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00:02:17It's a swell night for a murder.
00:02:19Tom, if this rain keeps up, your polo game will be wrecked tomorrow.
00:02:22Looks as though we'll have to play the game in rowboats.
00:02:24That'll be a new experience for you, young man, paddling your own canoe.
00:02:28Don't be too hard on Cousin Tom, Jasper.
00:02:31He hasn't found himself yet.
00:02:33It's all right, Laura.
00:02:34We can't all be important people.
00:02:36By the way, Arthur, when are they going to make you chairman of the board?
00:02:39If that should happen, it won't be because I squander my time playing polo.
00:02:43Ah, two goals for Arthur.
00:02:45When they make Arthur chairman of the board, I'll sell my stock.
00:02:49That's the sugar, Laura.
00:02:51Hurry up.
00:02:52Put it down.
00:02:57Tom!
00:02:58Tom!
00:02:59Tom, little Laura, do you have to spill your coffee all over me?
00:03:02Oh, I couldn't help it, Jasper.
00:03:03It was that awful thunder.
00:03:05I'm sure we've all been struck by lightning.
00:03:07It never strikes twice in the same place, Laura.
00:03:09Just keep your chin up and hold on to everything.
00:03:11Elvira!
00:03:13Elvira!
00:03:14Jasper, don't excite yourself.
00:03:16How many times have I told you?
00:03:17Elvira!
00:03:18Elvira!
00:03:19Come on, found you.
00:03:20Hurry up.
00:03:23You're getting slower than a snail.
00:03:27Come on.
00:03:28Come on.
00:03:29Come on.
00:03:31Set it.
00:03:32Set it down.
00:03:35Will you stop fussing over me?
00:03:38Can't you do anything with this wife of yours?
00:03:41Laura, dear.
00:03:42Elvira!
00:03:43Elvira!
00:03:44Bring my port.
00:03:46My private port.
00:03:47Jasper, wine?
00:03:49Well, you know what Dr. Denham said about alcohol.
00:03:52What's the use of arguing with him when he's determined to dig his own grave?
00:03:56Well, it's my grave, and I have to lie.
00:03:59Jasper, you worry me when you talk like that.
00:04:02You always worry me.
00:04:03Darling, is there nothing I can do to please you?
00:04:06Jasper, leave me alone.
00:04:07Take it and put it in the library.
00:04:09Save it there instead.
00:04:10Come on, found it.
00:04:11Hurry up.
00:04:12Hurry up.
00:04:13Get out.
00:04:14There, darling.
00:04:20Take that blanket off of me.
00:04:22Come on, found it.
00:04:23That balloon's on a horse.
00:04:25Bringing you down here was a false alarm, doctor.
00:04:28There's nothing wrong with his health.
00:04:30Let me take your arm, Laura.
00:04:33Why do you suppose he asked us down here tonight?
00:04:35I can't imagine.
00:04:37Must be a big disappointment to you he's not ready to kick the bucket.
00:04:40You look lovely in mourning.
00:04:45Oh, you shouldn't smoke.
00:04:47That's why I do it.
00:04:53Don't go, Elvira.
00:04:55What I have to say might interest you.
00:05:01Of course you all know that the new state inheritance tax
00:05:05goes into effect tonight at midnight.
00:05:08Yes, I know.
00:05:10I thought you would.
00:05:15You'd take quite a slice out of the fortune that you expect, dear Laura,
00:05:19to inherit from me, wouldn't it?
00:05:22That's unkind.
00:05:23Why, we never once thought about the money.
00:05:26It's you we're talking about.
00:05:29I'm sure your solicitation, dear Laura, touches me.
00:05:34But I'm not going to make you wait until I die.
00:05:38Before this new tax goes into effect tonight,
00:05:40I'm going to make you an outright of $1 million.
00:05:44Jasper, darling!
00:05:47Don't do that!
00:05:49Also!
00:05:51Also!
00:05:52On behalf of Laura and myself, I want to say that
00:05:55On behalf of Laura and myself, I want to say that
00:05:57Save that speech for your next board meeting.
00:06:01Stop that scribbling!
00:06:03If I have to put up with that, you won't get anything.
00:06:08Don't look so sour, Elvira.
00:06:10There's a little gift for you, too.
00:06:13What a woman like you is going to do with $1 million is more than I know.
00:06:17What?
00:06:18Why, Mr. White, I don't know what to say.
00:06:21Rubbish.
00:06:23I know what you're saying to yourself.
00:06:25If I'd have married that old bastard, I'd have got it all.
00:06:29Well, it was worth a million to have escaped that.
00:06:34By the way, Elvira, are you doing anything tomorrow night?
00:06:38Will you shut up, Tom?
00:06:39All right, but while you're in such a benevolent mood, could you spare me a dime?
00:06:43You're a good-for-nothing scoundrel.
00:06:46What would you do with the dime if you had it?
00:06:48Well, I can promise I'd put it into immediate circulation.
00:06:51I'm sure of that.
00:06:52That's why I'm giving you a million.
00:06:55Thanks, Jasper.
00:07:00What are you looking so worried about, Doc?
00:07:03Afraid I'm going to run out of money before I get to you?
00:07:06Well, I have a million for you, too.
00:07:09Jasper, I don't know how to thank you.
00:07:13Don't think I don't know why you let me win all those cribbage games.
00:07:19All right, stop that counting on your fingers.
00:07:23I still have a million left for my other aunt.
00:07:27Don't tell me you found Doris Waverly.
00:07:29If my attorney had found any trace of my granddaughter, she'd get it all.
00:07:34All?
00:07:35Every nickel of it.
00:07:36After what her mother did to you.
00:07:38She still was the only one of you worth her salt.
00:07:42And it took you 20 years to find that out.
00:07:44Yeah, that's why I wouldn't want to make it up to the girl
00:07:48for the unhappiness I caused her mother.
00:07:51That is not my private stock.
00:07:54No?
00:07:55No, that's the guest's mine.
00:07:57I'm sorry.
00:07:58And who are you going to make happy with the other million, Jasper?
00:08:01Felix.
00:08:02Your attorney?
00:08:03Yes, Felix.
00:08:04So there won't be anything left of my estate for you to fight over.
00:08:09Now may I remind you, dear, kind, loving friend,
00:08:15that a fool and his money are soon part.
00:08:19A reserve I've held on to mine for over 70 years.
00:08:22Yes, and now you're too old to get any fun out of it.
00:08:24I'll get my fun watching the pack of you make idiots of yourself.
00:08:30Doc, you always wanted to endow a clinic.
00:08:34Yes.
00:08:36Now that you have the money, you'll most likely throw it away on the races.
00:08:41Say, now, confidentially, do you think I'd better get a haircut before I die?
00:08:49Elvira, let the first smooth-talking promoter comes along, take it away from her.
00:08:55Arthur will possibly bamboozle Laura into giving it to him to lose in Wall Street.
00:09:00Why not?
00:09:01Don't do that.
00:09:03And you, my boy.
00:09:05Oh, I'll probably get sued for a million, breach of promise, anything to amuse you, Jasper.
00:09:10Yeah, after 12 o'clock tonight, it's yours to do with as you darn please.
00:09:19When Felix gets here, let me know. We'll get this thing over with right away.
00:09:24Tell me what you like about Jasper, but he has a heart of gold.
00:09:27The last time you discussed his heart, you said it was tobacco.
00:09:30Well, we can have a chateau on the Riviera, clothes, motorcars.
00:09:34No, we have more important use for the money.
00:09:37Well, it's my money, and if I want a place on the Riviera, I'm going to have it.
00:09:41You'll find that I have something to say about that.
00:09:44Oh, very well, Arthur.
00:09:47But at least we can plan to winter in Miami, can't we?
00:10:01Is that you, Felix?
00:10:03Yes.
00:10:05It's a nasty night, Jasper.
00:10:07Who's that with you?
00:10:09Doris.
00:10:11Doris Waverly.
00:10:13Jasper, I found your granddaughter.
00:10:23My, my, my.
00:10:28So, you're Doris.
00:10:32Why didn't you come to me before?
00:10:35I never thought you wanted me.
00:10:37Not until I saw Mr. Felix's advertisement in the paper.
00:10:41I never thought you wanted me.
00:10:43Not until I saw Mr. Felix's advertisement in the paper.
00:10:59Ladies and gentlemen, my granddaughter.
00:11:03How do you do?
00:11:04Good evening.
00:11:06Come, child.
00:11:07There's so much I want to talk to you about.
00:11:12Felix, have you got the checks?
00:11:14Yes.
00:11:15I have them right here.
00:11:16Well, turn them up.
00:11:17I won't need them now.
00:11:19My entire fortune goes to Doris.
00:11:22You know, child, this is the happiest moment I've spent in 20 years.
00:11:28You ever see a lot of hungry wolves waiting around to feast on the cork?
00:11:32No.
00:11:33Well, turn around and take a look.
00:11:37Looks like something has spoiled their dinner.
00:11:40Oh, you had yours?
00:11:43How about a nice hot cup of coffee?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:47Elvira.
00:11:49Yes, Mr. White?
00:11:50Some hot coffee and a snack and make it snappy.
00:11:53Yes.
00:11:54Yes, Mr. White.
00:11:59Thanks, Felix.
00:12:00I feel the need of one of these.
00:12:03Might as well take down your stocking, Laura.
00:12:05Santa Claus won't be here.
00:12:06You talk as though this were a joke.
00:12:08It is, only we're on the wrong end of it.
00:12:12Well, Doc, it looks as though that heart of gold turned out to be tobacco after all.
00:12:16Your levity isn't in good taste, Gene.
00:12:18Don't kid me.
00:12:19You needed that million.
00:12:20I heard you lost quite a lot on the ponies lately.
00:12:22What a sucker you were, Felix, letting the girl find you.
00:12:25If you're reflecting on my integrity as a member of the ball, why I...
00:12:28Don't do a jury.
00:12:29It's not fair.
00:12:30What right has that girl got to come here after all these years?
00:12:33What right has she?
00:12:34Oh, it's just awful.
00:12:36The old devil would do something like this.
00:12:38I can't stand it.
00:12:40I can't stand it.
00:12:41I can't stand it.
00:12:43Laura.
00:12:44Laura.
00:12:48That's the quickest million dollars I ever lost.
00:12:51Well, while there's life, there's hope.
00:12:53Too bad she couldn't have waited until after midnight.
00:12:55Yeah.
00:12:56Where are you going?
00:12:57I'm going upstairs to get acquainted with $5 million.
00:13:02Felix, are you sure that this girl is Doris Waverly?
00:13:05There can be no question of her identity.
00:13:07She even had letters from her mother to prove it.
00:13:09I'd like to see those letters, Felix.
00:13:11That'll be all right with me.
00:13:12Suppose we go into the den.
00:13:16Who is it?
00:13:36Say, how much longer are you going to keep Miss Waverly?
00:13:38I'd like to do a little entertaining myself.
00:13:41Come along and show your papers, little boy.
00:14:21Are you going to be married?
00:14:34I'm going to make you Mrs. Henry Waverly, no matter what your father says.
00:14:40Jasper never forgave his daughter for running off with that actor.
00:14:44From the day he sealed up her room, it has never been opened.
00:14:50Must have been a temptation for you to get rid of these letters, Felix.
00:14:57Beg your pardon?
00:14:58No offense, Felix.
00:15:01Driving 40 miles with a girl whose safe arrival here would cost you a million dollars.
00:15:08I don't mind saying it would have been a temptation to me.
00:15:11Sounds as though you meant that.
00:15:14Lot of money a million dollars these days.
00:15:26Might as well know the truth.
00:15:29There's the telegram that came while we were at dinner.
00:15:35Oh, Arthur, how could you?
00:15:39Arthur!
00:15:40Whining won't help.
00:15:41That girl has spoiled everything.
00:15:44Well, what are we going to do?
00:15:47There must be some way out.
00:15:49That money would have saved us.
00:16:04When we get this room changed around, you won't know it.
00:16:07We're going to get rid of all this heavy old stuff.
00:16:09We're going to get things.
00:16:11Things that look like you.
00:16:14It's almost a shame to do anything to this room.
00:16:17It's beautiful just as it is.
00:16:22You like it?
00:16:23Like it?
00:16:24I love it.
00:16:25After some of the places I've lived in, it's paradise.
00:16:28It hasn't always been easy for you, has it, child?
00:16:31Not always.
00:16:33But that doesn't matter now.
00:16:35You could have come to me before this.
00:16:37Your mother wouldn't come calling, and neither would I.
00:16:41She wouldn't have had to have called if she'd been willing to have left your father,
00:16:44but she seemed to feel that her happiness was with him.
00:16:48But Dad never made her very happy.
00:16:52Your mother wasn't happy with your father?
00:16:55Well, not exactly.
00:16:57But really, I shouldn't feel the way I do about him.
00:17:00After all, he was my father.
00:17:07And she never told me.
00:17:38Arthur!
00:17:39What are you going to do?
00:17:40Do you want everybody in the house to hear you?
00:17:43Arthur!
00:17:44Don't do anything foolish!
00:17:45Yes, I don't know.
00:17:47Before I sell it for you.
00:17:57Is there anything else you want, just ask for it.
00:17:59Oh, you're a dear granddad.
00:18:01Oh, tiddle fix.
00:18:02I mean fiddle fix.
00:18:03I'm an old grouch.
00:18:06Who wouldn't be with a lot of mummies walking around?
00:18:11Thanks, Elvira.
00:18:15She doesn't look much like her mother, does she?
00:18:18I take after my father.
00:18:20Scat, get out!
00:18:27Never mind Elvira.
00:18:28She's always sour about something.
00:18:31Besides, she just had a great bereavement.
00:18:34Oh, I'm sorry.
00:18:35So are a lot of other folks I know.
00:18:36Well, they at least got a good dinner out of it.
00:18:38I don't understand.
00:18:39You would if you knew them.
00:18:40But if there's something wrong, I...
00:18:42Everything straightened itself out the moment that you walked into this house.
00:18:45Nothing else can happen now.
00:19:04Hello!
00:19:34Oh, hello.
00:19:49Where did you come from?
00:19:51Well, I tried ringing the bell, but I couldn't stay out there in the rain all night.
00:19:54Do you know where you are?
00:19:56Are you one of the whites?
00:19:58Well, would you hold that against me?
00:20:00No.
00:20:01Which one are you?
00:20:02Well, I'm the one that's no good.
00:20:07That's a fact.
00:20:08Jasper always said so.
00:20:09I have all the weaknesses and none of the virtues.
00:20:12Probably do what Jasper always said, wind up with a tin cup in my hand.
00:20:16Well, you don't look as though you were suffering.
00:20:19Oh, you don't know the half of it.
00:20:20I just lost a million like that.
00:20:23Poor boy.
00:20:24Tell me, how did it happen?
00:20:26A woman made a sap out of me.
00:20:28They're always making a sap out of me, or trying to.
00:20:32That's another one of my weaknesses.
00:20:34I won't take advantage of you.
00:20:36Thanks.
00:20:37From now on, we whites must stick together.
00:20:40Just who did you say you were?
00:20:41Doris.
00:20:42I'm Jasper White's granddaughter.
00:20:44You're who?
00:20:45Doris Waverly.
00:20:46Well, this is going to be interesting.
00:20:48You have no idea.
00:20:50Well, I suppose you are surprised by that.
00:20:52Yes, I am, but not nearly so surprised as Jasper is going to be.
00:20:57Listen, by the way, when you put on your act for him, it better be a good one.
00:21:01I don't get you.
00:21:02Well, you see, I happen to know you're not Doris Waverly.
00:21:06I saw you in Boston last week in an act at the Regent Theater.
00:21:09Oh, you should call us in Springfield.
00:21:10We'll wow them there, too.
00:21:13Here come two gentlemen who'll enjoy meeting you.
00:21:16Dr. Denham and Mr. Felix.
00:21:19Gentlemen, Miss Doris Waverly.
00:21:21How do you do?
00:21:23How do you do?
00:21:24Is this some more of your perverted sense of humor, young man?
00:21:27It's not my idea of a joke.
00:21:29I can think of funnier things than belonging to the Jasper White family.
00:21:33As Mr. White's attorney, you'll understand my interest in your unexpected appearance, Miss Waverly.
00:21:39That's okay with me.
00:21:40Where'd you come from?
00:21:41Boston.
00:21:42Just played a week at the Regent.
00:21:44Too bad you didn't catch the act.
00:21:45Do you good to relax?
00:21:47An actress, eh?
00:21:49What brought you here?
00:21:51The great LaValle.
00:21:52Who?
00:21:53Joe LaValle, my partner in the Vodafone Act.
00:21:55We ran out of gas down the road.
00:21:57He ought to be here any minute.
00:22:23Is that so?
00:22:37And so, after all these years, you suddenly take it into your mind to visit your grandfather.
00:22:43Now you're catching on.
00:22:45Now, if you don't mind telling Mr. White...
00:22:47Oh, let me do it.
00:22:48I can hardly wait.
00:22:52Hi, Adam.
00:22:53What are you made up for?
00:22:54Lady Macbeth?
00:22:55What do you want?
00:22:56In case you have to know, I'm seeking the whereabouts of one Doris Waverly.
00:22:59Who are you?
00:23:00Don't you know who I am?
00:23:02I am the master of Legend of Maine.
00:23:04The great LaValle.
00:23:05The world's greatest magician.
00:23:07Prestidigitator.
00:23:08Now you see it, and now you don't.
00:23:17Here I am, Joe.
00:23:20I'll be with you in a minute, babe.
00:23:25Say, what kind of a one-night stand is this we've walked into?
00:23:33Who's the brother act?
00:23:35A couple of nice boys, Joe.
00:23:37They've just given me a marvelous reception.
00:23:40Well, always glad to meet my public.
00:23:47Gentlemen, have one on me.
00:23:50Now you see it, now you don't.
00:23:58Deaf and dumb, both of them.
00:24:00But I'm not hungry.
00:24:01You'd better have something.
00:24:03Try a cup of this coffee.
00:24:04You'd better drink it while it's hot.
00:24:06Thanks.
00:24:16Come in.
00:24:18Excuse me, Jasper.
00:24:19Well, what do you want?
00:24:21There's a surprise package waiting for you downstairs.
00:24:24Wait.
00:24:25All right, I'll tell her.
00:24:27Tell who?
00:24:29She calls herself Doris Waverly.
00:24:32What do you mean?
00:24:34That's ridiculous.
00:24:37I'll be right down.
00:24:40Why should anyone want to impersonate me?
00:24:42There's a very good reason.
00:24:44But don't you worry about it.
00:24:46You wait here.
00:24:54Sheriff, you'd better come over here right away.
00:24:58Yes.
00:24:59Goodbye.
00:25:08Not only that, even Houdini used to cop my act.
00:25:12I suppose you're a magician enough, Mr. LaValle,
00:25:14to get yourself out of anything.
00:25:16You take the very words right out of my mouth.
00:25:18Ever try getting yourself out of jail?
00:25:35This is the young lady.
00:25:36Yes.
00:25:41Who are you?
00:25:44You, I mean.
00:25:46This gentleman is a friend of the young woman.
00:25:49Mr. LaValle.
00:25:50Uh-uh.
00:25:51The great LaValle.
00:25:53A variety magician.
00:25:55Vaudeville.
00:25:56Artist.
00:25:57Well, I am going to speak to this young lady alone.
00:26:00As your attorney, Jasper, don't you think that I had better...
00:26:02I said alone.
00:26:03Get out.
00:26:04All of you.
00:26:05Yes, yes.
00:26:06Go on.
00:26:08I said all of you.
00:26:10I'll be standing right off stage in case you need me.
00:26:15You...
00:26:18You say that you are my granddaughter.
00:26:23Well, that's what mother always told me.
00:26:26Well, why haven't you visited me before this?
00:26:29Well, it's the first time our booking ever took us near Boston.
00:26:33Why did you pick out this particular night to come here?
00:26:36If you're sorry, I wish I hadn't.
00:26:38I only came because mother asked me to before she died.
00:26:41Oh, this mother of yours.
00:26:44She thought that I would leave you my money.
00:26:47Your money?
00:26:49Why, I wouldn't touch a penny of it.
00:26:51I've never had to beg for anything.
00:26:53Then why did you come here?
00:26:54I don't know now.
00:26:56I knew what you'd be like, and that's just what you are.
00:26:58Only more so.
00:26:59No wonder mother ran away.
00:27:00Camaria.
00:27:01Don't you say a word against my father.
00:27:02He was the grandest man who ever lived.
00:27:04And I think you're the most hateful old thing I've ever seen.
00:27:07Wait.
00:27:08Oh, I've had enough.
00:27:09I shouldn't have let Joe talk me into coming here.
00:27:11Oh, it was his idea, eh?
00:27:14This Monty bank.
00:27:15You needn't sneer at him.
00:27:16He's been everything to me my father would have been if he'd lived.
00:27:19And what's more, Joe's an artist.
00:27:21A trickster.
00:27:22And why should I believe any different of you?
00:27:25Why should I believe that you were Doris Waverly when I know the real Doris Waverly is upstairs?
00:27:31I don't care what she calls herself, but if she says she's Doris Waverly, it's a lie.
00:27:35Are you willing to tell her that?
00:27:37I'd enjoy it.
00:27:38Well, come on.
00:28:01Well, I don't know who she thinks she is, but I know who I am.
00:28:22If she didn't hear you, you can tell it to her.
00:28:27Doris.
00:28:30Doris.
00:28:36Doris.
00:28:37Doris.
00:28:38What's the matter, Captain?
00:28:39This door wasn't locked when I asked you.
00:28:41Go on.
00:28:42Break it open.
00:28:51Ah!
00:28:53Ah!
00:29:10What's the matter with her?
00:29:11She's dead.
00:29:17Where?
00:29:22She must have died instantly.
00:29:24How?
00:29:27Poison.
00:29:28There's no doubt about it.
00:29:29One of the deadlier ones.
00:29:30She has all the usual symptoms.
00:29:32But why should she kill herself?
00:29:34Because she knew the real Doris Waverly was downstairs and decided it was the only way out.
00:29:38Well, if she drank poison, why is the cup in her right hand when I know she was left-handed?
00:29:44Well, if it wasn't suicide, why was the door locked on the inside?
00:29:47Nobody could come in.
00:29:48Your balcony joins the ones in this room, Arthur.
00:29:51Did you or Lyra hear anything?
00:29:53Not until I heard the scream.
00:29:58You needn't mind that, old Lyra.
00:30:01Supposing she did poison herself, she wouldn't have put poison in the coffee pot.
00:30:08If the analysis shows any trace of poison, it wasn't suicide.
00:30:15It was murder.
00:30:18And the person who killed her is in this room.
00:30:38Sign, Sheriff.
00:30:56You won't find any cyanide in my bag.
00:31:00How'd you know it was cyanide?
00:31:02The coroner corroborated his diagnosis.
00:31:16Then what's it?
00:31:19Castor oil.
00:31:26You're lucky it wasn't you up there in that room instead of that other girl.
00:31:29Meaning what?
00:31:30Don't you know that whoever killed that girl thought she was Doris Waverly?
00:31:34Well, that sort of puts me on the spot, doesn't it?
00:31:37Every minute you spend under this roof, that clock may be ticking your life away.
00:31:42You're not trying to tell me it means anything to you, are you?
00:31:45You might be surprised if I were to tell you how much it could mean to me.
00:31:49I know how much it means to you.
00:31:53To be one million dollars richer.
00:31:55Why don't you do your disappearing act?
00:31:57That's an idea as that.
00:31:58Come on, we're bowing out of this show right now.
00:32:00Swell.
00:32:01I'll drive you wherever you want to go.
00:32:03Save your gas, buddy.
00:32:05That guy gets in my hair.
00:32:07What kind of a song and dance has he been giving you now?
00:32:09He's nice, Joe.
00:32:10Who wouldn't be with a girl waiting for five million dollars to be dropped in her lap?
00:32:14You don't think I'm waiting for that?
00:32:15I'll say you're not.
00:32:17I've sought a lot of women in half of my time, but that dame upstairs was no fate.
00:32:21We're exiting.
00:32:22Without saying goodbye?
00:32:23Stick around this morgue long enough for them to say goodbye to you with flowers.
00:32:26Come on.
00:32:30So long, hot shot.
00:32:31Sorry I have to walk out on you.
00:32:32You're not going anywhere.
00:32:33Yeah, that's what you think.
00:32:35Nobody leaves this house.
00:32:36Sheriff's orders.
00:32:37Say, if that small-town sheriff thinks he's booking us on this bill, he's...
00:32:40Don't get tough, LaBelle.
00:32:41A great LaBelle for you.
00:32:42Now, look here, officer.
00:32:43Tell it to the sheriff.
00:32:44And how I'll tell him.
00:32:48Son, you can't keep me here.
00:32:50Doing it, ain't I?
00:32:51I told you I'd send for you when I wanted you.
00:32:53If anybody else is going to get carried out of this morgue, it's not going to be Doris.
00:32:56I'm walking around here right now.
00:32:58Running out, eh?
00:32:59I said walking, constable.
00:33:00Never run to exit.
00:33:02Another crack out of you, and I'll jail you for contempt.
00:33:04If you do, I'll have you arrested for impersonating an officer.
00:33:07Now, look here, LaBelle.
00:33:09The great LaBelle.
00:33:10Listen, Jasper, you can't expect this girl to risk staying here after what's happened.
00:33:14Well, it's such a hurt to get away now, isn't it?
00:33:16I was coming to that.
00:33:17This girl's not Doris Waverly.
00:33:19Though she knows why Doris Waverly was killed.
00:33:22Why, you nasty little mouthpiece.
00:33:25I'll knock you fatter than a freeze sheet.
00:33:27Easy, or I'll slap the bracelets on you.
00:33:30Keep your cuffs in your pocket, Dr. Watson.
00:33:32I only do my escape act when I get paid for it.
00:33:34You won't get yourself out of this so easily.
00:33:40Still claiming you're Doris Waverly, eh?
00:33:43I won't be talking to you like this by you or anybody else.
00:33:46You've got a pretty sharp tongue, young woman.
00:33:48And where do you suppose she gets it, you nitwit?
00:33:54Her mother all over again.
00:33:57Give me a child.
00:34:03I knew that you were my granddaughter from the very moment you said I was the most hateful old thing you had ever met.
00:34:11I wouldn't have said that if I had.
00:34:13I wanted to see how far you really would go.
00:34:17You went a little farther.
00:34:19I'm sorry.
00:34:20I suppose I had it coming to me, but no one else ever had the spunk to do it before.
00:34:27If this is your granddaughter, then who's the other girl?
00:34:29An imposter.
00:34:31Brought here by someone who knew she would get my entire estate.
00:34:35That doesn't explain those letters that prove that she was Doris Waverly.
00:34:39They're very convincing, Jasper.
00:34:41No.
00:34:43They're not here.
00:34:44Top of my stuff, huh?
00:34:45Now let's see you pull them out of your hat.
00:34:47You saw me put them back?
00:34:49I was showing them to the doctor while you were upstairs.
00:34:52That's right.
00:34:53I suppose those letters just put on their hats and coats and went out for a walk.
00:34:57They might even have been cremated.
00:35:02Are you sure those letters weren't forgeries, Felix?
00:35:06Are you accusing me?
00:35:09Oh, I was just thinking that someone might have tried to substitute an imposter
00:35:14so they could get five million instead of one.
00:35:17Mr. Felix, how did you meet the dead girl?
00:35:20I advertised for her, naturally.
00:35:24So you advertised for her.
00:35:26You didn't by any chance kill that girl?
00:35:28This is intolerable.
00:35:30I, who stand before you with an unsullied record,
00:35:33a man whose whole career has been devoted to the cause of justice,
00:35:38whose whole career exemplifies the highest ideals of his profession.
00:35:43Don't forget to bring in Lincoln and Gettysburg.
00:35:47Surely, Jasper, you do not doubt my integrity.
00:35:49I don't trust you anymore, and I do Denham.
00:35:51No?
00:35:52No, you look too innocent.
00:35:54Dr. Denham did not look so innocent when he was alone with me.
00:35:57He admitted it would be a temptation to have kept that girl from arriving here.
00:36:01Very interesting, Mr. Felix.
00:36:04Wasn't I who took that cup of poison coffee to the girl's room?
00:36:08I was coming to that.
00:36:10What about this Elvira?
00:36:13I'll get her.
00:36:22Your hearing can't be as good as it used to be, Elvira.
00:36:25Come in.
00:36:27The rest of you can go.
00:36:29I'll call when I want you.
00:36:31Go on, get out.
00:36:32Get out, scat, all of you.
00:36:34You won't run away.
00:36:35I'm not afraid.
00:36:36And don't touch this young scoundrel too far.
00:36:38Don't you let her out of your sight.
00:36:40I won't.
00:36:41You're a dick.
00:36:43Stop that.
00:36:44Go.
00:36:45Get her out of here.
00:36:48I thought I was a magician, but she's got too much on the ball for me.
00:36:52What's that?
00:36:53I thought I was a magician, but she's got too much on the ball for me.
00:36:56What's that?
00:36:57Making a human being out of an old buzzard like you.
00:37:00Easy now, Pop.
00:37:01I'm going to solve this murder for you.
00:37:03Pull it out of your head, eh?
00:37:04Wrong again, Oscar.
00:37:06That's where the little Easter bunnies come from.
00:37:08Okay, Elmer, it's your witness.
00:37:14Sit down.
00:37:17You needn't be afraid.
00:37:19If you have nothing to conceal.
00:37:26Oh, it's you.
00:37:28Give me another piece of paper, will you?
00:37:31Thank you very much.
00:37:33Just one.
00:37:35Some tobacco.
00:37:37Watch very closely.
00:37:41Okay.
00:37:44There you are.
00:37:46You see them?
00:38:03Who told you the truth?
00:38:05I believe you, Elvira.
00:38:07Sure.
00:38:08But why did you poison the coffee?
00:38:10I didn't do it.
00:38:11Who did?
00:38:13I...
00:38:15I don't know.
00:38:17You took the coffee to the girls' room?
00:38:19You hated her, didn't you?
00:38:21Didn't you?
00:38:22Yes.
00:38:23Yes, I hated her.
00:38:24Why shouldn't I?
00:38:26Oh, I knew I'd get it out of her.
00:38:28You want to write your own confession?
00:38:30I'm not confessing anything.
00:38:32She can't confess to something she didn't do.
00:38:34Oh, protecting her.
00:38:35Is that it, Mr. White?
00:38:36Oh, don't be any more of an idiot than you can help, Sheriff.
00:38:39Even if Elvira did poison the coffee,
00:38:41she never choked that girl until she was insensible
00:38:44and then forced that coffee down her throat
00:38:46to make it look like suicide.
00:38:48No.
00:38:49It took a man to do that.
00:38:51How do you know all about this?
00:38:52I don't.
00:38:53But whoever committed the murder
00:38:55made the mistake of placing the cup in her right hand
00:38:57when I know she was left-handed.
00:38:59You know more about this than you're telling.
00:39:02Elvira knows more than she's telling.
00:39:04Who did it?
00:39:05You're shielding him, Elvira.
00:39:08Why should I?
00:39:09Because you hated the girl.
00:39:11And whoever did it was accommodating you.
00:39:13And you're protecting him.
00:39:14I know.
00:39:15You made the mistake a moment ago
00:39:17when the Sheriff asked you who did it.
00:39:18And you hesitated and thought twice
00:39:20before you said you didn't know.
00:39:23Well, that makes her necessary after the fact.
00:39:26Come on.
00:39:27You're going with me.
00:39:28No.
00:39:29No, I'll tell you.
00:39:30I heard them talking in their room.
00:39:31Heard who?
00:39:32The proctor.
00:39:33She was excited.
00:39:34She told him she was afraid of something he was going to do.
00:39:36Then he told her to shut them up before anyone heard it.
00:39:40You're lying.
00:39:41No.
00:39:42That's a lie, you.
00:39:43Maybe you'd like to kill her the way you killed that other girl.
00:39:46I had nothing to do with it.
00:39:47I never left my room.
00:39:48What was it your wife was afraid you'd do?
00:39:50I never said a thing.
00:39:51Oh, yes, you did, Laura Proctor.
00:39:52You were talking there as fast as you could.
00:39:54You're making it up, every word of it.
00:39:56Have you forgotten that that room was locked from the inside?
00:39:58Have you forgotten that the balcony outside of your room
00:40:01leads to that room?
00:40:03Oh, you would like to pin it on me, wouldn't you?
00:40:05You've always hated me, ever since I married into your family.
00:40:07That flower is Miss Fortune, not mine.
00:40:09That's all for you.
00:40:11Oh, you think it might be?
00:40:12Accused of murder, not knowing what will happen next.
00:40:15If I had anything to say about it, there'd be plenty happening.
00:40:18Threatening, eh?
00:40:19Arthur, dear, I told you to be careful.
00:40:21Oh, so he did do something that you didn't want him to do.
00:40:26That's all for you, Mr. Proctor.
00:40:27I'll talk to you later.
00:40:29But Mrs. Proctor is going to answer a few questions right now.
00:40:33You're not going to bulldoze my wife?
00:40:35She doesn't know any more about this than I do.
00:40:37Well, that ought to be plenty.
00:40:39Outside, Proctor.
00:40:47Now, you're going to make it a lot easier for yourself
00:40:49if you tell the truth now.
00:40:54You'll never make me talk.
00:40:56A remarkable woman.
00:40:57She won't talk.
00:41:12Just the same, I don't understand how you happened to come here
00:41:15on this particular night.
00:41:16That's what he said, but I didn't know what he meant.
00:41:19Are you sorry, too?
00:41:23What are you talking about?
00:41:25He's my grandfather.
00:41:26You know, he's a strange broad, isn't he?
00:41:28I really think he'd be a swell person
00:41:29if he could get to know him.
00:41:30Well, don't I rate any attention?
00:41:32You know, I'm not such a bad sort either
00:41:34when you get to know me.
00:41:35He said not to trust you too far.
00:41:38Now, listen, Doris.
00:41:39Ah, that's far enough.
00:41:42You seem to be more afraid of me
00:41:43than anything else in this house.
00:41:45I'm not afraid.
00:41:46I want to take you out of here.
00:41:49But I promised him I'd stay.
00:41:51Besides, the show isn't over yet.
00:41:53That's just what I mean.
00:41:54Now, listen to me, Doris.
00:41:55I'd never forgive myself if anything happened to you.
00:41:57Really?
00:41:58Well, there's nothing small-time about the way you work.
00:42:01Listen, if you think this is an act I'm putting on you...
00:42:03Remember your weakness.
00:42:04You'll get over it in the morning.
00:42:06All right.
00:42:07If that's the way you feel about it,
00:42:08I won't bore you any longer.
00:42:13Tom!
00:42:17You're not afraid, are you?
00:42:21Well, I guess I play tougher houses than this.
00:42:24Just the same.
00:42:25I'll be back.
00:42:51I'll be back.
00:43:21Oh, Tom!
00:43:35Oh!
00:43:37Tom!
00:43:38Ah!
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00:43:40Oh, God!
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00:48:01Someone else in this room has a bag of tricks.
00:48:05Someone who took that poison dart from Mr. Lavelle to conceal the evidence of another
00:48:10attempted murder.
00:48:11How did you know it was poison?
00:48:12An Amazon blowgun has no other effectiveness.
00:48:15You'll find that blowgun was stolen from my trophy room.
00:48:18I didn't see it when I left Doris there.
00:48:20Where did you go when you left her?
00:48:22To my room.
00:48:23When I heard the shot, I ran back to the trophy room and Doris wasn't there.
00:48:28I'd gone into the hall.
00:48:29Something frightened me.
00:48:30It must have been your shadow that startled me.
00:48:33That dart was meant for you, Doris.
00:48:35But somebody mucked their cue this time and we're not waiting for another rehearsal.
00:48:38Come on.
00:48:39You'll stay right here.
00:48:40I thought I told you not to leave her out of your sight.
00:48:42And just where were you during all this, Proctor?
00:48:45In his room.
00:48:46Yes.
00:48:47Arthur never leaves his room.
00:48:49I'm going outside and look around.
00:48:52I want everybody right here when I come back.
00:48:55Abner.
00:48:56Yes, Chief.
00:48:57See if that blowgun is missing from the trophy room.
00:49:00Find it if you have to search every room in the house.
00:49:03But it can't be one of them.
00:49:04That face.
00:49:05Well, go on.
00:49:08Don't anybody leave this room.
00:49:10Wait a minute, fella.
00:49:11Vance, I'm going with you.
00:49:13I don't need your help.
00:49:14Yeah, but if anything happens to you this time, I want a front row seat.
00:49:21Who lifted my gun?
00:49:24Try your back, Proctor, Sheriff.
00:49:26It's not here.
00:49:27Well, isn't that funny?
00:49:29Well, I, uh, I...
00:49:32That is funny.
00:49:34I got a feeling something else unpleasant is going to happen to you.
00:49:37Not while you're along to protect me, Sheriff.
00:49:39Oh, you're just in time to go with us, Dean.
00:49:41What's the matter?
00:49:42Are you afraid of the dark?
00:49:43Not while you're where I can keep my eye on you.
00:49:45Thanks, but I'm busy keeping an eye on Doris if you don't mind.
00:49:48See, I'm worried about that, too.
00:49:50Now, look here, LaValle.
00:49:51Say, listen, where were your eyes when somebody was playing with that bean blower upstairs?
00:49:54If you're inferring that I know anything about that...
00:49:56I'm not accusing anybody.
00:49:57I'm only saying that making a play for $5 million is just another way of getting away with murder.
00:50:02Listen, I know why you're doing this brother act for Doris.
00:50:04You knew Jasper's granddaughter would come in a part of his fortune.
00:50:07You've had your eye on it ever since you met her.
00:50:09Why, you...
00:50:13Go on, scat, scat, get out.
00:50:14Get out, get out.
00:50:15The hand is quicker than the eye, Mr. LaValle.
00:50:18The great LaValle.
00:50:20Come, Doris.
00:50:21There's something that you and I have got to do.
00:50:23Heh, heh, heh.
00:50:38This door hasn't been unlocked in...
00:50:4420 years.
00:50:45My mother.
00:50:47Hmm.
00:50:49Took a stubborn old man a long time to realize he was wrong.
00:51:02Hmm.
00:51:16There must be a... be a candle in here somewhere.
00:51:21There's one.
00:51:22Oh, yes.
00:51:35Yes.
00:51:36You're like her.
00:51:39Just like her.
00:51:43I almost wish you hadn't let me see the room.
00:51:45Like this.
00:51:46It's going to be as it used to be.
00:51:48Now that you're here.
00:51:56Hmm.
00:51:57Hand me that pen.
00:52:04Heh, heh, heh.
00:52:07Just as I thought.
00:52:12Yes, sir.
00:52:16Someone stole those letters out of this trunk to prove that girl's identity.
00:52:21How do you know they weren't forgeries?
00:52:23They disappeared from Mr. Felix's briefcase before you saw them.
00:52:26That's why I made them disappear.
00:52:28You?
00:52:29Yeah, to find out if they were genuine.
00:52:31This cleanses it.
00:52:32And I blamed it onto your attorney.
00:52:34He's possibly blaming it on Dr. Denham.
00:52:37They keep on accusing one another.
00:52:39Someone is bound to make a slip.
00:52:41You should change jobs at the sheriff.
00:52:43But if you're the only one that has the keys to this room for all those...
00:52:47What's that?
00:52:51Looks like the broken end of a scissor.
00:52:56Elvira?
00:52:58Hmm.
00:53:01Where are you going?
00:53:02I'm going to find the one piece that's missing from our puzzle.
00:53:06Oh, Elvira!
00:53:08You weren't by any chance looking for a scissor, were you?
00:53:11I was passing the door when I noticed the lock had been opened.
00:53:14I thought...
00:53:15Of course you thought it hadn't been opened in 20 years.
00:53:18Come on, get up, get up, get up.
00:53:28Oh, that face.
00:53:29Why don't you wear a cowbell?
00:53:31No one will have that face if you're scared, Abner.
00:53:33What are you doing here?
00:53:34All right, I'll bite.
00:53:36What am I doing here?
00:53:37What am I doing here?
00:53:41Bite.
00:54:08There's no use looking out here any further.
00:54:11We can't find anything.
00:54:12How do you know?
00:54:13How do I know anything?
00:54:14I give up, Sheriff.
00:54:15How do you know anything?
00:54:20Give me that badge.
00:54:22Why, I got a notion.
00:54:25Hmm.
00:54:26When did you say so?
00:54:31Well, Sheriff?
00:54:32What do you think?
00:54:35Well, Sheriff?
00:54:39I'll be hearing from you.
00:55:05Oh!
00:55:08Now do you understand, dear?
00:55:11Yes, I think I do.
00:55:14These belong to you.
00:55:16You might like to keep them over for a while.
00:55:20I'll be back.
00:55:22I'll be back.
00:55:23I'll be back.
00:55:24I'll be back.
00:55:25I'll be back.
00:55:26I'll be back.
00:55:27I'll be back.
00:55:28I'll be back.
00:55:29I'll be back.
00:55:30I'll be back.
00:55:31I'll be back.
00:55:32I'll be back.
00:55:33I'll be back shortly.
00:55:51From the first moment we met,
00:55:53I knew that life could never hold anything else for me.
00:55:56Without you, nothing would be worthwhile.
00:55:59Our love is something bigger than either of us.
00:56:02We can't fight against it, and I won't let him.
00:56:05Please, dear, no matter what your father says,
00:56:08we have our own lives to live,
00:56:11and as long as I live.
00:56:14Help!
00:56:18Help!
00:56:19Help!
00:56:24Help!
00:56:25Help!
00:56:26Help!
00:56:33Help!
00:56:34Help!
00:56:35Help!
00:56:36Come on, down here!
00:56:37Come on, hurry up!
00:56:38Hurry up! Hurry up!
00:56:39Break this door here!
00:56:40Go on, burst it in!
00:56:41Help!
00:56:42Help!
00:56:43Help!
00:56:48Oh, my God!
00:56:49Come on!
00:56:50Come on!
00:56:51Step aside!
00:56:53Stick them up!
00:56:56Well, I'm a...
00:56:58Laverne!
00:56:59Put on that lamp!
00:57:00Oh, sir!
00:57:03What are you doing here?
00:57:05That's what I'd like to know.
00:57:06Don't tell him anything, Arthur.
00:57:08Oh, so there is something to tell.
00:57:10I knew right from the start that he was the guilty one.
00:57:13Tried to murder you, didn't he?
00:57:14I don't know.
00:57:15You were after those letters, eh, Arthur?
00:57:17She knows what we're after.
00:57:20We found this.
00:57:21Her pin in our room.
00:57:25I followed you in there.
00:57:27I'll tell you what I was doing in Arthur's room.
00:57:29I found this in the wastebasket and put it together.
00:57:31Ever since he received that telegram at dinner, I knew he was in trouble.
00:57:34Give me that.
00:57:35No, you don't.
00:57:36That's my property.
00:57:37What's in it doesn't concern any of you.
00:57:38No?
00:57:39It only warns Arthur of a shortage in his accounts, that's all.
00:57:42Oh, I see.
00:57:44A million dollars would have covered a lot of shortage, eh, Arthur?
00:57:47Oh, no.
00:57:48You're not pinning murder on me.
00:57:49I thought she'd stolen my telegram.
00:57:51I came in here to get it back.
00:57:53She was over there.
00:57:54But before I could speak to her...
00:57:56The lights went out.
00:57:57Then I heard her scream.
00:57:58That face!
00:58:00The next thing I knew, there was a struggle.
00:58:02I felt something grab at my throat.
00:58:04I tried to get loose.
00:58:06And after that, I don't remember.
00:58:08Doris, is this what you saw?
00:58:10Yes, that's it.
00:58:11Well, where did this come from?
00:58:12You're supposed to be a magician.
00:58:14Tell me.
00:58:17In this room, you nitwit.
00:58:20It belongs here.
00:58:29Where's Tom Dean?
00:58:30Why, I...
00:58:35Sheriff!
00:58:38Sheriff!
00:58:39He's here, Arthur.
00:58:43I just found this in his golf bag.
00:58:45I did like you said, Sheriff.
00:58:47Started in this room and went down the line until I got to his.
00:58:49Just got my hands on this when he walked in behind me and made a grab for me.
00:58:52It was locked in the closet.
00:58:53It was locked in the closet.
00:58:55You and I are taking a little trip to headquarters.
00:58:57Abner, give me that bracelet.
00:58:59Stop him!
00:59:02Stop him!
00:59:03Stop him!
00:59:07You better stay in here, Miss Waverly.
00:59:08You might get hurt.
00:59:09Come on, let's go to our room.
00:59:18Take it easy, Sheriff.
00:59:20He's not in here.
00:59:21I got an idea.
00:59:22Make him down in the hall.
00:59:23Go on.
00:59:29Where'd he go?
00:59:30He didn't come out here.
00:59:31That's funny.
00:59:33Maybe a little light would help you, Sheriff.
00:59:37Looks like he's a better magician than you, LaValle.
00:59:39You better climb down that balcony, wise guy.
00:59:41Sure, I was coming to that.
00:59:42Come on.
00:59:43Come on.
00:59:44Come on.
00:59:45Come on.
00:59:46Come on.
00:59:47Come on.
00:59:48Sure, I was coming to that.
00:59:50Abner.
00:59:51Yes, Chief?
00:59:52Go out in that balcony and take a look at that other room.
00:59:57See what you can find.
01:00:01Say, LaValle, are you trying to tell me my...
01:00:04LaValle.
01:00:05LaValle, where are you?
01:00:06Doing some of your work, top job.
01:00:10What are you doing in there?
01:00:11Not what you think, Sherlock.
01:00:13Say, don't you think I've got enough trouble
01:00:16I don't know, have you?
01:00:17Didn't say anything, Chief.
01:00:19Don't do that.
01:00:21Come on, Abner.
01:00:24Come on, LaValle.
01:00:26We haven't got any time to play games.
01:00:28LaValle.
01:00:31LaValle.
01:00:38He's gone.
01:00:39He must have disappeared, actually.
01:00:41Hm.
01:00:47That guy ain't no magician.
01:00:58Help me, Abner.
01:01:01Hm.
01:01:16Oh, you frightened me.
01:01:29I wanted to be sure you were all right.
01:01:47Dorothy, you must believe me.
01:01:48If I hadn't taken you out of that room,
01:01:50he'd have got you too, whoever he is.
01:01:52You must be.
01:01:53I know, Tom.
01:01:57Look out, Tom.
01:01:58Ah!
01:02:07Danno, pick him up, you.
01:02:09You're just in time, Sheriff.
01:02:11I was in here when he dragged Miss Waverly into that tunnel.
01:02:13To save her from you.
01:02:14I found out about that passageway
01:02:16when Abner took a shot at Danno.
01:02:18I was crossing from Arthur's room over to the next balcony
01:02:21when I saw a figure run into the hedge and disappear.
01:02:23First chance I got, I followed the hedge.
01:02:25It led to a secret entrance into the passageway.
01:02:27When I found Abner in my room, I
01:02:29knew the blowgun had been planted there by the murderer.
01:02:31I wanted to trap him.
01:02:33That's why I couldn't say anything to anybody.
01:02:35You planned it carefully, Danno.
01:02:37Those letters you stole from my daughter's trunk,
01:02:40you were upset, Jasper.
01:02:41This excitement's been too much for you.
01:02:43Unfortunately, Doc, I found this lying on the floor
01:02:47broken where you had forced the lock on that trunk.
01:02:50That's got to do with me.
01:02:52And I found this broken scalpel in your bag.
01:02:56You'll observe, Sheriff, they fit perfectly.
01:02:59Your health is affecting your mind, Jasper.
01:03:02It hasn't affected my eyes.
01:03:04Can you account for your cuff button
01:03:06in the hand of the murdered girl?
01:03:09You better come clean, Danno.
01:03:11Why did you kill that girl?
01:03:13I'll tell you why.
01:03:14She was his accomplice.
01:03:16And they were after my entire fortune.
01:03:18But when my granddaughter appeared,
01:03:20Danno thought the game was up.
01:03:21And so did she.
01:03:23Dead people don't talk.
01:03:25That's why you wouldn't give her a chance to expose you.
01:03:28The first mistake you made was when
01:03:30you put poison in the cup to make it look like suicide.
01:03:35The second was when you let me win all those games at cribby.
01:03:39Come on, Danno.
01:03:40I'm taking you to headquarters.
01:03:50Look here, Jasper.
01:03:51I examined that girl, and I didn't see any cuff button.
01:03:53Of course not, you nitwit.
01:03:55It was hanging loose in his cuff, and I just plucked it.
01:03:58He's certainly having his fun, isn't he?
01:04:00I told you I would have some fun for my money.
01:04:03What's the matter, Jane?
01:04:09Arthur, we might just as well go home.
01:04:11Elvira, take your bags to the car.
01:04:12Felix, you go with them.
01:04:13Arthur will need a lawyer now.
01:04:15As you say, Jasper.
01:04:17Stop that sniveling, or I won't give you the money
01:04:19to cover Arthur's shortage.
01:04:21Jasper, darling!
01:04:24Don't do that!
01:04:25Arthur!
01:04:26Arthur!
01:04:27Elvira, I saw you take something from the doctor's bag.
01:04:29What was it?
01:04:31Pardon me.
01:04:32I'll go and get a mince.
01:04:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:04:36Jasper!
01:04:37Jasper, buddy!
01:04:41There you are.
01:04:44I had to tie him up when he ran out of that secret panel.
01:04:47I couldn't have him gumming things up
01:04:49when I was to close the denim.
01:04:50Wait till I get my hands out of here.
01:04:52Where is that hate detective?
01:04:55Sheriff!
01:04:58Oh, Sheriff!
01:05:01Sheriff!
01:05:03Don't you want your handcuffs?
01:05:05I was coming to that.
01:05:07But try and get out of him, Hildenny.
01:05:09The great LaValle.
01:05:11Bah!
01:05:24Doris!
01:05:26We've got to break in a new act.
01:05:28That's what I'm doing.