Dictator Xi bans fun stuff like letter "N" and Animal Farm
CHINA — China's got predictive policing, cops using facial recognition and a social credit system for everyone — and now, a ruler for life.
And let's not forget the longest and most funnest wall in the world — the Great Firewall of China.
To celebrate Dictator Xi Da Da's anointing, the CCP has decided to ban fun stuff like the letter 'N' and terms like 'disagree,' 'incapable ruler,' 'I oppose' and a boatload others.
You're also not going to be able to find terms like George Orwell's 'Animal Farm' or '1984' on the Twitter knockoff Weibo.
But don't worry China, indefinite will go by real quick. Enjoy.
And let's not forget the longest and most funnest wall in the world — the Great Firewall of China.
To celebrate Dictator Xi Da Da's anointing, the CCP has decided to ban fun stuff like the letter 'N' and terms like 'disagree,' 'incapable ruler,' 'I oppose' and a boatload others.
You're also not going to be able to find terms like George Orwell's 'Animal Farm' or '1984' on the Twitter knockoff Weibo.
But don't worry China, indefinite will go by real quick. Enjoy.