Biker Falls Into Cactus Bush and Hurts Herself
This girl was biking on a trail in the Arizona desert when lost control of her bike and fell into a cactus bush. The cactus thorns got stuck to various areas of her body causing her to bleed. Her husband slowly pulled them out with a stick as she stood there wincing in pain.
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00:00Oh, what are you doing?
00:17Go for the back shoulder.
00:18Let's do that.
00:19Go for the back first?
00:20Yeah.
00:21I just, I'm not ready for the neck.
00:22Let me get a good old stick.
00:23Alright.
00:24I'm just gonna try to get in there.
00:27Do some fluid motion and flick it.
00:29That wasn't bad.
00:31That one wasn't bad.
00:33They're not all gonna be bad.
00:35Sorry.
00:36Sorry.
00:37That's totally the cactus.
00:38Okay.
00:39Alright, and flick.
00:40Oh, I just moved it over.
00:41Will you get it off?
00:42There it is.
00:43That's the last on your back.
00:44Have you checked the right side of me?
00:46Yeah, your right side is good.
00:47There's blood everywhere.
00:48Yeah, there's blood everywhere.
00:49We're gonna be sitting some time with some tweezers.
00:50I can't.
00:51Alright, there's one on your side right here.
00:52No, I'm not ready for it.
00:53Make sure you get it off.
00:54Alright.
00:55I'm gonna count to three.
00:56One.
00:57Ow!
00:58Alright.
00:59One.
01:00Two.
01:01Three.
01:02Four.
01:03Five.
01:04Six.
01:05Seven.
01:06Eight.
01:07Nine.
01:08Ten.
01:09Eleven.
01:10Twelve.
01:11Thirteen.
01:12Fourteen.
01:13Fifteen.
01:14Ow!
01:15Alright.
01:16You did good.
01:17You're doing great.
01:18No, I'm not ready for this.
01:19You're not ready?
01:20Alright, on the count of three.
01:21One.
01:22Okay, hold on.
01:23Oh, that was my d***.
01:24Yeah, that was your d***.
01:25Don't touch me!
01:26I'm not gonna hurt you.
01:27Don't touch me.
01:28Ow!
01:29Ow!
01:30Ow!
01:31Ow!
01:32Ow!
01:33Ow!
01:34Ow!
01:35Ow!
01:36Ow!
01:37Ow!
01:38Ow!
01:39Ow!
01:40Ow!
01:41Ow!
01:42Ow!
01:43Ow!
01:44F***!
01:45I just feel like there's- ow!
01:46I just feel like there's 50 on my neck.
01:47You're gonna have a fun time.
01:48There's one, two, three, four, five, six.
01:49No, I can't do this.
01:50And then you got like a turkey neck going on down here.
01:51Those will be easy to get off.
01:52Let me just go in there real quick.
01:53You ready?
01:54Three.
01:55Two.
01:56Okay.
01:57I moved it.
01:58I got it barely hanging on now.
01:59Don't touch me.
02:00I can't do that.
02:01I can't.
02:02I can't.
02:03I can't.
02:04I can't.
02:05I can't.
02:06I can't.
02:07I can't.
02:08I can't.
02:09I can't.
02:10I can't.
02:11I can't.
02:13Oh my God.
02:16Okay.
02:18Alright.
02:19Hi.
02:25Just give me a minute.
02:30You moved it up to my jaw.
02:33Okay.
02:36Okay.
02:40Okay, it's good right now.
02:41I'm good. I'm good. Yeah, sorry. I don't really aim it. I'm just sort of flicking them.
02:46Okay.
02:48Oh, that one, that one stung. Oh, that f***ing stung.
02:54We're almost there. I got three more. You're doing good. Don't touch yourself too much.
03:02Okay, I'm going to go for this. Oh, there's four more. Sorry.
03:07Tiny one. Nothing. This one's barely even on.
03:11Okay, this long turd feller. It looks like Pickle Rick.
03:15Let's do this. It's Pickle Rick.
03:19Oh, it's right on my d***.
03:23It looks like a little medallion.
03:27You're going to flick it on her. Okay.
03:29Oh, they're still stuck in my neck.
03:31Yeah, there's stuff in your neck. Hold on.
03:33Don't touch me.
03:35Don't punch you?
03:37Don't touch me.
03:39Ow!
03:41That one's stuck in there. I'm going to go back for it.
03:43No!
03:45Remember those pimples I didn't like you to pop?
03:47Ow!
03:49Oh, you're going to...
03:51You want a hug?
03:53No.
03:55This is the tree. It's a cactus tree.
03:57If you look really close, it's a lot of not nice little barbs.
04:03They're about an inch.
04:05There's my finger for representation.
04:07About an inch.
04:09Maybe a little bit more than that on some of them.
04:11What happens is they're little clumps at the very end.
04:17Little berries almost.
04:19Pretty much if you just touch one, it snaps off and breaks.
04:23That one was...
04:25Let's see right here.
04:27You barely touch it and it snaps off.
04:31Now you've got this big old clump thing stuck to you.
04:35And that was what was stuck to her.
04:37And then once you pull these off, you've got to deal with the barbs that are stuck on it.
04:43We just spent a good minute trying to figure out how to pull them out.
04:47Or pulling them all out.
04:49It's probably the North Texas version of stickers or the whole rest of the country is stickers.
04:57That's the only way it really comes by.
04:59This tree, when they get old too, you can also see something like right here.
05:03They just fall.
05:05And in the same situation, you've got a bunch of...