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00:00:00Hooray for Sandy Claws!
00:00:07Hooray for Butt-Jumpin' Jiminy!
00:00:11He can climb down any Jiminy!
00:00:14When we near, say, they'll drink!
00:00:17Our hearts go sing-a-ling!
00:00:20Cause there'll be presents under the tree!
00:00:23Hooray for Sandy Claws!
00:00:26Now all year long at the North Pole
00:00:29He's busy making toys!
00:00:33But he knows just what you're doing
00:00:36So you better be good girls and boys!
00:00:40Hang up that mistletoe
00:00:43Soon you'll hear ho-ho-ho
00:00:46On Christmas Day you'll wake up and you'll say
00:00:49Hooray for Sandy Claws!
00:00:59Hooray!
00:01:13Hang up that mistletoe
00:01:16Soon you'll hear ho-ho-ho
00:01:19On Christmas Day you'll wake up and you'll say
00:01:22Hooray for Sandy Claws!
00:01:26S-A-N-T-H-E-L-A-U-S
00:01:29Hooray for Sandy Claws!
00:01:32S-A-N-T-H-E-L-A-U-S
00:01:35Hooray for Sandy Claws!
00:01:38Hooray for Sandy Claws!
00:01:45Hooray for Sandy Claws!
00:01:50At this time, Station KID-TV brings you
00:01:53the special event of the year
00:01:55A first in television history
00:01:58At this very moment, KID-TV has standing by
00:02:01a television crew at Santa Claus Workshop
00:02:04And in just a few seconds, our special correspondent
00:02:07Andy Henderson will bring you a person-to-person
00:02:10interview with Santa Claus himself
00:02:12direct from the North Pole
00:02:14Where at the moment, the temperature is
00:02:1691 degrees below zero
00:02:20And now KID-TV takes you by a telestar
00:02:24Andy Henderson at the North Pole
00:02:26Hi kids, this is Andy Henderson
00:02:29at the North Pole
00:02:31Ooh, it's cold up here
00:02:34From this spot, there's only one direction you can go
00:02:37and that's south
00:02:40Living up here is pretty rough
00:02:42I don't see how Santa stands it
00:02:45Since we've been here, we've eaten nothing but frozen food
00:02:48At least that's the way it is by the time we get it
00:02:51And now, let's take a look-see into Santa's workshop
00:03:04Hello again
00:03:07Boys and girls, it's just weeks before Christmas
00:03:10and Santa and his helpers are working overtime
00:03:13to make sure that there's enough toys
00:03:15for the kids all over the world
00:03:18Santa's a pretty busy man, but I'm sure
00:03:21he'd like to say a few words to you kids
00:03:24Hello Santa
00:03:26Oh, hello son
00:03:28Oh, oh, hello boys and girls
00:03:34Oh, it's Andy, you caught me at a very busy time
00:03:37Well, uh, do you think you'll be ready by Christmas Eve?
00:03:40Well, we've never disappointed the kids yet
00:03:45Tell me, is it true that this year there's a rumor
00:03:48that you're going to use a rocket sled?
00:03:50No, sirree
00:03:52We're going out the good old-fashioned way with my reindeer
00:03:56Prancer and Dancer and Dunder and Blitzen
00:04:00and Vixen and Nixen
00:04:02Uh, Nixon, what?
00:04:04I get all these cons on it
00:04:06I get those names mixed up, but the kids know their names
00:04:10Santa, there you are
00:04:12We have so much to do
00:04:14I can't stand here dawdling talking to this visitor
00:04:17Mr. Anderson, this is Mrs. Claus
00:04:20Uh, dear, we're on television
00:04:23How do you do, Mr. Anderson?
00:04:25Now, I want you to go and finish painting those hobby horses
00:04:28Television? Did you say we're on television?
00:04:32Oh, dear, why didn't you tell me?
00:04:35Oh, my hair's a mess
00:04:38Hello there
00:04:40Oh!
00:04:46Come along, Mr. Anderson
00:04:48and I'll show you some of the new toys we're turning out
00:04:56How's it going, Winky?
00:04:58Everything is A-OK, Santa
00:05:00Good man
00:05:02Winky is in charge of our space department
00:05:05Oh, uh, now here, here is the latest toy rocket
00:05:10It runs on real rocket fuel
00:05:12Really?
00:05:14I've been wondering, what is this strange little creature over here?
00:05:18Oh, uh, Winky made that
00:05:20That's his idea of a Martian
00:05:22A Martian? Wowee wow, I'd hate to meet a creature like that on a dark night
00:05:27I wonder if there really are people on Mars
00:05:30Well, who knows?
00:05:32Well, if there are, I hope they have someone like you up there, Santa
00:05:35to bring joy and good cheer to all the Martian children
00:05:38Oh, Mr. Anderson
00:05:40Ho, ho, ho
00:05:42Keep going, Winky, Christmas Eve is coming soon
00:05:45Now, Mr. Anderson, I want to show you some more things
00:05:49Dropo?
00:05:52Dropo, you lazy, good-for-nothing, where are you?
00:05:59Dropo?
00:06:01Dropo, wake up, wake up
00:06:11Turn off that tickle ray
00:06:14Stand up
00:06:16Stand up
00:06:20Stand up
00:06:22Stand up
00:06:24I'm sorry, Chief Keemer, sir?
00:06:26Dropo, you are the laziest man on Mars
00:06:29Why are you sleeping during working hours?
00:06:32I wasn't sleeping, Chief
00:06:34It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these last few nights
00:06:37I forgot how
00:06:39So I was just practicing
00:06:44Well, I suggest you practice doing your work
00:06:47Where's Lady Momar?
00:06:49Oh, she went to the food pill center to get some new food pills
00:06:52The children haven't been eating well, no appetite at all
00:06:55Well, it's no wonder
00:06:57They sit in front of the video set all day watching those ridiculous Earth programs
00:07:01It confuses them
00:07:03Where are they?
00:07:05Oh, and they're watching Earth programs
00:07:16Say, Santa, what have we here?
00:07:18These are new dolls
00:07:20Now, this little doll walks, talks, cries
00:07:24And she even sings
00:07:26Almost like a real, live little girl
00:07:29That she is, sir, that she is
00:07:32All she needs is tender, loving care
00:07:35Bomar, what is a doll?
00:07:38I don't know, Gilmar
00:07:40What is tender, loving care?
00:07:42I don't know either
00:07:44Bomar, Gilmar
00:07:46I told you not to watch those silly Earth programs
00:07:50Now go to sleep
00:07:52Can we go to sleep now, Father?
00:07:54I want to see Santa Claus some more
00:07:56I want to see more toys
00:07:58No, go to sleep
00:08:00Go to sleep
00:08:22Hello, Droffo
00:08:23I see you're keeping busy
00:08:25Oh, I've been working very hard, Lady Bomar
00:08:27I've been vacuuming the room
00:08:29Is the master here?
00:08:30Oh, he's in there
00:08:31And Kimar is very angry too
00:08:33Kimar, I bought some new food pills
00:08:35I hope the children will eat these
00:08:37We have hamburger
00:08:39Buttered asparagus
00:08:41Mashed potatoes
00:08:42And a special treat for them
00:08:44Chocolate layer cake pills
00:08:46Bomar, I'm worried about our children
00:08:49So am I
00:08:50They've hardly eaten a thing in three days
00:08:52It goes deeper than that
00:08:54They're behaving strangely
00:08:56They appear to be troubled
00:08:57They don't care to sleep
00:08:59I had to use the sleep spray on them again
00:09:02I mentioned this to my council chiefs today
00:09:04And I learned it's the same with children all around the planet
00:09:07In every district
00:09:09Something is happening to the children of Mars
00:09:13Kimar, as leader of the Martians
00:09:16You must do something about it
00:09:19I know
00:09:20But what?
00:09:21Why don't you go to the forest
00:09:23And see Chochum, the ancient one
00:09:25He'll know what to do
00:09:26He's never failed you
00:09:27You speak wisely
00:09:29I will go
00:09:32Attention, council chiefs
00:09:34Please report
00:09:37Blomats reporting
00:09:38Rigna reporting
00:09:40Hargo here
00:09:41Voldar?
00:09:44Voldar, please report
00:09:46Voldar reporting
00:09:48Gentlemen of the council
00:09:50We will meet immediately at Chochum's chair
00:09:52In Thunder Forest
00:09:54What's wrong now, Kimar?
00:09:56I don't know, Voldar
00:09:58But I mean to find out
00:10:25Where's Kimar?
00:10:27He should be here any moment
00:10:29What's this all about?
00:10:31We'll find out when Kimar arrives
00:10:33We are probably going to seek the advice of Chochum
00:10:36What does Kimar think we are?
00:10:38A kindergarten class?
00:10:40Can't we make our own decisions?
00:10:42Must we always come crawling to that duttering old man?
00:10:45Chochum is 800 years old
00:10:47You can't dismiss the wisdom of centuries
00:10:50I can
00:10:51Gentlemen
00:10:54Thank you for coming
00:11:00Chochum
00:11:03Chochum, are you here?
00:11:07Ancient one of Mars, I call upon you
00:11:11Chochum, it is I, Kimar
00:11:13And the council chiefs
00:11:15I call upon you
00:11:17Chochum, it is I, Kimar
00:11:19And the council chiefs
00:11:22We need you, Chochum
00:11:43You called me
00:11:45Kimar
00:11:47We need your advice, Chochum
00:11:50Something is wrong with our children
00:11:53They eat not, they sleep not
00:11:56Their only interest is watching meaningless Earth programs on the video
00:12:02What time of year is it now?
00:12:06It is the middle of September
00:12:08No, no
00:12:10Not here
00:12:13I mean on Earth
00:12:17Ah, yes
00:12:20It is early December on Earth
00:12:24Close to the time of the Christmas
00:12:30That explains it
00:12:32What is a Christmas?
00:12:35It is an occasion
00:12:37For great joy
00:12:39And peace on the planet Earth
00:12:44And for children
00:12:46It is also a time of anticipation
00:12:50As they await the arrival of Santa Claus
00:12:56And his gifts
00:12:57Bah, what nonsense
00:13:00What has this to do with our children, ancient one?
00:13:03We have no children on Mars
00:13:07They have children's bodies
00:13:09But with adult minds
00:13:13They do not have a childhood
00:13:19I've seen this coming for centuries
00:13:23They are born
00:13:25Our electronic teaching machines are attached to their brains
00:13:29While they are in their cradles
00:13:32Information is fed into their minds in a constant stream
00:13:38And by the time they can walk
00:13:41They are adults
00:13:45They've never played
00:13:48They've never learned to have fun
00:13:52And now
00:13:54Now they are rebelling
00:13:57What do you advise?
00:13:59The children must be allowed to be children again
00:14:04They must learn to play
00:14:07They must learn what it means to have fun
00:14:12We need a Santa Claus on Mars
00:14:29Santa Claus on Mars?
00:14:31Where will we get a Santa Claus?
00:14:33There's only one Santa Claus, and he's on Earth
00:14:37Well, I guess that takes care of that
00:14:40Didn't I tell you it was a foolish idea to seek advice from that old man?
00:14:44This is a serious matter, Voldar
00:14:46And desperate problems require desperate deeds
00:14:49We must find a way to get Santa Claus on Mars
00:14:53We must find a way to get Santa Claus on Mars
00:14:56And desperate problems require desperate deeds
00:14:59Earth has had Santa Claus long enough
00:15:01We will bring him to Mars
00:15:03I'm against it!
00:15:04Our children are fine the way they are
00:15:06I don't want any Santa Claus bringing them toys and games
00:15:09They'll start playing and laughing and running underfoot
00:15:11They'll become a nuisance
00:15:12I've made my decision
00:15:14We leave for Earth tonight
00:15:17Rigna, Lomas, prepare spaceship number one
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00:17:51Union denies it has launched any new space satellites.
00:17:54Our radar stations are tracking the spaceship,
00:17:56or whatever it is.
00:17:57The U.S. Air Force has alerted all defense commands
00:18:00and retaliatory units.
00:18:01Stay tuned for further bulletins.
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00:18:43Sir, Earth radar beams are bouncing off our ship.
00:18:45Well, it certainly took them long enough.
00:18:48Hold on. Turn on the radar shield.
00:18:51Misfunctioning of radar shield.
00:18:53Rigna, check the radar box.
00:18:58Radar shield functioning.
00:19:00What was wrong, Rigna?
00:19:01A slight case of dropple.
00:19:03Hi, Chief.
00:19:04What are you doing here, Dropple?
00:19:06Well, Chief, I went to the launching pad
00:19:08so I could say goodbye to you, and I remembered.
00:19:10I've never been to Earth, so I thought I wanted to...
00:19:12I may leave you there in place of Santa Claus.
00:19:15Now, get below. I'll deal with you later.
00:19:21Dropple, get below quickly.
00:19:22Yes, Chief. Yes, Chief. Yes, Chief.
00:19:24I'm sorry.
00:19:28Prepare to land.
00:19:29We'll set down in that field near the lake.
00:19:33Rocket silencer is set.
00:19:36Rotor rockets, number one.
00:19:38And two, fire.
00:19:41All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit.
00:19:47Here is another UFO bulletin.
00:19:49The Defense Department has just announced
00:19:51that the unidentified flying object
00:19:53has suddenly disappeared from our radar screens.
00:19:56They believe the object has either disintegrated in space,
00:19:59or it may be a spaceship from some other planet
00:20:01which has the ability to nullify our radar beams.
00:20:04Because of the ominous situation,
00:20:06the President has ordered the Strategic Air Command into action.
00:20:10Come here! Come here! Come here!
00:20:40Come here! Come here!
00:21:11Come here! Come here! Come here!
00:21:24Fire retro rockets, number five and six.
00:21:27Retro rockets, five and six, fire.
00:21:41Lower landing legs.
00:21:58Landing legs lowered.
00:22:00Attention crew, this is Kimar.
00:22:02When we've landed,
00:22:03Rigna, Voldar, and I will lead the ship to investigate.
00:22:06Rigna, Voldar, and I will lead the ship to investigate.
00:22:09Hargo, Lomas, and Dropo will stay on board
00:22:12on constant alert for immediate blast off.
00:22:24The Defense Department believes that the object
00:22:26spotted on our radar screens
00:22:28might have been nothing more than a meteor
00:22:30which burned up when it entered our atmosphere.
00:22:33NASA Wernher von Breen, our leading space expert,
00:22:36is still convinced it was a Martian spaceship.
00:22:39Stay tuned for further bulletins.
00:22:43Billy, what does a Martian look like?
00:22:46I don't know. Nobody's ever seen one.
00:22:49I don't believe there are any Martians.
00:22:52You don't, huh?
00:22:53What would you do if a Martian were right up behind you?
00:22:56I'd scream.
00:22:59Oh, it's nothing, man. Betty, I'm trying to sleep.
00:23:02I see a Martian!
00:23:04Boy, you and your imaginations.
00:23:07Come on, let's go home.
00:23:11Who... who are you?
00:23:13We're from Mars. Don't be afraid.
00:23:15We have children just like you on Mars.
00:23:18What are those funny things sticking out of your head?
00:23:21Those are our antennae.
00:23:23Are you a television set?
00:23:25Shh!
00:23:26Stupid question.
00:23:28Is this what you want to do to our children on Mars?
00:23:31Turn them into nincompoops like these?
00:23:33Hold your tongue, Voldar.
00:23:35What's your name, little boy?
00:23:37Billy. Billy Foster, sir.
00:23:40And this is my sister Betty.
00:23:42Perhaps you can help us, Billy.
00:23:44We're looking for one of your Santa Clauses.
00:23:46There's only one Santa Claus.
00:23:48We've seen many of them in your cities.
00:23:50Oh, those are his helpers.
00:23:53It's only one real Santa Claus,
00:23:55and he's in his workshop up at the North Pole.
00:23:59That's what we came here to find out.
00:24:01Let's go.
00:24:02Come on, you two!
00:24:03Let me go!
00:24:04Where are you taking us?
00:24:05Leave them alone, Voldar!
00:24:06What?
00:24:07And leave them here to inform the authorities?
00:24:09He's right, Kimar.
00:24:10We'd better take them along with us to the North Pole.
00:24:15Very well.
00:24:16Come along.
00:24:24This morning, two children disappeared mysteriously
00:24:27from the vicinity of Welch Lake.
00:24:29The police have found no clues,
00:24:31and it seems as though Billy and Betty Foster
00:24:33have simply vanished into thin air.
00:24:35This appears to be a day when everything
00:24:37is vanishing into thin air.
00:24:38Local police are continuing their search
00:24:40for the missing children.
00:24:41The armed forces are continuing their search
00:24:43for the mysterious object from space.
00:24:54All right, Billy and Betty.
00:24:55Nobody's here.
00:24:56Come on in.
00:24:59Wally!
00:25:02Now, I'm not supposed to bring you here.
00:25:04The chief's going to be awful mad if he finds us.
00:25:07Boy, where will the kids at home find us
00:25:10if I was in a real Martian spaceship?
00:25:14Now, don't go!
00:25:15Don't go!
00:25:16Don't go!
00:25:17Don't go!
00:25:18Don't go!
00:25:19Don't go!
00:25:20Don't go!
00:25:21Spaceship.
00:25:22Now, don't touch anything!
00:25:26Now, here.
00:25:27That's the anti-gravity generator.
00:25:30And these are the retro rockets.
00:25:33Does this light up?
00:25:35Only when radar waves are bouncing off our ship.
00:25:38Then we put up this radar screen,
00:25:40then nobody can find us in space.
00:25:42Boy, that's pretty sharp.
00:25:44Yeah.
00:25:46What's this, Joppo?
00:25:47Oh, that's the elevator signal.
00:25:49That light starts flashing
00:25:51when somebody's coming up from the navigation deck.
00:26:00Somebody's coming up!
00:26:01We'd better get out of here!
00:26:03No, no, no, no!
00:26:04There's no time for that!
00:26:05Oh, I'm in trouble!
00:26:07Well, it's high!
00:26:08Here!
00:26:09Here!
00:26:10What?
00:26:11Oh, there!
00:26:12Oh, gee!
00:26:13Gee!
00:26:20Gee!
00:26:28Thinking of taking another nap in the radar box, Joppo?
00:26:32No, sir.
00:26:33As a matter of fact,
00:26:34I was just looking in there to remind myself
00:26:37never to hide in there again.
00:26:39I bet.
00:26:43Approaching North Pole.
00:26:45I can see Santa Claus' workshop.
00:26:50I prepare for landing.
00:26:56Hargo, set the rocket silencers.
00:26:59Drabo, you stay aboard and guard those children.
00:27:02They must not leave the ship now.
00:27:04Now or ever.
00:27:07What do you mean, Fogar?
00:27:09If we take them with us to Mars,
00:27:11Santa's disappearance will remain a mystery.
00:27:14No one on Earth will ever know
00:27:16that Santa Claus was kidnapped by Martians.
00:27:21Perhaps you're right.
00:27:23Drabo, get back to those children
00:27:25and don't let them out of your sight. Understand?
00:27:27Yes, sir, I understand. I'll keep an eye on them.
00:27:39We've landed.
00:27:41Secure the ship.
00:27:43Lomas, you stay on guard
00:27:45and have the ship ready for immediate blast-off.
00:27:48Rigna, Hargo, Voldar, you'll accompany me.
00:27:50Come, we'll activate TORG.
00:27:52TORG?
00:27:54To capture a roly-poly little man like Santa Claus?
00:27:57We don't need TORG.
00:27:59We won't take any chances.
00:28:01Come. Nothing can stop TORG.
00:28:22They're going to kidnap Santa Claus.
00:28:24And us, too.
00:28:26Not if we can help it.
00:28:28You've got to get out of here and warn Santa.
00:28:31What's a TORG?
00:28:32I don't know, but I'm not afraid of it.
00:28:35It's not going to stop us.
00:28:37Come on.
00:28:38Wait, Betty.
00:28:45Why did you do that?
00:28:47If this ship ever leaves Earth,
00:28:49I'll have the whole U.S. Space Force after them.
00:28:51Come on. Wait a minute.
00:29:02Come on.
00:29:22Come on, Betty.
00:29:50Come on.
00:30:16This action must take place swiftly.
00:30:18I can't afford to make any mistakes.
00:30:20Hargo, you cover the rear of the workshop.
00:30:23Rigna, Voldar, cover the front entrance.
00:30:26I'll direct TORG.
00:30:28Voldar isn't here.
00:30:30Rigna, go up and tell Voldar...
00:30:34Voldar, this is another one of your delaying tactics.
00:30:37You've been opposing me at every turn.
00:30:40Now I'm warning you, change your attitude.
00:30:43You finished, Chief?
00:30:45Yes, I am, and you will be, too, if you're not careful.
00:30:47Oh, but I am careful, Chief.
00:30:50So careful that I looked in at the children before I left the ship.
00:30:53You stay away from those children.
00:30:55That'll be easy to do.
00:30:57They've escaped.
00:30:58Voldar, if this is your idea of a joke...
00:31:00Ask Dropo.
00:31:02They overheard our plans.
00:31:03At this very moment, they're on their way to Santa Claus to warn him.
00:31:07It's true, Kimar.
00:31:08Their footprints.
00:31:11We must stop them.
00:31:12Those children mustn't reach Santa Claus.
00:31:15Follow them.
00:31:16I'll put Torg on the trail.
00:31:21Torg, come out of the spaceship.
00:31:25Torg, come out of the spaceship.
00:31:37Billy, I can't run anymore.
00:31:40I'm cold, and I'm tired.
00:31:43And it's beginning to snow.
00:31:45Please, Betty, try.
00:31:47We've got to warn Santa.
00:31:49We can't stop now.
00:31:51They might catch us.
00:31:52Where is Santa?
00:31:54I don't know.
00:31:56His workshop must be somewhere around here.
00:32:03Betty, look.
00:32:04It's Voldar.
00:32:06He's the mean one.
00:32:08The one who doesn't like us.
00:32:10Come on.
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00:33:09Oh, no!
00:33:30Get back!
00:33:39Don't move, Betty.
00:33:52I'll go take a look.
00:33:53It's all right now, Betty.
00:33:54Come on.
00:33:55I'm cold.
00:33:56I'm cold.
00:33:57I'm cold.
00:33:58I wish it wouldn't snow.
00:34:10That's the best thing that could happen.
00:34:15It'll cover our tracks and be harder for the Martians to find us.
00:34:20And it'll be harder for us to find Santa's workshop.
00:34:24I'm scared.
00:34:25We'll find it.
00:34:26Which way is north?
00:34:28I see it!
00:34:36I see it!
00:34:37Santa's workshop!
00:34:38Where?
00:34:39Right there!
00:34:40See the lights?
00:34:41Where?
00:34:42The lights are moving!
00:34:43They're coming towards us.
00:34:44Betty, that's not Santa's house!
00:34:45That's Bertie's house!
00:34:46Wait!
00:34:47They're coming towards us.
00:34:54Betty, that's not Santa's house.
00:34:57What?
00:34:58What is it?
00:34:59I don't know.
00:35:01What is it?
00:35:02I don't know.
00:35:31Good work, Torg.
00:35:32Now destroy them.
00:35:34Crush them.
00:35:35Crush them, Torg.
00:35:36Do as I say.
00:35:38I knew you'd try something like this.
00:35:40I set Torg's controls so he will obey only me.
00:35:43Release them, Torg.
00:35:45You were very lucky.
00:35:47Now don't try to escape again.
00:35:49You may not be so lucky next time.
00:35:51Hargo, take them back to the ship.
00:35:53Lock them up and rejoin us.
00:35:55You won't get away with this, you, you Martian.
00:36:02The danger grows with every minute.
00:36:04Let's get Santa Claus and blast off.
00:36:06We'll surround the workshop and send Torg in to get Santa.
00:36:10Nobody is to be harmed unless they get in our way.
00:36:13No one is to be harmed.
00:36:16What has happened to the great warriors of our planet?
00:36:19Mars used to be the planet of war.
00:36:22Mark my words, Ki-Ma.
00:36:24Your softness will destroy us.
00:36:27Santa Claus, toys, games, laughing children.
00:36:31We shall see.
00:36:33But for now, to your posts.
00:36:36Torg, follow me.
00:36:55Get him, Torg.
00:37:18You can't come in here. No one's allowed.
00:37:22Well, where did you come from?
00:37:24You're the biggest toy I've ever seen.
00:37:31And very well made, too.
00:37:35By the great dog Star, Santa's treating him like a toy.
00:37:40Get him, Torg. Grab him.
00:37:43He's become a toy.
00:37:45Rigna, we'll have to get Santa ourselves.
00:37:47Come on, Voldar.
00:37:52What have we here? More toys?
00:37:55Those are Martians.
00:37:57Santa Claus, you're coming with us.
00:37:59No, you can't take him now. It's too near Christmas.
00:38:02Quiet, you.
00:38:04But...
00:38:08We don't want to hurt you, Santa Claus, so come along quietly.
00:38:16Why?
00:38:18Why?
00:38:21Why did you have to do that to my helper?
00:38:24It's harmless. It'll wear off in a short while.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:30Oh, why didn't you say so in the first place?
00:38:32Now, you come with us. We need you on Mars.
00:38:43Are you sure this is harmless?
00:38:46Oh, I never saw such lazy people standing around like statues.
00:38:52There's work to be done. Let's get to it.
00:38:58Oh, me. Oh, my. Oh, me. Oh...
00:39:02Oh, Mrs. Claus is going to be very angry about this.
00:39:08Take him, Torg.
00:39:10Torg, take him.
00:39:13Obey my command.
00:39:15Forget it, Kimar.
00:39:17Rigna was right. He's nothing but a toy now.
00:39:21Best to leave him here.
00:39:24Believe me, I had nothing whatsoever to do about this.
00:39:29You know, my dear, I can't recall a time when you were so silent for so long.
00:39:37Let's go, old man.
00:39:46THE END
00:39:59And Mrs. Santa Claus has positively identified the kidnappers as Martians.
00:40:03Never in the history of mankind have the nations of the world reacted with such unanimity and cooperation.
00:40:08Tonight, the lights will burn until dawn in the United Nations building
00:40:11as the leaders of the world map the course of action.
00:40:15And at Cape Kennedy, our correspondent interviewed Werner von Green,
00:40:19the man in charge of America's Starshot program.
00:40:22Mr. von Green, what is the space agency doing about this?
00:40:26Well, they have mobilized all the men and equipment in our Starshot project,
00:40:30and we have rushed our astronauts into an intensive program for the final phase of their training.
00:40:35Now our Starshot ship is supposed to undergo six months of test flights,
00:40:39but we are going to forget about the testing and go after those Martian monkeys.
00:40:45Isn't that risky?
00:40:47Of course it is risky, but every one of our astronauts is begging for the chance to go after the Martians.
00:40:53Who wouldn't give everything to bring Santa back to our children?
00:41:40Earth hasn't reacted yet.
00:41:43No radar beams being bounced off our ship.
00:41:46Looks like we made a clean getaway.
00:41:50How's our captain?
00:41:53He's having the time of his life.
00:41:55He's such a funny little man.
00:41:57I've only been with him for five minutes, and he has me laughing just like an earthling.
00:42:01What's soft and round, and you put it on a stick, and you toast it,
00:42:05What's soft and round, and you put it on a stick, and you toast it in a fire, and it's green?
00:42:12I don't know, what?
00:42:14A Martian mellow!
00:42:21That's what you're all becoming.
00:42:24Martian mellows.
00:42:26Soft.
00:42:27Weak.
00:42:29That old man is a menace.
00:42:32And it was a very foggy Christmas Eve.
00:42:35Well, I could barely make out this chimney in the fog.
00:42:38But I found it all right, and I started to crawl in.
00:42:42Well, I tell you, it was the biggest chimney I'd ever been in.
00:42:47And then suddenly, suddenly I realized it wasn't a chimney at all.
00:42:53It was the smokestack of the Queen Elizabeth.
00:42:58Well, don't you think that was funny?
00:43:00Yes, Santa.
00:43:03Well, why don't you laugh?
00:43:05Gee, Santa, it's all our fault.
00:43:07We told them where to find you.
00:43:09Oh, balderdash in a fiddle-dee-dee, Billy boy.
00:43:13Everybody knows where Santa lives.
00:43:16Besides, I've always wanted to visit Mars.
00:43:20Mommy and Daddy are going to be angry.
00:43:23You think that's something?
00:43:25You think that's something?
00:43:27I can just see Mrs. Claus now.
00:43:30Christmas coming, and I'm not there.
00:43:32She'll have a fit.
00:43:36Oh me, oh my, oh me.
00:43:40Come and get it.
00:43:41Dinner time.
00:43:42Here's Dropo.
00:43:44If I can't cheer you up, Dropo can.
00:43:47He always makes me laugh.
00:43:49Well, you'll have a wonderful dinner tonight.
00:43:52Soup and beef stew and chocolate ice cream.
00:43:57No, thank you, Dropo.
00:43:59I'm not hungry.
00:44:00Come on, Billy.
00:44:02Oh.
00:44:04Well, is it all right if I have your chocolate ice cream?
00:44:07Sure.
00:44:08Oh, I just love chocolate ice cream.
00:44:17Gee, Mars must be a terrible place to live.
00:44:21Some chocolate ice cream.
00:44:24Pills for dinner.
00:44:27I suppose if a Martian has a headache, he doesn't take pills.
00:44:32He takes chocolate ice cream.
00:44:37Oh dear, oh dear.
00:44:39Kimo, look at this.
00:44:41That small blip is not an asteroid.
00:44:43It's a spaceship, and it's on our tail.
00:44:45It's getting closer.
00:44:46Impossible, Rigna.
00:44:47They couldn't have spotted us.
00:44:48We have our radar shield on.
00:44:50I know that, sir, but they are gaining on us.
00:44:53Is it possible Earth has a secret device that can penetrate our radar shield?
00:44:56They have a secret device, and his name is Billy Foster.
00:45:00I warned you that these Earthlings are dangerous.
00:45:03They'll destroy us if we allow them.
00:45:06Well, I won't allow them.
00:45:14I think we underestimate the resourcefulness of these Earth people.
00:45:18Very clever of the boy.
00:45:20Make the repairs, Rigna.
00:45:22I'll take evasive action.
00:45:31Well, and how is Santa and the little Earthlings?
00:45:38My, it must be tiresome cooped up in this little room.
00:45:42Say, how would you like to see the rest of the ship?
00:45:46You're not fooling me.
00:45:47You don't like us.
00:45:49You're mean.
00:45:50Oh, come on now.
00:45:52That's not true.
00:45:53Why, Santa makes everyone feel good.
00:45:56Even me.
00:45:57I don't trust you.
00:45:59Now, now, Billy boy.
00:46:01That's not the Christmas spirit.
00:46:03Why, of course, Buldar.
00:46:05We'd love to take the grand tour.
00:46:10All right, children.
00:46:28This room is called...
00:46:29Airlocks.
00:46:30That's right.
00:46:31Sure.
00:46:32This is where you come when you're ready to go out in space.
00:46:35It's airtight.
00:46:37You put on your spacesuit and go out through that door.
00:46:40When you come back, the door closes,
00:46:43and they pump air back into the room through there.
00:46:46When it reaches the pressure of the rest of the ship,
00:46:49you can take your spacesuit off.
00:46:51Smart lad.
00:46:52Where's the control that opens the door, sir?
00:46:55Not here.
00:46:56That's in the control deck.
00:46:58You see, once you pull that switch,
00:47:00the warning bell sounds,
00:47:02and in 60 seconds, that door opens.
00:47:05We have to give a spaceman a chance to make a final checkup on their equipment.
00:47:09There's no air out in space.
00:47:11If that door were open now,
00:47:13it would pull all the air out of this room and us with it.
00:47:17You certainly know a great deal about space travel, son.
00:47:20He's going to be a spaceman when he grows up.
00:47:25Maybe sooner than that.
00:47:32Santa, that clock stopped.
00:47:3460 seconds.
00:47:35That must be the door timer.
00:47:41Santa, he locked us in.
00:47:43Oh, I don't think so.
00:47:45He probably just stepped out for a moment.
00:47:48It's locked.
00:47:49I don't trust Voldar.
00:47:51He's not like him or any others.
00:47:53I don't like him.
00:47:54I'm worried, Santa.
00:47:56Now, children, let's not get excited.
00:48:13It's Voldar!
00:48:14He's going to open the space door!
00:48:18Help, Timon!
00:48:19Timon, help!
00:48:39Gee, Santa, what are we going to do?
00:48:41Once that door opens, we haven't got a chance.
00:48:46Uh, where did you say this leads to, Billy?
00:48:50Seven.
00:48:51Six.
00:48:53Five.
00:48:55Four.
00:48:56Three.
00:48:58Two.
00:49:00One.
00:49:01Zero.
00:49:02Who's in the airlock?
00:49:04No one.
00:49:05Now.
00:49:07What's going on, Voldar?
00:49:08Chief, Santa and the children are missing.
00:49:13Where are they?
00:49:16Drifting around in space, along with the rest of us space jumpers.
00:49:44Before I'm through with you, Voldar, you wish you were floating around out there in space.
00:49:49Merry Christmas, everyone!
00:49:53Santa Claus, you're all right.
00:49:54I thought you were...
00:49:55Well, when Voldar accidentally left us in the airlock and then came up here and accidentally threw the door switch,
00:50:03we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be the end of us.
00:50:08Accidentally, of course.
00:50:10So he crawled out to the air duct.
00:50:13The air duct?
00:50:14But the air duct is just a little... and you're so big.
00:50:20Why, you're talking to Santa Claus, son.
00:50:25But how...
00:50:26Well, now you wouldn't want me to tell my secret, would you?
00:50:34Oh, poor man.
00:50:36He's fainted, just like someone who's seen a ghost.
00:50:58Begin landing operation.
00:51:01One and two, fire.
00:51:05Lower landing legs.
00:51:11Rigna, after we've secured the ship and lowered the ladder,
00:51:15you and Hargo get Voldar out of the brig and take him to the council room.
00:51:19You'll stand trial immediately.
00:51:20All right, chief.
00:51:23We've landed.
00:51:25Hatch open.
00:51:26Hatch open.
00:51:29Ladder down.
00:51:31Power off.
00:51:32Ship secure.
00:51:35Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
00:51:39Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
00:51:45Ah, Merry Christmas, Voldar.
00:51:47All right, on your feet.
00:51:48Come on.
00:51:51Dropo.
00:51:52Look, I was handing these food pills to the boys and he grabbed my...
00:51:56Shut up, Dropo.
00:51:58Kimar, come in quickly.
00:52:00Kimar.
00:52:01Yes, Rigna.
00:52:02Voldar has escaped.
00:52:04What?
00:52:05He's gone.
00:52:06That can only mean trouble.
00:52:08Put a constant guard on Santa and the Earth children.
00:52:11Voldar will be back.
00:52:29Father?
00:52:30Is Father here yet?
00:52:32No, Bomar.
00:52:33I'll call you the moment he arrives.
00:52:35Is Dropo coming back, too?
00:52:37Yes, Girmar.
00:52:38Now go back to your studies.
00:52:51Oh, Kimar.
00:52:54Are you alone?
00:52:55No.
00:52:59Where?
00:53:00Earthlings, Billy and Betty.
00:53:04Welcome to our home.
00:53:10There's someone else, too.
00:53:12Come on.
00:53:13Come on in.
00:53:15Lady Bomar.
00:53:17I'm not accustomed to entering people's homes through the door.
00:53:21But you have no chimney.
00:53:24Welcome, Santa Claus.
00:53:26We hope you'll make the children on Mars very happy.
00:53:29I'll try, dear lady.
00:53:31I'll try.
00:53:33I'll try.
00:53:34I'll try.
00:53:35I'll try.
00:53:36I'll try.
00:53:37I'll try.
00:53:38I'll try.
00:53:39I'll try.
00:53:40I'll try.
00:53:41I'll try.
00:53:42I'll try.
00:53:44Where are they?
00:53:47Well, we'll start with my youngsters.
00:53:49How are they, Bomar?
00:53:51The same.
00:53:52Quiet, remote, and very unhappy.
00:53:54They're inside studying.
00:53:56Well, let old Santa say hello to them.
00:53:59And I'm sure these children would like to meet them.
00:54:02I'll tell them you're here.
00:54:05Y over 5 pi r squared to determine the correct orbit from Mars to Jupiter
00:54:12traveling along vector A through the 17th quadrant at the power of 12 megatrons.
00:54:20Father!
00:54:21Father, we missed you!
00:54:24I missed you, too.
00:54:26Children, I brought some visitors from Earth.
00:54:32Will you come in, please, children?
00:54:37Billy and Betty, this is Bomar and Grandma.
00:54:43Hi.
00:54:47There's nothing in it.
00:54:49What are you giving me?
00:54:50My hand to shake.
00:55:00How old are you?
00:55:01Ten.
00:55:02I'm ten, too.
00:55:03And Grandma's eight.
00:55:05So is my sister.
00:55:07We have another Earth person that wants to see you.
00:55:13Oh!
00:55:14Oh!
00:55:15Oh!
00:55:16Oh!
00:55:17Oh!
00:55:18Oh!
00:55:19Oh!
00:55:20Oh!
00:55:21Oh!
00:55:22Oh!
00:55:23Oh!
00:55:24Oh!
00:55:25Oh!
00:55:26Oh!
00:55:27Oh!
00:55:28Oh!
00:55:29Oh!
00:55:30Oh!
00:55:31Oh!
00:55:32Oh!
00:55:33Oh!
00:55:34Oh!
00:55:35Oh!
00:55:36Oh!
00:55:37Oh!
00:55:38Oh!
00:55:39Oh!
00:55:40Oh!
00:55:41Oh!
00:55:42Oh!
00:55:43Oh!
00:55:44Oh!
00:55:45Oh!
00:55:46Oh!
00:55:47Boy, uh.
00:55:51What now?
00:55:57What is that?
00:56:01They're laughing.
00:56:03Bombar and Grandma, too.
00:56:05But they've never laughed before!
00:56:07Come.
00:56:08Boy.
00:56:09Boy.
00:56:10Hiding in a dirty cave like a speckled Mars worm.
00:56:14Oh, Cheema, we'll get this.
00:56:16I'll find a way.
00:56:17That's easy.
00:56:18Let's get rid of the little fat friend in the red suit.
00:56:23Oh, that's suicide.
00:56:26That's the closest I'm a constant guard.
00:56:28We couldn't get within 20 feet of him without being disintegrated.
00:56:31But I have other plans.
00:56:37Someone's approaching the cave.
00:56:39Who?
00:56:40It's me, Shin.
00:56:42All right.
00:56:43Turn off the nuclear curtain.
00:56:48All right, Shin.
00:56:49Enter.
00:56:53What'd you find out?
00:56:55The toy shop is operating full blast.
00:56:57No one suspects me.
00:56:58So I sneaked down and took a good long look.
00:57:01It's nothing like no one on Earth.
00:57:02No one is sawing or hammering.
00:57:04Kimar has built a mechanized assembly line for the old man.
00:57:07Toys are rolling off by the second.
00:57:09This planet will be full of toys.
00:57:14You know, pick up one little toy.
00:57:17It's the cutest thing.
00:57:19It's just a coil spring.
00:57:23And it goes down steps all by itself.
00:57:26I was tempted to steal one.
00:57:28I'd like to fool around with the thing.
00:57:30Toys!
00:57:31The decay is setting in.
00:57:33It's even affecting you.
00:57:34Soon all of Martians will be blithering idiots.
00:57:37Oh, we've no time to lose.
00:57:38We must go into action.
00:57:40Now, we can't have the limited Santa Claus,
00:57:42but we can discredit him.
00:57:44Make him a laughingstock throughout Mars.
00:57:46Come on.
00:57:47Now, listen.
00:57:48Careful.
00:57:49The workshop closes at 10 o'clock.
00:57:51The guards will be at Kimar's house, guarding Santa Claus.
00:57:54Now, this is what we'll do.
00:57:55See?
00:57:56You take the left road.
00:57:58Oh, boy.
00:58:03Hi, Billy.
00:58:04Everything okay?
00:58:05Gee, Gobble, everything's great.
00:58:12Oh, Santa.
00:58:13Hundreds of thousands of letters from all over Mars.
00:58:16Well, come on.
00:58:18Heh, heh, heh, heh.
00:58:28Two dolls.
00:58:29Two dolls, yes, Betty.
00:58:37Three baseball bats.
00:58:39Three baseball bats.
00:58:49Look at me.
00:58:50Santa Claus, the great toy maker.
00:58:53Pressing buttons.
00:58:55That's automation for you.
00:58:57Technology.
00:58:59Sweet.
00:59:01Well, that's enough for today, folks.
00:59:07Let's close up shop.
00:59:11Hey, Santa.
00:59:12Boy, we sure did a lot today.
00:59:14Boy, a lot of toys made for the last day, Santa.
00:59:20Pretty nice, eh?
00:59:21Lady Mo-Ma made it for me.
00:59:23Can I try it on, Santa?
00:59:26Don't be silly, Dropo.
00:59:28This would never fit you.
00:59:30Why, you have to fatten up first.
00:59:42Well, there's another day gone, children.
00:59:45As they say on Earth, another day, another dollar.
00:59:49Well, hello, Santa.
00:59:51How are you feeling today?
00:59:52Tired?
00:59:53No, no, I'm not tired.
00:59:56But my finger is.
00:59:58It's been pressing buttons all day long.
01:00:01Heh, heh, heh, heh.
01:00:03Well, I think I'll go in and put my finger to bed.
01:00:08Here, children, here's your milk.
01:00:09You can play for half an hour, and then you'll have to go to bed.
01:00:12Daddy, may we watch the Earth program?
01:00:15Certainly, dear.
01:00:16But only for half an hour.
01:00:21Billy?
01:00:23Betty?
01:00:24Don't you want to watch the Earth program?
01:00:26Oh, no, sir.
01:00:28We're not interested in Earth programs.
01:00:31I'm going to sleep.
01:00:32Good night.
01:00:33Me, too.
01:00:34Just a moment.
01:00:35Good night, Mr. Kimar.
01:00:36Good night, Lady Mo-Ma.
01:00:37Just a moment, children.
01:00:40Are you feeling well?
01:00:42Oh, we feel fine, sir.
01:00:44Good night.
01:00:45Good night.
01:00:46Has someone been mistreating you?
01:00:49Oh, no, sir.
01:00:50You and Lady Mo-Ma have just been swell to us.
01:00:53Good night.
01:00:58What could it be, Mo-Ma?
01:01:00They're behaving the way our children used to behave.
01:01:03Can't you tell, Kimar?
01:01:05They're homesick.
01:01:07They miss their parents, their friends.
01:01:10Kimar, you've got to send those children back.
01:01:17Impossible.
01:01:22Santa says I've got to fatten up.
01:01:30Walton milk.
01:01:35Chocolate cake.
01:01:41Banana split.
01:01:47With whipped cream.
01:02:00That takes too long.
01:02:29Oh!
01:02:33Now I'm Santa Claus!
01:02:36Ho, ho, ho!
01:02:39Ho, ho, ho!
01:02:41Merry Christmas, everyone!
01:02:44Ho, ho, ho!
01:02:46My finger isn't tired.
01:02:48I think I'll go down to the workshop and make some more toys.
01:02:52Ho, ho, ho!
01:02:54Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
01:02:57Oh, oh, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
01:03:01Jingle bells...
01:03:17There it is!
01:03:21Oh!
01:03:22Ha ha ha!
01:03:23Ooh!
01:03:24Oh!
01:03:25Oh!
01:03:25Oh!
01:03:26Ha ha ha!
01:03:27Come on.
01:03:34Shem, hold the light.
01:03:37Hold the light.
01:03:41Oh!
01:03:43Ah, this is gonna shake all the luck.
01:03:46These toys will never be the same again.
01:03:51Shh, shh, shh.
01:03:54Someone's coming.
01:03:56Quick, down.
01:03:57Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
01:04:00Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
01:04:04Whoa, what a break.
01:04:07It's Santa Claus.
01:04:09He's alone.
01:04:10No guards.
01:04:11Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
01:04:16Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
01:04:20Oh.
01:04:30Now stay put, my fast little friend.
01:04:33Hey, Santa, how do you like this toy?
01:04:36Ho, ho, ho.
01:04:38My friend asked you a question.
01:04:40Answer him.
01:04:41Ho, ho, ho.
01:04:42Squash him.
01:04:44I found a nuclear curtain.
01:04:50Tomorrow marks the end of Operation Santa Claus.
01:04:55And Mars returns to normal.
01:04:58Ha, ha, ha.
01:05:02Dropo.
01:05:04Dropo, you rascal, where are you?
01:05:07Dropo.
01:05:08Oh.
01:05:11Children, breakfast is ready.
01:05:16Good morning, dear.
01:05:17Seymour, I can't find Dropo.
01:05:19His bed hasn't been slept in.
01:05:21What's he up to now?
01:05:23Good morning.
01:05:24Good morning, Lady Momar.
01:05:26Oh, oh, my extra suit.
01:05:29The one you made for me is missing.
01:05:31I'm sure I brought it home from the toy shop last night.
01:05:34That's two things that are missing, your suit and Dropo.
01:05:37What?
01:05:38Oh.
01:05:39That explains it.
01:05:41When you find my missing suit, you'll find Dropo inside it.
01:05:45He's out someplace playing Santa Claus.
01:05:48Take care of him.
01:05:49Oh, no, no, no.
01:05:51Now let him have his fun.
01:05:53He's probably at the toy shop making toys.
01:05:56He loves it.
01:05:58Children, would you please hurry?
01:06:00Breakfast is ready.
01:06:01Yes, yes.
01:06:02If you don't hurry, your breakfast will get cold.
01:06:05Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:06:07Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:06:08Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:06:12Dropo, we're here.
01:06:14He's hiding, Santa.
01:06:16Oh, playing hide-and-seek, eh?
01:06:19All right, Dropo.
01:06:21Here we come, ready or not.
01:06:30He's not here, Santa.
01:06:32That's funny.
01:06:33Oh, well, he'll turn up.
01:06:34Let's get started.
01:06:36Ha, ha, ha.
01:06:37Ready?
01:06:38Yeah.
01:06:39Hey, boy.
01:06:41Ready?
01:06:42OK.
01:06:44Let's go.
01:06:46One teddy bear and one doll.
01:06:48One teddy bear and one doll.
01:06:56Santa, stop the machine.
01:06:58Look.
01:06:59The doll has a teddy bear's head, and the teddy bear has a doll's head.
01:07:04I can't understand it.
01:07:06Oh, let's try it again.
01:07:08What's next, Betty?
01:07:10One baseball bat.
01:07:15A baseball tennis.
01:07:17Well, this will never do.
01:07:19The machine isn't working right.
01:07:21Oh, dear.
01:07:22What else, Betty?
01:07:24A toy train.
01:07:25A toy train.
01:07:27Well, all right.
01:07:34Why?
01:07:35Why, this doesn't make sense.
01:07:40Well, this never happened when we made toys by hand.
01:07:46Something very strange is happening here.
01:07:52Bomar, I think you'd better call your father.
01:07:59Father?
01:08:00Father, this is Bomar.
01:08:02Yes, Bomar?
01:08:03Father, we're in the toy shop.
01:08:05Chopper wasn't here.
01:08:07And there's something wrong with the toy machine, too.
01:08:09I'll be right over.
01:08:13It's time to go.
01:08:15Shiv, wake up.
01:08:18I still think you're making a mistake.
01:08:20It's too dangerous walking right into the enemy camp.
01:08:23Gmar or his men wouldn't dare lay a finger on us.
01:08:26Not while we're keeping Santa Claus a hostage.
01:08:29Now, if we're not back in three hours, you know what to do.
01:08:32All right, Sim.
01:08:33Open the nuclear curtain.
01:08:51Just a word of warning.
01:08:53If you've got any big ideas, forget them.
01:08:57If you walk through that nuclear curtain,
01:08:59you'll be disintegrated like that.
01:09:09Sabotage.
01:09:11Somebody switched all our wiring.
01:09:15Dropper's gone, your suit is missing,
01:09:18and now this machine's been sabotaged.
01:09:21Put them all together, it spells Voldar.
01:09:24He was here, and he thought Dropper was me.
01:09:28He's got Dropper, and I'm going to find him.
01:09:33Poor Dropper.
01:09:39Surprised to see us?
01:09:41You're under arrest, Voldar.
01:09:45Stop playing with toys.
01:09:47Put it away, Gmar.
01:09:49We have a weapon that's much more potent than that.
01:09:52No, we are holding Santa Claus a hostage.
01:09:55One false move, and your little ho-ho-ho man will be destroyed.
01:10:00All right, what do you want, Voldar?
01:10:02These are our terms.
01:10:05First, destroy the toy machine.
01:10:08Second, we will release Santa Claus if you promise to send him
01:10:11and the Earthlings back to their planet.
01:10:14Third, no more joy through toys nonsense on Mars.
01:10:18Well?
01:10:20Well, you win.
01:10:27Are you sure you have Santa Claus?
01:10:30You know we have him.
01:10:32You mean you had him?
01:10:39How did he get out of the cave?
01:10:41Damn that idiot!
01:10:43And how'd he get here so fast?
01:10:45Santa Claus has powers that you don't know about.
01:10:47All right, arms up.
01:10:49Rigna, Hargo, Lomas, report.
01:10:51This is Rigna, Gmar.
01:10:52Hargo and Lomas are with me.
01:10:54Good.
01:10:55I've got Voldar and Stobo.
01:10:57I'll keep them here in the storeroom of the toy shop.
01:10:59Rigna, you come here and take them off my hands.
01:11:01I want Hargo and Lomas to look for a man named Shem.
01:11:04Tell them to search the caves along the transverse canal.
01:11:07Right, Gmar.
01:11:09All right, you two.
01:11:10In there.
01:11:19All right, you might as well relax.
01:11:21You're going to pee here for a while.
01:11:22Sit down.
01:11:48Where are you going?
01:11:50Ho, ho, ho!
01:11:52Can't you say anything else but ho, ho, ho?
01:11:56Ho, ho, ho!
01:11:58If you're thinking of leaving, Santa, let me remind you.
01:12:02Once you hit that nuclear curtain, there won't even be a whisker left.
01:12:06Ho, ho, ho!
01:12:08Hey, Santa, be careful!
01:12:14Santa, be careful!
01:12:25What are you going to do with us?
01:12:27You're going to stand trial before the council.
01:12:29I don't think you'll be causing any more trouble.
01:12:45Well, now, I think that should do it, Billy boy.
01:12:49Close the door, son.
01:12:51Now, I think we need a little red paint, and you'll find it in the storeroom.
01:12:56Smart, Santa.
01:12:57Such a good boy.
01:13:03This time, I'll take care of Santa Claus for good, and smash that machine.
01:13:09Santa!
01:13:10Santa!
01:13:11Volga and Loverman are in the storeroom, and they're coming to get you.
01:13:14Oh, they are, are they?
01:13:17Well, maybe they'd like to have some fun with our toys, and we'll see that they do.
01:13:24Won't we, kids?
01:13:36Ho, ho, we meet again, eh?
01:13:38I don't know how you escaped shim, but you won't escape me.
01:13:43You're through!
01:13:44Voldar, why don't you, uh, relax?
01:13:49You're going to relax permanently.
01:14:19I feel great, don't you?
01:14:20Heh, heh, heh.
01:14:50You!
01:14:53Wha?
01:14:56Well, you're not here.
01:15:04Hey, you're in there!
01:15:10Oh, yeah, you're right.
01:15:11I'm not here.
01:15:12I'm in there!
01:15:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:15:14Hey, you're out of here!
01:15:15I'm in there!
01:15:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:15:17You're out of here!
01:15:18Wait a minute, I'm going to see who's fighting in there.
01:15:27What happened?
01:15:29I don't know what's going on in there, but I'm going to take care of you myself.
01:15:33Doc, just a minute, I'd like to talk to...
01:15:36Oh, boy, gee, am I glad to see you.
01:15:40All right, inside, Stubble.
01:15:43All right, kids, you can stop now.
01:15:49I said cease fire!
01:16:00All right, Rigna, take them away, they've had a rough day.
01:16:12Ho, ho, ho, everybody! Merry Christmas!
01:16:19You don't need me here, Kimar, you've got a wonderful Santa Claus of your own.
01:16:27Ho, ho, ho!
01:16:33Goodbye, Billy.
01:16:34Goodbye.
01:16:35Goodbye, Betty dear.
01:16:39You take care of yourself.
01:16:41Bye.
01:16:43I've got something for you, Billy.
01:16:45Gee, thanks.
01:16:47Goodbye.
01:16:48Goodbye.
01:16:49Gee, we had fun.
01:16:51We're going to miss you.
01:16:52Do you think we'll ever meet again?
01:16:54I'm sure you will, children.
01:16:56Thank you, Santa, for bringing happiness to the children of Mars.
01:17:00And the Christmas spirit to all of us.
01:17:02Sir, from the bottom of my heart, I wish you and yours the very best of everything.
01:17:12Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
01:17:15Papa, you can't wait!
01:17:19Oh, yes, no pillows, look, look, yes, no pillows!
01:17:23Ho, ho, ho!
01:17:25Now, if we hurry, we can get back in time for Christmas Eve.
01:17:31Yay!
01:17:33Shall we get going?
01:17:36Yay!
01:17:39Goodbye, dear friends.
01:17:41Away!
01:17:46Merry Christmas!
01:17:50Merry Christmas, everyone!
01:17:54Away!
01:18:02Hooray for Santy Claus!
01:18:05Yay, yay for Santy Claus!
01:18:08He's fat and round, but jumpin' dimmin'
01:18:12He can climb down any dimming
01:18:15When we hear sleigh bells ring
01:18:18Our hearts go ting-a-ling
01:18:21Cause there'll be presents under the tree
01:18:24Hooray for Santy Claus!
01:18:27Now all year long at the North Pole
01:18:30He's busy making toys
01:18:33But he knows just what to do it
01:18:37So you'd better be good girls and boys
01:18:41Hang up that mistletoe
01:18:44Soon you'll hear ho, ho, ho
01:18:47On Christmas Day you'll wake up and you'll say
01:18:50Hooray for Santy Claus!
01:19:07Yay, yay!
01:19:09Yay, yay!
01:19:11Yay, yay!
01:19:12Hooray!
01:19:14Hang up that mistletoe
01:19:17Soon you'll hear ho, ho, ho
01:19:20On Christmas Day you'll wake up and you'll say
01:19:23Hooray for Santy Claus!
01:19:26S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
01:19:30Hooray for Santy Claus!
01:19:33S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
01:19:36Hooray for Santy Claus!
01:19:39Hooray for Santy Claus!
01:19:46Hooray for Santy Claus!