Hahahaha, this describes government bullies perfectly!
One can never get tired of jokes that shine a ray of light on how governments operate. For this reason, we think you will love the following: One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and reads her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?” “Reading a book,” she replies, thinking, Is not that obvious? “You are in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her. “I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.” “Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I will have to take you in and write you up.” “If you do that, I will have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman. “But I have not even touched you,” says the game warden. “That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.” “Have a nice day, ma’am,” the game warden replied, and he left. Never mess with a woman that reads because there’s good reason to believe she thinks as well! This joke is funny because it demonstrates how a little bit of thinking can outwit a bully (H/T The Federalist Papers). Thinking also comes in handy when dealing with government bullies, who seem to be everywhere, not just slinking around in taxpayer-funded offices in Washington, D.C. This joke is great because we all know the government takes every chance it gets to bully people into accepting itsliberal agenda — but most of time, they can be outsmarted.