:20:18that she picked up from a missionary and a drunken beachgoer.
00:20:21She really doesn't know what these expressions mean.
00:20:23Now, we must keep her here under your eye.
00:20:26And what about Perks and Morty?
00:20:28You can manage them.
00:20:37Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,
00:21:07bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
00:21:37bum, you know,
00:21:46What's going on there, hmm?
00:22:15Oh, I'd bless my soul if you didn't, the little Princess Lapis of Bangoronga.
00:22:19Princess?
00:22:20Well, this is a pleasant surprise.
00:22:22Algernon!
00:22:23Hmm?
00:22:24Go and put some clothes on.
00:22:25Oh, I've got a towel on me.
00:22:26Don't be silly.
00:22:27And how is your dear father, eh?
00:22:29Mm-hmm.
00:22:30But Algernon, how did she get here?
00:22:34Well, she must have stowed away in one of the cases, I suppose, the little rascal.
00:22:38Impossible.
00:22:39I quite agree.
00:22:40Either you or Benbridge must have arranged it.
00:22:42Never occurred to me.
00:22:43I didn't even know she wanted to come.
00:22:44Then she must be sent back at once.
00:22:46Nonsense.
00:22:47She stays here as our guest.
00:22:48You don't seem to realize that her father's a very old friend of mine.
00:22:52Algernon, pull yourself together.
00:22:54I will not stay in the same house as a dangerous savage.
00:22:58Dangerous nonsense.
00:23:00Why, she's got the sweetest nature.
00:23:02I'm delighted to see her.
00:23:03Oh, I've never been so upset.
00:23:06I must go back to my room and lie down.
00:23:08Yes, lie down.
00:23:10Grandfather, do you realize the scandal there'll be throughout the entire county
00:23:15when they realize that we have a native girl in the house?
00:23:18Tell me, Robert.
00:23:19Can't you see the seriousness of our position?
00:23:21It's terrible.
00:23:23Terrible.
00:23:24Now, look here.
00:23:25I'm just about had enough of this.
00:23:27King Ulana was very decent to me back in the islands,
00:23:30and if his daughter wants to come here to spend the holidays, she can,
00:23:33for just as long as she likes.
00:23:34Understand that?
00:23:35Now, that's final.
00:23:36And what's more, I'm going to invite General Jobberer and the bishop tonight to dinner to meet him.
00:23:41I shall never be mentioned in the birthday honors list.
00:23:46Good night.
00:23:49I suppose we shall have coconuts instead of hors d'oeuvres at dinner tonight.
00:23:52Very good, sir.
00:23:57Coconuts.
00:24:00There you are, Bembridge.
00:24:01Where's the little lady?
00:24:02In the kitchen with Mrs. Thimble.
00:24:04I hope, my lord.
00:24:05It'll seem quite like old times having Lapis around, won't it, Bembridge?
00:24:09Yes, my lord.
00:24:10We'll have the 84 branded tonight.
00:24:12General Jobberer and the bishop coming to dinner.
00:24:14Oh, Bembridge.
00:24:15All right, my lord.
00:24:16I will see that Lapis is kept well out of the way.
00:24:19Do what?
00:24:20You'll do no such thing, my dear fellow.
00:24:22They're coming here especially to meet her.
00:24:24To meet Lapis?
00:24:26Yes, of course.
00:24:28I bet she shakes them too, eh, don't you?
00:24:31Yes, my lord.
00:24:32She'll certainly do that.
00:24:36Feast for one, eh?
00:24:39Big feast.
00:24:40That's right.
00:24:41For you.
00:24:46Big White Chiefs come to see you, Lapis.
00:24:49Huh?
00:24:52Hundo garboli in fango due, Lapis.
00:24:55Lapis, good girl, eh?
00:24:57Yes, you better be.
00:24:59And incidentally, none of this stuff.
00:25:05Yes, my lord.
00:25:24There's none of that tonight.
00:25:26You must dress correctly and behave correctly.
00:25:28Do you understand?
00:25:30Condom and booty in fango.
00:25:34You know perfectly well what I mean.
00:25:40Yes.
00:25:46Sir Henry Harrington, that it's not everyone who can see through an iron curtain.
00:25:50And in my opinion, the only solution was for his majesty's government to take over full control of the situation and administer justice.
00:25:56I also mentioned that I thought that never had so little been done by so many of quite so few.
00:26:01Some more sherry, gentlemen.
00:26:02Oh, yes, thank you, dear.
00:26:03The Parliament Secretary said to me that in his opinion that would be very odd.
00:26:05And a most wonderful personality.
00:26:07Oh, very interesting.
00:26:09You say she's King Ulala's daughter?
00:26:12Yes, you'll find her quite charming.
00:26:14In an unsophisticated way, of course.
00:26:16Why doesn't one find one can learn much from these simple natives?
00:26:20Yes.
00:26:21They have a fresh, unspoiled approach to life.
00:26:25It's trials and tribulations.
00:26:49Royal Highness, please.
00:26:50Anna.
00:26:55Ah, well, never mind, my dear.
00:26:57We'll soon have you looking respectable again.
00:26:59Quite a natural mistake on the part of the Princess, General.
00:27:01You mustn't mind too much.
00:27:03Oh, I don't mind a bit.
00:27:04General.
00:27:05He doesn't mind a bit.
00:27:09You see, Bishop, out in the islands, the more important the feast, the less they wear.
00:27:13So she's really been paying us the highest possible compliment, what?
00:27:18Yes.
00:27:19Dinner is served, my Lord.
00:27:20If you will proceed into the dining room, I will see that the Princess joins you as soon as possible.
00:27:24Come along, everybody.
00:27:26Mary.
00:27:32Bishop.
00:27:37General.
00:27:43Good man, Bedbridge.
00:27:45Always ready to cope, eh?
00:27:48I do my best, my Lord.
00:27:50See you later.
00:27:51Volgamadi.
00:28:03I suppose things are pretty quiet at the Foreign Office just now, General?
00:28:07Yes.
00:28:08Nothing much on, you know.
00:28:10I met old Chamberlain the other day.
00:28:12Told me a couple of native kings were squabbling because one of them says the other one's Prince's daughter.
00:28:16Extraordinary thing to do.
00:28:18That sort of thing can cause very serious trouble if he gets out of hand.
00:28:23Oh, I wouldn't altogether agree.
00:28:25We at the Foreign Office keep our eyes open pretty sharply for any signs of international unrest.
00:28:30Oh, my dear boy.
00:28:32You'd be surprised.
00:28:33A little thing like that can be very important out in a place like that.
00:28:37She's a princess, you know, like our little friend here.
00:28:40Can't go about abducting princesses like that, what?
00:28:43Not even in the South Sea Islands.
00:28:45But where is all this happening?
00:28:47A little group of islands called the Coconut Isles.
00:28:51Big Cat, that's where your brother's been, isn't it?
00:28:55Yes.
00:29:00Did you say the Coconut Isles?
00:29:02Yes, me boy.
00:29:08What islands were you in, old boy?
00:29:10You were down there somewhere, weren't you?
00:29:12Yes, wonderful shooting.
00:29:15What?
00:29:19It suddenly struck me.
00:29:21It'd be damn funny if this little princess turns out to be the one that's missing from the Coconut Isles, eh?
00:29:26What?
00:29:29Put you in a bit of a mess, wouldn't it, old boy?
00:29:31Yeah, I suppose it would.
00:29:45Oh, yes.
00:30:09Prime Minister's statement on abducted princess.
00:30:16King Ulala accuses England.
00:30:20Morning, Gerald.
00:30:21Leia, just look at this.
00:30:25The story of that wretched native girl is plastered over every newspaper in the country.
00:30:29And what can we do about it?
00:30:31Do? Well, we must do something.
00:30:33Do you realise if the foreign office gets to hear about this, that we've got this girl in hiding here?
00:30:39I should think the best thing would be to tell them.
00:30:41What?
00:30:42What?
00:30:43Tell them?
00:30:44Are you raving mad?
00:30:46Just imagine the headlines.
00:30:48Young diplomat's career ruined.
00:30:52Grandpa's frolic in the South Seas.
00:30:57I should be compelled, on a point of personal honour, to offer my resignation to the foreign office.
00:31:04I dare say, Gerald, that the foreign office will survive.
00:31:12Well, Bembridge.
00:31:16What have you done with that wretched creature?
00:31:20Her Royal Highness is in the pantry, sir.
00:31:23Then for heaven's sake, keep her there.
00:31:25Until we've decided what to do with her.
00:31:27Suppose you've seen the newspapers this morning.
00:31:30Indeed I have, sir.
00:31:32Most upsetting.
00:31:33We shall be social outcasts if this gets out.
00:31:36How I wish you were all back in the coconut isles.
00:31:40You can't wish that.
00:31:41More than we do, sir.
00:31:45Abducted princess, believed to be in England.
00:31:51What Mr. Bembridge could have been thinking of to let this happen?
00:31:55I can't imagine.
00:31:57He bewitched him.
00:31:58That's what it is.
00:32:00What a black spell on him.
00:32:03I know.
00:32:04I've read about it.
00:32:05Don't you start talking that nonsense.
00:32:07Well, I'm only telling you.
00:32:09All the same, it's a mess.
00:32:11And I'd like to know who's going to get us out of it.
00:32:16Send me your problems.
00:32:19Maudie.
00:32:21Bring me my pen and ink.
00:32:23And my notepaper.
00:32:26Hurry up, girl.
00:32:28There you are.
00:32:32We know she may be weaving her native spells.
00:32:36And sticking pens into little images of us.
00:32:39Just bear a minute, Mrs. Bembridge.
00:32:43Who are you writing to?
00:32:45That's my business.
00:32:48Listen to this one.
00:32:50This is appalling.
00:32:52Tension is reaching fever pitch as King Ulana mobilizes his army.
00:32:58His warriors are assembling at two strategic points in the islands.
00:33:02It is expected that the initial assault will be made with first-battled double-decker canoes.
00:33:08As soon as a bridgehead has been established, the main force will attack.
00:33:13Army intelligence anticipates that this force will consist of two companies of spear and one of bow and arrow men.
00:33:20However, Sir Brian Desmond Hayfield, the new governor, is confident that he can hold out until reinforcements reach him from England.
00:33:31This is ghastly.
00:33:39Morning, Gerald. Good morning, my dear.
00:33:41Morning, Grandpa. Sleep well?
00:33:42Yeah, like a top.
00:33:43Well, I didn't. Not a wink.
00:33:45What was wrong? Too much barley water last night?
00:33:51Just take a look at this.
00:33:56Not to give anyone permanent insomnia.
00:33:59Well, they made a mistake.
00:34:01Lattice hasn't been abducted at all. She's here with us.
00:34:04They've got it all wrong.
00:34:10Grandfather, the situation is desperate.
00:34:13You must ring up Cousin Chumley at once.
00:34:15Chumley? What for? Get me my coffee. There's a good boy with it.
00:34:18Well, after all, he is alone in office, isn't he?
00:34:20Well, what of it?
00:34:21He'll tell us what to do for the best. He'll advise us.
00:34:24He'll tell us how to keep the whole thing quiet.
00:34:26I don't see why he shouldn't.
00:34:27For once, Gerald's right, Grandpa.
00:34:29If the story gets around that you brought the princess back...
00:34:31I didn't bring her. She came for her own accord.
00:34:33But nobody will believe it.
00:34:35Oh, yes. I didn't think of that.
00:34:39You go and ring Cousin Chumley before he leaves for the office.
00:34:42Oh, breakfast first, darling.
00:34:44Go on, Grandpa. Be a dear.
00:34:47Oh, right.
00:34:49I don't see why we should.
00:34:54Stupid old fool, Chumley, anyway.
00:34:58And his wife's worse.
00:35:05Hello. Run pole 645.
00:35:07No, 645. I'm in a hurry. Yes.
00:35:16Keep that bacon warm for me, will you?
00:35:20Hello, is that you, Chumley?
00:35:22Yes, of course it's me.
00:35:24What do you mean, dead?
00:35:25I was never more alive in the life than I was out there.
00:35:28It's this place that's dead.
00:35:30Nothing ever happens.
00:35:32What do you mean?
00:35:33What do I want?
00:35:35Can't a fellow ring his cousin up after ten years...
00:35:37without being accused of wanting something?
00:35:39What's that? God?
00:35:41Yes, splendid.
00:35:42Right you are. Ten o'clock tomorrow.
00:35:45What's that? You'll give me what?
00:35:47Don't be silly.
00:35:49All right, that's a bet.
00:35:51On the tee, ten o'clock. First thing. Bye-bye.
00:35:53Bye-bye.
00:36:03Well?
00:36:04Yes, he's very well.
00:36:05Reckons he can give me a stroke a hold.
00:36:07Chumley. Ha, what a nerve.
00:36:09What did he say?
00:36:10Hmm? Say?
00:36:11Grandpa, can he help us?
00:36:14Help us?
00:36:15What do you mean?
00:36:16Oh.
00:36:17Oh, now that's damn funny.
00:36:19What's funny?
00:36:20I clearly forgot to ask him.
00:36:23It's that stroke a hold.
00:36:25What a nonsense.
00:36:26I could play him with one hand tied behind me.
00:36:29What's going on here?
00:36:30You're going to ring up Chumley.
00:36:31I've had enough, Chumley. I want my breakfast.
00:36:34Dear Aunt Muriel,
00:36:36Our butler's got a princess in his pantry...
00:36:38and doesn't know what to do about it.
00:36:40She sleeps on the floor, eats coconuts...
00:36:43and doesn't know how to dress decent.
00:36:46Which may be all right in the jungle...
00:36:48but don't go in an Earl's house.
00:36:50Chumley, can you help us, please?
00:36:52Yours, Emery Thimble.
00:36:55Cook.
00:37:00Now, Morty, take this down to the post at once.
00:37:04May I?
00:37:05Yes, yes.
00:37:06All right, bye.
00:37:08Can Chumley do anything?
00:37:09Well, he won't say anything definite.
00:37:10You know what these diplomatic johnnies are.
00:37:12He must have said something.
00:37:13Oh, he's a bit peevish. Says it's all a mess.
00:37:15We knew that.
00:37:16He says we mustn't let the story get into the newspapers.
00:37:19And at all costs, we must keep the girl hidden.
00:37:22At all costs to keep her hidden, eh?
00:37:24The car's here, my lord.
00:37:25Oh, where are my golf clubs?
00:37:26They're in the car, my lord.
00:37:27Good. Now listen.
00:37:28Grandpa!
00:37:29What about the bishop and the general?
00:37:31I really don't think anything registered with our guests last night, my lord.
00:37:34No, of course not.
00:37:35They don't connect the missing princess with Lapis.
00:37:37I don't know what you're all worrying about.
00:37:39If we keep the whole thing quiet, everything's all right.
00:37:42Do you know Chumley thinks he can give me a stroke a whole?
00:37:45Preposterous, my lord.
00:37:46Yeah. Cost him five bob anyway.
00:37:48I'll teach him a lesson.
00:37:50He's got roses in his left hand, too.
00:38:18Hello. May I come in?
00:38:30You are in.
00:38:32Yes, so I am.
00:38:33So you speak English?
00:38:35What?
00:38:36And you're pretty. You're darn pretty.
00:38:39I might appreciate the compliment more if I knew who you were.
00:38:43Daily news.
00:38:45A reporter.
00:38:46Uh-huh.
00:38:47I should have guessed.
00:38:48How?
00:38:49Your hat.
00:38:50Oh, sorry.
00:38:52I suppose you want to interview me.
00:38:53That was the idea.
00:38:55But I thought you were black.
00:38:57Black?
00:38:58Yes.
00:38:59Oh, but you're not.
00:39:00You're just fine.
00:39:01Now, look here, Mr...
00:39:03Fenton's the name, but you can call me Bill.
00:39:06Are you crazy?
00:39:08Yes, about you.
00:39:10Unless we can get rid of that girl at once, the whole of my career will be ruined.
00:39:14Well, there's always farming, you know.
00:39:16You expect me to spend the rest of my life with a cow.
00:39:20Tell me, who first persuaded you to come here, the Earl or the butler?
00:39:23The Earl or the butler?
00:39:24I'm the Earl's granddaughter.
00:39:26What? Then you're not?
00:39:28Oh, I believe you thought I was Lapis.
00:39:30Lapis, so that's her name. So she really is here.
00:39:33Oh, what a fool I am.
00:39:35I thought you wanted to interview me about my dancing.
00:39:38How did you find out about Lapis?
00:39:40Does the name Thimble mean anything to you?
00:39:42She's our cook. Why?
00:39:43Dear Aunt Muriel, our butler has a princess in the pantry,
00:39:46and neither he nor the Earl knows what to do about it.
00:39:49I see, that's how it happened.
00:39:51And you're going to print this in the day?
00:39:53Yes, when I've filled in the details.
00:39:56If I give you the details, would you do something for me?
00:39:59Maybe.
00:40:00I'll have to trust you.
00:40:02It all started when Grandfather was in the Coconut Islands.
00:40:06One shot. One shot. What do you think of that?
00:40:10Quite revolting.
00:40:11My lord.
00:40:12Oh, later, Bembridge, later. Can't you see I'm busy?
00:40:15It may be urgent, Grandfather. It's a telegram.
00:40:17Telegram? Telegram?
00:40:20What the devil can it be?
00:40:25Oh, it's from that old-ass Chumley.
00:40:29Persuade her to go home at once.
00:40:32Sounds very inhospitable.
00:40:34Can he get a go? Just like that.
00:40:37My lord.
00:40:38Yeah?
00:40:40She won't go home?
00:40:41Well, of course not. She's quite happy here.
00:40:43Is that all the telegram says?
00:40:44Yeah. Oh, no.
00:40:46He says we mustn't let the press find out.
00:40:50Silly old-ass. How could they find out?
00:40:54Yes, that's quite a story.
00:40:56Point is, I'm going to print it.
00:40:58That's my job.
00:40:59Very well, I can't stop you if that's how you feel, but I had thought you might help.
00:41:03How?
00:41:04By holding out the story for a few hours. I can't persuade you, Mr. Fenton.
00:41:07You might, if you'd stop calling me Mr. Fenton.
00:41:09The name's Bill.
00:41:11You know, I like you. You're not unattractive.
00:41:14Though I expect you've got a filthy temper.
00:41:16Look, these pretty speeches don't help. We're in trouble. This could be serious.
00:41:19I was serious.
00:41:20You mean you'll help?
00:41:22Maybe.
00:41:24Let's go somewhere quiet and talk things over.
00:41:27Would you take me out to lunch somewhere, Bill?
00:41:32Just like that.
00:41:35We've got a chance, Grandfather, if we keep the press out of this.
00:41:38Yes, yes.
00:41:39Elaine, who is this?
00:41:41Let me introduce you, Bill.
00:41:43This is my grandfather.
00:41:45This is my brother, Gerald Bill Fenton, reporter on the Daily News.
00:41:49What? Delighted to meet you, my dear fellow.
00:41:51Down here for long?
00:41:52Well, I'm going up to change.
00:41:54Yes.
00:41:55Where are you staying?
00:41:56In the village, at the White Horse.
00:41:58Move your things up here, my dear boy, right away.
00:42:03There's beds of room in this place.
00:42:05Thank you very much, sir.
00:42:06You don't play golf, do you?
00:42:08Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
00:42:09Oh, just what I'm looking for.
00:42:10But I've not bought my club.
00:42:11Oh, the poor fix that. I'll see to that.
00:42:13Don't you worry, my dear.
00:42:14Don't bother at all.
00:42:15No, no, no, no.
00:42:16Lady, what a find.
00:42:23Maudie!
00:42:24Amy, it's her. She did it.
00:42:26Why, she wasn't anywhere near you.
00:42:27Oh, she don't need to be.
00:42:30It's the evil eye, that's what it is.
00:42:32She ain't safe, Mrs. Thimble.
00:42:34Something ought to be done about it.
00:42:47What the?
00:42:48What did I fall over there?
00:42:50You didn't fall over nothing, Mr. Perks.
00:42:52No, you didn't.
00:42:54It's her.
00:42:55She's putting the evil eye on us, just like I told you.
00:42:58See them plates?
00:42:59She made me do that.
00:43:01Oh, don't talk such nonsense.
00:43:03Well, she'd better take her evil eye and the rest of herself back to the jungle.
00:43:07We don't want her near.
00:43:09Yes, that's right.
00:43:10She'll be doing us a real injury next.
00:43:12She ain't safe.
00:43:13Me so fond in Rundebank.
00:43:15Bah, bah, the same to you with knobs on.
00:43:17See how you like it.
00:43:18Go on, get out of here.
00:43:20Who do you think you are?
00:43:21Perishing cannibal?
00:43:22Burn up it.
00:43:23Your barley water, sir.
00:43:28Buona!
00:43:29Buona!
00:43:33Gardo, panto lapis.
00:43:35Lapis, pengo far bloati.
00:43:38Buona.
00:43:39So this is the princess, is it?
00:43:41Princess indeed, heathen savage.
00:43:44The wild woman from Borneo type, eh?
00:43:46She most certainly is.
00:43:48Pardon me, servant.
00:43:50Lapis really isn't as black as she's painted.
00:43:53She's frightened at the moment, you see.
00:43:55She doesn't understand us and we don't understand her.
00:43:59She seems to understand you all right.
00:44:01I had the privilege of making her acquaintance, sir, in happier circumstances.
00:44:07Well, it's a story.
00:44:09My good fellow, you can't possibly print that.
00:44:13I can try.
00:44:18Hello.
00:44:19Come on, let's go.
00:44:20Got a card?
00:44:21Yes.
00:44:22Yes?
00:44:24Well, a sort of a one.
00:44:26You go on ahead.
00:44:27I'll meet you in a minute.
00:44:32Listen, I've got him eating out of my hand at the moment.
00:44:35I can stop him for a few hours, but only a few hours.
00:44:37You've got to do something about Lapis and do it quickly.
00:44:40Otherwise we're going to be in trouble.
00:44:42Champagne for lunch?
00:44:45Afti, we don't do so good in London, don't you?
00:44:49You drink too much.
00:44:55What an incredible young woman.
00:44:59Well, I'm not a one to gossip nor complain.
00:45:03But there's goings on here.
00:45:05More than flesh and blood can stand.
00:45:07Good.
00:45:08Why, only this morning I was minding my own business when...
00:45:12There does he comes out of the pantry with nothing on.
00:45:16Blimey.
00:45:21Now listen, Lapis.
00:45:22Juana.
00:45:23Lapis must go.
00:45:25Understand?
00:45:26Lapis, go.
00:45:27Fangeronga.
00:45:28Juana comes.
00:45:29No, Lapis.
00:45:30Juana, here.
00:45:31So, Lapis here.
00:45:32Oh, no.
00:45:33Juana here.
00:45:34Lapis, fangeronga.
00:45:36Lapis.
00:45:37Endo, fancula.
00:45:39Femgarli, minust.
00:45:42You see, Lapis.
00:45:44Juana, big chief, white man's country, here.
00:45:47Lapis, big chief, fangeronga, there.
00:45:50Lapis must go.
00:45:51Juana must stay.
00:45:53Now, do you understand that?
00:45:56Lapis love Juana.
00:46:00What did you say?
00:46:01Lapis love Juana.
00:46:04Do you?
00:46:06Lapis must go.
00:46:07Now, that's final.
00:46:09Final.
00:46:12I insist we do something.
00:46:14You might at least help the man, Algernon.
00:46:17After all, he's only a butler.
00:46:20Only a butler?
00:46:22The best butler in the British Isles, bar none.
00:46:25You'd be lost without old Bembridge.
00:46:28I tell you, if he can't do the trick, well, nobody can.
00:46:31Why don't you go and help him get rid of her, then?
00:46:33Bembridge knows how to handle little Lapis.
00:46:36She eats out of his hand.
00:46:37I often wonder she hasn't tried one of her native love potions on him.
00:46:41For goodness sake, Grandfather, what on earth are you talking about now?
00:46:43Now, you mightn't believe it, but the lovesick native girl who's getting nowhere with her boyfriend,
00:46:48she does the most astonishing thing.
00:46:50I can well imagine it.
00:46:52I've known them creep out of their hut at the dead of night,
00:46:55go in the woods and collect things.
00:46:57I never heard of anything quite so absurd.
00:47:00And boil them up.
00:47:01And listen to this.
00:47:42Really, Ultraman, you're not asking us to believe that anything happens as a result of all this, uh, hoo-ha?
00:47:48But listen, Mary, I'm trying to tell you.
00:47:51The girls pour this concoction into their loved one's food and drink,
00:47:54and hey, presto, it works.
00:47:56That particular boyfriend, for the moment, becomes the kingpin of warrior lovers.
00:48:00And what's more, he devotes all his attention to the girl who makes the potion.
00:48:05It only lasts a few hours, but it works.
00:48:09It only lasts a few hours, but by God, that's long enough.
00:48:12When he recovers, he's well and truly betrothed.
00:48:16Fascinating.
00:48:17What?
00:48:38If she ain't a black witch, she's the next best thing.
00:49:03And that ain't gonna do any of us any good.
00:49:06We shall all suffer for it.
00:49:08You mark my words.
00:49:10All of us.
00:49:36Lapis, I'm very, very busy.
00:50:04Lapis.
00:50:05That's his lordship's best brandy.
00:50:11Down the hatch.
00:50:13That beachcomber.
00:50:22Oh, nothing for me, thank you.
00:50:24Very good, milady.
00:50:26Miss Elaine?
00:50:27Don't tempt me, Menbridge.
00:50:28Sir.
00:50:29Beer, then?
00:50:30Doesn't go with ballet, I'm afraid.
00:50:31Hardly does with journalism.
00:50:37God bless you, Lapis.
00:50:42Barley water, sir?
00:50:43No, Menbridge.
00:50:44I have a slight attack of indigestion tonight.
00:50:47So perhaps a little brandy might be advisable.
00:50:50Purely for medicinal purposes, of course.
00:50:52Brandy?
00:50:53Huh.
00:51:03My lord?
00:51:04Whiskey.
00:51:05You know, Menbridge, that export scotch we get in the islands is much better than this stuff.
00:51:10Yes, my lord.
00:51:11Yeah, you ought to know.
00:51:15The islands seem to have distorted your sense of value as grandfather.
00:51:19I must say, I find this interest in the primitive races a trifle upsetting.
00:51:23I'm sure you'll agree with me, phantom.
00:51:25Oh, but of course.
00:51:26Personally, I always go for the purely English type of beauty.
00:51:30Umbelongo bingo lac.
00:51:32Lapis maypo de furro.
00:51:34Beer, what on earth are you talking about?
00:51:37I must have had one too many.
00:51:39Newspaper, then?
00:51:40Well, rarely.
00:51:44Must be the brandy.
00:51:48What was that you said?
00:51:51I beg your pardon, grandfather.
00:51:57Oh, golly, Lapis.
00:51:58Umbarly Lapis.
00:52:00Umbarlo Lapis.
00:52:02Oh, golly, Lapis.
00:52:04Umbarly, umbarly, umbarlo Lapis.
00:52:06Well, what do you think of that, Menbridge?
00:52:08They've both fallen in love with Lapis.
00:52:10Ha, ha, ha.
00:52:26Your Royal Highness, what have you put in this bread?
00:52:30Not him, Anacondi.
00:52:32You no drink, no?
00:52:36Certainly not.
00:52:37Me, Marlow Lapis.
00:52:39Me, Marlow Lapis.
00:52:42Oh, where are you going?
00:52:45Umbarly, umbarly, umbarly, umbarly.
00:52:51Umbarly, umbarly, umbarly, umbarly.
00:52:54Good heavens, Menbridge.
00:52:57Listen to that.
00:52:59That's the island mating chant.
00:53:01Will someone please tell me what is going on?
00:53:05I'm afraid, milady, that Lapis has, inadvertently,
00:53:08given a love potion to Mr. Gerald and Mr. Fender,
00:53:11instead of to me, as was intended.
00:53:15There you are, Mary.
00:53:16I told you, it works.
00:53:18Come on.
00:53:19I wouldn't miss this for anything.
00:53:20Come on, Elaine.
00:53:23Where's the dish?
00:53:24Come here, I got you, Menbridge.
00:53:28Hello, Menbridge.
00:53:31What on earth do you want, eh?
00:53:33It's a matter of a young native lady,
00:53:35alleged to be staying here, milord.
00:53:38Accused of practicing malevolent magic and witchcraft,
00:53:42not to mention the evil eye.
00:53:43You're not referring to...
00:53:44Surely, Mr. Brindle,
00:53:45you don't think there's a young native lady in this house?
00:53:47No, you're imagining things, my dear fellow.
00:53:50Native lady...
00:53:51Ah!
00:53:53Umbarly, umbarly, umbarly, umbarly.
00:53:58What may that be, may I ask?
00:54:00That's the princess.
00:54:01The princess?
00:54:02Yes, a young lady of royal blood, highly cultured.
00:54:04Don't look to me cultured.
00:54:06Well, uh, that's a game of, um, charades.
00:54:09Charades?
00:54:10Yes.
00:54:11I think the word must be, uh, jungle warfare, milord.
00:54:14Yes, that's right, Menbridge.
00:54:15So we needn't take up any more of your valuable time, Mr. Brindle.
00:54:18I ought to make a full report.
00:54:19Do it in comfort of my pantry.
00:54:21More, you'll get your glass of beer.
00:54:22Yes, that's all right, Brindle.
00:54:24Good night.
00:54:30This is terrible!
00:54:32What are we going to do?
00:54:33Love potion!
00:54:34Native mating chants!
00:54:35A police in the house!
00:54:36And general love is censored!
00:54:44Look out, Menbridge!
00:54:45They're coming!
00:54:46Don't give blood!
00:54:47Don't give blood!
00:54:48You've got to do something to stop this!
00:54:50Yes, milord.
00:54:51I will take the necessary action.
00:54:52I'll leave it to you.
00:54:53But I don't think Her Ladyship and Miss Elaine will like it.
00:54:55We can't help that.
00:54:56Now you go ahead.
00:54:57All right, I'll see to it.
00:54:59Well, Gerald must have been a strong love potion.
00:55:02They've gone mad!
00:55:21Bill!
00:55:22Oh, Bill, darling, are you hurt?
00:55:25No, I don't think so.
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:29Don't you remember?
00:55:32No.
00:55:33Nothing?
00:55:34No.
00:55:35Oh, Bill.
00:55:37Bill, you don't remember.
00:55:39Yes, of course I'm crazy about you.
00:55:47I've got some news.
00:55:48Good news.
00:55:49That was old Chumley on the phone.
00:55:51They've got in touch with Laps's father, King Ulala.
00:55:54Now that he knows where she is, she can stay as long as she likes.
00:55:57He's called off his wars with all the neighbours, so everybody's happy.
00:56:02Out of all the dithering serial idiots I've ever met,
00:56:06you are the worst.
00:56:09Really?
00:56:10Really.
00:56:28Here, Benvise.
00:56:31I thought you might like a glass of brandy, my lord.
00:56:33Oh, I could do with that.
00:56:36How about you, Benvise?
00:56:38Well, I took the liberty of having one in the pantry, my lord.
00:56:41Good man.
00:56:42Cheerio.
00:56:45I've come to hand you my resignation, my lord.
00:56:51Yes.
00:56:52I was afraid that might happen.
00:56:54That's the only way, my lord.
00:56:56Otherwise there'll be a riot in the village.
00:56:58Lapis must go home.
00:56:59She won't go home unless I go, too.
00:57:02So I've decided to take her back to her father.
00:57:04What was all that about some offer from the king?
00:57:07Before we left, he asked me to stay on in the capacity of
00:57:11Prime Minister of the Coconut Islands, my lord.
00:57:14Oh, did he?
00:57:17He thought I might be able to help him.
00:57:19So you would, Benvise.
00:57:21So you would.
00:57:24You know, Benvise, I shall miss you.
00:57:31I shall miss you, too, my lord.
00:57:40What's she jabbing about?
00:57:42She suggests that you come back with us, my lord.
00:57:46But I'm afraid if I'm Prime Minister...
00:57:48Yes?
00:57:49I can't very well be your butler.
00:57:53No.
00:57:55No, you can't be my butler.
00:57:57But, Benvise, I could be yours.
00:58:00I beg your pardon, my lord?
00:58:01Why not? I'm retired. I'm no use here.
00:58:03Lady Mary's got her vegetable marrows.
00:58:05The boy's got his foreign office.
00:58:07And Elaine's got the Fenton boy.
00:58:10I don't want them. They don't want me.
00:58:12Now, the three of us will slip out tomorrow,
00:58:14first thing in the morning before they're up, see?
00:58:16Back to Bangaranga and to...
00:58:19With a lot of them.
00:58:22Now, come, Benvise.
00:58:25Be a sport.
00:58:29Very good, my lord.
00:58:31I'll get packed up as quick as you can.
00:58:33Don't be a bit of a rush.
00:58:34Don't forget my gold gloves, sir.
00:58:36Don't forget the gold gloves.
00:58:38Oh.
00:58:51Pardon me, sir.
00:58:52Open the lock.
00:58:53We shall soon get used to it, Beverage.
00:58:56Give me Bangaranga every time.
00:58:59Come on.
00:59:25Bangaranga
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