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00:01:30Don't be long, Pete, will you?
00:01:45Keep your shirt on, slats.
00:01:46I'll be right back.
00:01:47Hello, Riley.
00:01:48Is my wife going on yet?
00:01:49No.
00:01:50You've got plenty of time.
00:01:51I hope you win your fight tonight.
00:01:52I got a fiver on you.
00:01:53Yeah?
00:01:54Well, when the fight's over, you'll have a tenner.
00:01:55And I'll be the new champion.
00:01:56Oh.
00:01:57OK.
00:01:58Good luck.
00:01:59Thanks.
00:02:00Hi, ma'am.
00:02:01Do you remember my name?
00:02:02Say, where you been all this last week?
00:02:03Now, listen, honey.
00:02:04I didn't come up here to argue with you, but I couldn't fight for the championship tonight
00:02:05without a good luck kiss from you.
00:02:06Ah.
00:02:07Come on.
00:02:08Come on.
00:02:09Come on.
00:02:10Come on.
00:02:11Come on.
00:02:12Come on.
00:02:13Come on.
00:02:14Come on.
00:02:15Come on.
00:02:16Come on.
00:02:17Come on.
00:02:18Come on.
00:02:19Come on.
00:02:20Come on.
00:02:21Come on.
00:02:22Come on.
00:02:23Come on.
00:02:24Come on.
00:02:25Come on.
00:02:26Come on.
00:02:27Come on.
00:02:28Come on.
00:02:29Come on.
00:02:30Come on.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:32Come on.
00:02:33Come on.
00:02:34Come on.
00:02:35Come on.
00:02:36Come on.
00:02:37Aren't you gonna, aren't you gonna make up?
00:02:38Ah, come on, ma'am.
00:02:39Give us a little kiss, huh?
00:02:40Oh, sure.
00:02:41I'll kiss you, for luck.
00:02:42There's more than you deserve.
00:02:43I know it, ma'am, you as well.
00:02:44And just as soon as I win the title, I'm gonna come rushin' right back to your arms.
00:02:45Yeah, I've heard that one before.
00:02:46No, no, but this time I mean it.
00:02:47On my way to the gentleman.
00:02:48Well, if you don't, it'll be the last time I'll wait for you.
00:02:51I won't keep you waiting, ma'am.
00:02:53And no blondes?
00:02:54No blondes.
00:02:55If there's any celebrating to be done, we'll do it together.
00:02:58That's a bargain. Now I gotta run along.
00:03:00But not before I kiss little Joey goodnight.
00:03:02Oh, no. Don't wake him up.
00:03:03I ain't seen a kid in a week. He's gotta wish me luck too, ain't he?
00:03:07Hi there, Joey. How's my little champ?
00:03:09Look at him, Mom. Ain't he a quirker?
00:03:11Leave him alone, Pete. Don't get him excited.
00:03:13Show me how you give him a corkscrew, huh?
00:03:15Huh?
00:03:16Oh, that's a boy. Did you see that?
00:03:19He's a real palooka.
00:03:21Give me a kiss.
00:03:23Well, too bad you can't be at the ringside to see the old massacre.
00:03:28Yeah?
00:03:29Now be sure you use that corkscrew in the ring.
00:03:33And not the full corks with it.
00:03:35Oh, sure, sure.
00:03:38Pete!
00:03:39Yeah?
00:03:47Good luck.
00:03:49Thanks, man.
00:04:07Hey, Pete, show us your corkscrew.
00:04:09Show us how you lock them out, huh?
00:04:10Yeah, come on, champ. Show us.
00:04:11Come on. All right, little boy.
00:04:13Well, I'll tell you just how it was, see?
00:04:15It all happened in a twinkling of an eye.
00:04:17I catches him coming in, see?
00:04:19And I nails him with the old reliable.
00:04:21Just like this.
00:04:23Watch this, baby. Watch this.
00:04:25Oh, Lord, do it again. I love it.
00:04:30Oh, congratulations, Miss Jan.
00:04:32What can I do for you?
00:04:34I'm looking for my husband.
00:04:36You just done.
00:04:37That's good.
00:04:42Yeah?
00:04:43Tell that to the Marines.
00:04:51She's at the cops.
00:04:54Hello, ma'am.
00:04:57How are you?
00:04:59Nice of you to be so interested.
00:05:01Oh, this is a private party, Mamie.
00:05:03You shut up.
00:05:04Oh, listen, ma'am.
00:05:05Trixie don't mean anything.
00:05:07I'll say she do.
00:05:09Are you coming away from this place with me tonight?
00:05:12You don't want me to walk out on my pals, do you?
00:05:14Are you coming along with me?
00:05:16Now listen, honey. Don't fly off the handle.
00:05:19If I walk out of this place without you tonight,
00:05:22I walk out for good.
00:05:23Good?
00:05:24I told you to shut up.
00:05:26Look here, Pete.
00:05:27You're on the wrong road, and you're walking fast.
00:05:30There ain't no way to talk to me, ma'am.
00:05:32I'm the champ.
00:05:33You're the champ.
00:05:35Oh, that champ sucker of Broadway.
00:05:38Too bad you didn't get a beating tonight.
00:05:41You won the fight, but you've lost Joey and me.
00:05:46And there's one other thing that I forgot.
00:05:49Ow!
00:05:50She hit me.
00:05:52He's not the only one in the family who carries a wallop.
00:05:57She's mad at me.
00:06:06I'm in Variety this week, Crystal.
00:06:08In the has-been column.
00:06:09I sort of feel like a has-been myself.
00:06:13Why, Crystal, don't you love the trees and the flowers and the chickens?
00:06:18Say nothing of the roosters.
00:06:19Right now, the only rooster I'd like to see
00:06:22is a black one strutting down Lenox Avenue.
00:06:26Crystal, I'm sorry.
00:06:27I'm sorry.
00:06:28I'm sorry.
00:06:29I'm sorry.
00:06:30I'm sorry.
00:06:31I'm sorry.
00:06:32I'm sorry.
00:06:33I'm sorry.
00:06:34Crystal.
00:06:36I've sort of missed the old town, too.
00:06:39But it's been worth it.
00:06:45Joe!
00:06:46Huh?
00:06:47Listen.
00:06:48What is it, Mom?
00:06:49While you're way back from the station,
00:06:51I want you to stop and get me a spool of black thread.
00:06:54Number 60.
00:06:55Of what color?
00:06:56Why, black, you must.
00:06:58Light or dark?
00:07:00I'm gonna sell that radio
00:07:02if you keep on repeating them bum jokes.
00:07:04Okay.
00:07:05Number 60, black.
00:07:09Drive me up, honey.
00:07:10There's a customer.
00:07:11Drive me up to the stand.
00:07:12Up on.
00:07:13Here we go.
00:07:18Yes, ma'am.
00:07:19How much are your eggs?
00:07:2132 cents a dozen.
00:07:23Why, they're mighty small eggs for the price you're asking.
00:07:26Yes, ma'am, I know.
00:07:27But you must remember that an egg is a whole day's work for a hen.
00:07:31Well!
00:07:32Joe, you better get those eggs down to the station.
00:07:34Oh, yes.
00:07:35Mom will take care of it.
00:07:37Well, what can I do for you, madam?
00:07:39Those are very small eggs for the price you're asking.
00:07:42Well, what do you expect the hens to lay?
00:07:44Watermelon?
00:07:56Hello.
00:07:57Good afternoon, Mrs. Beluga.
00:07:58Any mail?
00:07:59Yeah, a couple of letters for you.
00:08:02Bad news, Mrs. Beluga?
00:08:05No news at all.
00:08:07Just a semi-annual report.
00:08:09We don't see much of Mr. Beluga around these parts, do we?
00:08:13No, and you never will.
00:08:26Well, you're going to hold on to me, huh?
00:08:32It's murder!
00:08:33It's the gallows!
00:08:35What happened?
00:08:36Was I struck by lightning?
00:08:38Pleased to meet you, stranger.
00:08:40Are you hurt?
00:08:41Are you going to give me that money?
00:08:43Ingrate!
00:08:44Throwing me, your manager, out of my own car!
00:08:46Are you going to give me that money?
00:08:48I'm giving you a slight coil on my lip.
00:08:50That's contempt that's browsing over my features, dynamite!
00:08:53Nothing but contempt!
00:08:54It's contempt, isn't it?
00:08:55Yes!
00:08:56Hey!
00:08:57What, boss?
00:08:58What's brawn against brains?
00:09:00Mentally, I got you late, dynamite!
00:09:02Oh, yeah?
00:09:03No, wait, wait.
00:09:04You can't do that.
00:09:05I can't do what?
00:09:06That.
00:09:07How would you like a good punch in the nose?
00:09:09Oh, I wouldn't like that at all.
00:09:11No?
00:09:16Pinch me, I've got hallucinations.
00:09:18I'm sorry, but you made me do it.
00:09:20He's apologizing for his own strength.
00:09:22Never mind him.
00:09:24Say, an idea is voiced into my brain.
00:09:27An idea is voiced into my brain like a bombshell.
00:09:30First, let me introduce myself.
00:09:32I'm Nobby Walsh.
00:09:33I manage fighters.
00:09:35Prize fighters?
00:09:36Right.
00:09:37You just knocked out my best fighter.
00:09:39And that makes me your manager, if you believe in science.
00:09:42You mean you think I can be a fighter?
00:09:44Think?
00:09:45After seeing that right hook of yours knock out Dynamite Wilson?
00:09:48Dynamite Wilson?
00:09:50I can make a great leather pusher out of you.
00:09:53I'm telling you, it's in the cards.
00:09:55What you see here is no coincidence.
00:09:57It's destiny at the crossroads.
00:09:59What's your name?
00:10:00Joe...
00:10:03It's thievery.
00:10:04It's confiscation.
00:10:05That's what it is.
00:10:06I'll get them for you.
00:10:09I'll let him have it.
00:10:10I only made one payment.
00:10:11The finance company will get it anyway.
00:10:13As I was saying...
00:10:15Ain't you listening, Joe?
00:10:17I've got to get these eggs on the train.
00:10:19Eggs? With a right hand punch like you got?
00:10:21Sign this contract and you won't ever have to look a neg in the face again.
00:10:25I wish I could, but I can't.
00:10:27Now listen to me.
00:10:28You can't turn this down.
00:10:30I'm telling you...
00:10:31Why it's heart-rending to see a guy like you wasting his talent with pigs and chickens.
00:10:37You're right.
00:10:38I'd sign in a minute, but I got more reasons not to.
00:10:42Well, what are they?
00:10:43Well...
00:10:44They're more reasons.
00:10:47It ain't healthy living in a country.
00:10:49Look at me.
00:10:50Raised on gasoline fumes and carbon monoxide.
00:10:53The picture of vigorous vitality.
00:10:55Now, I've always wanted to be a fighter, but...
00:10:58Well, why can't you be?
00:11:00My mom hates anything to do with fighting.
00:11:03On account of...
00:11:05Well, you see, my dad was Pete Palooka.
00:11:08Did you say Palooka?
00:11:10The grand old champ?
00:11:11Yeah, and he was great in his day.
00:11:14Boy!
00:11:15The fortune is smacking us on the head with a champagne bottle.
00:11:18We're launched.
00:11:19Can't you see your name on the billboards?
00:11:21Joe Palooka.
00:11:22The son of the grand old champ.
00:11:25Boy, I'm gonna exploit you.
00:11:26Popped at the headline.
00:11:27Make your champion like your dear old dad.
00:11:30I can see it now.
00:11:31You're in the ring training punches.
00:11:33The other guy is generous and he gives you a two-for-one.
00:11:35He clips you on the chin.
00:11:37But I'm undaunted.
00:11:38Then comes a critical moment.
00:11:40The turning point.
00:11:41You're later at low.
00:11:42Foul, they cry.
00:11:43But we're triumphant.
00:11:45The referee counts them out.
00:11:47With shouts and cheers, they hail young Joe Palooka.
00:11:50The new champion.
00:11:52Gosh, it was kind of sudden.
00:11:55Sign.
00:11:56Sign on the dotted line.
00:11:58Sign.
00:11:59Sign.
00:12:00Sign.
00:12:01Sign.
00:12:02You'll hear from me.
00:12:04I'll write for you.
00:12:05You'll hear from me.
00:12:09I got the world by the elbow.
00:12:18Well, Joe, what are you doing?
00:12:22Just hitting that bag.
00:12:24Well, don't you feel well?
00:12:26Oh, I feel fine.
00:12:29Ann, opportunity has knocked at my door.
00:12:32I'm going to be a leather pusher.
00:12:34What?
00:12:35Sure.
00:12:36I'm going to breathe carbon monoxide and gasoline fumes
00:12:39instead of fresh air.
00:12:40What?
00:12:41I'm going to breathe carbon monoxide and gasoline fumes
00:12:44instead of fresh air.
00:12:45What are you talking about?
00:12:47I'm going to the city to be a fighter.
00:12:49I can see my name in lights right now.
00:12:51Joe Palooka, the champion of the world.
00:12:53Just like my dad.
00:12:55You mean you're going to be a prize fighter?
00:12:57Sure.
00:12:58And I know I'm doing right.
00:12:59You know things are bad here on the farm.
00:13:02The only thing that worries me is I can't tell Mom.
00:13:04Oh, you've got to tell her you're going away, Joe.
00:13:07Oh, of course.
00:13:08I don't mean that.
00:13:09I mean I can't tell her I'm going to be a fighter.
00:13:11You know how she feels about that.
00:13:13But I'll tell her after I've made good.
00:13:15And boy, won't she be proud of me.
00:13:17And I will too, Joe.
00:13:19Sure you will.
00:13:20But you've got to promise me you won't tell Mom anything about it.
00:13:23I promise.
00:13:24And you wish me luck, won't you?
00:13:25Oh, with all my heart, Joey.
00:13:27And I'll be pulling for you.
00:13:29That'll be swell.
00:13:31Well, when do you intend to leave?
00:13:33Oh, the sooner the better.
00:13:35I wish I were going right now.
00:13:37Well, why so soon?
00:13:39Well, why so soon?
00:13:41So as I could give you a goodbye kiss.
00:13:45Well, why wait?
00:13:47Huh?
00:13:48Why wait?
00:13:51Oh.
00:13:52Well.
00:13:54Oh, Joe.
00:13:55Joe.
00:13:56Time for supper, dear.
00:13:57Come in.
00:13:58Uh-huh.
00:13:59Remember.
00:14:05Oh, come on, Mom.
00:14:07Please say you'll let me go.
00:14:10What is the business this Mr. Walsh is in?
00:14:13Well, he's in the leather business.
00:14:17What do you know about the leather business?
00:14:19Well, I'm strong.
00:14:21And Mr. Walsh says he can teach me to...
00:14:23Oh.
00:14:25Oh, Mom, you've got to let me go.
00:14:31All right, Joe.
00:14:32If you've made up your mind.
00:14:34I don't suppose there's anything I can say or do that'll stop you.
00:14:37Oh, thanks, Mom.
00:14:38Gee, that's fine.
00:14:40Oh, I knew this time would come.
00:14:42And I prepared myself for it.
00:14:44But now that it is here...
00:14:48You don't know how I dread the thought of your leaving.
00:14:52Oh, you mustn't feel that way.
00:14:54I'm not a baby anymore.
00:14:57You are to me, son.
00:15:01You don't know how I shall miss you.
00:15:04And I'll miss you too, Mom.
00:15:06Will you, Joe?
00:15:09Oh, but...
00:15:11I'll make good and then I can get you everything you deserve.
00:15:18Just be a good boy, Joe.
00:15:21That's all I want.
00:15:26Well, goodbye, Mom.
00:15:29I'm going to make you proud of me.
00:15:30I am proud of you, Joe.
00:15:31And I'm going to stay proud of you.
00:15:33Remember, you're my son, Slug.
00:15:35And act accordingly.
00:15:39Goodbye.
00:15:40Goodbye, Ann.
00:15:41Goodbye, Joe.
00:15:42Onward!
00:15:43Onward!
00:15:45Goodbye.
00:15:46Goodbye, Joey!
00:15:50Goodbye.
00:15:51I'll write to you.
00:15:56How do you feel?
00:15:57Oh, fine.
00:15:58I just had a great big supper.
00:16:00Now, remember, toy with him like you would a weakling.
00:16:03Kidd Levine, you're on.
00:16:05That's us.
00:16:06Oh, gosh, Nobby.
00:16:08I feel kind of queer in my knees.
00:16:10The accustomary stage fright.
00:16:11Every prima donna gets it.
00:16:13Forget it.
00:16:14Nobby, I...
00:16:15Forget it and get going.
00:16:16Who?
00:16:17Just a minute.
00:16:18Nobby, it's you.
00:16:19I'll be with you in a minute to see the slaughter of Kidd Levine.
00:16:22I'll wait for you, Nobby.
00:16:24Go with Whitey.
00:16:25I'll be right with you.
00:16:26Come on, he'll be with you.
00:16:27Go ahead.
00:16:28Hello?
00:16:29Who?
00:16:30Dynamite Wilson?
00:16:32What?
00:16:34You're going to sue me, huh?
00:16:37Say, that ain't Dynamite Wilson.
00:16:40Now he's trying to pull another one of his bastards.
00:16:43I'm letting you know that the name of Dynamite Wilson is copyrighted.
00:16:46Yeah, you double-crossing chiseler.
00:16:48Excuse me, I'm being paid.
00:16:50Never mind the phone.
00:16:51What's on your mind, Rafferty?
00:16:52Listen, I signed Dynamite Wilson.
00:16:54What do you mean by sneaking a substitute in on me?
00:16:56Listen, Rafferty, you got me wrong.
00:16:58This boy ain't no substitute.
00:17:00Why, he knocked out Dynamite Wilson like you and I would swat a fly.
00:17:03I'm telling you, he's sensational.
00:17:05He's got a kick like a mule.
00:17:07He's the biggest thing the ring ever saw.
00:17:10Listen to that, will you?
00:17:11Why, he's slicing Levine to pieces.
00:17:13He's tearing him apart like a herring.
00:17:16Get that sound effect, Rafferty.
00:17:18Am I chuckling?
00:17:20He's rendering that poor Armenian to smithereens.
00:17:24Why is that crowd a-frockin'-a-frollin'?
00:17:26I'll tell you.
00:17:27They're hailing a new sensation of the squared circle.
00:17:30Like Pomeranium is breaking loose.
00:17:40What happened?
00:17:41One punch.
00:17:43So you had to ask, huh?
00:17:45Am I haunted by misfortune?
00:17:47Does disaster dog my footsteps?
00:17:49Me, with an unbroken record of defeats.
00:17:52All right, I'll take the loser's place.
00:17:53Fifty dollars.
00:17:54You'll take 20 bucks or nothing.
00:17:56Oh, so you're mercenary, huh?
00:17:58Or is it nothing?
00:17:59I'll take the 20.
00:18:00I was reaching for the moon.
00:18:02What an eclipse.
00:18:04Eclipse yourself and that mug out of here.
00:18:09A name that's worth a million dollars and he's made out of marshmallows.
00:18:13Mom!
00:18:15Mom!
00:18:19What happened?
00:18:21I lost.
00:18:22You've been peekin'.
00:18:24Why didn't you fight like I told you?
00:18:26I did.
00:18:27But after we got started, he whispered to me and told me to take it easy on account of his wife and kids,
00:18:33and then...
00:18:34I don't remember anymore.
00:18:36I might have known you'd fall for that old gag.
00:18:39Here's five.
00:18:41That makes me generosity itself.
00:18:44Here's five more, just to ease my conscience.
00:18:47Stick him under the shower, give him a rub and turn him loose.
00:18:50So long, kid.
00:18:52I'm not sore.
00:18:53Heavy enough, Polly and has his water loo.
00:18:56Mr. Walsh seems to be disappointed in me.
00:18:59No, he's just mad at the other fella.
00:19:05Well, kid, better luck next time.
00:19:10Who was that gentleman?
00:19:12That's Mr. Levine.
00:19:14Levine?
00:19:15Yes, the man who knocked you out.
00:19:19Oh, I thought his face looked familiar.
00:19:22I just saw your boy fight.
00:19:24Go ahead, step on the corn to my wounded spirit.
00:19:27No, the boy's got a lot of color.
00:19:29Yeah, he's got so much color that I'm seein' red.
00:19:31No, no, I mean he tries and he ain't dangerous.
00:19:34Rub it in.
00:19:35Right now, the boy's on his way back to the farm.
00:19:38I, uh, I thought I might be able to use him.
00:19:40What for? Pitchin' hay?
00:19:42No, with McSwatt.
00:19:44You mean to fight the champ?
00:19:45Sure, I got McSwatt on a barnstorming tour.
00:19:48The commissioner insists on a championship fight.
00:19:51And I gotta have a safe setup.
00:19:52Continue, your words interest me.
00:19:54And you, uh, you know, uh...
00:19:56Goodbye, Whitey.
00:19:57Goodbye, Joe.
00:19:58Thanks for everything.
00:19:59That's all right, Joe.
00:20:03Joe, where you goin', pal?
00:20:05I don't know.
00:20:06I hate to go back home.
00:20:08You ain't goin' back home.
00:20:09I just signed you up for another fight.
00:20:11You'll be a sensation.
00:20:12Guess who you're gonna fight?
00:20:13Guess who?
00:20:14Who?
00:20:15The champion, Al McSwatt.
00:20:19Well, uh, does he want to fight me?
00:20:21Why, sure.
00:20:22Well, but now, do you think I'm good enough?
00:20:25Adult reason, huh?
00:20:26Maybe I forgot to tell you a couple of things I know about fightin'.
00:20:29Say, leave it to me.
00:20:30I'll make you the Einstein of the square circle.
00:20:33But remember this.
00:20:34McSwatt ain't got no wife and no children either.
00:20:37That a boy.
00:20:38Hey, come on.
00:20:39You really gonna fight him?
00:20:40Now you listen to me, Nina.
00:20:42I know McSwatt's there.
00:20:44Shh, shh.
00:20:45Oh, he say that he got a fight for you.
00:20:48Shall I take it?
00:20:49Sure, we can use the money.
00:20:50Sure, you need another bracelet anyway.
00:20:52Oh, you're sweet, baby.
00:20:53I'll take that fight.
00:20:54What?
00:20:55Yeah, yeah.
00:20:56Have I what?
00:20:59Sure, I'll be ready to meet any palooka on the 29th.
00:21:02Sure, I've been doin' plenty of road work.
00:21:04Hey, Doc!
00:21:06We found some roads you never heard of.
00:21:09My baby's in swell shape.
00:21:12I can say the same for Nina.
00:21:14All right, good night.
00:21:16Good night, Doc.
00:21:17Good night, so long, so long.
00:21:18Oh, baby, looks like it's all gotta start trainin'.
00:21:20Well, come on, let's go.
00:21:21Let's start.
00:21:23Ready?
00:21:24Ready.
00:21:25Alley-oop.
00:21:27Oh, boy, it's gonna be fun.
00:21:29All right.
00:21:33Hello, Mrs. Palooka.
00:21:34Hello, Ann, dear.
00:21:36I heard from Joe today.
00:21:38So did I.
00:21:39He says he's doing fine working for that fella, Walsh.
00:21:42Ladies and gentlemen, this is WXA broadcasting the news events of the day.
00:21:47In the sporting world, fight fans are looking forward with great interest to the championship bout tonight
00:21:52between Al McSwatt and Joe Palooka, the challenger.
00:21:55Joe Palooka is the son of the grand old champ Pete Palooka, since retired,
00:21:59who will long be remembered affectionately by the fans for his famous corkscrew punch.
00:22:03In arrogance at...
00:22:09Ann, did you know about this?
00:22:12Oh, Mrs. Palooka, Joe didn't mean to deceive you.
00:22:15But he didn't want you to know that he was a fighter until he made good.
00:22:20Well, if Joe wants to be a fighter, I won't be able to stop him.
00:22:26He's got his father's blood in him.
00:22:28But if I had that Joe here tonight, I'd show him who's the fighter in this family.
00:22:33You mustn't say that.
00:22:34Joe's a good boy.
00:22:35Of course he is.
00:22:36And so is his father.
00:22:37Now, fine, a more upstanding guy never lived than Pete Palooka.
00:22:40Well, I mean, until success changed him.
00:22:43But it won't change Joe. I know it won't.
00:22:45Oh, is that so?
00:22:46You don't know these Palookas.
00:22:48I married one.
00:22:50The only thing to save Joe tonight would be if he loses.
00:22:53Don't say that.
00:22:54No?
00:22:57Give me Western Union.
00:23:08That's a funny way of wishing a fella luck.
00:23:11Maybe it's just a typographical error.
00:23:15Oh, I'll show her.
00:23:16I'll show everybody.
00:23:19Oh, gee, I nearly hit you.
00:23:21Wait a minute.
00:23:22Save some of that pep for the fight.
00:23:24You'll need us.
00:23:28There was a big swap there.
00:23:29Where?
00:23:30At Horro Park.
00:23:31No, he wasn't there.
00:23:32I looked in his apartment.
00:23:33He wasn't there.
00:23:34I looked in his apartment.
00:23:35He wasn't there.
00:23:36I looked in his apartment, too.
00:23:37The house was a sellout.
00:23:38Nobody knows where he is.
00:23:39And he should have been here 20 minutes ago.
00:23:42Hello.
00:23:43Give me the Golden Slip of Cafe.
00:23:45And you try the Clover Club and see if McSwatt's there.
00:23:47Okay.
00:23:48And you call up the Lido Club.
00:23:49Okay, boss.
00:23:50Hello. Hello.
00:23:51This is Doc Wise speaking.
00:23:52Is McSwatt there?
00:23:53No, McSwatt left here an hour ago.
00:23:55McSwatt there?
00:23:57McSwatt left half an hour ago.
00:23:59McSwatt there?
00:24:00McSwatt left here 15 minutes ago.
00:24:03Here he comes now, Doc.
00:24:07Hello, Doc.
00:24:08I'm here.
00:24:09I talked to the chap.
00:24:10Thanks.
00:24:11Thanks to you for showing up for your own fight.
00:24:13What fight?
00:24:14Meeting that setup will be like shadow boxing.
00:24:16Come on, baby.
00:24:17You must take a shower.
00:24:18Come on.
00:24:19And you take the air.
00:24:21Okay, growing pains.
00:24:27See if you can sober him up.
00:24:28He's in pretty bad shape, Doc.
00:24:31Maybe I ought to call the fight off.
00:24:33There he is.
00:24:34Maybe I ought to call the fight off.
00:24:36That ain't a bad idea.
00:24:37That settles it.
00:24:38The fight's off.
00:24:39You can't do that.
00:24:40The house is full of them.
00:24:41So are you.
00:24:42Fine.
00:24:43I've been cheated.
00:24:44Who is it?
00:24:45It's me, Nobby.
00:24:47The fight's off.
00:24:48What?
00:24:49Look at him.
00:24:51Hiya, Nobby.
00:24:53Don't talk like that, Doc.
00:24:55Can you afford to lose that money?
00:24:56We're only getting 500.
00:24:57And we'll have to use that for doctor bills.
00:24:59McSwatt's in no condition to fight.
00:25:01He's in no condition to fight?
00:25:03Hey, you should see Palooka.
00:25:04He's so scared he's fainted.
00:25:06Why, I'm afraid we'll have to carry him into the ring.
00:25:08And I'll do.
00:25:09Safely.
00:25:10But, Mac, you let him stay a couple of rounds, won't you?
00:25:12Sure, Nobby, sure.
00:25:13That a boy.
00:25:14Say, you've seen my boy fight.
00:25:16He couldn't hit McSwatt with a handful of rice.
00:25:18Come on, be a good guy.
00:25:19Don't call off the fight.
00:25:20Let me make that 500.
00:25:22Go ahead, Doc.
00:25:23I'll knock him off.
00:25:24All right.
00:25:25Take him to the shower.
00:25:26That a boy, Doc.
00:25:27But remember, don't you try to double-cross me.
00:25:29Why, Doc, I'm astounded.
00:25:31Your words cut me like a knife.
00:25:32You know my reputation for this integrity.
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:36That's what worries me.
00:25:38It's a lie.
00:25:41Like that.
00:25:42That's it.
00:25:43Right down there.
00:25:44Am I a general?
00:25:45Am I a mastermind?
00:25:46What happened?
00:25:47Don't ask no questions.
00:25:48You're as good as champion right now.
00:25:50Yeah?
00:25:51Is there anything else you want to tell me before a fight?
00:25:53No.
00:25:54Only remember, this guy ain't got no wife and kids.
00:25:57Oh.
00:25:58He isn't married at all.
00:25:59Right.
00:26:00Right.
00:26:01Everything is set for the big battle.
00:26:03However, if my dope is correct, this fight's going to be just one of those things.
00:26:07Oh, yeah?
00:26:08Well, Mr. Joe ain't no slouch.
00:26:10His pa was neat.
00:26:11Both fighters and managers gathered around the referee.
00:26:13Shake hands.
00:26:14Come out fighting.
00:26:15Good luck to both of you.
00:26:16Pleased to meet you, Mr. McSwatt.
00:26:21Come on, baby.
00:26:22Knock him out in the first round.
00:26:24Don't forget, we got to go play, kid.
00:26:26OK, honey.
00:26:27All right, kid.
00:26:28Forget that baby.
00:26:29Sit down.
00:26:32Come on.
00:26:43You bowl him over as soon as you can.
00:26:45I'll carry him along for a couple of rounds.
00:26:47Carry him nothing.
00:26:48Knock him out right away.
00:26:49It's all right, Doc.
00:26:52Look at that sucker, will ya?
00:26:53Just look him right in the eye.
00:26:54Just look him right in the eye.
00:26:55Here.
00:26:56It's half the battle.
00:26:57Here.
00:26:58Go ahead.
00:26:59Take it.
00:27:02Now remember, protect your stomach.
00:27:04Sure, sure.
00:27:05I know you're full of booze.
00:27:14I swallowed it.
00:27:16Oh.
00:27:17That was enough for the first round.
00:27:32Kill him, baby.
00:27:33Kill him, baby.
00:27:34Kill him, baby.
00:27:38Come on.
00:27:39Don't heckle that champ, Joe.
00:27:40No.
00:27:41He's got a system of nature.
00:27:48Hey, lady.
00:27:49Keep your seat.
00:27:50I think I had one with my seat.
00:27:52Well, keep it out of my face.
00:27:57McSwatt, two jabs at Palooka.
00:27:58Palooka misses him with a wild right.
00:28:01Oh, I'll die if he doesn't win.
00:28:03I'll die if he does.
00:28:04I can't listen to anyone.
00:28:12That's enough, Joe.
00:28:13Give it up.
00:28:14I'll do it for the dynamite.
00:28:18Never touch this, Joe.
00:28:19Come on, Joe.
00:28:20Walk in close.
00:28:22That's another right and left across.
00:28:24And Mr. Palooka is very wobbly, backing back on his heels.
00:28:27You had better start heating the coffee, I'll say.
00:28:30And again, Mr. McSwatt rushes in.
00:28:35Now, in la panza.
00:28:37La panza.
00:28:38In la panza.
00:28:39La panza.
00:28:40He's going to shoot at you.
00:28:42Be careful.
00:28:44La panza.
00:28:45La panza.
00:28:46He's going to shoot at you.
00:28:48He's going to shoot at you.
00:28:50La panza.
00:28:53I told him to protect his stomach.
00:29:03Second quarter.
00:29:04Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:29:15McSwatt is out.
00:29:17Oh, he won the race.
00:29:19The winner.
00:29:25I didn't know he was going to be saved.
00:29:27I hit him right in the la panza.
00:29:29You're too nice.
00:29:30You're too nice.
00:29:41Bow to your father.
00:29:42Bow to your father.
00:29:50Well, folks, it was a great fight and an even greater surprise.
00:29:53A new champion has been found in the person of Joe Palooka.
00:29:56Fans must all remember the famous Pete Palooka, the new champ's father.
00:30:00You said it, another Palooka champion.
00:30:02I told you, but my son couldn't fight.
00:30:04Come on, come on, come on.
00:30:05Come on, will I tell you.
00:30:06I'm going to buy a drink for everybody now.
00:30:09Listen to me, you hand-eater.
00:30:12Leave my relations out of this.
00:30:14You crossed me.
00:30:15You can't get away with this.
00:30:17The monkey always won on a fluke.
00:30:19You've got to give me another match.
00:30:21Your fight a loss because you couldn't keep him out of nightclubs.
00:30:24Now, I've got a problem, too.
00:30:26I've got to keep my boy out of the ring.
00:30:28With them words, I'll leave you.
00:30:30Please, Mr. Palooka, will you say something to your public?
00:30:33It's a pleasure.
00:30:34Palooka will be a fighting champ.
00:30:36He'll meet all comers.
00:30:38You are now listening to a voice of Nobby Wallace, a champion's manager.
00:30:42I attribute his success to my strenuous discipline.
00:30:45Palooka will meet all comers in physical combat as frequently as frequently permits.
00:30:50And if frequently don't show up soon enough, we'll go looking for him.
00:30:53Please, please, I want Mr. Palooka to say something to the listeners.
00:30:55I rest my case.
00:30:57Please, Mr. Palooka.
00:30:59Well, I hardly know what to say,
00:31:03except I hope you all enjoyed the fight as much as I did.
00:31:07And if my ma's listening in, and I hope she is,
00:31:10well, I just want her to understand that I'm following in the footsteps of my dad.
00:31:14Well, if you do, I'll break your neck.
00:31:16And I'd like to say hello to somebody else back home.
00:31:22Hello, Ann.
00:31:23Hello, Joe.
00:31:25Thanks.
00:31:26Oh, and ma, it's kind of cold here in the city.
00:31:29Will you look in a bureau and see if I've got an extra pair of those long woolen underdrawers?
00:31:34Goodbye, mom.
00:31:39Come on, champ.
00:31:40Come on, make room for me.
00:31:41Hello, champ.
00:31:42Oh, you were wonderful.
00:31:43You were marvelous.
00:31:44I congratulate you.
00:31:46I wish you'd do me the honor to be my guest tonight at the Paradise Club.
00:31:51You see, I work there.
00:31:53I wish you'd come over and see me.
00:31:55Won't you, please?
00:31:57Nobby.
00:31:58Oh, please do.
00:31:59I will make you very happy.
00:32:01Nobby.
00:32:02Oh, please do come.
00:32:04Nobby.
00:32:05Oh, you're such a sweet boy.
00:32:09I'd all be sorry
00:32:11Honey is all that you
00:32:14Life could be milk and honey
00:32:18Honey, it's up to you
00:32:22Won't you like me a little bit less
00:32:25And won't you love me a little bit more
00:32:28If you love me a little bit
00:32:30Love me a little bit more
00:32:38Love me a little bit more
00:32:55My eyes could all be sunny
00:32:58Sunny is all that you
00:33:01Life could be milk and honey
00:33:05Honey, it's up to you
00:33:08Not me
00:33:28Gosh, you sing good.
00:33:30I sing good tonight because my heart is full of happiness.
00:33:44I had it especially made for you.
00:33:46Oh, gosh.
00:33:47Thanks.
00:33:50Will you give me the honor of being the first one to dance with the new champion?
00:33:54Sure.
00:33:56It's all right.
00:33:57Get that, Doc.
00:33:58He steals my title and now he's got my girl.
00:34:00Sit down.
00:34:01Don't be a chump.
00:34:02Sit down.
00:34:03You can call me tighter.
00:34:05I like it.
00:34:10I love it.
00:34:13The beginning of the end.
00:34:14That dame will change my gold mine into a nickel's worth of pennies.
00:34:17Oh, don't let it worry you, Dobby.
00:34:22Gosh, it's getting kind of hot in here, isn't it?
00:34:25Well, would you like to go outside and have a little bit of fresh air?
00:34:29Ain't a bad idea.
00:34:31All right, we can do it.
00:34:38Hey, Walsh.
00:34:39Sit down, fellas.
00:34:40The check will be here in a minute.
00:34:42Listen, you mug, I'm entitled to a return match and I'm going to get it.
00:34:45If you do, I hope I faint over your dead body.
00:34:48Well, if I don't, I'll knock over that chump of yours right here.
00:34:51Luka won that title on a fluke.
00:34:53He's no more a champ than you're an Indian.
00:34:55I am an Indian.
00:34:56And my name is Sitting Pretty.
00:34:58Yes, and if I don't get a rematch, you'll be Laying Pretty.
00:35:03A white man can now go scrammy.
00:35:10Mr. Walsh, a boy left a couple of telegrams.
00:35:12For me? No, for the time.
00:35:13My marriage will be non-existent.
00:35:16Another dame.
00:35:17You telling me?
00:35:18I just unloaded one.
00:35:28That's different.
00:35:29Where's the champ?
00:35:30He just left the joint with that Madeira dame.
00:35:32What?
00:35:33That dame will ruin that kid.
00:35:34Where's my hat?
00:35:35Go get it.
00:35:36I'll get it.
00:35:37I'll get it.
00:35:38I'll get it.
00:35:39I'll get it.
00:35:40I'll get it.
00:35:41I'll get it.
00:35:42I'll get it.
00:35:43I'll get it.
00:35:44Where's my hat?
00:35:45Give him my hat.
00:35:46What are you getting excited about?
00:35:47He can't fight anyhow.
00:35:48No, but he can punch.
00:35:50And as soon as he learns how to box, he'll be okay.
00:35:52Maybe you're right.
00:35:53Whitey, I got to save him from that dame.
00:35:55She's poison to champs.
00:35:57How are you going to do it?
00:35:58I'll go on a make for her myself.
00:36:00I'll go to work on her with my swarf poison on me.
00:36:02And I'll sweep her off her feet with my long eyelashes.
00:36:05I'll be terrific.
00:36:06I'll be a typhoon.
00:36:07Whitey, do me a favor.
00:36:09Call me up at Nina's apartment.
00:36:11What'll I talk about?
00:36:12Talk about a minute.
00:36:13That'll be enough.
00:36:18How do you feel now, sweet?
00:36:20Kind of sleepy.
00:36:22Sleepy?
00:36:23Oh, I'll fix you up right now.
00:36:26Come on.
00:36:30Now, just relax.
00:36:32Now, I'm going to get you a little drink more.
00:36:34Oh, you better not.
00:36:35I'm not used to it.
00:36:37Oh, you'll get used to it.
00:36:40Well...
00:36:41Here.
00:36:42Take a little seat over here.
00:36:43Oh, I wouldn't.
00:36:44It'll ruin your couch.
00:36:45Oh, never mind.
00:36:48Now, is there anything else I can do for you?
00:36:53You've been so awfully nice to me.
00:36:56I could be nicer.
00:36:58Well, if it's not asking too much.
00:37:01Yes.
00:37:03I would like a cheese sandwich.
00:37:07A cheese sandwich?
00:37:09American cheese.
00:37:10That's the kind I like best.
00:37:12Sometimes I used to eat two or three a day.
00:37:14Oh, you're so cute.
00:37:17Oh.
00:37:18Oh, I'm awfully sorry.
00:37:19Oh, my goodness.
00:37:20Oh.
00:37:21You're all wet.
00:37:22You must take them off.
00:37:24Oh, I hardly think it's necessary.
00:37:26Oh, yes, yes.
00:37:27What'll happen to me if you catch a cold?
00:37:28Come on.
00:37:29Change it.
00:37:30Huh?
00:37:31Can I help you?
00:37:32I'd rather not.
00:37:33Oh, it's nothing.
00:37:34I've had wet pants before.
00:37:36I fell in a river once and I didn't take long.
00:37:44Who is it?
00:37:45It's Knobby.
00:37:46I got a cable for Joe.
00:37:47Oh.
00:37:48Where is he?
00:37:49He's in the...
00:37:50Well, I don't think I'll have to take off my pants, Miss Madeira.
00:37:53A magician.
00:37:54I underestimated you.
00:37:58Sorry to disturb you, champ, but here's a cable from your dad.
00:38:02Oh.
00:38:06Nice homey place you got here.
00:38:11Too bad my mom couldn't have sent me a nice wire like this.
00:38:15Oh, the phone.
00:38:16Huh?
00:38:17I'll get it.
00:38:18Phone?
00:38:21Hello?
00:38:22Yes, he's here, Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:24No, no, not Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:26I'm Whitey, Knobby.
00:38:27Whitey, do you remember?
00:38:28You told me to call you up and...
00:38:30Yes, ma'am.
00:38:31I phoned her, Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:32My mom.
00:38:34I'll send him right back to the hotel.
00:38:37Yes, ma'am.
00:38:39Don't mention it, Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:41No, no, I'm not Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:44Knobby, I'm Whitey.
00:38:46I'm Whitey.
00:38:47You told me to...
00:38:48Good night, Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:51The wagon's going to get that screwball some of these days.
00:38:55My hat.
00:38:56Oh, Joe.
00:38:57You both come with me.
00:38:58I want you to meet her.
00:38:59No, Joe.
00:39:00Your ma'll want to see you alone.
00:39:02She's been barging between a mother's love for her son,
00:39:04for all the gold in the Arabies.
00:39:06Oh, Joe, must you go?
00:39:08Of course.
00:39:09It's Mom.
00:39:10Oh.
00:39:11Knobby, do me a favor.
00:39:13What is it?
00:39:14Will you stay here and keep Miss Madeira company?
00:39:16Sure, Joe.
00:39:17Oh, thank you, Knobby.
00:39:19That's awfully nice of you.
00:39:20I'll...
00:39:21I'm sorry to jump out like this, but you know how it is with a mother, Whitey.
00:39:32What a face.
00:39:34The brow of a genius with sharp, chiseling features.
00:39:39And they talk about Barrymore.
00:39:42Scram.
00:39:44Not that.
00:39:45Say it isn't so.
00:39:46Oh, what are you talking about?
00:39:48Let's not waste time on subtleties and idle banter.
00:39:51I'm nuts about your Nina.
00:39:53You're nuts all right.
00:39:56Don't talk like that.
00:39:57I can give you love, money, position, everything.
00:40:00Oh, let go of me.
00:40:02You're crazy.
00:40:03I am crazy.
00:40:04Crazy about you.
00:40:06You've got this.
00:40:07You've got that.
00:40:09And boy, you've got those.
00:40:11You're a pip.
00:40:12You've got it.
00:40:13Can't you see you're even making a poet out of me?
00:40:16Me rhyming it with pip.
00:40:19Stop it.
00:40:20You're hurting me.
00:40:21It's only temporary.
00:40:22Each man kills the thing he loves.
00:40:25If I should die tomorrow, I would say this tonight.
00:40:28Take a peek at that profile.
00:40:30Don't that do nothing to you?
00:40:32Yeah.
00:40:34That's the ultimate insult.
00:40:36Nina, open the door.
00:40:38Does Max what?
00:40:39My nemesis.
00:40:41If he finds you here, he'll wipe the floor with you.
00:40:44You better hide someplace.
00:40:45Where?
00:40:46There.
00:40:48That's the final degradation.
00:40:50Oh, go on.
00:40:58Open the door or I'll break it down.
00:41:00Just a minute, darling.
00:41:01I opened the door in the second suite.
00:41:06Hello?
00:41:07Hello, operator.
00:41:08Send the house detective soft right away.
00:41:17Hello, darling.
00:41:20What's the matter, sweet?
00:41:21You look mad.
00:41:22Where is that guy?
00:41:24What guy?
00:41:25I saw you leave the club with Palooka.
00:41:27That's very funny.
00:41:28He hasn't been here.
00:41:29Besides, he don't even know where I live.
00:41:31Now, darling.
00:41:33Can that stuff.
00:41:35I know you're lying.
00:41:36All right.
00:41:37If you think I'm lying, why don't you go and look for yourself?
00:41:39That's just what I'm going to do.
00:41:40All right.
00:41:41Go ahead.
00:41:44Now, darling, aren't you ashamed of yourself?
00:41:47After the way I love you, you don't even trust me.
00:41:52Oh, baby.
00:41:53What's the trouble, Miss Madeira?
00:41:56I'm sorry, Mac, but you'll have to get out.
00:41:58Don't be so sorry, boys.
00:41:59I'll be glad to go.
00:42:01I'm going to get out.
00:42:03And so will you when I stop paying the rent.
00:42:07So long, two-timer.
00:42:15You're learning fast, Yoko.
00:42:21What was Mr. McSwatt doing here?
00:42:23Oh, he's just a little jealous because I like you.
00:42:26By the way, how is your mother?
00:42:28Oh, somebody must have been playing a joke on Nobby.
00:42:31She wasn't there.
00:42:32Oh.
00:42:33Where is Nobby?
00:42:34Here's where he belongs.
00:42:35Oh, you wait here for me, and I go and get my wrap, and we go places, huh?
00:42:39Oh, it's getting kind of late.
00:42:41Not for us, darling Angel.
00:42:49Good night, funny man, with a big nose.
00:43:07Whitey, it's that dame.
00:43:09That's what it is.
00:43:10You know, he thinks more of her than he does of me.
00:43:13And if he don't show up and pose for them ads, we're going to lose a lot of soft dough.
00:43:17Why, it's funny what a dame will do to a guy in two weeks.
00:43:20He's ungrateful.
00:43:22After me, taking him off the farm and using my brain to make him champ.
00:43:26And that's how he reciprocates.
00:43:28It says here that worry kills more people than bullets.
00:43:31Why do I care how many bullets get killed?
00:43:33I'm worried about the champ.
00:43:35I thought you were going to vamp her with your great personality.
00:43:38I did.
00:43:39And what happened?
00:43:40I wound up in the bathroom.
00:43:43How do you do, gentlemen?
00:43:50Hiya, fellas.
00:43:52It's about time.
00:43:53I've been waiting here an hour.
00:43:54Well, we're here, aren't we?
00:43:56I'm not talking to you.
00:43:57As far as I'm concerned, you can leave right now.
00:43:59Now, wait a minute, Nobby.
00:44:01I don't pose for any ads without Nina.
00:44:03She'll add the feminine touch.
00:44:05She'll add the touch, all right.
00:44:07Ah, Mr. Bulldozer, the photographer's waiting.
00:44:09Go on, Nina.
00:44:10Wait a minute.
00:44:11It ain't in the contract.
00:44:12Well, put it in, Nobby, because that's the way it's going to be.
00:44:16How do you like that?
00:44:18Will you sign the releases, Mr. Bulldozer?
00:44:20Mr. Walsh will attend to that.
00:44:23Mr. Walsh, please.
00:44:24I'll sign reluctantly.
00:44:31Come on, Whitey.
00:44:40Now, give us a little more sex, please.
00:44:43Sex?
00:44:44How about this?
00:44:49Why, it's preposterous.
00:44:51Hold it!
00:44:55That's all, thank you.
00:44:58Will you make your changes, please?
00:45:00Come on, honey.
00:45:02Everything all right, Nobby?
00:45:04Get me an aspirin.
00:45:06They say that women come from the rib of man.
00:45:08It must be the truth, because they give me a pain in the neck.
00:45:12Something must be done about this.
00:45:14All right, miss.
00:45:15Now, a nice smile.
00:45:19What kind of a place is this?
00:45:22Hey, look.
00:45:27Now, Miss Madero, you hold the golf bag.
00:45:30Now, champ, show us your form.
00:45:33Form?
00:45:36How is it?
00:45:37How is it?
00:45:38That's fine.
00:45:39Hold it.
00:45:41Let's get out of here before they raid the joint.
00:45:45Here's the boys, Nobby.
00:45:48Hello, Nobby.
00:45:52Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:45:56Listen, you mugs.
00:45:58I'm giving you a chance to make some easy money.
00:46:01Well, here it is.
00:46:03All you gotta do is lay down the first time you get hit.
00:46:07I don't want my boy to hurt his hands.
00:46:10Do you understand?
00:46:13And if any of you guys let Palooka know that these fights ain't on the level,
00:46:17he's gonna feel the wrath of Nobby Walsh.
00:46:21Any rat feelers in the crowd?
00:46:25No.
00:46:28All right, then we proceed.
00:46:30Cardoni, you fight in Pittsburgh on the 15th.
00:46:34O'Shea, have your boy in Buffalo on the 20th.
00:46:37Patrick, I want you to fight in Detroit on the 26th.
00:46:53No powder, Armand.
00:46:55Oui.
00:46:56The hair.
00:46:57Finished, sir.
00:46:58Take care of him, Alphonse.
00:46:59Oui, oui.
00:47:00Thank you, sir.
00:47:01There you are, sir.
00:47:02Pay him, Alphonse.
00:47:03Oui, oui.
00:47:05Your coat, champ.
00:47:07Take it, Alphonse.
00:47:08Oui, oui.
00:47:09Oh, thank you, champ.
00:47:12Oh, a playboy with the rubber band off his poke.
00:47:15Go ahead, spend your money with reckless abundance.
00:47:17Who let you in?
00:47:19Finished. It's been a pleasure to manicure the nails of a champion.
00:47:21Alphonse, the money.
00:47:23Oui, oui.
00:47:26Oh, I can't change 10.
00:47:28Who said anything about change?
00:47:30Oh, thank you, champion.
00:47:31If you want me to come up tonight and give you a polish, what?
00:47:34Just call Josephine.
00:47:35Well, not tonight, Josephine.
00:47:37Some other time.
00:47:39Yes.
00:47:41Flowers for the champ.
00:47:42Alphonse.
00:47:43Oui, oui.
00:47:44My color and tile.
00:47:46Oui, oui.
00:47:47My coat.
00:47:48Oui, oui.
00:47:49Will you stop oui, oui-ing all over the joint?
00:47:51Oui, oui.
00:47:54I give up.
00:47:57Where are you going?
00:47:58Places.
00:47:59I got an offer for personal appearances in vaudeville I got to talk to you about.
00:48:03Later.
00:48:04But this is important.
00:48:06Gosh, that's going to look swell on Nina.
00:48:09Well, if you ain't the sucker.
00:48:11What do you mean?
00:48:12That dame ain't in love with you.
00:48:13She's in love with the championship.
00:48:15What I do outside the ring has none of your business.
00:48:19This is love, Nobby.
00:48:21You wouldn't understand.
00:48:22I understand, all right.
00:48:23For a dame, you'd bite the hand that yanks you out of the gutter.
00:48:26For a dame, you'd kick a beautiful friendship right in the teeth.
00:48:29You're just putty in a woman's hand.
00:48:31Something to ravish and cast aside.
00:48:33Ah, monsieur, he's very handsome.
00:48:36He is.
00:48:38Will you do one thing for me before you go?
00:48:41What is it?
00:48:43Kiss me.
00:48:46Kiss him, Alphonse.
00:48:53What's the matter?
00:48:55If I'd have wanted that crest, I'd have sent it to a tailor.
00:48:59That guy's head's getting so big, it's a wonder we can get her through that door.
00:49:03Am I sizzling?
00:49:04Am I burning up?
00:49:06And I had to meet a guy like that by accident.
00:49:09What an accident.
00:49:10I'd have been better off if he'd have run over me.
00:49:12He's dame daffy.
00:49:13That's what's done it.
00:49:14Oh, he's as screwy as a bulldog's tail.
00:49:17Why, I took him out of the gutter, and he's slipping back there without my help.
00:49:21I made him champ, even though he's a phony champ.
00:49:24And it's a personal treasure to see him turn on me like this.
00:49:27I know it is.
00:49:28Yeah.
00:49:31Hello.
00:49:32A lady?
00:49:34Fine, that's just dandy.
00:49:36Now, what's the matter?
00:49:38Another dame on her way up to see Joe.
00:49:40What is this place, a harem?
00:49:42I don't know.
00:49:43Whitey, you're going to see me as the champion troll roller of all times.
00:49:47Wait till that tomato comes in that door.
00:49:50Watch this technique.
00:49:56Say, you dames got to stop chasing.
00:49:58Who are you?
00:49:59Who am I?
00:50:00Whitey, tell her who I am.
00:50:01I'm Nobby Walsh, Joe Palooka's manager.
00:50:04I'm Joe Palooka's mother.
00:50:05Where's Joe?
00:50:07Joe Palooka's mother?
00:50:09Why, the clerk just said a dame was coming up.
00:50:12Yeah, a dame called Maine.
00:50:18Putting on the dog, isn't it?
00:50:23You'll find it different here than down on the farm, Mrs. Palooka.
00:50:26Don't smolt on me.
00:50:28I shook a hip load of beads in this burg while it was still teething.
00:50:31Sit down.
00:50:35And who's the other gentleman?
00:50:37Oh, me?
00:50:38My name is Whitey.
00:50:39I'm Joe's trainer.
00:50:42So I got you two guys to thank for making Joe a fighter.
00:50:45Don't thank us.
00:50:46No, don't thank us.
00:50:47I don't.
00:50:48Where is he?
00:50:49He's having dinner with, uh...
00:50:52He's having dinner.
00:50:53Yeah.
00:50:54Yeah, with that Nina dame he's been training around with.
00:50:57I don't let him run around with dames.
00:50:59I don't allow it.
00:51:00He's having dinner with some, uh...
00:51:02Some newspaper man.
00:51:04Oh, yeah?
00:51:05Yeah.
00:51:06Well, do you suppose that you could tear him out of their arms
00:51:08long enough to say hello to his mother?
00:51:10Make yourself comfortable and I'll be back in a jiffy.
00:51:13Whitey, entertain Maine.
00:51:15Uh, Mrs. Palooka.
00:51:17Right the first time.
00:51:20Okay, Maine.
00:51:24Would you...
00:51:25Would you like to read the police gazette?
00:51:28Say, I ain't seen one of these things since I stopped wearing tights.
00:51:34How long has he been trailing with that Nina dame?
00:51:37Nina?
00:51:38Oh, he hardly knows her.
00:51:40That's interesting.
00:51:42Yeah.
00:51:43He hardly knows her.
00:51:44He hardly knows her.
00:51:45Yeah.
00:51:53Your eyes are as bright as diamonds.
00:51:56Not as bright as the diamonds you gave me, darling.
00:51:59Poor little bracelet.
00:52:00He looks so lonely by himself.
00:52:02I'll give you two more to keep you company.
00:52:09Let go of his head, Nina.
00:52:11I am.
00:52:12I'll give you two.
00:52:13Joe, your ma just blew it to town.
00:52:15Ah, you can't fool me.
00:52:17I know that one.
00:52:18I'm telling you the truth.
00:52:19She's down at the hotel.
00:52:20Now, you know what happened to you the last time you said that.
00:52:24Joe, you're in your cups.
00:52:26What'll your mother say when she sees your place like a summer bungalow?
00:52:30Ah, we'll drink to my mother.
00:52:32You bet.
00:52:33We'll drink to my mother, the best little mother in the whole world.
00:52:37She calls me son on account of I'm her son.
00:52:40To my mother.
00:52:42To Joe's mother.
00:52:43Joe, let's go, will you?
00:52:44You mean to say you won't drink to my mother?
00:52:46You know I don't drink.
00:52:47What?
00:52:48Okay.
00:52:49To your mother.
00:52:50To my mother.
00:52:51To Joe's mother.
00:52:53Joe, come on, let's go, will you?
00:52:55Sit down, Navi, sit down.
00:52:56Now we drink to my mother.
00:52:58Well, can't insult a girl's mother.
00:53:00Joe, your ma is waiting.
00:53:02Now, wait a minute here.
00:53:03We're gonna drink to Nina's mother.
00:53:05You bet.
00:53:06To Nina's mother.
00:53:07To my mother.
00:53:12Now we drink to Navi's mother.
00:53:14I didn't know he had a mother.
00:53:15No father.
00:53:16Everybody has got a mother.
00:53:18We'll drink to Navi's mother.
00:53:20To my mother.
00:53:22Your mother.
00:53:23To Navi's mother.
00:53:34Now we'll drink to Mother Hubbard, Mother McCree, and Mother Goose.
00:53:38That's a good idea.
00:53:40Mother Goose.
00:53:42That was a pip, that was a pip.
00:53:49Say, that makes 12 bottles of champagne and 42 monies.
00:53:53Why, the sentiment is so beautiful, it makes me want to sing.
00:53:57I don't sing.
00:53:58Oh, please don't sing.
00:53:59You don't know how to sing.
00:54:01Who don't know how to sing?
00:54:03Say, I got a voice like a nightingale.
00:54:05Watch me knock off this cadenza.
00:54:07M is for a million things you gave me.
00:54:12O.
00:54:13O is for out.
00:54:14Say, wait a minute.
00:54:19I'm Navi Walsh, the champ's manager.
00:54:21Navi Walsh, huh?
00:54:22Well, I told you a dozen times before you can't sing in here.
00:54:25Say, when a waltz makes up his mind to sing, he's gonna sing.
00:54:29You'll ruin everything.
00:54:31I'll put the finger on you.
00:54:33I'll put you in a spot.
00:54:36Now, get out and stay out.
00:54:38Hey, I repeat.
00:54:40When a waltz makes up his mind to sing, he's gonna sing.
00:54:43Oh, scram.
00:54:44Am I right?
00:54:45No.
00:54:46You could be wrong, too.
00:54:47Oh, yeah?
00:54:48I'll give it to you.
00:54:50Good guy.
00:54:51He'd have got any tougher, I'd have murdered him.
00:54:58That's the boy.
00:54:59Now I will help you.
00:55:02I'll take that coat.
00:55:04Hey, what are you trying to do?
00:55:06I paid for it.
00:55:08This is a public place.
00:55:10I don't care.
00:55:11I don't care?
00:55:12Let that farmhand fight a fight.
00:55:14Who's a farmhand?
00:55:16Listen, you drop that coat or I'll drop you.
00:55:19Let me at him.
00:55:20Let me at him.
00:55:21I'll knock him colder than I did in the ring.
00:55:23You're afraid of him, ain't you?
00:55:24Who says I'm afraid of him?
00:55:25Wait a minute.
00:55:26Boys, if you must fight, why not fight for a purse?
00:55:28I'll fight him any time, any place, anyway.
00:55:30The sooner the better.
00:55:32It's a bargain.
00:55:33I'll draw up the contacts and I'll send you one tomorrow.
00:55:35Now give the little lady her rap.
00:55:37Give me that.
00:55:40There you are.
00:55:41There you are.
00:55:42Now listen to me.
00:55:43Don't you annoy this lady anymore, you understand?
00:55:46This is my girl and I want you to let her alone.
00:55:48I'll see you in the ring.
00:55:50Okay.
00:55:51I got you talking, Juan Angel.
00:55:53I showed him he couldn't get away with anything.
00:55:56Come on, you big mouth.
00:55:57I hope he kills you the next time you see him.
00:55:59Come on, back it up.
00:56:00Let's not have any more trouble.
00:56:01All right, I'll take care of him.
00:56:02It worked.
00:56:03You telling me?
00:56:04I'm going to give this story to the newspapers.
00:56:07Come on, kid.
00:56:10Can't sing, huh?
00:56:17I can't sing, huh?
00:56:28Oh, Sean.
00:56:30Oh, Sean.
00:56:33Slide over, sister.
00:56:35You're going to hear some real singing.
00:56:37That's it, baby.
00:56:38Just sit where you are.
00:57:03What a voice.
00:57:04They call it A.
00:57:06A dink a dee.
00:57:08A dink a doo.
00:57:10A dink a dee.
00:57:12So, so, so.
00:57:13Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
00:57:15Ba, ba, ba, ba.
00:57:17Just a cruise.
00:57:18That hard, just a cruise.
00:57:20A.
00:57:21A dink a dee.
00:57:23A dink a doo.
00:57:25A dink a dee.
00:57:29There's a little better.
00:57:31There's a little bit of Bing Crosby in me.
00:57:34So you won't talk, huh?
00:57:36Eskimo belt.
00:57:38Up in Iceland.
00:57:41Are ringing.
00:57:43They're old.
00:57:45Paradise land.
00:57:48Sing it.
00:57:50A dink.
00:57:51A dink a dee.
00:57:53A dink a doo.
00:57:55A dink a dee.
00:57:58Simply mean dink.
00:58:00A dink a dee.
00:58:01Hey.
00:58:02That'll do.
00:58:03Oh, you did that.
00:58:04Get your inky dinky doo out of here.
00:58:09Gee, Mama.
00:58:10Wish you'd have telegraphed or something.
00:58:13I'd have met you at the train.
00:58:21What's the matter, son?
00:58:23Oh, nothing.
00:58:25I, I had to go out last night and
00:58:27I didn't get in till kind of late.
00:58:30I know.
00:58:31I put you to bed.
00:58:36You put me to bed?
00:58:39Mm-hmm.
00:58:41And I've never seen a more thorough, rip-snorting jag
00:58:44since I walked out on your father.
00:58:47Gosh, Mama.
00:58:49I'm sorry you saw me that way.
00:58:52But a fella has to have some fun.
00:58:54I'm a big shot now, Mama.
00:58:57I'm the champ.
00:58:58You're the champ, all right.
00:59:00Well, I'm not the kid from the sticks anymore.
00:59:02You're right.
00:59:06Oh, gee, Mom.
00:59:08Everything's fine on us.
00:59:10I'm making plenty of dough and I can do a lot for you.
00:59:12I'm in love with a wonderful girl.
00:59:14Just wait till you see Nina.
00:59:16I know.
00:59:18I've seen her picture.
00:59:20Isn't she a wow?
00:59:23She's a couple of wows.
00:59:26What about Ann?
00:59:28Oh, that's different.
00:59:30That was before I was the champ.
00:59:32I've changed now on a lot of things.
00:59:34Nina's crazy about me.
00:59:36So is Ann crazy about you.
00:59:38Well, Ann was a swell girl back home.
00:59:42Son, Ann's a swell girl anyplace.
00:59:48Oh, maybe it's a good thing for Ann.
00:59:50Now that I'm different, she's a swell girl.
00:59:53Maybe it's a good thing for Ann.
00:59:54Now that I'm different, she might not like me anymore.
01:00:00Well, I'm not so stuck on you myself.
01:00:11Oh, good morning, Nobby.
01:00:12Yeah, but it must be raining somewhere.
01:00:14What's the matter?
01:00:15Explain that before I swoon insensible before your very eyes.
01:00:20Is that the truth?
01:00:21Yeah, that's true.
01:00:22Well, I'm a monkey's uncle.
01:00:23That's got nothing to do with it.
01:00:26What's true?
01:00:27I hoped it was a tissue of lies.
01:00:29That barracuda, that wise.
01:00:31Forcing you into a match with McSwatt.
01:00:33And you agreeing to it without consulting me, your manager.
01:00:37You may be my manager, but I'm doing the fighting.
01:00:39Listen to that.
01:00:40Say, you boys get along swell, don't you?
01:00:42You haven't heard nothing.
01:00:43It's mutiny.
01:00:44That's what it is, mutiny.
01:00:48Hello?
01:00:49Just a moment.
01:00:50Just a moment.
01:00:51It's for you, Mrs. Beluca.
01:00:55Hello?
01:00:57Oh, yes.
01:00:58Send her right up.
01:00:59I've been expecting her.
01:01:04Who was it, Mom?
01:01:05Somebody I've got a lot to say to.
01:01:09You've got to listen to me, Joe.
01:01:10There's more in this than meets the eye.
01:01:12Ah, go get dressed and stop shooting off your face.
01:01:15I don't even wash until you answer to the voice of reason.
01:01:21Oh, come in.
01:01:26How do you do?
01:01:27I'm Nina Madero.
01:01:29Oh, yes.
01:01:30I'm Joe's mother.
01:01:32I was so delighted when you telephoned me this morning and asked me to call.
01:01:36You see, I've been so very anxious to meet you.
01:01:39Sweet of you.
01:01:40I've been so anxious to meet you.
01:01:44Won't you sit down?
01:01:51You have a cigarette?
01:01:54Oh, no, no, thanks.
01:01:55I never smoke.
01:01:57May I offer you a drink?
01:01:59Oh, no, no, thanks.
01:02:00There's one thing I never touch.
01:02:06I noticed that.
01:02:08I understand that you're in love with my son.
01:02:11Well, he's everything in the world to me.
01:02:15That's why I wanted to see you.
01:02:17I want you to give him up.
01:02:20Oh.
01:02:22But you see, I love him.
01:02:24Now, get this, kid.
01:02:26I know dames like you.
01:02:27I've had a whole row behind me.
01:02:30Why, I don't understand you.
01:02:33Listen to me, you little tramp.
01:02:36You call me a tramp?
01:02:38I'd call you worse than that.
01:02:40Only I'm a lady.
01:02:41Yeah?
01:02:42Yeah.
01:02:43Now, get this.
01:02:45This boy of mine is good and clean.
01:02:47Something that you've never met before.
01:02:49I raised him that way and I'm going to keep him that way.
01:02:51If I have to wipe up the floor with you.
01:02:54Well, I love him.
01:02:56And I won't give him up.
01:02:57Can that.
01:02:58I'm on to all the tricks.
01:03:03Now, you get out.
01:03:08All right.
01:03:09I get out.
01:03:11But whether you like it or not, I'm going to see Joe.
01:03:14Because you see, I got what it takes to hold him.
01:03:17Well, you take it out.
01:03:23So, you're all set on digging your own grave, huh?
01:03:26On committing professional suicide.
01:03:28Ah, you talk as if I didn't have a chance to win.
01:03:33Joe, I'm going to spill something that I've been concealing from you.
01:03:37You ain't got a chance.
01:03:38Ah, you're crazy.
01:03:39I knocked him out once, didn't I?
01:03:41You think you knocked him out.
01:03:43What really happened, McSwed came into that ring, stood to the gills.
01:03:45You didn't knock him out.
01:03:47He fell down and he couldn't get up.
01:03:49Ah, I don't believe it.
01:03:51What about those other fights?
01:03:53They were all set-ups.
01:03:54Hand-picked.
01:03:55I personally paid every one of them to lay down.
01:03:58If I believed that, I'd knock you lopsided.
01:04:01But you're talking a lot of hooey.
01:04:03I'm the champ.
01:04:04Joe, listen to me.
01:04:05Would I lie to you?
01:04:06Now, you're just wasting your time, Nobby.
01:04:08I'm going to fight McSwat and that's that.
01:04:10You're going to fight McSwat.
01:04:12And my gold mine turns to what?
01:04:13Dust and ashes.
01:04:16Come on, be a regular guy.
01:04:18We're all reporters.
01:04:19We want a story about that fight in the Paradise Club last night.
01:04:22I don't know anything about it.
01:04:25Hey, don't push, will you, brother?
01:04:27Take it easy.
01:04:28Hello, Whitey.
01:04:29There's Palooka Cleaner.
01:04:31Hey, Whitey, here's the other...
01:04:34How about a story on Palooka and that Nina Madera day?
01:04:37Hey, is the champ in?
01:04:38Didn't you hear me tell you it's not this hotel?
01:04:40Yeah, but I'm his fan.
01:04:41Pete Palooka?
01:04:42That's right.
01:04:44Sure enough.
01:04:45Hello, Pete.
01:04:46How are you?
01:04:47Okay.
01:04:48Just a moment.
01:04:49Thanks.
01:04:50907.
01:04:51Mr. Palooka to see Mr. Palooka.
01:04:52Who?
01:04:57Send him up.
01:04:58Thanks.
01:04:59Go right up.
01:05:00Sweet 907.
01:05:01Thanks.
01:05:03Say, he used to be a great fighter.
01:05:04He used to be champ.
01:05:05He's kind of down now.
01:05:11Well, maybe we'll both get a shock.
01:05:31Come in.
01:05:32Hiya, ma'am.
01:05:33You remembered the name.
01:05:34Oh, I never forgot you.
01:05:35Gee, you're looking swell.
01:05:36You're looking pretty good yourself.
01:05:37You ain't changed a bit.
01:05:38Oh, the same old blondie, Pete.
01:05:39You've been practicing that a long time.
01:05:40Oh, I've changed, though.
01:05:41Yeah?
01:05:42Yeah, a lot of water's passed under the bridge, hasn't it?
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01:09:24Dad's gonna train me for the fight. Ain't that swell?
01:09:27Oh, yeah. Swell.
01:09:28Say, maybe you can talk Joe out of that match with McSwatt.
01:09:31Talk him out of it? With me here to train him?
01:09:33From now on, he listens to me.
01:09:35Well, if you won't protect him, I'll protect him myself.
01:09:38He don't sign this contract.
01:09:40No, you don't, now. I sign it right now.
01:09:42I won't sanctify the match.
01:09:44Now, you wait a minute, Nobby.
01:09:45A palooka's word is a palooka's word.
01:09:49Oh.
01:09:54Gee, ma'am, this is the kick of a lifetime.
01:09:57I got here just in time.
01:09:59Yeah.
01:10:00Just when I was pounding some sense into Joe's head.
01:10:03You have to come along and put the kibosh on it.
01:10:06Well, I don't understand.
01:10:08The kid's got me to train him now.
01:10:09You want him to win this fight, don't you?
01:10:11I don't want him to fight at all.
01:10:12No, but you see, he's in love with a girl that wants him to win.
01:10:15And I'm gonna help him so we can both dance at his wedding.
01:10:17I don't want him to marry the girl.
01:10:20I want him to get out of the dirty racket.
01:10:23Oh, hold on, ma'am.
01:10:25You ain't trying to tell the boy how to live his own life, are you?
01:10:28If he wants to marry, that's his business.
01:10:29And if he wants to fight, that's his business, too.
01:10:32He's got to fight. He can't help it.
01:10:33He's a chip off the old block.
01:10:36You mean a slice off the old ham.
01:10:42I predict a knockout in the first round, or maybe sooner.
01:10:45With the crown remaining in the brow of Joe Palooka.
01:10:48Look who trained him.
01:10:49Good old Pete Palooka.
01:10:50And look who engineered the job.
01:10:52Now he lost. I want an oldie.
01:10:54Did you get that photographer?
01:10:55Right.
01:10:56Now I ask you, gentlemen, can he lose?
01:10:59How are you, champ?
01:11:00Ain't he in the picture?
01:11:02Step right up, champ.
01:11:03That's the best of my manhood.
01:11:07160 on the dot.
01:11:08Will you step back there, champ, so I can get a shot of you and your father?
01:11:11Sure.
01:11:12Come on, miss.
01:11:13I'll be there in a minute.
01:11:14Get up here.
01:11:16Hello, sucker.
01:11:20You're five pounds overweight.
01:11:21What are you talking about?
01:11:25Get your foot off there.
01:11:27Trying to collect a forfeit, though, hey?
01:11:29Force of habit.
01:11:30For a minute, I thought I was standing at Dinty's bar.
01:11:33Okay, McSwatt.
01:11:35Boys, will you stand back here for a group shot?
01:11:36Group shot?
01:11:37Certainly. It's in the contract.
01:11:39Hiya, champ.
01:11:39Just line up by the desk, boys.
01:11:41What's the matter, Yokely? You scared?
01:11:42Yeah.
01:11:43I'm afraid I'll send you to the hospital.
01:11:46Better save the dough you make on this fight, because after tonight, you'll be through.
01:11:49My day, we did our fighting in the ring.
01:11:51I wish it was your day so I could fight the both of you.
01:11:53Just idle chatter.
01:11:54Why, you look, I could spot you 20 years and beat you right now.
01:11:56Lay down, Santa Claus. You're her husband.
01:11:58Knock me out, that monkey.
01:11:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:00There's no time or place for this thing.
01:12:01Save him for me, Dad.
01:12:03Yeah? After tonight, that two-timing dame of yours won't recognize you.
01:12:06Well, you dirty no-good.
01:12:07Ready?
01:12:10Rats!
01:12:11Don't panic.
01:12:12Let's go.
01:12:13Yeah.
01:12:14Come on.
01:12:15Come on.
01:12:16Come on.
01:12:17Come on.
01:12:18Come on.
01:12:19Come on.
01:12:21See you later, champ.
01:12:22OK, Nobby.
01:12:23Any mail?
01:12:24Good afternoon, Mr. Walter.
01:12:25Good afternoon.
01:12:26Here comes Blacky Wolf.
01:12:27What a chiseler.
01:12:28How I'd love to cross him.
01:12:29Why, he's as square as a neg.
01:12:30Hello, Blacky.
01:12:31I was just boosting you.
01:12:32Hello, Nobby.
01:12:33You betting on the fights?
01:12:34That's just what I want to see you about.
01:12:35There's a lot of that McSwat money going around.
01:12:36You know me, Nobby.
01:12:37I don't bet unless it's a sure thing.
01:12:38Are you positive Palooka will win?
01:12:39Sure.
01:12:40It's a cinch.
01:12:41The old man's got a big mouth.
01:12:42He's got a big mouth.
01:12:43He's got a big mouth.
01:12:44He's got a big mouth.
01:12:46Are you positive Palooka will win?
01:12:48Sure.
01:12:49It's a cinch.
01:12:50The old man has been training him.
01:12:51He's in the pink.
01:12:52In fact, it's in the bag.
01:12:56That's all I want to know.
01:12:57You know the land ain't the five on the champ.
01:12:59You can even lay two to one.
01:13:01And it won't be gambling.
01:13:02It'll be highway robbery.
01:13:04I'm betting 10 G's on him myself.
01:13:06Ten thousand.
01:13:07Well, I'm going down to see Coakley and I'm going to give him 20 grand to bet for me a
01:13:11two to one on Palooka.
01:13:12And if you hear of anybody that wants to bet on McSwatt,
01:13:15send him around and I'll cut you in.
01:13:17Okay, Blackie. See you later.
01:13:20Come on, Slug.
01:13:26Hey, did you bet $10,000 on Palooka?
01:13:29Certainly not. I'm going to bet on McSwatt.
01:13:32McSwatt?
01:13:33I want you to go down to see Coakley and bet our end of the poise on Palooka.
01:13:38To lose.
01:13:40Why, that Blackie wolf would rub you out for a nickel.
01:13:43You'd better not cross him.
01:13:45For 20 Gs, I'd cross the ocean in a paper bag.
01:13:48Get going and place that bet.
01:13:50I hope you know what you're doing.
01:13:51Obey orders.
01:13:54Do I know what I'm doing?
01:14:11There's Joe.
01:14:13Yeah, and there's his father.
01:14:15Oh, I'd love to meet him.
01:14:16He's not the kind of a man you meet every day.
01:14:18What do you mean?
01:14:19Well, I'm his wife. I've only met him once in 20 years.
01:14:25Hi, Janina.
01:14:26Hello, baby.
01:14:27Now, listen. Why, he's a saint. He got a glass chin.
01:14:30Wait a minute. I want to give you a kiss for good luck.
01:14:33And, you want some soda pop?
01:14:37Break it up. Break it up. Go on up there, champ.
01:14:40Oh, mind your own business.
01:14:41That is my business.
01:14:42Is that so?
01:14:50Ladies and gentlemen.
01:14:53I've never been to a prize fight before.
01:14:55It's exciting, isn't it?
01:14:57Don't you hope he wins?
01:14:58No. I just hope he doesn't get hurt.
01:15:01Introducing the challenger.
01:15:05Al McSwatt.
01:15:12And, in this corner.
01:15:15The middleweight champion of the world.
01:15:19Joe Palooka.
01:15:27Jeffrey.
01:15:29He's great.
01:15:31Come on.
01:15:36Come on.
01:15:48These old folks of yours give me a lot of confidence, Dan.
01:15:50Remember, son. They ain't never touched a canvas.
01:15:52And, they ain't going to now.
01:15:53Don't throw that car screw until I give you the office.
01:15:55Okay, Dan.
01:16:06Come on, Joe. Finish him in the first round.
01:16:08So, we can go home early.
01:16:23Joe, give him the one-two.
01:16:25Into our bouncer.
01:16:27Hey, don't forget who you're betting on.
01:16:32Hey, don't forget who you're betting on.
01:16:36I'm going to delineate.
01:16:38If Palooka loses, I win plenty.
01:16:40But, I'll never live to collect it.
01:16:49Hey, Hazbin.
01:16:51I still wish I had you both in here.
01:17:02Four.
01:17:04Five.
01:17:06Six.
01:17:08Seven.
01:17:17That round was just by a mile, Joey.
01:17:19I could do better, Dad, if he'd keep that left out of my face.
01:17:22You certainly surprised me.
01:17:24You sure learned a lot from your dad.
01:17:26Joe, do what I tell you, eh?
01:17:28Why don't you evaporate?
01:17:31Keep him off with your left and force him to your right.
01:17:33That sucker didn't hit.
01:17:35Are you all right now, Mac?
01:18:01Walk around him, Joe.
01:18:02Keep punching.
01:18:03Keep punching.
01:18:10Hello.
01:18:11Hello.
01:18:12Hello.
01:18:14I tell you, Blackie, Copley wouldn't lie to me.
01:18:23Yeah.
01:18:24Hey, get me.
01:18:25Hey, listen to me.
01:18:27Hey, listen to me.
01:18:29Now they can force me.
01:18:31I just heard that you bet all your end of the purse on McSwatt.
01:18:34What are you trying to do?
01:18:36Cross me?
01:18:37Don't talk like that.
01:18:38You make me feel kind of stagnated.
01:18:40If I double cross you, could I ever look you in the face again?
01:18:44No.
01:18:45Just as I thought.
01:18:46Come on, Joe.
01:18:47Joe, Joe.
01:18:48Keep going.
01:18:49Joe.
01:18:50There's a guy after my own heart.
01:18:51Yeah, with a big knife.
01:18:53Oh, you speak accurate.
01:18:54Walk around, Joe.
01:18:55Walk around.
01:18:57I can't stand any more of this.
01:18:59Let's get out of here.
01:19:08What a punishment.
01:19:10I'm not talking from hunger.
01:19:12Come on, Joe.
01:19:13What do you say?
01:19:14Joe.
01:19:15Joe.
01:19:16Well, give it up.
01:19:17Joe.
01:19:18Joe.
01:19:19Joe.
01:19:20Joe.
01:19:21Joe.
01:19:22Joe.
01:19:23Joe.
01:19:24Joe.
01:19:25Joe.
01:19:26Three.
01:19:27Two.
01:19:28One.
01:19:29Two.
01:19:30Three.
01:19:31Four.
01:19:32Five.
01:19:33Six.
01:19:34Seven.
01:19:35Eight.
01:19:36Nine.
01:19:3710.
01:19:3811.
01:19:3912.
01:19:4013.
01:19:4114.
01:19:4215.
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01:19:5124.
01:19:5225.
01:19:5326.
01:19:54Come on, son.
01:19:55Come on, son.
01:19:56You're doing great.
01:19:57Don't you believe him, kid?
01:19:58I've got to save you.
01:19:59If I see you taking any more punishment,
01:20:00I'm going to throw in the towel.
01:20:01Don't you do it, Dad.
01:20:02I'm all right.
01:20:03I can beat him.
01:20:04Keep in close and get to his stomach, you hear?
01:20:05All right, then, son.
01:20:06Go out and get him.
01:20:07Come on.
01:20:08Go get him now.
01:20:09Come on.
01:20:10Come on.
01:20:11Come on.
01:20:12Come on.
01:20:13Come on.
01:20:14Come on.
01:20:15Come on.
01:20:16Come on.
01:20:17Come on.
01:20:18Come on.
01:20:19Come on.
01:20:20Come on.
01:20:21Come on.
01:20:22Come on.
01:20:24What do you suppose happened?
01:20:26Well, how should I know?
01:20:28Well, aren't you nervous?
01:20:30No, I always take my exercise this way.
01:20:38Come on.
01:20:39Come on, Max.
01:20:40Go on.
01:20:41Kill him.
01:20:42Finish him so we all can go home.
01:20:47You'd better throw in the towel.
01:20:49He hasn't got a chance.
01:20:50You'll be doing him a favor.
01:20:51He hasn't got a chance. You'll be doing him a favor.
01:20:53I can't. I promised Joey I wouldn't.
01:21:02If you don't throw it in, I will.
01:21:04Oh, you don't.
01:21:05You ain't gonna throw anything in there.
01:21:07Why, you took the words out of my mouth.
01:21:09Hey, what are you doing here?
01:21:22Here's the money again. So Luke is a champ, eh?
01:21:25A real champ.
01:21:26So you taught that punk everything you know, eh?
01:21:28Everything but this.
01:21:30Yeah, who do you think you're hitting?
01:21:32Look out there!
01:21:33Hey, what's the big idea?
01:21:35What's the big idea?
01:21:36Hey, what's the big idea?
01:21:37Come here.
01:21:38How do you feel?
01:21:39You're all right, all right.
01:21:40You're all right, all right.
01:21:41You're all right, all right.
01:21:42You're all right.
01:21:43That's the way to hit him, son.
01:21:45Hey, Luke, you're out.
01:21:47Four of your times are clicking.
01:21:48It comes to me enough twice.
01:21:50You hit him so hard he bounced.
01:21:51I couldn't have done it better myself.
01:21:53I never knew it was so easy.
01:21:55Joe, you won?
01:21:58Huh?
01:22:00You're still champion?
01:22:02No, Mom.
01:22:04I lost.
01:22:08Congratulations, son.
01:22:11Nobby was right.
01:22:12I'm just a bust.
01:22:14Snap out of it.
01:22:15You put up a great battle.
01:22:16You've got nothing to be ashamed of.
01:22:17But your mother's right.
01:22:18Fighting's a tough racket.
01:22:19You're better off out of it.
01:22:20It took you 30 years to find it out.
01:22:22Are you hurt, Joe?
01:22:24No, Mom.
01:22:25Not much.
01:22:27Joe, this is the happiest moment of my life.
01:22:45Well, ma'am, you ought to be happy.
01:22:47You got your boy back and it looks like smooth sailing ahead.
01:22:50So I guess I'll shove off.
01:22:52She's waiting for me.
01:22:54What?
01:22:55Another blonde?
01:22:56No, Marianne.
01:22:58My ship.
01:22:59Oh.
01:23:01You must love the ocean.
01:23:03Well, not exactly.
01:23:05I'm always looking for something to better myself.
01:23:07You got a proposition to offer?
01:23:09Gee, but you look nice, Sam.
01:23:12You look twice as good as you ever did
01:23:14and I can only see you with one eye.
01:23:16Oh, I...
01:23:19I'm awfully sorry, Joey.
01:23:21Perhaps your sweetheart will bathe it for you.
01:23:24I wish she would.
01:23:26Well, why don't you ask her?
01:23:29Well...
01:23:31Will you?
01:23:34Oh!
01:23:41Joey.
01:23:42Where is he?
01:23:43Where's Joe?
01:23:44Joe!
01:23:45Joe!
01:23:47Mom wants me.
01:23:50I got a happy message for you.
01:23:52Well, where's Nobby?
01:23:53Read that. It'll explain everything.
01:23:59Dear ex-champ,
01:24:01I am on my way to a hideout.
01:24:03How humiliating.
01:24:05I just got through triple-crossing a double-crosser.
01:24:08I hope you won't get sore at me,
01:24:10but I realized you couldn't beat McSwatt,
01:24:12so I bet your end of the poise on him.
01:24:15I'm enclosing the winnings.
01:24:17Take it. It's all yours.
01:24:19Your loving ex-manager, Nobby.
01:24:22P.S.
01:24:24Please excuse writing as I'm writing while running.
01:24:43Joe!
01:24:45Well, Nobby, yo!
01:24:47How are ya?
01:24:48Hiya, Smokey!
01:24:49Hey, Mom! Dad!
01:24:50Hey, look who's here!
01:24:52Gee, I'm glad you're doing fine.
01:24:54Oh, I'm doing fair.
01:24:55What are you doing, Nobby?
01:24:56Why, I'm McSwatt's manager.
01:24:58No!
01:24:59Yeah!
01:25:00How are ya, man?
01:25:02How are ya, honey?
01:25:04Well, you...
01:25:05I want you to meet the wife.
01:25:07What?
01:25:08Come, dear.
01:25:09Be careful.
01:25:10Be careful.
01:25:11Hello, Nina.
01:25:12Oh, hello.
01:25:13Hello, everybody.
01:25:15Hiya, Nina.
01:25:17Take a peek.
01:25:18What is it?
01:25:20Come on, Junior.
01:25:21Say something to Daddy.
01:25:26Say something to Daddy.
01:25:40THE END