Pet Savannah Monitor Lizard Strolls Around at Home

  • 5 years ago
Sir Mordred The Magnificent, a Savannah Monitor lizard who loved being around people, was strolling around at home. It crawled around on the carpeted floor, flicking its tongue over walls, furniture, and everything that came in its way. Funnily, the lizard pooped on the floor and then continued with the walk.
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00:00Mordred
00:05You cannot have the snake come on
00:12Mordred you're not gonna eat maize come on come out of there
00:25You gonna go to the kitchen
00:30That's
00:36The garbage can lid that's on the floor. No, I'm cooking in here, buddy
00:42Dad
00:45Thank you, sir, right back behind
00:51But since he was a baby he's loved to go back there. Oh, yeah
00:55Oh
00:57Carpets wet gross. Yes
01:04Mordred
01:08Hi
01:11What are you doing? Oh
01:15Come on
01:20Yeah, oh my god, you're not a baby anymore
01:24You know that you're not a baby anymore
01:35Since he has been a baby. This has been his thing
01:43You want me to move that for you? No, no, no, no. No. Uh-uh. Thank you
01:51No
01:53Mordred
01:54No, no climbing. Hey, uh-uh. You're too big
01:59Daddy, yeah, I need your help
02:17Mordred is planted. Yeah
02:23Go
02:25Just go that way off the other side
02:35Little crooked tail
02:42Yes
02:45I don't like this over
02:54Yeah, no, where are you going? Yeah, let me turn the light on for you
03:01That's what I'm doing
03:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on out out out
03:15Thank you, good boy
03:20And laundry room
03:27You can sit on my carpet
03:36No
03:40Mark yeah, I need paper towels
03:45Oh
03:47That's disgusting
03:53You're supposed to do that you're hotter
03:57Don't you walk away from me with that tail up young man
04:06There's carpet clean in the closet
04:14Oh my god, Mordred
04:19You're nasty
04:22It's okay it happens, but he just went
04:27It's like the minute he sees carpet he's got to go
04:33He's so gross yes, I
04:38Have lint all over the hallway floor
04:45Yeah, we had to get a lot of dryers today Oh
04:50Mortgage sweetheart, you're not in trouble. Hey
04:59This one on the top shelf you're not in trouble it's okay
05:05Accidents happen. It's just a carpet
05:09It's just a carpet, yeah
05:11Yeah, you're okay
05:17And that folks
05:22You vacuumed what twice tonight, yeah
05:26Yep, this folks is life with a monitor. Bye

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