Funny Kids Compilation from the JukinVideo Vault

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Kids have absolutely no filter and say the most outrageous things sometimes. From screaming the F-bomb to lecturing Kim Kardashian about her life choices, this compilation is filled with funny kids and the very strange things that come out of their mouth!    SUBSCRIBE for awesome videos every day!: http://bit.ly/JukinVideo  Submit your video here: http://bit.ly/3-submit-here    LIKE us on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoFB  FOLLOW us on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoTwitter  Short vids on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoInstagram  Shorter vids on VINE: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoVine

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00:00Do you like playing with the big kids?

00:06Yeah.

00:07Yeah, what?

00:08Wee!

00:09Say, play with the big kids.

00:12Bitches!

00:13Wee!

00:14Play with the big kids.

00:17Bitches!

00:18The, uh, truck.

00:21What is it?

00:24It's a truck.

00:26What kind of truck is it?

00:28It's a, um, fire truck.

00:31It's not a fire truck, that's a dump truck.

00:34Dump truck.

00:36What is it?

00:37It's a dump truck.

00:40Deedor, what's wrong?

00:42I, I don't like cookies.

00:45You don't like cookies?

00:47Yeah!

00:48What do you want for a treat?

00:50Bean broth.

00:51I want bean broth for a treat.

00:54I don't like, I don't like cookies for a treat.

00:58You want, you want beef broth?

01:00Yeah!

01:01Don't yell, Deevor.

01:03Kim Kardashian, keep your promise to yourself!

01:10Disgusting.

01:13Because it's raining.

01:15No it's not, it is rain!

01:18It is raining.

01:20Ow!

01:21It is raining.

01:23It's raining.

01:24It's raining.

01:25You broke my heart.

01:27It's okay.

01:30You broke my heart.

01:33Day.

01:35Truck.

01:37What?

01:39Truck.

01:40What?

01:41Truck.

01:42Oh boy.

01:44Can you say mini?

01:46Mini.

01:48Can you say mouse?

01:50Mouse.

01:51Can you say goofy?

01:53Goofy.

01:54Is that what you think of him?

01:56Oh man.

01:58Oh man.

02:00Oh man.

02:01Oh man.

02:02No, oh man.

02:04Oh man.

02:06Stop saying that, that's a bad word.

02:08Oh man.

02:09Stop!

02:10Oh man.

02:11Oh man.

02:12Man.

02:13Oh man.

02:14Man.

02:15No, oh man.

02:16Man.

02:17Oh my gosh.

02:19Yeah, let mama pull your bandaid off.

02:21I can't, I can't, I can't live like this.

02:24I can't live like this.

02:26Yes, mama will help you.

02:27I've got to take your bandaid off.

02:29It'll, it'll, it'll be better.

02:31We'll make it better.

02:32Just pull it off real quick like a bandaid.

02:43How's it going?

02:45Uptown.

02:46Funk you up, say.

02:49Uptown, funk you up.

02:51What did you draw?

03:01You drew up mommy's nipples?

03:10No, no, no, I was just going to ask you a question.

03:12What did Emily say the other day?

03:14I am so frickin' pissed.

03:18Wow.

03:20I am so frickin' pissed.

03:22I am so frickin' pissed.

03:24I'm so frickin' pissed.

03:28Yeah?

03:29Now can you pet your titties?

03:31My what?

03:32Your titties.

03:33My titties?

03:34Like those.

03:36Can I pet them?

03:37Oh, kitties.

03:39Can I pet them?

03:40Sure.

03:44Nip, nip, nip, nip.

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