Fonejacker S1/E2 •

  • 3 years ago
Mr Doovdé asking for a number for "Pük World" and calling an electronic store asking for a "Joovcé Lucde Tiv" and a "Joovcé Doovdé Player".
George Agdgdgwngo asking for account details after problems with a man who has been placed inside a cash point, and is a human "card reader"
Mr Miggins calling the Odeon Cinemas line assuming the woman is an automated phone service and is shouting film names and locations at her.
Terry Tibbs calling about buying wooden ladders.
The Beatboxer phoning a clothes shop about buying a shirt, describing the shirts by beatboxing.
The Mouse phoning an entertainment service to get representation for his Oasis tribute act.
Mike calling from "Wear a thistle in your fanny and whistle something nice network solutions incorporated" inquiring about an electric kettle.
A man attempting to buy a property using the "automated" Flat Line.
Brian calling an art shop, trying to give his details, only to start talking incomprehensibly which confuses the shop assistant.
Mike calling a man from "Feed Spaghetti Through Your Japseye till your Balls turn Bluetooth Solutions Inc.".
The Chinese DVD Gang calling a cinema asking if it has room for a film crew to film a movie in the back of the cinema for a "student project".
Donald calling a hotel worker asking him to spank and whip him.
Mike asking a man about his toaster claiming to be from "Roll Your Cock in Filo & Serve It As a Main IT Solutions Inc.". He then passes the phone onto his wife and Mike says he's from "Dip Your Balls in Soy & Fry Them In a Wok IT Solutions Incorporated" and wants to know about her oven gloves, claiming she's on their oven glove database, yet she says she doesn't even have oven gloves