Bootleg Transformers
- 7 лет назад
Theyre vehicles! Theyre robots! Theyre cheap! Theyre brittle! And theyre not even slightly genuine!\r
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First up is an attempt to cash-in on the recent Thor . Its a pity that the astonishing quality of the fake packaging doesnt carry over to the toy itself, which is basically a collection of loose plastic parts held together by hope and ignorance.\r
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Next up, a mere 25 years or so after their initial release, the bootleggers get to grips with the combiners - sets of small Transformers which join together to make a big lumpy-looking robot with cars for arms. Apparently the Constructicons are the most bootlegged of all Transformers toys, a f backed up by my ownership of two different sets of differing colours and sizes.\r
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And finally, we have some tiny robots that look dangerously like sweets. Far lazier than the other knock-offs, they are guaranteed to disappoint any child in the world. But as they effectively cost 17p each its not surprising really.\r
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The yellow constructicons and Thor were kindly donated by Darkdriver & a lovely man whose name Ive forgotten. Sorry. (Other toys came from The Range and Poundland.)\r
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First up is an attempt to cash-in on the recent Thor . Its a pity that the astonishing quality of the fake packaging doesnt carry over to the toy itself, which is basically a collection of loose plastic parts held together by hope and ignorance.\r
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Next up, a mere 25 years or so after their initial release, the bootleggers get to grips with the combiners - sets of small Transformers which join together to make a big lumpy-looking robot with cars for arms. Apparently the Constructicons are the most bootlegged of all Transformers toys, a f backed up by my ownership of two different sets of differing colours and sizes.\r
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And finally, we have some tiny robots that look dangerously like sweets. Far lazier than the other knock-offs, they are guaranteed to disappoint any child in the world. But as they effectively cost 17p each its not surprising really.\r
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The yellow constructicons and Thor were kindly donated by Darkdriver & a lovely man whose name Ive forgotten. Sorry. (Other toys came from The Range and Poundland.)\r
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View more game reviews and hilarious* stuff @ (*Due to the subjective nature of humour, hilarity cannot be guaranteed. Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it.)