Funny Happy Song

LYRICS FOR A FUNNY VERSION OF HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Happy Birthday to You
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too.

Bonita Canyon Version of Happy Birthday

Today is a birthday, I wonder for whom?
It must be for somebody right in this room.
So look all around you for somebody who
Is smiling and happy, my goodness, it's you!

Happy Birthday Maria, from all of us to you,
Happy Birthday Maria, from all of us to you.
We congratulate you, and hope all your sweet dreams come true,
Happy Birthday Maria, from Mommy and Daddy too (boom boom.)

Jack Astors Birthday Song
(birthday person stands on a chair with one hand on hip and the other in the air)

I'm a little teapot
short and stout
When I get all steamed up
hear me shout,
Eat your birthday cake
and get the heck out.

70's BBC Birthday Song

Happy Birthday to You
Squashed tomatoes and stew,
bread and butter in the gutter,
Happy Birthday to You.

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Traditional Happy Birthday Song Lyrics
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear (name)
Happy Birthday to You.

From good friends and true,
From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too.

Alternative ending:
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old, How old
How old are you?