11 Things NOT To Do in Seattle
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Seattle.\r
Where Marijuana is legal. Home to the biggest Seahawks fans.\r
But beware of these 11 things NOT to do there!\r
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1. Dont Feed the Seagulls!\r
When the gull-feeding tourist leaves, the Seattelites are left behind to be harassed and their cars pooped on.\r
They see them as rats with wings. \r
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2. Dont Wear Safari Gear.\r
Apparently Seattelites are sick of seeing middle-aged tourists wearing floppy, khaki sun hats andlike sunlight is a toxin? Seinfeld put it best when he said; Today was a Classic Seattle day. It didnt rain. It didnt NOT rain. Its Green Lake, its not the Congo.\r
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3. Dont pay to go up the Space Needle.\r
The Space Needle is for suckers. With an addmission fee of $14, any true Seattleite knows that the Smith Tower - a local best-kept secret — costs half as much and has an equally amazing view of downtown Seattle.\r
And you also cut out most of the other tourists saying ooh I can see Canada! (which you cant)\r
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4. Dont try and find the view from Frasiers Apartment!\r
try to find the view from Frasiers apartment. Hint: It doesnt exist.\r
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5. Dont be seduced by a tossed fish.\r
The Pike Place Fish Guys have made a big business of throwing fish and it looks fun.\r
But Pike place can be totally crowded on the weekends.\r
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6. Dont go to Starbucks\r
There are over a thousand coffee shops in Seattle, With a coffee shop around every corner, an Americano is always at your fingers — but Cafe Allegro, Seattles first coffee shop, has one of the best. Also try Cafe Lladro, Milstead, and Stumptown. \r
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7. Dont Skip Brunch\r
Check out Portage Bay Cafe - a Seattleite brunch haven, known for its organic ingredients and delicious American fare.\r
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8. Dont forget to wear socks!\r
In Spain and many other places in Europe wearing socks with your sandals is a total tourist move. But in Seattle its more like the norm. \r
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9. Dont Avoid ice cream.\r
Seattle ice cream makers offer up all kinds of exotic flavors for foodies: lavender, beet, bacon, squid ink, mashed potato. Check out Molly Moons and Procopio Gelateria for some crazy flavours!\r
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10. Dont forget to research your beaches.\r
There are nude beaches, gay beaches, kid beaches, illegal dog beaches. The beach at Denny-Blaine, for example, is a lesbian-hipster hangout once nicknamed Dykiki.\r
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11. Dont forget a hot dog!\r
Yes, a hot dog. Every New Yorker knows a pizza slice is the best way to end a night on the town. But every Seattleite knows a night isnt complete without a stop by the local hotdog cart. For a true Seattle experience, make sure to pack on the cream cheese.
Seattle.\r
Where Marijuana is legal. Home to the biggest Seahawks fans.\r
But beware of these 11 things NOT to do there!\r
\r
1. Dont Feed the Seagulls!\r
When the gull-feeding tourist leaves, the Seattelites are left behind to be harassed and their cars pooped on.\r
They see them as rats with wings. \r
\r
2. Dont Wear Safari Gear.\r
Apparently Seattelites are sick of seeing middle-aged tourists wearing floppy, khaki sun hats andlike sunlight is a toxin? Seinfeld put it best when he said; Today was a Classic Seattle day. It didnt rain. It didnt NOT rain. Its Green Lake, its not the Congo.\r
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3. Dont pay to go up the Space Needle.\r
The Space Needle is for suckers. With an addmission fee of $14, any true Seattleite knows that the Smith Tower - a local best-kept secret — costs half as much and has an equally amazing view of downtown Seattle.\r
And you also cut out most of the other tourists saying ooh I can see Canada! (which you cant)\r
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4. Dont try and find the view from Frasiers Apartment!\r
try to find the view from Frasiers apartment. Hint: It doesnt exist.\r
\r
5. Dont be seduced by a tossed fish.\r
The Pike Place Fish Guys have made a big business of throwing fish and it looks fun.\r
But Pike place can be totally crowded on the weekends.\r
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6. Dont go to Starbucks\r
There are over a thousand coffee shops in Seattle, With a coffee shop around every corner, an Americano is always at your fingers — but Cafe Allegro, Seattles first coffee shop, has one of the best. Also try Cafe Lladro, Milstead, and Stumptown. \r
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7. Dont Skip Brunch\r
Check out Portage Bay Cafe - a Seattleite brunch haven, known for its organic ingredients and delicious American fare.\r
\r
8. Dont forget to wear socks!\r
In Spain and many other places in Europe wearing socks with your sandals is a total tourist move. But in Seattle its more like the norm. \r
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9. Dont Avoid ice cream.\r
Seattle ice cream makers offer up all kinds of exotic flavors for foodies: lavender, beet, bacon, squid ink, mashed potato. Check out Molly Moons and Procopio Gelateria for some crazy flavours!\r
\r
10. Dont forget to research your beaches.\r
There are nude beaches, gay beaches, kid beaches, illegal dog beaches. The beach at Denny-Blaine, for example, is a lesbian-hipster hangout once nicknamed Dykiki.\r
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11. Dont forget a hot dog!\r
Yes, a hot dog. Every New Yorker knows a pizza slice is the best way to end a night on the town. But every Seattleite knows a night isnt complete without a stop by the local hotdog cart. For a true Seattle experience, make sure to pack on the cream cheese.
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