Les Kassos #23 - Ariel & Sharon - Porkypute (NON CENSURÉE)
Transcript
00:03When my days are bad, I have a talk with my social worker
00:06The Dorks
00:10You're gonna have to put her in a psychotic hospital
00:15- Who? What're you talking about? - My sister.
00:17She thinks she's so great and reckons she can just flirt with my man.
00:21I didn't know you had a sister, is she a mermaid too?
00:24Well you know physically there's no comparison,
00:27I got all the luck at birth.
00:33You thought you could talk shit about me in secret?
00:36I got you, you little whore!
00:39Whats your problem?
00:40I can't keep hold of a job for more than three days because of my elocution problem.
00:45Yeah, it's a pretty obvious problem, but what are you interviewing for?
00:48For a telephone job?
00:49- No, more like handling - So where's the problem?
00:54Iů Bitch! Whore!
00:58I don't understand.
01:00Oh what did that fat liar say to you? I bet she went on about her shitty prince,
01:04but I don't even like him! He's just really into my ass.
01:08Bitch are you dreaming? You're just pissed because nobody likes your fat old fish face.
01:13- What did you say? - You stink of stew, it's disgusting!
01:17Don't get smart with me, even in middle school you couldn't wear thongs.
01:22Get over it you're just mad because I have tits and you don't!
01:25So? I've got a pussy!
01:28Come here!
01:30And I don't have a gross hole full of stinky shit!
01:33- Bye sir and good luck! - Thanks!
01:37Bitch! Whore!...