周星馳【情聖1991粵語中字】Part 3/3 The Magnificent Scoundrels English Subtitle Stephen Chow Comedy Movie【毛舜筠/張耀揚/葉子楣/午馬/恬妞】─影片 Dailymotion

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周星馳【情聖粵語中字 The Magnificent Scoundrels Eng Sub Click "CC"】  Part 1: http://dai.ly/x6albe2  Part 2: http://dai.ly/x6aldbl（程勝與葉圓潛入豪宅偷竊開始）  Part 3: http://dai.ly/x6aldxh（程勝與老江湖周潤發互騙開始）    《情聖》（英文：The Magnificent Scoundrels）是一部由香港喜劇巨星周星馳所主演的電影，於1991年上演，導演為李力持。此片是早期李力持與周星馳合作的電影之一。    程勝（周星驰）本是騙子一名，為人機靈熱心，極受女孩歡迎。他與女騙徒葉圓（毛舜筠）相遇，程勝被誤作為盲人，程勝乃予以訛騙。後因見葉圓被追債，挺身相助，而為她負了一身債。老江湖周潤發（午马）因欠下貴利王（張耀揚）債，被逼去向一富豪詐騙。偶然下凌萬峰認定程勝就是該富豪。葉圓要求程勝乘機骗他们，程勝乃將計就計反騙凌萬峰。最后大家却发现各人都欠下贵利王巨债，乃合力对抗貴利王。      演員 角色   周星馳 程勝   毛舜筠 葉圓   張耀揚 貴利王   午馬         周潤發   葉子楣  Apple   恬妞          阿萍   元華          貴利王之兄  麥嘉          程勝師父  黃一山  開車撞程勝的彪形大漢    The Magnificent Scoundrels (情聖) is a 1991 Hong Kong comedy film directed by Lee Lik-chi and starring Stephen Chow, Teresa Mo, Tien Niu, Amy Yip, Wu Ma, Roy Cheung, Yuen Wah and Mimi Chu, with special appearances by Karl Maka and Sandra Ng.    Romeo (Stephen Chow) is a mediocre con artist who crosses paths with Betsy Kwan (Teresa Mo), a fellow con artist. Together they impersonate various people and create numerous schemes to make money. Meanwhile, gangsters are making a scheme of their own.    Stephen Chow as Romeo / Ching Sing  Teresa Mo as Betsy Kwan  Tien Niu as Ping  Amy Yip as Apple / Bor-bor  Wu Ma as Fatt  Roy Cheung as Brother Tai-te  Yuen Wah as Brother Wah  Mimi Chu as Black magic master  Karl Maka as Master (special appearance)  Sandra Ng as Jenny Chen (special appearance)  Gabriel Wong as Driver in car accident  Kwai Chung as Arm-wrestler  Chan Yuet-yue as One of Master's wives

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00:01Apple, wake up.

00:03I told you not to drink.

00:04You're something.

00:07Fa, I think of an idea.

00:08Wait for a moment.

00:10For you to go to bed with him now.

00:12I'll take pictures of you, hear me?

00:14It's so early, don't know if he wants it.

00:16You make him want to do it.

00:18You listen to me.

00:19Listen to me!

00:20Clean your face quickly.

00:21You listen to me...

00:22Wait, I got some important thing to do.

00:24Don't know if you can handle it.

00:27No problem.

00:28Got to remember every detail.

00:30Four steaks, all rare, served with chips.

00:33Russian soup without onion,

00:34wine of 1941.

00:37Remember, do it fast and well.

00:38Wait, you got something to talk to me?

00:40Yeah, I'm trying to say...

00:42Wait, tell me when we finish it.

00:44Go now.

00:45Are you O.K.?

00:47Yeah.

00:49I can handle that guy by myself.

00:53It's easy to get his tears.

01:05Good morning.

01:06Good morning,why are you shedding tears?

01:10No.

01:11I'm afraid you don't like my breakfast.

01:14No, I like raw onion.

01:18Does that sting your eyes?

01:19I like it, it doesn't.

01:21Don't cry, I'll cry, too.

01:24Is it true?

01:25TRUE.

01:31Don't be silly, you really think I cry?

01:41Hurry up, we all rely on you now.

01:48Hi, morning.

01:50Hi, Apple.

01:52Jack.

01:55- Jack.- Apple.

01:58I'm sorry I didn't come for I was drunk.

02:02I come to talk with you now.

02:08I'm a guest in your house.

02:10I'm afraidit's not so good to do it here.

02:14Is it?

02:15Daddy, mom,

02:15and I treat you like family member.

02:17Really? But this is guest room anyway.

02:20I don't feel at home.

02:22I think... it'll be better in your room.

02:24Well?

02:27O.K., right now.

03:24Shall we change our position?

03:27O.K.

03:43Wait.

03:46It occurs to meI got some business today.

03:49Me, too.

03:50Oh, yeah?

03:52So, are you hurried,or we do it tomorrow.

03:56No hurry, some other day is fine.

03:57Good, please.

04:03Auntie

04:05What are you doing?

04:07I..., I'm making the bed for you.

04:09Thank you.

04:11You're welcome.

04:12Could you clean the restroom for me, too.

04:14No problem.

04:21We all rely on this glass.

04:24Don't blame me, it's your bad luck.

04:31This will be decisive.

04:34He must pay this time.

04:37With this picture.

04:38We got a flawless plan, perfect.

04:43If I'm not out in one hour,

04:45you come in to meddle.

04:47I got it.

04:47Take me out no matter what happen.

04:50Meddling is my expertise.

04:53It will determine our career.

04:54I'll make the world know,

04:56what cheating means.

05:07You...

05:19I got good luck today.

05:22Sit down.

05:33You're laughing?

05:31How can you smile.

05:35Brother,

05:36how could you rape my daughter?

05:39Daddy.

05:40Uncle, what do you mean?

05:44Try to deny?

05:45I got picture as evidence.

05:47Now you can't deny.

05:49Look at yourself, pay me the damages.

05:54Or I'll send you to police.

06:00Uncle,

06:01we can only see your daughter.

06:03I'm not in there.

06:09Look carefully.

06:16Don't talk about this,let's have a drink.

06:19Come on, toast.

06:20Come on...

06:24How could you drink it?

06:26Of course I can.

06:28Your daughter raped me.

06:30This...

06:32Look, what is this.

06:34What is this?

06:36Your daughter raped me,

06:37and this is evidence.

06:38Your reputation's goneif I make it public.

06:41How could you keep your dignity?

06:43Unless, you'll pay me the damages.

06:56It only showed you in the picture.

07:01My daughter didn't show up.

07:06Right.

07:07All right, it's enough.

07:09Come on, let's have some juice.

07:12Cheer.

07:16Two pictures together is a real evidence.What do you say?

07:20Hold on, if you want the picture back.

07:24You got to pay me first.

07:27What now?

07:35You are trapped by me.

07:39He's dead now.

07:40What does that mean?

07:43I've put in the evil charm in his juice.

07:48If I call his name 3 times,

07:49he'll become a woman.

07:50You're evil.

07:52Give me the money.

07:54Nobody can disarm the charm except me.

07:56I won't give you the moneyunless you give cure.

07:58Or I'll make the photo public.

08:01If you make it public,I'll call your names.

08:03I'll call your names.

08:05I'll make it public if you do it.

08:06If you make it public,I'll tell her to call.

08:08I'll call your name.

08:09I'll make it public now.

08:10I'll tell her to call now.

08:12Jack.

08:12No, I don't want to become a woman.

08:13- Jack...- Jack...

08:20I did it.

08:24Your charm is useless to me.

08:31How come it didn't work.

08:33Tell you why, I'm not Jack.

08:37I'm a fake.

08:40Pay the money now.

08:43We're fakes, too, she's not my daughter.

08:49Really?

08:53I tell you the truth.

08:55We're all fakes.

08:57Yeah? It's all right then.

09:00Everybody's fake.

09:03Really something.

09:06Who are you?

09:08Don't run...

09:10Stop it...

09:31Can't drop it.

09:41That way.

09:42No...

09:48Who the hell are you?

09:51I never tell my name in this evil world.

09:55Then give your head if you don't tell.

10:01I've been alone,

10:02and it is my only company.

10:07It's not so easy for youto get this head.

10:11O.K., you force me to do it.

10:15I'll use your blood to dye the sea.

10:18I've been wandering.

10:20Like a lonely boat on the sea.

10:23I don't care about death.

10:26O.K., then try this.

10:29My invincible killing Taichi.

10:33Go to hell.

10:35It didn't start yet.

10:36It's bull shit.

10:38How could you do that,

10:46who the hell are you?

10:47I have never ask who you are.

10:49Let's say it the same time.

10:50O.K.

10:51I'm Chow.

10:52I'm Chen.

10:54You're Chow.

10:55You're Chen?

10:57I'm Chen.

11:00Star.

11:01How do you know my nickname.

11:04It's you, my nickname is Po.

11:06Po in the orphanage, we grew up together.

11:09It's you, Po, now I remember.

11:11- How did you become so huge?- Yeah.

11:14No wonder I can't recognize you.

11:16What're you doing now?

11:18I cheat around for living.

11:19Cheating.

11:20It's to cheat people to get money.

11:23You bastard, you almost kill me.

11:26Well, we're of the same trade.

11:29- I'm mad.- Fa.

11:31Leave me alone.

11:32Go to get him back.

11:41You're leaving just like that?

11:43How can I recognize if you change again?

11:45Don't count me in, I quit.

11:48No way, you owe me money.

11:51You can't quit.

11:54Keep the coin,

11:57or I won't be able to recognize younext time.

12:01I know you're sentimentalthat you keep it.

12:03Now think of some idea to get that money.

12:05Don't worry, leave it to me.

12:07You screw up every time.

12:10In the trade of cheating.

12:11We can rank as the top of the top.

12:14So I think the problem we're facing,

12:16should not be difficult.

12:19Fa, any comment.

12:21According to my experience.

12:23It's not difficult, you agree, Ping?

12:26Yeah, it's piece of cake.

12:29But I think... Apple can handle it alone.

12:34It's no problem for me to take it,

12:36but we should respect Star.

12:40Thank you, but I think.

12:41If we can have Fa as our leader.

12:43We are invincible then.

12:46Of course,

12:47but Ping got some good idea.

12:50Elaborate it.

12:51O.K., I try to make it clear,

12:55but my idea is similar to Apple's.

12:57Apple, am I right?

12:59In fact, we are almost the same.

13:01Let's listen to Star for something new.

13:04Right, my plan...

13:07will stupefy you and the world.

13:10So please remain calm.

13:12- What?- What is it?

13:13My plan is to eat first.

13:16It's great.

13:23You bastard make me pregnant.

13:25Friend.

13:27My belly is so big.

13:28Don't pretend,

13:29this is my partner.

13:31O.K., don't pretend anymore.

13:33We're all in the same team.

13:35I'm pregnant, come with me.

13:38She's too serious.

13:40I told you to pretend,

13:41but not any more.

13:42Listen to me, shut up, you want me to...

13:45I got a plan, we just follow the course.

13:48And pretend all the way.

13:49First, I'll fake as that rich man,

13:51to deal with your creditor,

13:53then you fake as the house owner,

13:55to settle my creditor.

13:56That solves the problem.

13:58O.K.

13:59All right.

14:00- How come you didn't think of that?- Yeah.

14:03I got the hunch, we'll depend on you.

14:05In fact, I can do it better, look.

14:07I almost get my tears.

14:09O.K., keep trying,

14:11This time I'll ask my master.

14:13Maybe we don't have to pay back,

14:14and we can make money out of it.

14:16Oh, it's great.

14:34If Fa is correct, then it's big business.

14:36Don't know if it's a trick.

14:38I don't think so.

14:40Everybody move, come on.

14:41Check if he's ready.

14:46Brother.

14:48Well? Where's big fish.

14:50Coming down.

14:53You remember the conversation?

14:54Yes.

14:55Don't bluff me?

14:56Don't worry, I saw him memorizing it.

14:58I can memorize it now.

14:59- O.K.- Good.

15:00Hurry.

15:01This is a good place.

15:03Is the antique I lend you all right?

15:04Of course, I've been very careful.

15:07It's perfect.

15:11Well?

15:15Mr. Wu, would you come over here.

15:17Let me introduce Jack.

15:19This is beautiful.

15:22Hey, what're you doing?

15:23Jack.

15:25Mr. Wu, this is Jack.

15:31Daddy, Uncle, Jack, this is Mr. Wu.

15:34Please come to say hello.

15:37How do you do, Mr. Wu.

15:36How do you do.

15:39Let's have a seat and talk.

15:42Come on, sit down please.

15:46- You play his son?- Yes.

15:48- Suit you, you're both mean.- Yeah.

15:51Hey, you know him?

15:53He's my creditor.

15:54What?

15:56He, ah...

15:59Sit down please.

16:00What is this?

16:02We have the same creditor.

16:05Jack, Mr. Wu is our financial consultant.

16:08Would you tell himabout your plan again?

16:11Any problem?

16:12Try the best.

16:13Try the best.

16:14I plan todevelop the site of the orphanage.

16:17So I use one million to buy off the head,

16:20to sign the sale contract with us.

16:22But I heard.

16:24There're many syndicatesattempting on that site,

16:26so I wish it can be settledas soon as possible.

16:28We didn't get the phone call yet.

16:29But it's urgent now.

16:31So I'd like to borrow one million.

16:36If he owns the land,

16:38why should he take bribe?

16:41He's not the owner,responsible for contract only.

16:45He said tomorrow is the dead line,

16:47or he's authorized to signed with others.

16:50Who is that head?

16:52I haven't seen him before.

16:53I'll go with the company's endorsement.

16:56If you can't support me,

16:57I'll find someone.

17:01Boss, do you think the trade is good?

17:05I don't think so.

17:09I don't know real estate,and you're not clear.

17:13It is too risky.

17:15Well,

17:16we can have cooperation next time.

17:18Sorry

17:23Mr. Wu, what do you do?

17:26What're you doing?

17:27You.

17:29No, it's not his business.

17:31I mean you.

17:32It's not my business, either.

17:34It's screwed.

17:34We will wait and see.

17:36You fake as Jack and sign the contract.

17:38Me? No way, I'm a man.

17:41Are you deaf?She said he's never met Jack.

17:44Boss, you want to buy that land?

17:47I use money to buy something?

17:49Did you hear him? It's a big business.

17:53If we settle the headand sign the contract.

17:56We can get countless money.

17:59You.

17:59I?

18:00Watch that woman.

18:02What about our debt...

18:03It's waived if that is done.

18:05- Follow me.- Thank you.

18:07Let's go.

18:10He took Shen.

18:11Calm down, calm down.

18:16One get trapped when he thinks...

18:18- he's the best.- Right.

18:20Oh, shit,

18:21what should we do now?

18:24It's not over yet, follow the plan.

18:26We need Shen to play Jack.

18:29Right.

18:30Listen to me, about tomorrow.

18:33Except my four wives.

18:34I need a man with wisdom and courage.

18:37Me.

18:39It's you, you have gut.

18:42You wait for meto come back with one million.

18:44Aiya

19:00Hurry, here we are.

19:02Bring it with you.

19:03Get off, quick.

19:05If anything happens,

19:06let me know immediately, got it?

19:07Honey, quick.

19:09You're always slow.

19:10- Get ready?- Ready.

19:12Hand in you home work on time.

19:14Got it, master.

19:15Get out.

19:18This way, gentlemen.

19:25Master,

19:25they said they're here to clean.

19:28Yeah?

19:29Did we call them?

19:31No.

19:32But the address is here.

19:34Have a look.

19:35We didn't call you, you're mistaken.

19:39Can I use the phone.

19:47What happened to you?

19:49It's emergent now.

19:51Help get my assistant out of here.

19:52I need here to be empty now.

19:56Get her out, quick.

19:57Don't come back unless I call you.

20:04No fear, deep breath.

20:11You got to pretend it well.

20:15You're dead if it's screwed.

20:17It's settled?

20:20Remember every detail, got it?

20:21Got it.

20:25Kids, where's the master's office?

20:27It's upstairs.

20:29Wait here.

20:31This way, let's go.

20:34They're coming, quick.

20:37You hold on.

20:38Go get ready, quick.

20:46Yes, we've talked to the master.

20:49Yeah, he accept cash, no check.

20:50O.K., we'll talk later.

20:54Well you leave it here.

20:56Master will contact you later.

20:56You can go now.

20:58O.K., I'm going.

20:58What can I do for you?

21:01I'm Jack from U.S.A.

21:03Jack from U.S.A.?

21:04- Master's waiting for you.- Good.

21:08Master, Jack from U.S.A.

21:13You are Jack?

21:19This is Jack.

21:21I'm his partner.

21:22And this is the recommendation.

21:25Master, about the land.

21:28Mary, will you leave us alone?

21:31What for?

21:31Go for some fresh air, go.

21:34Go.

21:36Why you're so late?

21:37Look, there're four contracts...waiting for me.

21:42The old versions are obsolete.

21:45Then we have nothing to talk about?

21:48Master, we can talk about the price.

21:51Here's the money.

21:54Watch it, that...

21:57We're taped?

21:58- Yes, let's go outside.- O.K.

22:08Quick.

22:10Clean the room now.

22:14It's deal.

22:17I think I'm all right.

22:18My colleague has done it, let's go.

22:20- O.K., let's go.- Help me.

22:22I take great risk...under the investigation.

22:25Don't say that,look at the contract first.

22:29Don't fuss with the little money.

22:31Oh, yeah.

22:36You sign it, you get one million.

22:39More.

22:40What more? Sign it.

22:42It's not enough, more.

22:43Don't be so fussy.

22:44More.

22:45Just accept it and sign it.

22:47- Damn bastard!- Sorry.

22:50It's good for everybody,

22:52right?

22:53Quick. I'm sorry, master.

22:57Nothing, thank you.

23:00Done, it's my credit.

23:02Hey, what're you doing here.

23:05It's screwed, we're found out.

23:07How come?

23:08It's screwed.

23:13Thank you.

23:14I got to thank you.

23:15Thank the boss, not the master.

23:18It's screwed, we're found out.

23:23It's screwed,we're found out.

23:30Boss, you go, I'll stop them.

23:32Brother, you're something.

23:34I'm ready to scarify for you.

23:35The debt is off.

23:35Thank you.

23:37Let's break off.

23:40It's screwed.

23:45How come?

23:46Don't know? The girl said that.

23:47Which one?

23:48That one, over there.

23:50Step back.

23:52Shit, it's not the master,my money's cheated.

24:00Don't go...

24:06This way.

24:09- That way.- OK.

24:21Boss, I'll stop them, you go.

24:23You stop them for me?

24:24You go.

24:25You're still pretending.

24:28Try to run?

24:35Come over here.

24:39What do you want?

24:41Nothing.

24:42You can't come over here.

24:43We're looking around.

24:48It's locked.

24:52Mister.

24:53You stand back.

24:56Get out of here.

24:59Quick.

25:16Let me go.

25:21That bastard beat my brother.

25:38Go...

25:40Come in.

25:41Let me go.

25:43One more.

25:46Where's that bastard?

25:53S.O.B., you beat my brother,I'll kill you.

26:22Where's my brother?

26:24He's thrown out.

26:31Brother...

26:34Who's done such a cruel thing to you?

26:36Talk, brother.

26:40Louder, I can't hear.

26:44Louder, brother.

26:47Who's done this to you?

26:52Did you see the onethat beat my brother?

26:54Who does he look like?

26:57I saw him, but he...

26:59He got long hair, and beard.

27:01Like a mad man.

27:02He look like you.

27:04We tried to help,but he's too tough.

27:07He's too tough.

27:08I'll revenge when I see him again.

27:11I'll kill him for my brother.

27:15Cool down.

27:16Send him to hospital for medical care.

27:18Yeah, go on.

27:19Thank you.

27:21We just try to help.

27:25I'll pay back if I have chance.

27:27It's O.K.

27:34Let's go, brother.

27:37Brother, don't worry, I'm with you.

27:45One million.

28:03I've never seen so much money.

28:08Me, either.

28:12No, this is only a small fraction.

28:14That is no big deal.

28:16Right,ever since I've entered this world.

28:20I've never cared about money.

28:23Yeah, when I was flirting with girls,

28:25tips I gave them is more than this,right?

28:27Right

28:29Look at yourselves. So emotional about little money.

28:32You're an insult for us.

28:40God.

28:43Watch out.

28:47Mr. Wu.

28:48Mr. Wu, your syndicateoffer one million...

28:50to get the murderer?

28:51Yes, that bloodless murderer...

28:53must be found, for revenge of my brother.

28:57Brother, I don't mean it.

29:00Brother, I'll revenge for you.

29:03No there is an accident here.

29:06The presidentof Jen-I group fell downstairs,

29:10and serious wounded.

29:11This is Huang for KTV.

29:14This is a flawless plan.

29:16Flawless.

29:18- It's an art piece.- Right.

29:21Is the room cleaned.

29:23Yes, no evidence is left.

29:26The owner won't find anything.

29:28What about finger prints?

29:31So you're not graduated yet.

29:33I've wiped them out by towels,

29:35and towels are burned to ash.

29:36The ash is mixed with earth worm...

29:38to feed the fish in the sea.

29:42And I get the fishfor breakfast this morning,

29:44and eat it.

29:47After my digestion.

29:49All evidence has become shit.

29:53Great.

29:56And I left it in the modern restroom.

29:58I think it's in the ocean now.

30:01What restroom?

30:02The one you showed me...

30:03the lavatory shaped like a bed.

30:07I was forced to tell a lie about it.

30:09- It is a real bed.- Right.

30:13This...

30:15It's O.K., it's only shit.

30:18Right.

30:20Keep it.

30:23Hurry up.

30:27Where's the key.

30:29It's left in the room.

周星馳【情聖1991粵語中字】Part 3/3 The Magnificent Scoundrels English Subtitle Stephen Chow Comedy Movie【毛舜筠/張耀揚/葉子楣/午馬/恬妞】

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