Ronaldo Chop (Official Music Video)

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Cristiano Ronaldo has finally won the Ballon dOr title and in this song Joe Weller takes CR7s infamous skill move, the Ronaldo Chop and creates a slightly different meaning. This is the Cristiano Ronaldo song.\r
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Lyrics:\r
I was walking down the street\r
It was all going wrong\r
Like bomb too strong for me\r
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I felt the illest\r
The weirdest and the realist\r
But then I looked to the floor\r
And then I just felt fearless; tearless\r
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I came to a stop\r
Took a little look\r
Ronaldo chop\r
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Bit down, to the ground\r
felt as though I passed out \r
Next ting I know \r
Pow!\r
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School bound\r
Enter the gates\r
Been found\r
Now Im the bait\r
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Worthless,\r
Embarrassing,\r
Youre just plain dumb \r
This aint the way that its going down son\r
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CHORUS:\r
Cuz Ill hit you with the chop\r
Ronaldo Chop\r
You aint gonna survive! You aint gonna block!\r
Trust me! When I say youre a wannabe!\r
Lol jokes, cuz I am too\r
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Later that day,\r
I was looking at the weather\r
When walking by\r
The fittest girl ever\r
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I went in for the kill\r
And Offered up the D\r
Said Ive brought 10 rubbers with me\r
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I was thinking it was all going well,\r
Then saw that Id pissed myself. \r
Hes a loser, and ugly too\r
Yo bitch, STFU\r
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CHORUS\r
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Now that, Im basically magic\r
I feel like a monster,\r
No not Jurassic \r
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Woah look!\r
Its Draco Malfoy\r
I got you a ride!\r
Now lets go to town boy!\r
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Pimpin and dealing,\r
Hes at it all day \r
His specialty?\r
Self BJs \r
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Outa nowhere\r
A penguin appeared\r
Beating up malfoy\r
Not today dear!\r
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CHORUS x2