The Black People Song

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Relax, Im a black comedian, and this is satire.\r
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LYRICS:\r
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THE BLACK PEOPLE SONG LYRICS\r
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This song is dedicated to a certain kind of people.. Which just so happens to be my favorite kind of people.\r
You know… the ones that… you know, when youre standing next to them, and all of a sudden it gets dark… I mean, you know your best friend is… you know what Im saying, right? Yeah.\r
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Black people\r
Ima steal your shoes\r
You better hide your wallet\r
Cause Ima take that too\r
Black people\r
Hey\r
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Black people\r
One big family,\r
With a really big bucket \r
of KFC\r
Black people\r
(Seriously, like all of us are related)\r
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I ran into an old amigo named Juan Luis\r
The Mexican called me Apple cause we both hang from trees\r
Now I, I kinda took that in a joking way \r
But was he talking bout monkeys or the KKK?\r
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We dont get sunburnt, just ashy knees\r
And we dont chew tobacco \r
But we will smoke weed\r
Puff, puff, pass like the train that could,\r
And we cant spell neighbor, so we call it the hood\r
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And most of us will die with our finger on the trigger\r
I guess thats why they say Im just a filthy little spear chucking, chicken eating, melon sucking, lone fetus, weed smoking, long penis.. well, you get the picture.\r
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They tried to keep us out the White House again\r
But just like all white houses, one of us broke in.\r
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And welfare and diapers is all we got\r
If you dont wear my favorite color then you might get shot…\r
(My favorite color is purple, by the way…..)\r
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A black woman came to me to bash my song\r
I told her, “All Blacks are Democrat, now prove me wrong.\r
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Black people\r
Ima steal your shoes\r
You better hide your wallet\r
Cause Ima take that too\r
Black people\r
Hey\r
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Black People\r
One big family,\r
With a really big bucket\r
of KFC\r
Black people\r
(And it doesnt have to be KFC, we like Popeyes biscuits too)\r
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Hey, Hey.\r
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(Whats a black song without any rap in it, right?)\r
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Yo, Check It, Unh, Yo, Yo, Yo\r
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(it always starts off that way, right?) Yo!\r
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Now, theres a line between discriminating and not in different places\r
You are if you use the N-word, but if youre black then youre not racist,\r
I mean, well, I guess you can, just not around your black friends,\r
Youll get jumped by every cousin, including the one behind that trash can,\r
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Now, let me tell you a story, back before America was stolen,\r
There were two tribes of black people, the Indians and the Po Ones,\r
The Indians were like caramel, the Po Ones were like sharpies,\r
I guess thats why they call them Pilgrims, and why they call us Darkies.\r
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The Indians had all the horses, land, turkeys, the geniuses\r
The Po Ones killed their horses, took their hair and their penises,\r
But uh..theres not really a moral to this story though,\r
Except that we will steal your goodies, and that is how the story goes.\r
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Black people\r
Ima steal your shoes\r
You better hide your wallet\r
Cause Ima take that too\r
Black people\r
Hey\r
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Black People\r
One big family,\r
With a really big bucket\r
of KFC\r
Black people\r
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Black People\r
Since 72,\r
Going broke making cheap cars \r
taller than you\r
Black people\r
(Ok, you gotta admit. we do have some nice rims though, right?)\r
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Black people\r
Front Porch monkey\r
With a blunt and a banana, \r
“Ooo Aaa, Eee-eee!\r
Black people \r
(Sholl Iz!)\r
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Hey, Hey!\r
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(This is probably the most racist song Ive ever written….but if you laughed, youre racist too. So I dont feel so bad. Besides, its not racist if Im black.)