The Cere-Tote - Cereal on the Go!

  • 8 years ago
Chupacabra and Jackie
The Cere-Tote - Cereal on the Go!

Join our hosts Chupe and Jackie as we unveil this revolutionary product that will change your breakfast experience forever!

Chupacabra and Jackie are a couple of mythical creatures trying to get by the honest way (or at least as honest as they can). Bouncing from gig to gig, sometimes within and outside the law, Jackie's pragmatism and Chupacabra's “non-pragmatism” makes them the harbingers of their own demise and the makers of their own destiny.


Created by Esteban Gunn.
https://twitter.com/EstebanGunn
Transcript
00:02Breakfast! It's the most important meal of the day.
00:05And an integral part of that meal is cereal. You like cereal, don't you Jackie?
00:10Oh yeah!
00:11But, you know a problem with cereal is – YOU GOTTA HAVE IT AT HOME!
00:14You can't take it with you! You got the milk and cereal that you gotta keep separated.
00:19You try to take it with you, you're flirting with disaster.
00:23But! Gunn & Gunn has come out with the perfect solution for cereal during a pick-nick!
00:29During your work lunch break! During a hike!
00:31Oh my!
00:32It's called the Cere-Tote. It is a revolutionary containment system
00:36that keeps the cereal and the milk separated (no soggy cereal).
00:40And when you are ready to enjoy your cereal, you pour out both at the same time and like that,
00:46your cereal is ready to serve!
00:48That is amazing! Simply amazing!
00:51Well I'm hungry right now and I'm up for a bowl!
00:54Coming right up, Jackie!
01:00Oh no!
01:01Holy Kraken!
01:02Yikes, oh that's bad...
01:06Yeah you gotta keep it in refrigeration.
01:09So don't keep it out too long.
01:11As long as you get it to the fridge in the break room, your cereal will still be good when it's time for your lunch break.
01:17I think this one of the demos from Gunn & Gunn last week.
01:21Yeah Jackie can you get that trash bag...
01:23Yeah.
01:25I'm just gonna scooch it over in there...
01:29All right here we go...
01:33Ack! Jackie!
01:34Oh no!
01:34AWWW! IT'S ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
01:37IT'S ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
01:40AWWWW! That smell is not going away for a while.
01:44Okay, Breanne! Breanne can you get the mop?
01:48Why didn't you hold the bag still, Jackie?!
01:50I did hold it still, you pushed it too hard!
01:53Oh there we go, thanks Breanne! Yeah we gotta get on this right now!
01:56[Breanne] You think I'm gonna clean up after you... you're funny... -__-
01:58Oh.. Oh, you're handing it to me, okay...
02:00The Cere-Tote is order number N-66829466.
02:06Now let's send it over to Bigfoot with outdoor necessities.
02:10Ooof.
02:11I think we've created life...
02:21And now I've very excited to announce that these fantastic bonsai trees come with a subscribe button!
02:28A subscribe button?!
02:29That's right! By clicking on this subscribe button, you can be updated on future promotions by me, the Chupacabra and Jackie.
02:37So click in the next three seconds, or whenever it's convenient for you.

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