The Philadelphia Eagles: Professional Football's Exercise in Agony

A team that's not really a lolcow, per se, but has a rich history of underachieving, choking and falling way, way short of expectations.

And then there's that fanbase. Not enough cheesesteak in the world to cure the wounds that this team has brought to them. I have bought riot gear and built defenses to protect myself from the incoming hailstorm of snowballs and batteries.

Better hope to the Gods that Carson Wentz actually develops or you're going to be pretty fucked.