• 8 years ago
Fuck yeah. When they jack my lucky charms.
[]When I worked there, store policy was to accept any return, with or without receipt. We had several women that would bring in old bras that were falling apart and we would have to return them for store credit.
[]Who let sweet Dee in the play house again?
[]Dreams don't mean anything.
[]so much resistance.
[]After 6 years, my gf is still not pregnant
[]and add to it (in my personal experience)
[]Well I'm not obese or a smoker... but yeah, I agree, attempting to fix a problem by starting another one is counter-intuitive. I was kinda taken aback by this thread because I had no idea people even used smoking for this reason.
[]I think there is something wrong with you.
[]'You like nipples so much give me a month I can get you a ziploc bag FULL of them. I got tranqs, shovels & keys to every mortuary in town'

Sent to my work contact list.
[]My appendix burst whilst working in Moldova, and they took it out whilst I was awake watching, only an epidural no anaesthetic, I could see everything. Weirdest experience of my life. Also my drain from the peritonitis was attached to a rubber glove instead of a bag that slowly filled up with puss until it looked like an ogres arm coming out of me. If I wasn't off my tits with morphine I think I would have had a breakdown, but I remember at the time thinking "this is nice, don't have to go to work". This weird doctor would park my wheelchair in front of a tiny fish tank and I would just haze at the fish whispering "wow...." because I was given so much meds because I was a hysterical nightmare. Oh yeah and when the resident doctor came to check on me in the night he would turn the lights out then kiss my forehead. Fun times.
[]My high school boyfriend worked in the library for extra credit. One day we snuck into the back office and started fooling around. Everything was going great (well as great as fumbling, awkward teenage sex can be) when the librarian starts banging on the door yelling that the library could hear us. You haven't had a walk of shame until you've walked past an entire library of classmates that know what you sound like while having sex. At least we had a real sex Ed class and access to condoms. I'm still not sure how or why we didn't get expelled-I'm sure these days we probably would have wound up on a sex offender registry.
[]I believe if you were to type in the number equivalent of CHIPOTLE, including the E, your phone would only use the first 7 digits of the word. Actually, I'm not sure how it works if we want to get technical :P, but I have seen numbers like this before and they work just fine.
[]WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND!?!?!?
[]I'll post more :) I have a few others check my history!!
[]Instead of sabotage, they announced the security breach with graffiti. A real terrorist would not announce the breach, but instead make planes crash.

This is either an idiot wannabe terrorist, or an idiot wannabe journalist.
[]The cost of the apartment I want to buy!
[]Answered elsewhere. Small strip usually (or pill), the strip contains naloxone and buprenorphine.
[]:o
[]And the fucking cunts got 10b from the Australian government between 2009 and 2014...to stay and make cars... greedy cunts...
[]That's what I'm guessing happened, which is the only legitimate reason you'd need programmers just to adjust the framerate.
[]And what a shit job she did. No wonder women don't become CEOs. Now go make me a sandwich, Marissa
[]Let alone three.
[]You think it's invasive for the government to know where you live? It's nothing like a sex offender registry. It's a registry of every single person in the country and their current address. AFAIK you won't get fined if you fail to update them in time, but as your tax letters will be sent to your registered address as well as all other letters you might receive from governmental institutions, it's pretty useful to update them.
[]She's going the distance...

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