• 9 years ago
Battle of Blood Island (1960)
1h 4min | Drama, War | 8 April 1960 (USA)

Two American GI's are the only survivors of a unit wiped out in a battle with Japanese troops on an isolated island. The two, who don't like each other, find try to put aside their differences in order to evade the Japanese and survive.

Director: Joel Rapp (as Joel M. Rapp)

Writers: Joel Rapp (as Joel M. Rapp), Philip Roth (story "Expect the Vandals")

Stars: Richard Devon, Ron Gans, Roger Corman
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00:17:36Well, Ma.
00:17:38This is what you've always dreamed of.
00:17:41Your son.
00:17:43Oh, the doctor.
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00:17:49God help him.
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00:18:21Morning.
00:18:22You ready for the continental breakfast?
00:18:26It's included in the room rent.
00:18:29Oh.
00:18:31All this stuff, where'd you get it?
00:18:34Um, I bought it.
00:18:37There's a PX on the other side of the island.
00:18:39You always have to be kidding around.
00:18:41Well, now, where do you think I'd get it?
00:18:45The Japs?
00:18:47You mean you snuck in there and stole all this stuff from the Japs?
00:18:52I'm a hero.
00:18:54Oh, you could have got yourself killed.
00:18:56Sure, I could have.
00:18:58I told you, I'm a hero.
00:19:01Oh, Mo.
00:19:03You shouldn't have stuck your neck out like that for me.
00:19:05Well, just what makes you think it was for you?
00:19:08Well, what I mean is, well, all the medicine and stuff.
00:19:12So it isn't possible I could get sick?
00:19:20Mo?
00:19:21Hmm?
00:19:22I don't know if I'd have the guts to do it.
00:19:24Some guts.
00:19:26What kind of guts does it take to stay alive?
00:19:29Did you have any trouble?
00:19:31Uh-uh.
00:19:33Of course, one of those Jap soldiers is going to have some explaining to do.
00:19:36Oh, what happened?
00:19:38Well, I made it look like he broke into the sock.
00:19:42I took this out of your bag.
00:19:44Keep it for a souvenir.
00:19:50Mo.
00:19:52That was a damn fine thing to do.
00:19:56Will you stop?
00:19:58Look.
00:19:59Everything I do for you, I do for selfish reasons.
00:20:02If you die, I'll be left here alone, right?
00:20:05Yes, sir.
00:20:06I go out of my mind in a week.
00:20:08So let's not get all sticky with gratitude every time I open a canteen
00:20:11and splash a little sulfur on your back.
00:20:15Okay, Mo.
00:20:18I'm just going to say it one more time.
00:20:20Thanks.
00:20:23It is my pleasure.
00:20:38Why don't you go get a drink?
00:20:41Go over there.
00:20:54Mo.
00:20:56Mo. Mo, is that you?
00:21:01You scared me.
00:21:03I thought it was a jet.
00:21:06That was a stupid thing to do.
00:21:08What?
00:21:09Calling out like that.
00:21:10What if it was a jet?
00:21:12I'm sorry, Mo.
00:21:14I wasn't thinking.
00:21:15You've got to think.
00:21:16The Japs don't know we're here.
00:21:18Even if they came by the cave, they wouldn't bother to look in here.
00:21:21Not unless they heard some guy yelling for Mo.
00:21:24Damn it, I told you I'm sorry.
00:21:26Okay. Okay.
00:21:30Where'd you go today?
00:21:32Over to the Jap camp again.
00:21:35Is that all you did all day?
00:21:36Watch the Jap camp?
00:21:38No.
00:21:39I took a look at the other side of the island.
00:21:42Oh?
00:21:43What's over there?
00:21:45Well, let's see.
00:21:47There's a big restaurant.
00:21:50Theater.
00:21:51Nice little bar.
00:21:53Balinese dancing girls.
00:21:54Oh, come on, pal. Come on.
00:21:57Okay.
00:21:59There's a lagoon.
00:22:01It's quite a place.
00:22:02I took a bath.
00:22:04Hey, would you take me over there?
00:22:07Sure.
00:22:08As long as you're strong enough.
00:22:10I'm strong enough, Mo.
00:22:12It doesn't hurt much anymore.
00:22:14I can't use my legs, but it doesn't hurt.
00:22:18Would you carry me over there?
00:22:20Yeah.
00:22:21Tomorrow, maybe.
00:22:23If I'm strong enough.
00:22:35Mo, I really feel great today.
00:22:38I sure needed to get out of that stinking cave.
00:22:41Hey, maybe we can come down here every day, huh?
00:22:45Sure.
00:22:47Mo, you know there's fish in there?
00:22:50Uh-huh.
00:22:51Hey, maybe you'll catch us a couple of those beauties for dinner tonight.
00:22:56What is it?
00:22:59Listen.
00:23:02Listen.
00:23:28Mo.
00:23:30Mo, my shirt.
00:23:36Shoot him, Mo.
00:23:38I can't.
00:23:40He'll hear it and be on our backs in five minutes.
00:23:43Mo.
00:23:44Mo, you gotta do something.
00:23:46He'll go back and tell the rest.
00:24:00Mo.
00:24:02Mo.
00:24:32I gotta bury him.
00:25:03You don't think they'll find him, do you, Mo?
00:25:10Oh, they'll miss him.
00:25:12They'll look for him.
00:25:16They'll never find him.
00:25:19You want another drink?
00:25:21No.
00:25:22No.
00:25:23Well, don't you think you better ease up on that stuff a little?
00:25:27To Mo Malamud, killer.
00:25:40I guess everybody should celebrate their first kill, huh?
00:25:43Knock it off, will you?
00:25:44Why should I?
00:25:46Took the Army three months to teach me how to be a killer.
00:25:50And I didn't let them down.
00:25:53It was you or him, Mo.
00:25:55Sure.
00:25:58Mo, he was just a jab.
00:26:00Just a jab.
00:26:02Yeah.
00:26:05I wonder if he killed me.
00:26:08If he'd have figured I was just an American.
00:26:11Killing's part of it.
00:26:14Well, I'm not just an American.
00:26:17I'm Mo Malamud.
00:26:19I'm 34 years old.
00:26:21I'm Mo Malamud.
00:26:23I'm a 35-year-old accountant with a wife and a kid.
00:26:26Knock it off, Mo.
00:26:28It's all over.
00:26:29Is it?
00:26:32You know, I'd rather be a bombardier and kill a thousand people all at once.
00:26:42At least you wouldn't have to look at their faces.
00:26:52They say the first one's the hardest.
00:26:56Well, they're wrong.
00:26:58The first one's the easiest.
00:27:01It's the next one that's hard.
00:27:03And the one after that.
00:27:06And you can't tell me that you'll ever get used to it.
00:27:11The first one's easy because, well, you don't know how you're going to feel afterwards.
00:27:21There's nothing to be afraid of.
00:27:24It's just you or him.
00:27:27And that's all there is.
00:27:30But the next time, you know, it's going to be both of you.
00:27:34No matter what happens.
00:27:39I wonder who he was.
00:27:43Maybe he was a 35-year-old accountant.
00:27:50Well, so what are you looking?
00:27:53Everybody's got clay feet.
00:28:03The next one's easy.
00:28:20Minerva.
00:28:22Go way out.
00:28:24Moe.
00:28:26Moe, wake up.
00:28:29Shh.
00:28:30Shut up.
00:28:31The cops are outside.
00:28:42They're moving this way.
00:28:44If they come in here, we're dead.
00:28:49I'm in the middle.
00:29:18It's really close.
00:29:24How's the head?
00:29:27Oh, I'll survive.
00:29:30You know, that sake really packs a wallop.
00:29:34I don't know how those chaps ever manage to get up in the morning outside and make the battlefield.
00:29:39You were really stiff.
00:29:42Yeah.
00:29:44I don't drink very much.
00:29:46My wife usually keeps an eye on me at twice.
00:29:49She knows just when to start yakking.
00:29:53Well, it did you good.
00:29:55You got a lot of things off your chest, Moe.
00:29:58Yeah, I guess.
00:30:01Moe, you know, we're really in a lot of trouble.
00:30:05Tell me about it.
00:30:07I mean, they're bound to fight us sooner or later.
00:30:11Yeah, not necessarily.
00:30:14Not as long as our mazel holds out.
00:30:16Our what?
00:30:18Our luck.
00:30:20Oh.
00:30:25Get out of here with the chaps.
00:30:27I'm going to get us a fish for dinner.
00:30:32You think it's safe?
00:30:33I feel like living dangerously.
00:30:37Were you going to the lagoon?
00:30:39No.
00:30:40There's a little cove on the other side of the island.
00:30:42I ought to be able to snag something there.
00:30:44I don't know, Moe.
00:30:45Well, what do you want?
00:30:46You want to keep on eating those crummy rations?
00:30:48Besides, we're almost out.
00:30:50I'd rather take a chance on that cove
00:30:52than go sneaking back into that Jap camp again.
00:30:55Be careful, huh?
00:30:57I never would have thought of that.
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00:31:41Moe!
00:31:42Look out!
00:31:43Oh!
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00:35:29A good luck charm.
00:35:30It's kind of like an old St. Christopher's medal.
00:35:34Brings you that mozzel I was telling you about.
00:35:37Well, order about six dozen, will you?
00:35:39Oh sure.
00:35:42Mo, I've been thinking.
00:35:45I think we can get rid of the rest of those Japs.
00:35:49Yeah, how?
00:35:53We got a bunch of grenades left, don't we?
00:35:56Yeah, five or six.
00:36:01Well, why couldn't we go up to that ledge?
00:36:05You know, the one where you go to look at them?
00:36:08We can even the grenades.
00:36:10And the ones we don't get with grenades, we can pick off with the rifles.
00:36:16I don't know.
00:36:19Oh, there are only about 15 of them. We could do it easy.
00:36:22So many things could go wrong.
00:36:24What happens if they're not all there when we hit them?
00:36:27Well, we'll get them in the morning, before they get up.
00:36:35What about Sunday?
00:36:37Say, about 7 o'clock.
00:36:41Tomorrow's Sunday.
00:36:43Is it?
00:36:44Then we'll give it a try.
00:36:46Okay. Tomorrow morning.
00:36:49We'll have our own little Pearl Harbor.
00:37:02What was that?
00:37:05You think you can crawl about 10 yards?
00:37:08I think so.
00:37:16Hey, what's going on?
00:37:36I have a formation.
00:37:38Wow. This is even better. This will be a cinch.
00:37:45I'm stuck with a lot of grenades.
00:38:07Oh, my God.
00:38:13Mo, what does it mean?
00:38:17I don't know.
00:38:20Mo, the war, could it be over?
00:38:26I don't know.
00:38:30Mo.
00:38:32Mo, do you know what this means?
00:38:36This means we don't have to whisper anymore.
00:38:39Our boys will get us.
00:38:42We're free, Mo. Free.
00:38:46Mo, do you realize what this means?
00:38:50Yeah.
00:38:53We've got to bury them before the sun gets too hot.
00:39:16Oh, my God.
00:39:44Oh, my God.
00:40:13Oh, my God.
00:40:32Well?
00:40:34It won't work.
00:40:36I think some of the tubes have burned out.
00:40:38Oh, that's great. That's great.
00:40:41Just when I figured we'd radio for help and be off this place in a couple of days.
00:40:45Oh, we'll think of something.
00:40:47Maybe we'll send them a telegram, huh?
00:40:49Hey, wait a minute.
00:40:51We're free, remember?
00:40:53You're the one who said it.
00:40:55Yeah.
00:40:56I'm sorry.
00:40:57I guess I was just expecting some kind of miracle or something.
00:41:01Panda!
00:41:15Panda!
00:41:27Pa?
00:41:29What's so funny?
00:41:32What's so funny?
00:41:36Panda!
00:41:47That's the silliest fucking thing I ever saw.
00:41:50He's got his snout bigger than Durante's.
00:41:52Could he be Durante's son, I ask you?
00:41:54Son, he could be a stand-in.
00:41:58Hey, you know something, Moe?
00:42:00It's not so bad.
00:42:02We can still laugh.
00:42:03Oh, somehow we'll make it.
00:42:05I'm sure we will.
00:42:07Hey.
00:42:08Hey.
00:42:09You know, he looks a little bit like my Uncle Morris.
00:42:13Well, well, we gotta call him something.
00:42:16If he's gonna be in the family, we may as well call him Uncle Morris.
00:42:20Hey, Uncle Morris.
00:42:22Very easy.
00:42:23Yeah.
00:42:24Uncle Morris, talk to your nephew.
00:42:26Say something to your nephew, Uncle Morris.
00:42:38Moe, that was the best meal I ever ate.
00:42:40Oh, cut it out, will you?
00:42:42No kidding.
00:42:43You know you're gonna make somebody a terrific wife someday.
00:42:47Why'd you make this soup anyway?
00:42:50Oh, I found some potatoes or something down by the camp.
00:42:53I just boiled them up, that's all.
00:42:55Morris, terrific.
00:42:56Hey, how much do you think Campbell's will pay for that recipe anyway?
00:42:59Oh, a million and a half.
00:43:01If we could come up with some fancy name for it.
00:43:04Well, we could...
00:43:06We could call it blood.
00:43:09No.
00:43:10Well, it looked like blood, didn't it?
00:43:12Well, yeah, kind of.
00:43:15But you can't very well call it that.
00:43:17People don't like to discuss that sort of thing at mealtime.
00:43:20Well, uh, maybe we'll give it a little class.
00:43:23We'll call it cream of blood.
00:43:26I'm afraid we'll have to do a little more thinking.
00:43:36It's really peaceful, isn't it?
00:43:38Boy, I'd like to have a broad here right now.
00:43:41Well, wouldn't you?
00:43:46I'd like Helen to be here.
00:43:50You know, they'll tell her you're dead.
00:43:52Yeah.
00:43:54I try not to think about it.
00:44:13Is that you, Monroe?
00:44:14No, it's General MacArthur and I have returned.
00:44:17Comedian.
00:44:23Where you been all day?
00:44:25How's the therapy going?
00:44:27Fine.
00:44:28It's driving me nuts.
00:44:30Where you been all afternoon?
00:44:32On the beach.
00:44:33Fishing?
00:44:34No.
00:44:35Swimming?
00:44:37Nope.
00:44:38Just sat.
00:44:39Again?
00:44:41Yeah, again.
00:44:43Look, okay.
00:44:44You don't have to get mad, you know.
00:44:47Shoot that thing away, will you?
00:44:51What's that?
00:44:53The fly.
00:44:54Shoo it away.
00:44:55I didn't even feel it.
00:44:58Hey, what's for chow?
00:44:59I'm starving.
00:45:04Steak.
00:45:05What the hell is eating you anyway?
00:45:06Nothing.
00:45:07I told you we were going to have steak.
00:45:08What's the matter?
00:45:09You don't like steak?
00:45:10I love steak.
00:45:11All right, you're going to get steak.
00:45:15Fine, medium rare.
00:45:21Oh, that's hysterical.
00:45:23I'm just trying to be pleasant.
00:45:24You started it.
00:45:25Well, don't.
00:45:27You know what?
00:45:28No.
00:45:29What?
00:45:30This whole thing is backwards.
00:45:33What do you mean by that?
00:45:35I mean I'm getting tired of thinking for the two of us.
00:45:37Look, I suppose you'd like to change places with me, huh?
00:45:40I got it made.
00:45:45Where are you going now?
00:45:47I'm going to build another fire.
00:45:49A lot of good that'll do.
00:45:50You ought to know by now nobody will see it.
00:45:52So I'll use it to cook the steak, son.
00:45:54Fine.
00:46:16Come on, Uncle Morris.
00:46:17Say it.
00:46:18Come on, Bubby.
00:46:19Hello, Moe.
00:46:20Hello, Moe.
00:46:21Hello, Moe.
00:46:22Come on, say it.
00:46:23We'll be here any minute.
00:46:24We'll surprise him.
00:46:25You're a good Japanese bird.
00:46:26You can speak English.
00:46:27Come on, Bubby.
00:46:28Hello, Moe.
00:46:29Hello, Moe.
00:46:30Hello, Moe.
00:46:31Come on.
00:46:32Hello, Moe.
00:46:33Oh, hello, Moe.
00:46:34Hey, those are beauties.
00:46:35Say it.
00:46:36Say it.
00:46:37Say it.
00:46:38Say it.
00:46:39Say it.
00:46:40Say it.
00:46:41Say it.
00:46:42Say it.
00:46:43Say it.
00:46:44Those are beauties.
00:46:45Yeah.
00:46:46I'm getting so sick of fish, even he's beginning to look good to me.
00:46:51Oh, he doesn't mean it, Uncle Morris.
00:46:54Hey, Moe.
00:46:55Huh?
00:46:56I think he's ready to talk.
00:46:58Oh?
00:46:59So we'll have the only bilingual bird on the island, huh?
00:47:02You said it.
00:47:04Hey, I, you know, I got a terrific routine worked out with him.
00:47:07I say to him, say something, Uncle Morris.
00:47:09And he says to me, don't be silly.
00:47:11Birds can't talk.
00:47:14Well, maybe when we get back to the States,
00:47:16we can book him in a nightclub, huh?
00:47:20We'll never get back, Moe.
00:47:22We'll get back.
00:47:24How do you figure we're going to get back?
00:47:26We'll just keep lighting fires until somebody sees them.
00:47:29Do you know how long you've been doing that?
00:47:31Moe, we've got to do something.
00:47:34I miss everybody.
00:47:36Everything.
00:47:37Even the people I hated.
00:47:39Moe, I want to go home.
00:47:42One lousy life and I've got to live it here?
00:47:45Moe, I tell you, I want to go home.
00:47:48You think yelling's going to help?
00:47:49Well, what will?
00:47:51I've been here six months.
00:47:52Seven.
00:47:53So seven.
00:47:54It's like seven years for me.
00:47:56You don't know what it's like.
00:47:57Tell me.
00:47:58For you, it's okay.
00:48:00I'm the one that suffers.
00:48:01Oh, no.
00:48:03I've got it real nice.
00:48:07I'm your cook, your butler,
00:48:09your nursemaid, and your bodyguard.
00:48:12You got it like royalty and you don't even know it.
00:48:15Sure, you got your troubles.
00:48:17But live with them, will you?
00:48:19I'm here and you're here and I'm going to take care of you.
00:48:22You could have ended up alone.
00:48:25You might be alone yourself.
00:48:33I might.
00:48:35And I'd be a lot better off.
00:48:37Taking care of a wife and a kid, that's one thing.
00:48:40But out here on this godforsaken island with a cripple.
00:48:45I'm no savior.
00:48:47Kill me then.
00:48:49Slit me open like one of your fish.
00:48:51You already did a pretty good job with your little operation here.
00:48:54Well, kill me.
00:48:56And go live on the other side of the island by yourself,
00:48:58you lousy yellow coward.
00:49:00Well, go ahead.
00:49:02Go on.
00:49:05I ought to let you starve for a crack like that.
00:49:07Sure, I figured you for something like that.
00:49:10Like today I said to myself,
00:49:12he's not coming back, I'll starve.
00:49:15Well, I wouldn't put it past you.
00:49:17I ought to let you rot.
00:49:19I ought to move to the other side of the island and let you rot.
00:49:22You would, wouldn't you, Merriman?
00:49:24You lousy Jew.
00:49:35That cuts it.
00:49:39I'm sorry, Ma.
00:49:42I'm sorry.
00:49:44Don't tell me that's been part of it all this time.
00:49:46No.
00:49:48You just couldn't help saying it.
00:49:51I didn't mean it.
00:49:53I know.
00:49:55But you said it.
00:49:58You know what I hope?
00:50:00You know what I hope?
00:50:02I hope some miracle happens and we get away from here.
00:50:06You're going to be sensational when you get back home.
00:50:09The girls, the Yankees,
00:50:12they're all going to be fighting for you.
00:50:14And you know what you're going to give them?
00:50:16Nothing.
00:50:18Because that's what you've got to give.
00:50:20Nothing.
00:50:22And don't you ever think there's any kind of magic cure.
00:50:25Because there isn't.
00:50:27Oh, I'm sorry.
00:50:29Who the hell cares if you're sorry?
00:50:31I feed you. I wash you.
00:50:33I talk to you like a kid.
00:50:35I treat you like my own kid.
00:50:37Oh, I know it, Mo.
00:50:39Yes.
00:50:41Yes, sir.
00:50:43So now you think I'll really run out on you, don't you?
00:50:46But I won't.
00:50:48And I wonder if you understand why I won't.
00:50:51Mo, please.
00:50:53Shut up!
00:50:55Mo!
00:50:57I'm sorry, Mo.
00:51:02Mo, please!
00:51:04I'm sorry!
00:51:08Please, Mo!
00:51:10Mo, I'm sorry!
00:51:27I'm sorry.
00:51:58Ken!
00:52:00Ken!
00:52:04I missed.
00:52:08I missed.
00:52:28Let me die.
00:52:30I want to die.
00:52:32You're not going to.
00:52:39Let me...
00:52:43How about 20 for the Yankees?
00:52:4530.
00:52:47It'll be bigger.
00:52:49We don't even get any mail.
00:52:53At home, I used to get mail all the time.
00:52:56Every day.
00:52:58I hate...
00:53:00I hate holidays.
00:53:02I don't know mail.
00:53:06Mo.
00:53:08I would have got to her, Mo.
00:53:10Except I got drafted.
00:53:15I always made it, Mo.
00:53:17I always made it.
00:53:19At that time.
00:53:22Oh.
00:53:27You look...
00:53:29You look out the window.
00:53:31You see the snow.
00:53:33The people, they're all...
00:53:35They're all black.
00:53:37They're white, and they...
00:53:40They look so nice.
00:53:42And they just walk, and they don't talk.
00:53:45Oh, they just keep...
00:53:47Oh, let me, I want to die!
00:53:51Let me...
00:53:58I got a contract with the Yankees.
00:54:01With the New York Yankees.
00:54:20How could he have missed?
00:54:24He just couldn't pull it off.
00:54:34Why?
00:54:36Why?
00:54:39You aimed at your shoulder. Why?
00:54:44What do you expect from me?
00:54:47I'm no leader.
00:54:49I'm a guy who follows the leader.
00:54:52I got nothing left inside.
00:54:55It's gonna take a miracle, and miracles don't happen.
00:54:59What do you expect, a messiah with an airplane ticket?
00:55:03Well, messiahs don't come.
00:55:05Except in Bible's entailments.
00:55:16I'm right.
00:55:18Miracles don't happen.
00:55:27Come on, Uncle Morris.
00:55:29Let's take a walk.
00:55:49Ken?
00:55:51Yeah.
00:55:53You okay?
00:55:55Yeah, Mo.
00:55:57I think so.
00:56:01Mo?
00:56:03Hmm?
00:56:04I don't want to die.
00:56:06Not here.
00:56:08You're not gonna die.
00:56:10Not this week, anyway.
00:56:13Mo, I...
00:56:15I didn't...
00:56:17I didn't...
00:56:23It just stings.
00:56:25I didn't want to die then.
00:56:28Okay.
00:56:29No confessions.
00:56:31Go to sleep.
00:56:33Mo, will you take me to the beach tomorrow?
00:56:37If you feel all right.
00:56:42I don't want you to hold my hand.
00:56:44That's not what I want.
00:56:46It's all forgotten.
00:56:51Listen, you can go any time you like.
00:56:54For a couple of days, if you want to.
00:56:57Okay.
00:56:59For the Fourth of July, I'll get reservations on the other side of the island.
00:57:02Now, sack out, huh?
00:57:10Mo, I got a temperature.
00:57:14Go to sleep.
00:57:31And try not to dream.
00:57:37Boy, it's really clear. You can almost see San Francisco.
00:57:44Hey, buddy.
00:57:51Hey, you know, this stuff's even better cold than hot.
00:57:54You better remind the Campbell people to put serve hot or cold on the labels.
00:57:59How's the shoulder?
00:58:00Oh, it's better.
00:58:02It's all right, I guess. It's my pitching arm.
00:58:05Your ex-pitching arm.
00:58:07Yeah.
00:58:10Say, why don't you... Why don't you go take a swim, Mo?
00:58:12I'll lay here in the sun a while.
00:59:13There are...
00:59:15There's got to be hearts.
00:59:21God, I...
00:59:24I'm no heathen, but...
00:59:26But I'm not much for praying either.
00:59:30Should I tell him?
00:59:34No.
00:59:36No.
00:59:38No.
00:59:41But what if they're not hearts?
00:59:43But what if they are and they don't see us?
00:59:46Can it straighten out his aim this time?
00:59:51Please?
00:59:53Please?
00:59:57Will somebody tell me what to do?
01:00:00Just say, tell him or don't tell him!
01:00:04Why does everything have to be left up to me?
01:00:10Damn you! Why did you have to come?
01:00:41Hand me my shirt, will you?
01:00:45Yeah.
01:00:47How was it?
01:00:49Fine. Like toast.
01:00:51Hey.
01:00:53You better not get too much sun.
01:00:55You've been quite a while, you know.
01:00:57I must have fallen asleep.
01:00:59Hey, you've been gone a long time.
01:01:01Yeah, I swam over to the other side.
01:01:03How come?
01:01:05For a change. A swim.
01:01:07Well, what's over there?
01:01:09Ocean.
01:01:11So is there ocean over here?
01:01:13So?
01:01:15So what else?
01:01:22Why are you turning your back on me, Moe?
01:01:24What's over there?
01:01:28Airplanes.
01:01:30Airplanes and ships.
01:01:36I'm sorry, Moe.
01:01:38Honest, I don't know when I've got it good.
01:01:43I don't know what I think you've got over there.
01:01:46Or what kind of a boat you can build.
01:01:48I mean, you're not even the kind of a guy that could build a boat.
01:01:52Even this backdress slants funny.
01:01:55It's just that when you go away for such a long time, I...
01:01:58I begin to think you've got something over there, that's all.
01:02:04There's nothing over there but...
01:02:06There's nothing over there but...
01:02:08airplanes and ships.
01:02:11Okay, Moe.
01:02:14Listen, would you take me over by the water?
01:02:17Sure.
01:02:25Moe.
01:02:31What is it?
01:02:32Noises, Moe.
01:02:34I hear noises.
01:02:37It's just a nightmare.
01:02:39Go to sleep.
01:02:40Moe, I wasn't sleeping.
01:02:43I was just lying here, thinking.
01:02:46And I heard noises.
01:02:48I'm hearing things.
01:02:50It's just the wind.
01:02:52Go to sleep.
01:02:56Moe, there is no wind.
01:02:59No, that's good.
01:03:05Moe.
01:03:09It's just that everything was going okay.
01:03:13I did, like you said, try to make the best of things.
01:03:17But now I'm hearing things.
01:03:19Moe, is it going to start all over again?
01:03:34Moe.
01:04:01Moe.
01:04:03Moe.
01:04:18What was it?
01:04:20A goat.
01:04:23A goat?
01:04:26A goat.
01:04:29Moe, all that airplane bologna...
01:04:31I'm telling you, it was a goat.
01:04:34How... I mean, how did it...
01:04:36How do you expect me to know?
01:04:38You think I've been hiding him all this time?
01:04:40No.
01:04:42The way you look at me, you think I got a zoo on the other side of the island.
01:04:45Well, I used to.
01:04:47But when the airplanes landed, the propellers chopped him out of the peacocks and I had to sell out.
01:04:51Now, wait a minute. Don't get mad. I didn't say you put him here.
01:04:54The way you look at me.
01:04:57Where did he come from?
01:04:59I don't know.
01:05:00I don't know.
01:05:02Who put him here?
01:05:03God.
01:05:06God put him here.
01:05:09That goat is the savior.
01:05:12God's manifested himself in a goat.
01:05:15Where did he come from?
01:05:16From heaven, you idiot.
01:05:18What do you think God is?
01:05:20Moe.
01:05:21A goat.
01:05:23God?
01:05:24A goat?
01:05:31I think I hear it.
01:05:34No, that's only the water.
01:06:00The goat.
01:06:06Moe.
01:06:07Moe.
01:06:08Moe.
01:06:14Shut up.
01:06:15Don't want to scare him away?
01:06:24Away.
01:06:26Away where, Moe?
01:06:28I don't know, wherever they came from, I guess.
01:06:33Where did they come from, Bo?
01:06:37I don't know.
01:06:40Wait a minute.
01:06:42Yes, I do.
01:06:45There was a war.
01:06:47And when the war was over, right,
01:06:50the few people who were left in the world decided to turn it over to the children.
01:06:54They all met on a snowy mountain in Switzerland.
01:06:59Somewhere near Geneva.
01:07:02At first they played games, and they voted to abolish war.
01:07:07Then a six-year-old suggested that they turn the whole world into a circus.
01:07:12The Pacific was to be a zoo, an asylum for goats.
01:07:17What's the matter?
01:07:21They're only goats.
01:07:24They can't hurt us.
01:07:28Mo, please.
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:33Yeah, I know, I know.
01:07:35It's just, they can't hurt us.
01:07:39They can't hurt us.
01:07:42They can't hurt us.
01:07:43They can't hurt us.
01:08:10Mo!
01:08:11Mo!
01:08:12They're here, Mo!
01:08:13They've come!
01:08:43Get that pig out of the water before he drowns!
01:08:46I can't find him!
01:08:48Put your hands in the water!
01:08:53Hey, son, look!
01:08:58Where the hell did you come from?
01:09:02This is the attack in January.
01:09:04Everybody else was killed.
01:09:06Yeah, I remember.
01:09:07They said everybody got it.
01:09:08It's a miracle.
01:09:09I mean, you've been on this island all that time?
01:09:12Yeah.
01:09:14Me and Kent.
01:09:15There's another?
01:09:17Yeah, Kent.
01:09:18Oh, boy, you guys are awful lucky.
01:09:20Another couple hours, you'd have been burned to a crisp.
01:09:24I don't understand.
01:09:25This island's Operation Vineyard, a test site for the atomic bomb.
01:09:30He wouldn't know about the atomic bomb, not if he was in that attack in January.
01:09:34He wouldn't know about the atomic bomb, not if he was in that attack in January.
01:09:39I... I gotta tell Kent.
01:09:41Hey, wait a minute!
01:09:56Mo?
01:10:00Are we going home?
01:10:03We're going home.
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