NSFW Chargers Security Guard CAUGHT Masturbating During Cheerleaders Performance, Employer Responds

During the San Diego Chargers game against the Oakland Raiders, a security guard was caught masturbating during a performance by Chargers cheerleaders. The footage caught on a cell phone quickly circulated, prompting the team to quickly state that the guard is not directly employed by the Chargers or the NFL, who is currently investigating the situation. The guard's employer, Elite Security, released a statement and apology, and the guard has been canned, obviously, but we can't help but be amazed at the lack of tact. What do you make of this? Let's have an 'L' party and roast this cat in the comments below.