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00:00And it really is nice to see such a good turnout as we bid farewell to one of our finest mechanics.
00:21Dick Jones was already a legend in this industry when I started, and in the words of the Bard,
00:26you shall not see his like again. Although, of course, there, Hamlet was talking about
00:29his murdered father, and our Dick Jones is still very much alive and with us, and hopefully
00:35he won't be murdered. Dick Jones.
00:39Thank you, Mr. and thank you very much for the lovely spread. I really don't know what
00:46to say first. It seems only yesterday that I was working on my first car as a junior
00:54apprentice, and it was actually October the 24th, 1946, which was a Wednesday.
01:06Is it just me? I can't hear him.
01:07No, me neither.
01:08Shush!
01:09It was a light drizzle.
01:10Speak up, Dickie.
01:11Shush!
01:12I didn't get a day-by-day account of his entire work in life.
01:13I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:14Shush!
01:15I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:16Shush!
01:17I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:18Shush!
01:19I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:20Shush!
01:21I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:22Shush!
01:23I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:24Shush!
01:25I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:26Shush!
01:27I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:28Shush!
01:29I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:30Shush!
01:31I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:32Shush!
01:33I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:34Shush!
01:35I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:36Shush!
01:37I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:38Shush!
01:39I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:40Shush!
01:41I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:42Shush!
01:43I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:44Shush!
01:45I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:46Shush!
01:47I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:48Shush!
01:49I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:50Shush!
01:51I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:52Shush!
01:53I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:54Shush!
01:55I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:56Shush!
01:57I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
01:58Shush!
01:59I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
02:00Shush!
02:01I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
02:02Shush!
02:03I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
02:04Shush!
02:05I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
02:06Shush!
02:07I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
02:08Shush!
02:09I thought he was only going to take ten minutes.
02:10Shush!
02:11Silly Jimmy!
02:12World peace.
02:1377...
02:14March 1953 was one of the least interesting months
02:15in the hold of my career...
02:16You've still got 50 years to go...
02:17Yes, Sid has one of these.
02:19Damien Kiwetek Awala has got two.
02:23And Princess Margaret used to own one...
02:28Shush!
02:29Will you put that thing away?
02:33It might be important.
02:38Why don't you put that thing away?
02:39It might be important.
02:41No!
02:42What is it?
02:43One of Elton John's flamingos has just died.
02:45Whose text are you about that?
02:46I've signed up to this WAP celeb update thing.
02:48What on earth are you people talking about?
02:50There's another one!
02:52Please!
02:53I'll put it on vibrate.
02:54What?
02:56Miranda, will you kindly have the common decency to listen to Dick?
02:59Why, he is one of the...
03:00Oh my God, it's Crazy Alan!
03:01Shh!
03:04What, from Crazy Alan's Bicycle Madhouse?
03:06No, from Tesco's.
03:07Yes, of course, from Crazy Alan's Bicycle Madhouse.
03:10Only he could be so bold.
03:11He's just here to see Dicky off, probably.
03:13No, my archenemy, Crazy Alan, never does anything without a hidden motive.
03:16In its own way, this is as significant as when the Joker smuggled himself into the Batcave.
03:22Why have you got such a problem with him?
03:24Me and Crazy Alan go way back.
03:25We started in this business together.
03:28I knew him when he was only mildly eccentric, Alan.
03:32The irony is...
03:34We were once friends, then Alan turned to the dark side.
03:39He became evil.
03:40Yes, he started selling pushbikes.
03:43Oh my God, I share my birthday with Vo Diddley and the King of Belgium!
03:48What?
03:49I programme everybody's birthdays in here and then they text you back...
03:51Just, just, just, just, just, will you just put that away?
03:54Your selfishness appalls me.
03:56Look at you, utterly wrapped up in your own lives, your own petty, trivial obsession.
04:01Who's Alan talking to over there?
04:03Some twat in a blazer.
04:04That's not just some twat in a blazer.
04:06It's Jack Tewksbury.
04:09Can you hear what he's saying, Paul? Where's he up to?
04:111951.
04:12Bloody hell, he's going backwards!
04:14Juicy!
04:15Swiss!
04:16Swiss.
04:17Crazy.
04:21Well, then.
04:22When it happened, the health and safety regulations...
04:25Well, then.
04:27...updated several times a year.
04:32Well, then.
04:33Jack, how the devil are you?
04:34Oh, pretty chipper, Tony.
04:35The showroom went bust and I filed for bankruptcy, but mustn't grumble.
04:40Yes, I'm working as a chauffeur now, for the great and good.
04:43You know, ferrying top-flight knobs here, there and everywhere.
04:47You know, mixing with a high-class clientele.
04:49Ah, life, eh, Jack?
04:51None of us could have known all those years ago how things were going to turn out.
04:54Fab Four.
04:56You, me, Crazy Alan and Big Trevor Webb.
04:59Now, I am now a highly successful car salesman with my own business.
05:03You've lost it completely.
05:05You've become a chauffeur.
05:07Crazy Alan is selling pushbikes.
05:09Yes, and I don't think any of us could have predicted what would become of Trevor.
05:12Ah, Trevor, what a guy. Taught me everything I know.
05:15I never really had the chance to see all this before.
05:18I've seen everything lately. He's still a ruggabugger.
05:21Well, I did give him a tinker to see if he could make the do, but he was tied up.
05:25Ha-ha, I'll bet he was.
05:26No, Trevor, handcuffed to the bed in some shady lady's luxury penthouse pad, I'll warrant.
05:32No, he's gone to an antiques fair in Auburn with his boyfriend.
05:36What?
05:40Tell me you're joking.
05:41No, this is kosher. Turns out he was gay as a goose all along.
05:47What's happening? I'm having a heart attack.
05:49Oh, my God.
05:50This is just foam.
05:55Oswest, you share your birthday with Liberace, Freddie Mercury and George Michael.
06:03You're sure if this car is, it's completely waterproof throughout.
06:07I knew my wife had to die, and that I knew I couldn't rely on anyone else to do the job.
06:15Yes, he had a young lad working for him, and everyone thought it was a sort of father-son thing, you know,
06:20the old wise old salesman showing the young blade the ropes and so on and so forth.
06:25It turns out that old Trevor was doing the Captain Kirk, you know, going where no man had been before.
06:34All right, you can spare me the gory details.
06:36Anyways, they've set up an antiques together.
06:38But Trevor loved women.
06:40Oh, yes, he was always popular with the ladies, all right.
06:43But I think that all that cars and making love to a beautiful woman schtick was just a front.
06:49Funny thing is, though, I always thought that if any one of us was going to start playing the hairy castanets,
06:54it would have been you.
06:57What do you mean?
06:58Well, you was always so dapper and well turned out, with your nice hair and so on and so forth.
07:04Just because I'm well-groomed, it doesn't make me a maestro on the hairy castanets.
07:09You always have those girlish hands.
07:11Your handshake's more like a tickle.
07:13You always have those girlish hands.
07:15Your handshake's more like a tickle.
07:19Truth is, seeing as how you and Trevor were as thick as two Moroccan boys in a rolled-up rug,
07:26I was wondering what I might find when I swung the Humber around today.
07:30Just you look here. You are talking to Swiss Tony.
07:33So, in conclusion, I'd like to thank the man who made all this possible.
07:39A man in a million.
07:41Swiss Tony.
07:42And as soon as that old fool shuts up, I will prove to you that I am not a homosexual.
07:59There you go, Mrs Johnson. I'll even frown one of them.
08:03Just remember to limp when you get out.
08:05See you later.
08:07Very impressive.
08:09You're a natural car salesman. Have you ever thought about selling anything else?
08:14What, my body?
08:16My soul?
08:17You're not the devil, are you?
08:19No.
08:20Have you ever thought about selling bikes?
08:22Oh, yeah. Some nights I lie in bed for hours and hours just thinking of selling bikes.
08:27Are you being sarcastic?
08:28Yes.
08:30Oh, well, if you change your mind, here's my card.
08:33This is a Christmas card.
08:35That's because I'm crazy.
08:36Here.
08:38So, if you want to move up in the world, just give us a call.
08:41Oh, there is one thing.
08:42Yeah?
08:43You have to be crazy to work at Crazy Alan's.
08:45Right.
08:46You've got to be as crazy as me.
08:48Okay.
08:52Chin up, Tony. It's not the end of the world.
08:54Trevor Webb is still the same old Trevor we know and love.
08:57No.
08:58I never loved him.
08:59I hated him.
09:00In fact, I barely knew him.
09:01Swiss, are you okay?
09:02Yeah, I'm fine.
09:03I hated him. In fact, I barely knew him.
09:05Swiss, are you okay?
09:06Am I gay? No.
09:11Oh, cheer up, Swiss.
09:12Ah, I better know what's the matter.
09:14There's nothing the matter with me.
09:15I'm perfectly normal.
09:16No.
09:17You're thinking about Dick.
09:22Ruth, thank God.
09:23Jack, here's my wife, Ruth, to whom I am very happily married.
09:33Gently, darling.
09:35You need fairy feet.
09:41Would you like to skip this evening's lesson?
09:43You seem a bit jumpy.
09:44I'm fine.
09:45Look at my hands on the wheel.
09:47Steady hands.
09:48Confident hands.
09:50You've got nice hands.
09:51It was one of the first things I noticed about you, actually.
09:53They're very soft and gentle.
09:55No, they're not.
09:56They're rough and horny.
09:59You say so.
10:00It's been so long since you touched me with them,
10:02I can't really remember.
10:03Nonsense.
10:04I'm always touching you.
10:05That's patting.
10:06I mean touching.
10:10There are certain things a wife expects from her husband.
10:13I want more, Swiss.
10:15Well, then I shall give you more.
10:17More fine wines and Belgian chocolates.
10:19I shall set up a direct debit with Thorntons,
10:21if it pleases my little pig.
10:23We never make love anymore, Tony.
10:26First you say I've got girls' hands,
10:28and then you say we never make love anymore.
10:30It's quite clear that I have big, hairy, sausage-fingered man's hands
10:34and we're always at it.
10:36When did we last have sex?
10:37You want sex?
10:38I'll give you sex.
10:39Sex like you've never known it before.
10:40There'll be sex coming out of your ears by the time I finish with you.
10:43I don't want it coming out of my ears.
10:44I just...
10:45Well, yes.
10:46All right.
10:47OK.
10:51Make me feel like a cherry liqueur.
10:53Warm and gooey.
10:55Do you remember our first time?
10:57Back of your car.
10:58How could I forget?
11:00We'd been going out for three and a half years.
11:02I was so excited.
11:06And relieved.
11:08Relieved?
11:09Well, I was really worried you might be gay.
11:18Ah, the sun has risen in the east.
11:20The birds are singing their dawn chorus.
11:22Lorraine Kelly has helmed another successful edition of LK today
11:25and Swiss Tony is heterosexual.
11:29Morning.
11:30Ooh, foxy lady.
11:33What?
11:34May I just say, your breasts are magnificent.
11:37No! God, it's only upper state.
11:39Do they ripen as the day goes on?
11:42Are you pissed?
11:43No, I'm a man, pumped full of tostesterone.
11:46Testosterone.
11:48Bah, who cares about spelling when you're bulging with hormones
11:52and ready to sow enough wild oats to fill a bath full of porridge?
11:55What have you done for sexual harassment?
11:57Ah, come along, Miranda.
11:58They'll have none of that 80s PC jargon in this office.
12:00Here, men are men and women are women.
12:04Never noticed before.
12:05Haven't you got pretty hands?
12:09Hi, Swiss. Hi, Miranda.
12:10Morning.
12:11Oh, morning, Paul.
12:12I was just admiring Miranda's breasts.
12:14Oh.
12:15So tell me, Paul.
12:16Are you a leg man or a breast man?
12:18Oh, I only eat white meat.
12:19I don't like brown meat.
12:20It's all slimy.
12:21It reminds me too much where it comes from, you know?
12:23You know how people can eat things that look like animals?
12:25Like those people who eat shellfish or those little birds.
12:28Partridges.
12:30I'm not talking about partridges, Paul.
12:32I'm talking about women.
12:33So come on, what are you?
12:35Leg or breast?
12:36Or maybe you're an arse man.
12:38I'm an arse man myself.
12:43I mean, an arse like Miranda's, obviously.
12:45Not one like yours.
12:46Or Jeff's, for example.
12:48I bet your girlfriend, Cicely, has got a spectacular arse.
12:51Oh, it's out of bounds, I'm afraid.
12:52We had another round last night.
12:53She thinks I care more about you than I do her.
12:55Nonsense.
12:56Women, eh?
12:57Who needs them?
12:58No, I mean women.
12:59You can't live without them.
13:01Vive la différence, I say.
13:03Women have skirts.
13:04Men have trousers.
13:06Women have purses with little dainty clasps.
13:08Men have wallets with great leather straps
13:10and compartmental change.
13:13Women like to talk after sex.
13:15Men like to talk after sex as well,
13:17but not to women.
13:19So come on, Paul.
13:21Get rid of her.
13:22Find somebody who really cares about you, eh?
13:25I mean, a woman, obviously.
13:28Why bother, Swiss?
13:29I prefer my mates.
13:30I'm just no good with girls.
13:31Hey, maybe you're gay.
13:33What?
13:34There's a thing in here about how to spot
13:36if your man's secretly gay.
13:38I'm not gay.
13:39Well, you do sound a bit camp.
13:41I don't, do I?
13:45Come out, Paul,
13:46and then we can go to clubs together.
13:49And then we can go to clubs together
13:50and fancy the same men
13:51and be really witty and catty
13:52and be the best mates ever.
13:53But I'm not gay.
13:54But all my mates have got a gay.
13:55I want one.
13:58We could get really close
13:59and even though you're a bloke
14:00I could get changed in front of you
14:01but it wouldn't matter
14:02because you'd be like one of the girls.
14:04Perhaps I'm a bit gay.
14:07You are not gay, Paul.
14:09You are as heterosexual as the next man
14:11and as the next man is Swiss Tony
14:12that is pretty damned heterosexual indeed.
14:15I don't know, Tony.
14:16I've always had my doubts about you.
14:18The way you used to always eat
14:20round your mashed potato
14:21where the gravy had splashed on it.
14:23I mean,
14:24there's something very peculiar about that.
14:26I don't like gravy.
14:27I don't like any wet food.
14:29You're both gay.
14:31Wrap me up here, Mother.
14:32Well,
14:33now you've opened a can of worms now
14:35that was best left
14:36at the back of the larder.
14:38I remember watching you,
14:39your bonny curls
14:40and your bright smile
14:41and your dainty little hands
14:43dressing your dollies
14:45singing away
14:47Queenie, Queenie Caroline
14:49wash the hair
14:51with turpentine
14:52I am a perfectly normal bloke.
14:54Turpentine
14:55Why, just look at me
14:56eating a Yorkie.
14:59Turpentine
15:00Of course, that moustache
15:01is a dead giveaway.
15:02Hey, Swiss,
15:03if we're both gay
15:04why don't we go set up shop
15:05somewhere together?
15:06Oh, what a good idea.
15:07Then you could sell antiques
15:09little mice and dogs
15:10and gay knick-knacks.
15:12Oh, Swiss,
15:13you old poof.
15:14I can't believe
15:15you just did that.
15:16I'm sorry, Jeff,
15:17but I've been under
15:18a lot of pressure.
15:19Now,
15:20let's get out there
15:21and sell some cars.
15:22What do you mean
15:23let's go and sell some cars?
15:24You just punched me
15:25in the nose.
15:26It's lucky
15:27you've got the hands
15:28of a six-year-old girl
15:29or you might have
15:30hurt me.
15:31I'm sure
15:32it's no worse
15:33than you'd suffer
15:34on the average
15:35Tuesday night
15:36falling down
15:37your stairs at home.
15:38Yeah, but you don't
15:39hurt yourself
15:40when you're drunk
15:41and besides
15:42I put a mattress
15:43All right, Jeff,
15:44let's just go back
15:45to work.
15:46There's got to be
15:47more to life than this
15:48being punched
15:49in the face
15:50by a cross between
15:51David Niven
15:52and Angela Lansbury.
15:53Certainly, Jeff.
15:54I don't think
15:55there is a lot
15:56more to your life
15:57than this.
15:58No?
15:59Well, there is.
16:00There's my clothes
16:01my art books
16:02I've got loads
16:03of CDs
16:04Oh, really?
16:05I make perfect
16:06roast potatoes
16:07I'm a brilliant
16:08dancer
16:09I sponsor
16:10a donkey.
16:12I can just
16:13picture you now, Jeff
16:14putting on a CD
16:15and dancing across
16:16the room
16:17with a tray full
16:18of roast potatoes
16:19before falling
16:20down the stairs
16:21while your donkey
16:22looks on
16:23wistfully chewing
16:24an art book.
16:25I don't need to be
16:26stuck here
16:27with a buffoon
16:28like you.
16:29Right.
16:30Right.
16:31Well, I'll write
16:32your reference,
16:33shall I?
16:34Yes, I believe
16:35Boots are looking
16:36to take on
16:37erratic
16:38and abusive staff
16:39Yes, Nat West
16:40are advertising
16:41a job.
16:42What's the name
16:43of the place?
16:44Here, you read it.
16:47Crazy Alan's
16:48Bicycle Madness
16:50Judas!
16:56Good morning, Swiss.
16:58Good morning,
16:59my little lambkin.
17:00What are you doing
17:01today, darling?
17:02Still working on
17:03the little Queen Anne chair?
17:04Yes, you know
17:05restoring an antique
17:06chair, Paul,
17:07is very much
17:08like making love
17:09to a beautiful
17:10woman.
17:12First of all,
17:13grab it by the legs
17:14and tip it up.
17:15Then,
17:16strip it,
17:17making sure the wood
17:18is firm and of
17:19good condition.
17:20You might want
17:21to shave
17:22some of the corners
17:23and give the seat
17:24a very thorough
17:25oiling.
17:27You wouldn't want
17:28it to split,
17:29after all.
17:30Finally,
17:31when all the
17:32hammering's done,
17:33clean up any
17:34stains with a rag,
17:35stand back
17:36and reflect
17:37on a job
17:38well done.
17:39Ruth,
17:40quick,
17:41quick,
17:42wake up, darling.
17:43There's something
17:44I have to do.
17:45What?
17:46Oh,
17:47it's half past two.
17:48Who cares
17:49what time it is?
17:50Passion doesn't
17:51follow a timetable.
17:52When a man's
17:53pointing straight up,
17:54it's always high noon.
17:56What are you
17:57talking about?
17:58I'm talking about
17:59making love.
18:00I'm talking about
18:01proving to you
18:02that I'm still
18:03a red-hot
18:04loving machine.
18:05Ruth,
18:06I'm an animal.
18:07Really?
18:08The animal is on
18:09the outside,
18:10the man on the
18:11inside,
18:12like a sort of
18:13crazy erotic
18:14version of
18:15Bungle the Bear.
18:16Oh,
18:17Olly,
18:18I didn't know
18:19what to say.
18:20Open the
18:21cargo bay doors.
18:22I'm coming in.
18:23No!
18:24Yes!
18:25Yes.
18:26Yes.
18:27Yes.
18:28Yes.
18:29Oh,
18:30get off me.
18:31You're a man.
18:32I'm not
18:33a woman.
18:34Yes.
18:35Yes.
18:36Yes.
18:38No.
18:39Yes.
18:40Yes.
18:41No.
18:42Yes.
18:43Oh,
18:44Swiss,
18:45I'm confused.
18:46You're confused.
18:47Wait a minute,
18:48I get it.
18:49Of course.
18:50This is one of those
18:51dreams within a dream.
18:52Yes,
18:53any minute now,
18:54a crazy Nazi werewolf
18:55has come to come
18:56screaming through
18:57those curtains
18:58with a machine gun.
18:59Thank God for that.
19:00Wake me up
19:01when you're not
19:02completely round
19:03the twist.
19:04Come on,
19:05reality.
19:06Hurry up.
19:08There you go,
19:09Jeff.
19:10Welcome to the
19:11crazy Alan family.
19:12Now,
19:13let's go through
19:14the employee's
19:15charter.
19:16Right.
19:17I will endeavour
19:18to be crazy
19:19at all times.
19:20I will endeavour
19:21to be crazy
19:22at all times.
19:23That's it.
19:24Right.
19:25Now,
19:26Jeff,
19:27do you have
19:28a bike?
19:29No,
19:30but I've ridden
19:31a few.
19:32Good.
19:33I want you to
19:34try and use
19:35your own experience
19:36in your patter.
19:37OK,
19:38is there anything
19:39else I should know?
19:40I like you,
19:41Jeff.
19:42I think you're going to
19:43find this a
19:44challenging departure.
19:45I think you're
19:46going to fit in
19:47well here.
19:48My last salesman
19:49didn't work out.
19:50He took my
19:51invitation to
19:52join the crazy Alan
19:53family a bit
19:54too literally.
19:55Yeah?
19:56Yeah,
19:57he was
19:58cornholing my
19:59wife.
20:00Anyway,
20:01would you
20:02help me to
20:03put these up?
20:04What are they?
20:05Some new signs.
20:06What's that one say?
20:08Revenge is a
20:09dish best
20:10served cold.
20:11Oh, like
20:12Pespetto.
20:15Frailty,
20:16thy name
20:17is woman.
20:18That'll
20:19shift a few
20:20bikes.
20:22Die,
20:23you bastard,
20:24die.
20:25Miranda,
20:26I need to
20:27speak to a
20:28man.
20:29Where's Jeff?
20:30He sacked him,
20:31remember?
20:32Damn.
20:33Is there
20:34anything I can
20:35do?
20:36How could
20:37you sell?
20:38Well,
20:39you
20:40involuntary
20:41smile when
20:42you think
20:43about them.
20:44Wait,
20:45wait,
20:46let me get
20:47this done.
20:48Involuntary
20:49smile,
20:50yes.
20:51Racing
20:52heart.
20:53Racing
20:54heart.
20:55Sweaty
20:56palms.
20:57Sweaty
20:58palms.
20:59Wet
21:00knickers.
21:01Wet
21:02knickers.
21:03Miranda,
21:04I need
21:05to
21:06speak
21:07to a
21:08man.
21:09Here
21:10we go,
21:11here's your
21:12bike,
21:13good strong
21:14bike,
21:15it's got a
21:16metal frame
21:17with a
21:18wire running
21:19along it.
21:20A break
21:21cable,
21:22yeah.
21:23Oh,
21:24bit of an
21:25expert,
21:26are we?
21:27What are
21:28these safety
21:29features?
21:30Safety
21:31features?
21:32On a
21:34bike?
21:35Yeah,
21:36do you
21:37have a
21:38wheel,
21:39spoiler,
21:40CD player?
21:41CD player
21:42on a
21:43bike?
21:44No,
21:45no,
21:46let's have
21:47a walkman.
21:48Oh,
21:49no,
21:50I need
21:51my five
21:52senses
21:53honed
21:54when I'm
21:55on my
21:56bike.
21:57Roads
21:58can be
21:59very
22:00dangerous
22:01for cyclists.
22:02For
22:03cyclists.
22:04No,
22:05no,
22:06no,
22:07no,
22:08I have
22:09no problems
22:10with your
22:11work,
22:12you're
22:13really a
22:14fine young
22:15man,
22:16Paul,
22:17yes.
22:18Does
22:19this feel
22:20strange to
22:21you at
22:22all,
22:23my
22:24putting
22:25my arm
22:26around
22:27you?
22:28No.
22:29No,
22:30no,
22:31me
22:32on my
22:33bike?
22:34No,
22:35no,
22:36no,
22:37no,
22:38no,
22:39no,
22:40no,
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