South Park - The Most Offensive Song Ever (lyrics)
Classic Christmas song sung by Mr. Hankey feat. Kenny\r
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Howdy Ho.\r
the Virgin Mary was sleepin\r
When Angel Gabriel appeared\r
He said, You are to be the virgin mother.\r
and Mary thought that was weird.\r
Mary said, Im not a virgin.\r
I blew a guy last year.\r
But then Gabriel said to Mary,\r
My child, have no fear.\r
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cause, you can suck all the dick you want\r
And still be a virgin, Mary.\r
You can suck all the dick you want\r
And still not be considered flawed.\r
Although you went to town\r
and sucked some semen down,\r
Youre still a virgin in the eyes of God.\r
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There was no room at the inn\r
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.\r
But they were so very tired, you see,\r
And Mary had to offer a bribe.\r
Since she had no money,\r
How would she pay for a place to sleep?\r
Gabriel appeared to Mary\r
And told her not to weep.\r
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Cause you can suck all the dick you want\r
And still be a virgin, Mary.\r
You can suck all the dick you want\r
And still be the mother of Christ.\r
If theres no room at the inn, \r
then its not considered a sin\r
so suck my dick and get the fuck away!\r
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Then, three wise men did appear\r
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such\r
They said that they had followed a star\r
And missed a womans touch.\r
Mary thought she might pleasure them\r
But could not take them to bed.\r
But again, Gabriel appeared to her\r
And this is what he said:\r
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You can suck all the dick you want\r
And still be a virgin, Mary.\r
You can suck all the dick you want\r
Every one in the nation.\r
Fellatio aint no sin. \r
Go on and blow those Three Wise Men\r
And youll still be a virgin cause there was no penetration!\r
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So, you can suck all the dick you want\r
And still be a virgin, Mary.\r
The donkey and the ox and the lambs\r
And even the little drummer boy\r
folks will remember your name quick. \r
Theyll say Damn, that bitch could suck a dick!\r
Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.\r
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Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.\r
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
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----------lyrics----------\r
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Howdy Ho.\r
the Virgin Mary was sleepin\r
When Angel Gabriel appeared\r
He said, You are to be the virgin mother.\r
and Mary thought that was weird.\r
Mary said, Im not a virgin.\r
I blew a guy last year.\r
But then Gabriel said to Mary,\r
My child, have no fear.\r
\r
cause, you can suck all the dick you want\r
And still be a virgin, Mary.\r
You can suck all the dick you want\r
And still not be considered flawed.\r
Although you went to town\r
and sucked some semen down,\r
Youre still a virgin in the eyes of God.\r
\r
There was no room at the inn\r
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.\r
But they were so very tired, you see,\r
And Mary had to offer a bribe.\r
Since she had no money,\r
How would she pay for a place to sleep?\r
Gabriel appeared to Mary\r
And told her not to weep.\r
\r
Cause you can suck all the dick you want\r
And still be a virgin, Mary.\r
You can suck all the dick you want\r
And still be the mother of Christ.\r
If theres no room at the inn, \r
then its not considered a sin\r
so suck my dick and get the fuck away!\r
\r
Then, three wise men did appear\r
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such\r
They said that they had followed a star\r
And missed a womans touch.\r
Mary thought she might pleasure them\r
But could not take them to bed.\r
But again, Gabriel appeared to her\r
And this is what he said:\r
\r
You can suck all the dick you want\r
And still be a virgin, Mary.\r
You can suck all the dick you want\r
Every one in the nation.\r
Fellatio aint no sin. \r
Go on and blow those Three Wise Men\r
And youll still be a virgin cause there was no penetration!\r
\r
So, you can suck all the dick you want\r
And still be a virgin, Mary.\r
The donkey and the ox and the lambs\r
And even the little drummer boy\r
folks will remember your name quick. \r
Theyll say Damn, that bitch could suck a dick!\r
Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.\r
\r
Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.\r
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK