【百變星君Sixty Million Dollar Man粵語中字完整版】Part 2/3 English Subtitle Stephen Chow 1995 Fantasy Comedy Movie【周星馳/梁詠琪/吳孟達/徐錦江/孫佳君】

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周星馳【百變星君粵語中字】【Sixty Million Dollar Man Eng Sub Click "CC"】
Part 1: http://dai.ly/x6aq4b9
Part 2: http://dai.ly/x6aq4jm(李澤星得知達叔才是生父後開始)
Part 3: http://dai.ly/x6ar5ry(李澤星大戰Mark開始)

《百變星君》(英文:Sixty Million Dollar Man)是1995年出品的一部香港電影,由喜劇巨星周星馳主演。

香港富豪李一飛之子李澤星在夏威夷留學,但學業無成,而且揮金如土,還經常作弄其他同學,但由於父親李一飛是校董,所以其他同學敢怒不敢言。後來身世揭露,才知道他原來是管家達叔的私生子。
李澤星因迷戀一位名為Bonnie的美女,後來才發現她是日本黑幫山口組頭目富田的情婦,該頭目遂派手下小馬哥追殺李澤星,並把他炸至粉身碎骨,只有腦部及口部完整無缺。李澤星在姜司教授的幫助下得以重造。李澤星返港兩年後,他再被植入無敵晶片,使身體更能千變萬化。
回港後的李澤星,到了一家中學當教師,並利用自己能千變萬化的特點,馴服了學校內所有頑劣的學生。富田得知李澤星還沒有死,便再派Mark槍殺李澤星,但被李澤星打至重傷。豈料富田將Mark改造成威力強大的機械人,並選擇在李澤星的婚禮下手,結果李澤星被Mark打倒,但啟動了復仇系統,變成黃老太,又化身超級微波爐,將Mark熔掉,最後富田也被參與婚禮的眾人毆打。

Sixty Million Dollar Man (Chinese: 百變星君) is a 1995 Hong Kong comedy film written and directed by Raymond Yip and starring Stephen Chow, Ng Man Tat, and Gigi Leung.

演員 角色
周星馳 李澤星、黃老太(台灣版改為陽婆婆)
吳孟達 達叔(李澤星生父)
梁詠琪 蟲蟲
徐錦江 姜司教授(蟲蟲叔父)
李健仁 王小虎
孫佳君 Bonnie
黃一飛 李一飛
朱咪咪 李澤星母
宋本中 光頭仔學生
駱遜文 金毛學生
鄧兆尊 情敵
Charles Shen Mark(粵語配音:陳欣)
鄭祖 黑道頭目富田
文雋 校長
江欣燕 情敵母親 (影射鄧兆尊的生母洪金梅,當時還未發生鄧家爭產事件)
林迪安 斑馬裝大众甲壳虫司機(客串,被李澤星變成的西人牙膏嚇到)
黎應就 情敵父親

Stephen Chow – Lee Chak-Sing
Ng Man-tat – Tat
Gigi Leung – Chung-Chung
Elvis Tsui – Professor Chang Sze
Charles Shen – Mark/ Cyborg Mark
Joe Cheng – Fumito
Paulyn Sun – Bonnie
Chan Chi-Fai – Teacher
Dang Siu-Juen – Chung Chung's Fiancé
Hung Siu-Wan
Alvina Kong – Aunt
Guy Lai – Uncle
Dion Lam – Man in Zebra Suit
Lee Kin-yan – Siu-Fu
David John Saunders – Bodyguard
Darren Shahlavi – Bodyguard
Sung Boon-Chung – Student Leader (with shaved head)
Manfred Wong – Principal
Wong Yut-Fei – Lee Yat-Fai
Mimi Zhu – Sing's Mother

阿星
全部都是由便宜貨(6000元美金)拼裝而成,最初是正宗国字脸,然后兩隻手長短差距過大,後來因為醫院丟棄的全是手,四肢都只能裝手。之後還有無法隨心所欲停止,身體不能弄濕等缺點(食物方面只能吃電池和汽油);在博士發明超級霹靂晶片後,方補完成完整的人造人,能隨心所欲變成任何物品。(不過最初只能變電鍋和西人牙膏)
排尿系統:初期是附有水龍頭的水管,後來變為蓮蓬頭;最後變為章魚(電影未拍出,由片中人物口述)。
超級霹靂晶片:晶片內容為《黃老太家庭電器大全》,台版改「黃老太」作「陽婆婆」,(陽婆婆出自1990年代台灣藝人陽帆模仿日本諧星志村健的[志村大爆笑]其中角色:瞳婆婆[ひとみ婆さん]而大受歡迎)。
武器與變身
菜刀:把不良學生-小光頭頭髮剃個精光的道具,也能夠抵擋子彈。
水龍頭:向不良女學生群射水的道具。
大型吸塵器:把不良男學生的衣服吸走的道具。
嘴:可伸長,曾含住情敵,把胃裡食物吐到他臉上。
眼:可伸長,還附有紅外線望遠鏡、熱源感應器等功能。
心型排球:在學校進行排球活動時,阿星手指虛劃出一個心心與蟲蟲互傳,後被蟲蟲大力回擊至阿星胸口上,心碎。
雨傘:破壞情敵與蟲蟲間的約會,由大砲離開會場後充當降落傘。
馬桶:破壞情敵與蟲蟲間的約會,嚇壞情敵的母親。
考試機器:有電視螢幕顯示阿星的臉,答錯了便會以馬桶吸盤、打蛋器等東西痛毆考試者,答對了則會給予可樂、爆米花(硬塞)等獎勵。(評分會寫在考試者衣服上)
炒菜鏟:由拳頭中央伸出,能輕易打飛子彈。
巨型炒菜鏟:破壞情敵與蟲蟲間的約會期間,攻擊宴會中的魔術師用。
電鍋:指示燈為眼,蓋子為嘴。里面(嘴部)裝有白飯。
西人牙膏:世界上唯一一條西人牙膏(影射黑人牙膏)。
遭遇到強大攻擊將會遇強越強,啟動復仇系統;變身成超級市場裡的最強武器─黃老太。(台譯:陽婆婆) 以下為黃老太狀態下使用過的道具及變身。
黃老太金蠶寶衣(台譯:陽婆婆金蠶寶衣):子彈無法打穿。
不及格章(假稱):圖樣為紅色交叉,蓋在小馬哥臉上的章,真名不詳。
巨型熨斗:能輕易燙平小馬哥。
超級微波爐:熔化小馬哥的最強武器,連鑽石都能融化。

Lee Chak-Sing (Stephen Chow) is a rich kid living in Hawaii. He's arrogant and fond of playing mean tricks on everyone around him. His life changes when he meets Chung-Chung (Gigi Leung), a young woman whom he declares is very ugly.
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00:09Are you confessing?
00:15Don't you scare?
00:17I won't give it a damn
00:18See my teeth?
00:23Aren't you happy?
00:24How can I get happy after seeing you?
00:26I'd better leave
00:27Please, hurry up
00:29Hello
00:31Come here
00:37I have a friend
00:39For money, he just ignored his own dad
00:42Then?
00:43That's it
00:44I am leaving
00:45Wait...
00:47He kicked his dad out of his home
00:49And gave him a heavy kick
00:52At that moment, it was pouring &
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04:10Well, let's change our hostages
04:12Damn you! Let my friend go
04:14Or, I will shoot him to death
04:18OK...
04:23Why do you kneel down?
04:28He is my son, he can't stand it!
04:30He feels dizzy for I kneel
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05:22Wear your glasses!
05:23Just 10 seconds are left
05:25You can't cut the chain by the knife
05:27Chop off my hand and leave
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07:02He is so poor, for he hasn't any friends
07:06He is a smart guy
07:09Otherwise, he can't think of so many
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08:34Now, it's successfully invented
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09:00Sorry, I don't have that much
09:02How can you do the operation then?
09:05It doesn't matter, I will call
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09:36Why are you so stupid?
09:37Oh Jesus, you're wasting any time
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11:29Everyone's hands are not of same length
11:31But, they vary too much!
11:34So?
11:38It's cheap, don't be so mean!
11:41I'd better kill myself
11:43Professor, are you fooling us?
11:45How can you provide such hand for him?
11:47Don't you think we are fools?
11:48Stay calm...
11:50Calm? How can I calm down?
11:51Trust me...
11:52Do you want me to believe you again?
11:54You are lucky. In this month, over 100
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13:08Out of battery now!
13:12Come on
13:14The electronic organs can't be
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13:52So, you can change yourself
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14:23And you have to fly to Hong Kong
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15:16Better leave as soon as possible
15:25Are you wet by the rain?
15:28I can't move whenever I get wet!
15:31I don't want to be alive!
15:32Stop saying such nonsense!
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16:05Please blow it dry for me please
16:09You do it yourself
16:10Hold it
16:13Go ahead
16:17Let's eat
16:22Your dad is fired today
16:25This place will be
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17:06The salary is over ten thousand dollars
17:08Siu-fu, I treated you badly in the past
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18:0757%% % of the teachers here are
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19:2857%% % of teachers are seriously hurt
19:30how about the remaining 43%% %?
19:3123%% % death
19:3311%% % went crazy
19:34Only 9%% % can stand great insult
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19:48they want him dead
19:50Are you the new teacher?
19:52I want to have a look then
20:31I tell you...
20:33I was a heartless and animal like...
20:37Sir
20:38What's the matter?
20:39What is your blood type?
21:00Mr. Tang, the net profit of
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21:23They are willing to pay for that
21:24That's right
21:25If we have more satisfactory
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21:46However, they will be screwed
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25:26If you are great, let me stay alive
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26:58So, your power will be unlimited
27:01You can change to be everything
27:03I want to be a cooking pot, may I?
27:05Sure, just think of the cooking pot
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27:52I just wanted to brush my teeth
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28:11I wasted all my life...
28:13And I input Mrs. Wong's family
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