The Milky Way

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00:01:00Gentlemen, we are here to do homage to one who has filled the bottle of achievement, one

00:01:20who rose to the top, just like our Queen.

00:01:24This man has faithfully delivered our products, achieving a record for which we may all be

00:01:29justly proud.

00:01:31The unbelievable record of 428 points.

00:01:35Mr. Edison, I congratulate you.

00:01:37Now, fellas, I'll...

00:01:39Mr. Edison thanks you, I'm sure.

00:01:41And there are others among you who are deserving of honorable mention.

00:01:44You, Mr. Ackerman, for your splendid record of 397 points.

00:01:50But there is another man who has been with us for a short time.

00:01:53But in that short time has achieved a wonderful record.

00:01:56I congratulate you, Mr. Snodgrass.

00:02:00And you, Mr. Scott, are deserving of honorable mention.

00:02:04And you, and you, and you, and...

00:02:09I'll see you later.

00:02:12Now, just a moment's chat about the pulse of our public.

00:02:30Now, in this area here, we find...

00:02:40In this area here, we find that our sales are...

00:02:49I say, in this area, our sales are falling far below what they should.

00:02:53There is no reason...

00:02:55Please.

00:02:59Please.

00:03:08We find in this area here that our business is falling off...

00:03:11while that of our competitor seems to be on the increase.

00:03:16I say, in this area, our business is falling off...

00:03:20while that of our competitor seems to be on the increase.

00:03:23As I was saying, that in this area, we find that, in this area, I'm telling you that we

00:03:33find our sales are falling below what they should.

00:03:36We are losing on our customers.

00:03:38Now something is wrong.

00:03:41Now the question is, what is wrong?

00:03:44Why is it?

00:03:45I ask you.

00:03:46There's the reason.

00:03:48I can see it now.

00:03:50That's what's wrong.

00:03:57Burleigh, what's the matter with you?

00:04:02I just drank some ink.

00:04:03You know how that is.

00:04:04No, I don't.

00:04:05I never drink ink.

00:04:06Some of the boys have been playing tricks on you.

00:04:07Who gave you that?

00:04:08Oh, no one gave it to me, sir.

00:04:09Well, probably that clown has been doing the hiccuping in there.

00:04:11Oh, no, sir.

00:04:12How do you know?

00:04:13Get in there.

00:04:14Harvest Moon, checkroom.

00:04:15Hello, sis.

00:04:16Y'all ready to go?

00:04:17Yeah, I'm leaving right away.

00:04:18All right.

00:04:19I'll be waiting out in front.

00:04:20I think it's terrible, little girl, waiting out in front.

00:04:21Me, too.

00:04:22Yes, Burleigh.

00:04:23Uh-huh.

00:04:24Well, I'll be there any time you say.

00:04:25So will I.

00:04:26Me, too.

00:04:27All right.

00:04:28All right.

00:04:29All right.

00:04:30All right.

00:04:31All right.

00:04:32All right.

00:04:33All right.

00:04:34All right.

00:04:35All right.

00:04:36All right.

00:04:37All right.

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00:04:39All right.

00:04:40All right.

00:04:41All right.

00:04:42All right.

00:04:43All right.

00:04:44Don't worry, I'll be there.

00:04:47I think the guy ought to stay home.

00:04:49Me, too.

00:04:50Goodbye.

00:04:51You know, I'm glad you took us.

00:04:53I was getting a little tired.

00:04:55Yes, I know.

00:04:58You, too.

00:04:59Pardon me.

00:05:04You gave us the wrong hats.

00:05:10Oh, that's very funny.

00:05:12If you tell me where the act's playing, I'll try and miss it.

00:05:15Ha, ha, ha.

00:05:17Here.

00:05:20We like you.

00:05:22We don't.

00:05:23Listen, what happened?

00:05:24Did you lose your address book?

00:05:25Yes.

00:05:27Yes, what?

00:05:28Yes, ma'am.

00:05:29That's what I thought.

00:05:30Good night.

00:05:31Where are you going?

00:05:35You give me my hat.

00:05:41Give me my hat.

00:05:41Listen, I got a great idea.

00:05:44Let's all go over to your house.

00:05:47Did it ever occur to you that I might be somebody's sister?

00:05:50Hello, sis.

00:05:52Listen, I'm warning you.

00:05:53My brother's a very tough man.

00:05:55She's got a brother.

00:05:57She's got a brother.

00:05:59She's got a brother.

00:06:00Riley!

00:06:01Oh, poor darling.

00:06:04Riley!

00:06:05Riley!

00:06:06Riley!

00:06:07Riley!

00:06:08Riley!

00:06:09Riley!

00:06:10What's the matter?

00:06:11Say, you fellas can't do this.

00:06:14Who are you?

00:06:15Well, I'm her brother.

00:06:16How do we know?

00:06:17Yeah, yeah.

00:06:18Can you identify yourself?

00:06:20Huh?

00:06:20A serious thing posing as somebody's brother.

00:06:23What's your name?

00:06:26Put him in jail.

00:06:27Ask him again, he'll tell you the same.

00:06:28Come on, Burleigh.

00:06:29Let's get out of here.

00:06:30Did you hear what he said?

00:06:31He started it.

00:06:32He put it on himself.

00:06:33Come on, Burleigh.

00:06:34You're outnumbered.

00:06:35No, they're probably gangsters.

00:06:36Should be arrested.

00:06:38Give me that again.

00:06:39What's your name?

00:06:41Joe Monroe.

00:06:42Ask me again, you still won't know.

00:06:43He's telling it again.

00:06:44He's repeating it.

00:06:45He repeated it.

00:06:47I'll give him a last chance to make a dying statement.

00:06:51This is silly, Burleigh, and dangerous.

00:06:53It's all right, sis.

00:06:54I know a million of them.

00:06:55Yeah, well, he can't get away with that.

00:06:57This is it.

00:06:58What's your name?

00:06:59Boo-Boo-Badoo.

00:07:00That's who I am.

00:07:01And I'm going to get rid of you.

00:07:02I'm going to get rid of you.

00:07:04I'm going to get rid of you.

00:07:05I'm going to get rid of you.

00:07:07That's who I am, and who are you?

00:07:08That's him, sis.

00:07:12Fight.

00:07:13Fight.

00:07:14Come on, girls.

00:07:15Let's go get a fight.

00:07:17Who's fighting?

00:07:18Come on, come on, girls.

00:07:26Do any of you mutts know these mutts?

00:07:29I don't know this guy, but this guy is the middleweight

00:07:32champion of the world.

00:07:33Hey, I'd like to shake the hand of the man that knocked out the middleweight champion.

00:07:40So would I!

00:07:41Extra, extra!

00:07:42Read all about it!

00:07:44Middleweight champion knocked out by truck driver!

00:07:46Read all about it!

00:07:47Extra!

00:07:48Well, they kind of got you in the spot, ain't they, Gabby?

00:07:55Yeah.

00:07:56Every time I leave town, something happens.

00:07:57That is news.

00:07:58There's a rule.

00:07:59Something happens and then you leave town.

00:08:00Oh, I see.

00:08:01Wise guy, huh?

00:08:02I thought you were paid for reporting how big it's priced.

00:08:03Well, I'm not going to hear any more talk of it.

00:08:04Oh, inside, inside, you'll lose it.

00:08:05Come on, let's get out of here.

00:08:06Speed!

00:08:07Oh, speed!

00:08:08Oh, speed!

00:08:38Oh!

00:08:49Spider! Spider!

00:08:50Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute!

00:08:52Wait a minute! It's me, Spider!

00:08:54How'd I get this mouse?

00:08:57Oh, I don't know.

00:08:59I wasn't with you.

00:09:02Oh.

00:09:05Yes, you were.

00:09:06Was I?

00:09:07Of course you...

00:09:09weren't you?

00:09:11What?

00:09:13What?

00:09:18You shouldn't come in here when Gabby's out of town.

00:09:20He might think it wasn't on the level.

00:09:22He wouldn't understand anything if it was.

00:09:25Good morning, Plato.

00:09:26Plato what?

00:09:27Let's keep it simple.

00:09:29How did you get that?

00:09:30Oh, uh, this?

00:09:32Oh, well, you see, uh...

00:09:34I was shadowboxing.

00:09:35And the shadow won?

00:09:37No, no, you see, it was like this.

00:09:39Uh, uh, Spider came in and we started to spar and...

00:09:43and I ran into one.

00:09:45Where were you when I called last night?

00:09:47Uh, in the shower.

00:09:49Tub.

00:09:51More accidents happen in bathrooms.

00:09:53Look.

00:09:55That's the story of the lion and the mouse.

00:09:58It's a lie!

00:09:59And Sue the paper.

00:10:05What does it say?

00:10:06Truck driver knocks out champion.

00:10:09Oh, it must be some other mug.

00:10:11Yeah, some other middleweight champion.

00:10:13There ain't no other middleweight champion.

00:10:15Not officially.

00:10:16Listen, Ann, be a pal.

00:10:17You're not going to say anything to Gabby about this, are you?

00:10:19He reads just as easy.

00:10:21Oh, but he's in Philadelphia.

00:10:24I hear they got a paper there now.

00:10:31Gabby, you're his manager, aren't you?

00:10:32I'm telling you, I'll give you a statement in ten minutes.

00:10:34Well, it better be ten minutes or we'll write one of our own.

00:10:36Yeah, but you don't know what it means to lose your reputation,

00:10:38walk down the street and have the whole town talking about you.

00:10:41No?

00:10:42Well, twelve years ago in my hometown, I went on a hayride.

00:10:45What's that got to do with it?

00:10:47Nothing.

00:10:48Except they're still talking about it.

00:10:50Let me see that.

00:10:52Oh, that'll be all right in a few days.

00:10:55Oh!

00:10:56Hello, Daddy.

00:10:58Remind me to ask you later what you were doing in here with him.

00:11:00I wish you cared.

00:11:03Well?

00:11:10You dumb cluck, you thick-skulled gorilla.

00:11:12What do you think I'm feeding you for?

00:11:13Why don't you watch him?

00:11:14Well, what do you got to say for yourself?

00:11:16I got a headache.

00:11:17Shut up!

00:11:18And you, you, the middleweight champion of the world.

00:11:24Yesterday you had a title worth a million dollars.

00:11:26Today it isn't worth a nickel.

00:11:27I'm in Philly, signing up to beat Kid Miller for 20 G's.

00:11:30I got the pen in my hand, all ready to sign on what happens.

00:11:33Yeah, that's what I want to know.

00:11:36What happened?

00:11:37He wants to know what happened.

00:11:39Ha!

00:11:40They want to know what happened.

00:11:41Sure they want to know.

00:11:42The lobby's crawling with reporters and I got to give them a statement.

00:11:44Yeah, but...

00:11:45You better get a story ready.

00:11:46We're going to need it.

00:11:47Hello.

00:11:48Now listen, Willard.

00:11:49I said I'd give you a statement in ten minutes.

00:11:51Well, I always keep my word.

00:11:53I said ten minutes, didn't I?

00:11:56The rats are coming up in five.

00:11:58Well, come on, let's have it.

00:11:59Come on, come on.

00:12:00Listen, Gabby.

00:12:01It was like this.

00:12:02Spider and I were walking down the street and up comes a guy.

00:12:06What a guy.

00:12:07Right.

00:12:08Gabby, he was the biggest guy I ever saw.

00:12:10Bigger?

00:12:11Boss, he was bigger than canary.

00:12:14Yeah, yeah, with hands as big as watermelons.

00:12:17How did he wind his watch?

00:12:18Speed looked like this alongside him.

00:12:21I had to jump up in the air to hit him.

00:12:23Now wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:12:24This is serious.

00:12:25A big guy, huh?

00:12:26Yeah.

00:12:27Middleweight knocked out by heavyweight.

00:12:29That's an angle.

00:12:30Grab it, Spider.

00:12:31Why, yeah, it weighs 3.50 pounds.

00:12:34Got a good ride home.

00:12:35What'll I say?

00:12:36Say hello.

00:12:37They'll take it up from there.

00:12:38Hello.

00:12:41Huh?

00:12:43He is.

00:12:46The truck driver, Burley Sullivan, he's on his way up.

00:12:49Let's all hide under the bed.

00:12:50Now be calm, everybody.

00:12:51Be calm.

00:12:53Now the big stiff's on his way up.

00:12:54The reporters are downstairs.

00:12:55Great.

00:12:56We'll get a picture to show you.

00:12:57You know like they do?

00:12:58Big guy, little guy.

00:13:00Say, if the public gets one look at you

00:13:02alongside of that big bruiser,

00:13:03why, you'll even get syphilis.

00:13:05You know what we can do, don't you?

00:13:06Why, say, we can take that man mountain and...

00:13:09Knock, knock, knock.

00:13:16Well, what do you want?

00:13:18I'm Burley Sullivan.

00:13:19It's a lie.

00:13:21Hands as big as watermelons, huh?

00:13:23Come in, Sullivan.

00:13:27Hello, there.

00:13:30No, you don't.

00:13:31Now I got him.

00:13:33Now I got him.

00:13:34Go on, get the press.

00:13:35Get the press.

00:13:36I'll lay him out as flat as a piece of linoleum.

00:13:37Get him over here in the sunlight

00:13:38where the boys can photograph the body.

00:13:39Now, wait a minute, wait a minute

00:13:41before you make any more mistakes.

00:13:42Wait a minute.

00:13:43Are you sure that you're the man

00:13:44that knocked out our Mr. McFarlane?

00:13:46Yes, ma'am.

00:13:47Why, you dirty little worm.

00:13:48You'll never stop.

00:13:50In the first place,

00:13:51you've got to cut out all this rough stuff.

00:13:52All right, cut it out.

00:13:53That's better.

00:13:54All right, get started.

00:13:55Well, you've all read the papers?

00:13:58We glanced through them.

00:13:59Rubbing it in, huh?

00:14:00There he goes again.

00:14:01Now, shut up.

00:14:02All right, come on.

00:14:04Now, I don't know how you folks feel about all this,

00:14:06but it's got me worried.

00:14:08You're looking well.

00:14:10Oh, thank you.

00:14:11Now, I've got to tell you something.

00:14:13I've got to tell you something.

00:14:15I've got to tell you something.

00:14:18Oh, thank you.

00:14:19This thing was partly my fault.

00:14:22All right if I sit down?

00:14:23Yeah.

00:14:26Now, I'll tell you just how it started.

00:14:29You see, I've never had my name in the papers.

00:14:31When I saw a chance to get in the headlines,

00:14:34whoo, you don't know what that did to me.

00:14:37See, I lead a very simple life.

00:14:39I'll bet you do.

00:14:41At the dairy, I'm only 120 pointer.

00:14:44It's bad, huh?

00:14:46It's awful.

00:14:48And then, out of the clear sky, this thing happened last night.

00:14:52You know?

00:14:53And as all those reporters came running up to me,

00:14:56I said, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

00:14:59And, well, I guess I was carried away.

00:15:02Well, now, we're getting somewhere.

00:15:06There's the telephone.

00:15:07Yeah.

00:15:11Huh?

00:15:12Coming upstairs?

00:15:13Hey.

00:15:14Hey, wait a minute.

00:15:15Come on, let him alone.

00:15:16Let him alone.

00:15:17Tell the boy I'll give him five bucks to stall the elevator.

00:15:20Now, come on.

00:15:21Let's get out of cases.

00:15:22How did the Chad get knocked out?

00:15:24Oh, when I was a little boy.

00:15:26Now, listen, you have to go back that far.

00:15:27Now, now, please don't stop me.

00:15:29He's nervous, isn't he?

00:15:31What do you suggest?

00:15:33Well, warm milk's very good.

00:15:34No, he's tried that.

00:15:35Now, listen, come on.

00:15:36Let's get going.

00:15:38Well, when I was a little boy.

00:15:40Now, listen, let's just start where you're a little older.

00:15:42Oh, no.

00:15:43I've got to start where I'm a little boy.

00:15:44I've got no time to wait for you to grow up.

00:15:47Oh, now I'm all rattled.

00:15:50Now you've got him all rattled.

00:15:52Oh, come on.

00:15:53Come on and tell Ann all about it.

00:15:55Just one.

00:15:56Well, when I was a little boy, I was sort of puny.

00:15:59Hey, you can get in on this.

00:16:02All right, thanks.

00:16:03The big boys used to pick on me.

00:16:05They threw things at me.

00:16:07Bricks and tomatoes.

00:16:08You know, like kids do.

00:16:10So I learned to duck.

00:16:11What?

00:16:12To duck.

00:16:14See what I mean?

00:16:15Oh, I had to.

00:16:16I finally got so good at it that I could

00:16:18put my hands in my pockets and bet the kids pennies

00:16:22they couldn't knock my hat off.

00:16:24They couldn't either.

00:16:25You know, once I made enough to take my mother and my sister

00:16:28made to the picture show.

00:16:30Say, you met her last night.

00:16:32Look here.

00:16:33I'm trying to find out how the chap got knocked out,

00:16:35and you keep talking about milk and too many babies and movies.

00:16:38Now, this isn't going to get you anywhere.

00:16:40How'd you like to have me do that to you?

00:16:42That's right.

00:16:43All right, go ahead.

00:16:44Now I don't know where I was.

00:16:46Now listen, Sully.

00:16:47You were a puny little boy, and you took your mother

00:16:50and sister to a picture show.

00:16:52Now do you remember?

00:16:54Oh, yes.

00:16:56I even remember the picture.

00:16:58Do you remember the one where the man

00:17:00locked the girl in his cabin, and he chased her round and round?

00:17:03Oh, that one.

00:17:04Yes.

00:17:05You do?

00:17:06Yes.

00:17:07How did it end?

00:17:08My mother took me home.

00:17:09Take the witness.

00:17:11Come up here.

00:17:12Now pay attention to me.

00:17:13Now listen, don't let your mind wander.

00:17:15Keep it in a straight line.

00:17:16They're coming up the stairs.

00:17:17You hear what he said?

00:17:18They're coming up the stairs.

00:17:19Listen, you've got to think.

00:17:20You've got to think.

00:17:21You've got to concentrate.

00:17:22Listen, you've got us all nuts around here.

00:17:24The first thing you know, you'll be telling me

00:17:25that you didn't knock him out.

00:17:26I didn't.

00:17:27That's what I said.

00:17:28What's that you said?

00:17:29I said I didn't knock him out.

00:17:30Everybody hear that?

00:17:31Did you all hear that?

00:17:32He didn't knock him out.

00:17:33Hang.

00:17:34That's our angle.

00:17:35That's our out.

00:17:36Hang.

00:17:37Open the door and let the press in.

00:17:38You didn't knock him out.

00:17:39No.

00:17:41Don't deny it.

00:17:42No.

00:17:43What are you going to tell the press?

00:17:44He knocked him out.

00:17:45It's a lie.

00:17:46So you hung it out.

00:17:48You weren't with me last night.

00:17:50Really, you were?

00:17:51Cross my heart, he did.

00:17:52He can't get away with that.

00:17:54Let him cut it out.

00:17:55You're a young Muslim.

00:17:57Hey, cut it out.

00:17:58What are you trying to do?

00:17:59Now settle down, will you?

00:18:00Yes, if you'll settle down, I'll

00:18:02explain exactly what happened.

00:18:03All right, go ahead.

00:18:04Give us the lowdown.

00:18:05Well, in the first place, he swung at me and missed.

00:18:08I never miss.

00:18:09Yes, you miss me.

00:18:10Then you miss him.

00:18:11Hey, I can't hit you, huh?

00:18:14No.

00:18:15You see what I mean?

00:18:17There.

00:18:18You see, Mr. Sloan?

00:18:19That's point number one.

00:18:21He swung at me and missed, see?

00:18:23But I never miss.

00:18:27Hey.

00:18:35Oh, no.

00:18:36That's not the way to do it.

00:18:39Look, this is the way to do it, see?

00:18:41Like that.

00:18:44Cut this nonsense.

00:18:45Will you kindly tell me how I got knocked?

00:18:54Mr. Sloan, that's exactly what happened.

00:18:57Boy, what a story.

00:18:58Twice in one day.

00:18:59He gave him another demonstration.

00:19:00Now, wait a minute.

00:19:01I can explain everything.

00:19:02He can explain better.

00:19:03Yeah, but I didn't do it.

00:19:04It was an accident.

00:19:05What an accident.

00:19:06He's right, I did it.

00:19:07What did Gabby give you to say that?

00:19:08Not good.

00:19:09Now, please don't publish this.

00:19:10Boys, you're wrong.

00:19:13Where is that?

00:19:14I don't want to know.

00:19:15Give me that.

00:19:16Give me that.

00:19:17Get out of here, you buzzards.

00:19:19Give me that.

00:19:20Get out of here, you buzzards.

00:19:21He's so stupid.

00:19:22Get out of here.

00:19:38Say something.

00:19:39Mm.

00:19:40OK.

00:19:41He'll be all right, Doctor.

00:19:42It's the shock, that's all.

00:19:43What he really needs is sleep.

00:19:45This will fix him up.

00:19:46Now, give him a spoonful of that and a glass of water.

00:19:49Someone should.

00:19:50Oh, I'll watch him, Doctor.

00:19:51You remember, I looked after him the time he got his face

00:19:53caught in the cash register.

00:19:54Yes, yes.

00:19:55Well, good night, Doctor.

00:19:56Good night.

00:19:57Good night.

00:19:58Good night, gentlemen.

00:19:59Good night.

00:20:00Come on, Doc, get going, will you?

00:20:01Get going.

00:20:02Good night.

00:20:03Good night.

00:20:04Good night.

00:20:05Good night.

00:20:06Good night.

00:20:08I got it.

00:20:09I got it.

00:20:10It was the doctor's saying it was.

00:20:12Get Sullivan.

00:20:13Come on.

00:20:14Get Sullivan.

00:20:15I got it.

00:20:16I tell you, I got it.

00:20:17It's an angle and what an angle.

00:20:18Come on.

00:20:19Get Sullivan.

00:20:20Bring him up here.

00:20:21Bring him up here.

00:20:22Don't argue.

00:20:23Bring him right up here.

00:20:24That does it.

00:20:25That really.

00:20:26Oh, dear.

00:20:36Oh, dear.

00:21:07Yeah.

00:21:12Much your sugar?

00:21:21Huh?

00:21:22Do you?

00:21:23Well, how do I know you love me?

00:21:26Hm, how do I know you love me?

00:21:28Well, yeah.

00:21:32Wait, now, wait.

00:21:35Oh, I got some more.

00:21:37I got some more.

00:21:38Look.

00:21:40All right, guess which.

00:21:41Hey, you.

00:21:43The boss wants to see you.

00:21:45You're coming with me.

00:21:47No, sir.

00:21:48I got work to do.

00:21:49Come on.

00:21:50Anyway, I'm not going up there again.

00:21:52Anyway.

00:21:53What's that?

00:21:55Once bitten, twice shy.

00:21:56Huh?

00:21:57Give me that once again.

00:21:59I don't chew my cabbage twice.

00:22:00So you're not going up there again.

00:22:02Hey.

00:22:04Two against one, huh?

00:22:06I'll show you.

00:22:09Listen, you.

00:22:10Looky here.

00:22:11I'm delivering grade A milk for better babies.

00:22:14You and your...

00:22:15Gabby won't take no for an answer.

00:22:18You better cut it out now.

00:22:19You...

00:22:21You could get in trouble for this, you know.

00:22:28You could get in trouble for this, you know.

00:22:51You let me go now.

00:22:52Come on.

00:22:53Not another one.

00:22:54Hey, wait out of you.

00:22:55You're coming with me.

00:22:59Look out.

00:23:00I got a gun.

00:23:01A gun, huh?

00:23:07Come on.

00:23:08Come on.

00:23:09He's a...

00:23:10He's a dangerous character.

00:23:11Officer, he's a menace to humanity.

00:23:13Wait a minute, officer.

00:23:14This...

00:23:15This is a cinch to explain.

00:23:17Yeah, I know.

00:23:18I'm a witness.

00:23:19Come on.

00:23:20Hey, wait a minute.

00:23:21I can get out of this.

00:23:23That guy can fight a lick, protect the garden,

00:23:25or maybe the polo ground.

00:23:26Or a telephone booth.

00:23:27How about a swig of the sleeping medicine?

00:23:28He's a natural.

00:23:29We build him a wreck,

00:23:30and then he'll be the biggest drawing card

00:23:31since Dempsey.

00:23:32First, he's gonna knock out a few set-ups.

00:23:33Starting with you?

00:23:34You got the idea.

00:23:35He knocks over six set-ups,

00:23:36and then he meets you at the polo ground.

00:23:37And we have a new champion.

00:23:39Hi, Spider.

00:23:40In the lobby.

00:23:41We're all in glory.

00:23:42Hello, Spider.

00:23:43You got him in the lobby?

00:23:44Well, ring her.

00:23:45What?

00:23:46What?

00:23:47He's in jail.

00:23:49It's all my fault for trusting a lug like that.

00:23:51I should have had more sense.

00:23:52I should have sent somebody with brains.

00:23:53Yeah.

00:23:54Yeah.

00:23:55You.

00:23:56Why don't you go?

00:23:57Yeah.

00:23:58That's right.

00:23:59Yeah.

00:24:00Well, I'll find him.

00:24:01You stop the first milk wagon you come to,

00:24:02and if you're still on your feet,

00:24:03just say to yourself,

00:24:04that's not him.

00:24:05Yeah.

00:24:06Thanks for the tip.

00:24:11This program is coming to you

00:24:12through the courtesy of the Amalgamated Gas.

00:24:15Will you stop ringing my doorbell?

00:24:17Did somebody tell you it was Halloween?

00:24:19I tell you, I've got to see your brother.

00:24:21And I told you, my brother isn't here.

00:24:23And I don't believe you.

00:24:24Will you believe me when I tell you

00:24:26I'm going to get some sleep?

00:24:28No.

00:24:39I'm going to get some sleep.

00:24:42What's the idea?

00:24:43Oh, I'm sorry.

00:24:44I didn't know it was your bell.

00:24:45You ought to be ashamed of yourself,

00:24:46a big fella like you

00:24:47going around ringing people's doorbells.

00:24:49I said I was sorry.

00:24:50What more can I say?

00:24:51That's not the idea.

00:24:52It's the principle of the thing.

00:24:53My wife's been talking for two hours.

00:24:55She finally went to sleep,

00:24:56and you come along and wake her up.

00:24:58Well, what am I supposed to do about that?

00:25:00You're supposed to beat it before I get sore.

00:25:02Oh, getting tough.

00:25:03Yeah.

00:25:04Yeah.

00:25:05Yeah.

00:25:06Yeah.

00:25:07Yeah.

00:25:08Yeah.

00:25:09Yeah.

00:25:10Oh, getting tough, huh?

00:25:11Just as tough as you are.

00:25:12Now, wait a minute, buddy.

00:25:13My business is knocking out people.

00:25:15Is that so?

00:25:16Yeah, and for two cents,

00:25:17I'll let you have one right on the...

00:25:18Hey.

00:25:19I'm in business myself.

00:25:31Come on, buddy.

00:25:33Let's go.

00:25:40Where are you?

00:25:58Hello, Spean.

00:25:59You got him in the lobby?

00:26:01Where are you?

00:26:03Oh, what have I done to deserve this?

00:26:06Every time I pick up this phone,

00:26:08Well, I'll put a stop to that.

00:26:17That's two of them in jail.

00:26:22Or maybe three.

00:26:33That's bad. That's no good, you know.

00:26:35That's a misdemeanor. Cops are coming up.

00:26:37Plus my uncle. Plus my aunt.

00:26:39Why didn't you tell them when you were a little boy you were kind of puny?

00:26:41That ought to do it.

00:26:53Agnes!

00:26:57What's the matter? Get up!

00:26:59What's the matter? Get up!

00:27:05Oh, my.

00:27:13Oh, my. That can't... That can't be right.

00:27:17Agnes!

00:27:21Help!

00:27:23Help! My horse!

00:27:25Help!

00:27:27Help!

00:27:35Hello. Hello.

00:27:37Hello. Oh, hello. May I use your telephone?

00:27:39Yes, I need a doctor. Are you hurt?

00:27:41No, no. No, I'm all right, thank you.

00:27:43Hello. Look, hello.

00:27:47Hello. Oh, hello.

00:27:49Yes, look, hello. I'll be right there.

00:27:51Just one moment. Just one moment.

00:27:53Will you hold the phone? I'm talking to someone.

00:27:55Yes. Here's what I want. I need a...

00:27:57Just a moment, please. I'm talking over here.

00:27:59Yes, I'm trying to explain...

00:28:01No, I'm talking to another fellow.

00:28:03Hello?

00:28:05Hello. Here's what...

00:28:07Hello!

00:28:09Hello! Hello!

00:28:13Hello! Hello up there!

00:28:17Hey, come and join us.

00:28:19Hey, come on.

00:28:21Hello!

00:28:23I've got to have a telephone!

00:28:25A telephone!

00:28:27Phone!

00:28:29Hello!

00:28:31Hello! You can use my phone.

00:28:33Oh. 313, third floor.

00:28:35Thank you. Thank you very much.

00:28:37Yes.

00:28:47Come in.

00:28:51The phone's over there.

00:28:59This is sure nice of you.

00:29:01That's all right. Hello. Hello.

00:29:03Is this Kenny? This is Burleigh.

00:29:05Something's happened to Agnes.

00:29:07Yeah. She's lying in the gutter.

00:29:09Uh, well, she won't get up.

00:29:11Yeah, her tongue's hanging out of foot.

00:29:13Thirsty?

00:29:15Oh, she couldn't be. She's had plenty to drink.

00:29:17What she's got's a bellyache.

00:29:19You'd better get her an ambulance.

00:29:21This is 56, Lotus Apartments.

00:29:23Yes.

00:29:25You'd better bring the lady up here.

00:29:27She's not a lady.

00:29:29I didn't think she was.

00:29:31But if she's sick, it doesn't make a difference what kind of woman she is.

00:29:33Oh, but Agnes, she's just an old horse.

00:29:35Oh, I thought...

00:29:37Well, thank you very much. Thanks a lot.

00:29:39Goodbye.

00:29:41No, no, the other door over there.

00:29:43Oh, yeah. Thank you.

00:29:49Okay.

00:30:01Hello, Sunflower Dairy?

00:30:03Maybe you can help me out.

00:30:05One of your men left his cap in my apartment.

00:30:07Oh, about 3 o'clock this morning.

00:30:09No, I don't know his name.

00:30:11Well, he was about 5 feet 10,

00:30:13has dark hair and glasses,

00:30:15and, uh,

00:30:17and a very pleasant smile.

00:30:19He is.

00:30:25Well, if you know who it is,

00:30:27would you ask him to stop by the Acme Barbershop?

00:30:29Yes, of course.

00:30:39Uh-huh.

00:30:43Hello.

00:30:45Hello.

00:30:47Hello.

00:30:49I was just talking about you.

00:30:51Yeah, I know.

00:30:55How is Agnes?

00:30:57Oh, she's not very good.

00:30:59I was up with her all night.

00:31:01Oh, that's too bad.

00:31:03Yeah, I took her to a good doctor, though.

00:31:05No powder.

00:31:07I hope she'll be all right.

00:31:09Do you?

00:31:11Uh-huh.

00:31:13Uh, give me another shave.

00:31:15Another shave?

00:31:17Yeah.

00:31:27Hey!

00:31:29Hey!

00:31:31You let me go! Cut it out now!

00:31:33Stop it! Help!

00:31:35Ow! Ow! You give me back my pants!

00:31:37Give me my pa...

00:31:39Pardon me. Oh, don't mind me.

00:31:41I work for the Four Flying Faggots.

00:31:43Turn around.

00:31:45Well, there's one thing in his favor.

00:31:47He's got a front and a back. What do you think?

00:31:49You could wrap him in a horse flag until the bell rings.

00:31:51Say, what is this?

00:31:53Gotta take some of that off.

00:31:55You can't do that. I know where I found law and...

00:31:57Soft as a bag of dead mice.

00:31:59It's no soap, Gabby. That string bean couldn't lick Zazu's pits.

00:32:01He's gotta work. He's gotta fight somebody in 30 days.

00:32:03It's our only out.

00:32:05What do you mean, he's gotta work?

00:32:07That doesn't make any sense.

00:32:09It's our only out.

00:32:11Might I say something?

00:32:13Quiet, boys. He wants to say something.

00:32:15I'm sorry, but I just don't want to fight.

00:32:17Listen, Bernie.

00:32:19I'm your friend.

00:32:21I'm honest Gabby Sloan.

00:32:23I'm trying to do you a favor.

00:32:25Wait a minute. You haven't heard me yet.

00:32:27Get a picture of this.

00:32:29You're up to here in Doe.

00:32:31You got a string of big cars from here to Boyle's half-acre.

00:32:33The dames are doing nip-ups over you in the street.

00:32:35The crowds are pointing at you. They're yelling,

00:32:37Here he goes.

00:32:39Who? You.

00:32:41Why? Because you're the big shot.

00:32:43You're fighting for the title. It's the polo grounds.

00:32:4580,000 people are going batty.

00:32:47There goes the bell. I'll answer it.

00:32:49There goes the gong. You run him like a tiger.

00:32:51He leads. The tiger ducks. That's you. You're the tiger.

00:32:53He leads again. The tiger ducks again.

00:32:55No, no. No what? That's nothing like it.

00:32:57Here, I'll show you. You gotta get that knee action.

00:32:59Relax. You're a bundle of nerves.

00:33:01Come on. Give in here.

00:33:03That's better. That's it.

00:33:05Don't you want to learn how to duck?

00:33:07We're back in the polo grounds. The tiger leads left to right.

00:33:09A left. 90,000 people are turned up to see.

00:33:1180,000. Right. 80,000.

00:33:13That's one for you. 80,000 people are turned up to see.

00:33:15And not quite 80,000.

00:33:17What do you mean by not quite 80,000?

00:33:19Because I won't be there.

00:33:21Too up for him in game.

00:33:23Talk isn't going to do this monkey any good, but I'll show you what will.

00:33:25Now I got you. Now I got you.

00:33:27Try this one on your piano.

00:33:31Why, you big hoodlum.

00:33:33You big Swiss bell ringer.

00:33:35I don't like dames that hit gentlemen.

00:33:39Another ducker.

00:33:41Burleigh, what are they doing to you?

00:33:43They're trying to make a fighter out of me.

00:33:45We wasn't doing nothing.

00:33:47You get out of here. All of you get out of here.

00:33:49Brooklyn hospitality.

00:33:51You're a bunch of hoodlums.

00:33:53Who's a hoodlum? He's the worst.

00:33:55I ain't no hoodlum. Get out of here.

00:33:57The little lady's right.

00:33:59My apologies and my regrets, Miss Sullivan.

00:34:03Burleigh?

00:34:05Yes?

00:34:07Just one thing before I go.

00:34:09If you think of me at all, Burleigh,

00:34:11try to remember me as...

00:34:13as honest Gabby Sloan.

00:34:15All right.

00:34:17Who came to lay a future in your lap.

00:34:19A future that you'd be proud of.

00:34:21That your lovely sister would be proud of.

00:34:25And that that dear, sweet-faced,

00:34:27kindly old lady would be proud of.

00:34:33You know, Burleigh,

00:34:35I sometimes wonder

00:34:37if we're half the men our mother's hoped we'd be.

00:34:39Hmm.

00:34:41I'll bet your mother's this sweet little woman.

00:34:43Yeah. She's been having a little trouble with her kidneys lately.

00:34:45Hasn't she, sis?

00:34:47You know, Burleigh, that's uncanny.

00:34:49If I didn't know,

00:34:51I'd swear that that was my mother.

00:34:53Maybe it is your mother.

00:34:55It was here when we moved in.

00:34:57Maybe that's your father. He was here, too.

00:34:59Pardon me. That's my horse.

00:35:03How about a glass of warm milk?

00:35:09Hello.

00:35:11But she was sick, Mr. Kinney.

00:35:13I had to take her to the hospital.

00:35:15Yes, I know those things cost money.

00:35:17Oh, Burleigh, did I hear you say you needed cash?

00:35:19What?

00:35:21Oh, you couldn't sell her hide.

00:35:23No, Mr. Kinney, I'm not trying to tell you

00:35:25how to run your business.

00:35:27Go ahead and tell her what you care.

00:35:29But you can't do that to Agnes.

00:35:31But she's worth more than that to me alive.

00:35:33Huh?

00:35:35No, I never had that much money in my whole life.

00:35:37Have I, sis? No. But I'll get it.

00:35:39Hang up on the rat.

00:35:41You'll get the money.

00:35:43How?

00:35:45By signing a contract with me that will get you a fortune.

00:35:47But a fortune for a few moments pleasant employment

00:35:49in a cool, airy arena.

00:35:51I'll do it.

00:36:01Good morning.

00:36:03Good mo...

00:36:05Good morning.

00:36:07Where's Spider?

00:36:09At the ring.

00:36:11Oh. Hmm.

00:36:13My, you look lovely this morning.

00:36:15And vice versa.

00:36:17Oh, thank you.

00:36:23Oh.

00:36:25Oh.

00:36:35Oh, Tiger.

00:36:37We always use the fridge.

00:36:39Oh, yeah.

00:36:41Oh, yeah.

00:36:53Hello.

00:36:55Ah.

00:36:59You perspire easy, don't you?

00:37:01No, I...

00:37:03Never mind that. Where'd you get those?

00:37:05Elastic broke.

00:37:07Never mind that, too. Let's get going.

00:37:09It's like your first fight.

00:37:11The bell rings, you come out fighting.

00:37:13You mix it up in the middle of the ring.

00:37:15He throws a right, you duck. He throws a left, you duck.

00:37:17Suddenly the crowd goes nuts. There's a guy down.

00:37:19Not you.

00:37:21He's down and he's out.

00:37:23Eight, nine, ten, and you're the winner.

00:37:31Don't you think that we ought to practice losing?

00:37:33Don't worry, you win.

00:37:35Give me that.

00:37:39How's that?

00:37:41Fine.

00:37:55Now keep it on.

00:38:01You know, I know two fellas once that got in the same spot.

00:38:03Six months later, they got the gloves away from them.

00:38:05They're all right now.

00:38:11Have I got to go on with this?

00:38:13You can't quit. Think of your career.

00:38:27You know, it's the monotony of the thing that's getting me down.

00:38:29All right, let's see. Where were we?

00:38:31Oh, yeah. You're the winner.

00:38:33Oh, no. You win.

00:38:35And to look good, you give them the old business.

00:38:37You give them that, you give them this.

00:38:39And to top it, you give them this.

00:38:41See?

00:38:43Now we'll start from the beginning.

00:38:45The bell rings on the other fella.

00:38:47Put him up.

00:38:51Ain't you ever fought?

00:38:53Huh-uh.

00:38:55All right.

00:39:01Now make a face.

00:39:03No, no.

00:39:05Make a face to scare him.

00:39:07Like yours?

00:39:09I never scare nobody.

00:39:11Scare me.

00:39:13Put him up.

00:39:15All right. I'm the other fella.

00:39:17You come in swinging. One, two, boom.

00:39:19One, two, boom.

00:39:21Start swinging.

00:39:23Oh, no. I might hurt you.

00:39:25I'll take a chance. I'm very game.

00:39:27All right.

00:39:29One, two, boom.

00:39:31One, two, boom.

00:39:33One, two, boom.

00:39:35One, two, boom.

00:39:37One, two, boom.

00:39:39What's holding you up?

00:39:41No, no. Get tough.

00:39:43Give it all you got.

00:39:45Oh, no.

00:39:47Come on. Start swinging.

00:39:49All right.

00:39:59Now what?

00:40:01That's all. I quit.

00:40:07Oh, Tiger.

00:40:09Yeah? Or are you too busy?

00:40:11No, no, no.

00:40:13Do you know how to dance?

00:40:15Dance? Yes, at the Sunflower.

00:40:17Yeah, I'm convinced. Now, how do you hold a girl?

00:40:19Like that.

00:40:21Now close your fist.

00:40:23Now dance.

00:40:25Without music?

00:40:27Tra-la-la-la...

00:40:29Now wait a minute. Now listen.

00:40:31Tra-la-la-la...

00:40:33Tra-la-la-la...

00:40:35Tra-la-la-la...

00:40:37Tra-la-la-la...

00:40:39Tra-la-la-la...

00:40:41Tra-la-la-la...

00:40:43Tra-la-la-la...

00:40:45Tra-la-la-la...

00:40:47Tra-la-la-la...

00:40:49Tra-la-la-la...

00:40:51Tra-la-la-la...

00:40:53Tra-la-la-la...

00:40:55Tra-la-la-la...

00:40:57This is what I tell him.

00:40:59Dear Joe, he'll be in Detroit on the 9th.

00:41:01Don't worry about the wait.

00:41:03He'll make it with a quarter of milk in each hand.

00:41:05It's all set, Speed.

00:41:07Chicago on the 4th, Detroit on the 9th.

00:41:09Tra-la-la-la...

00:41:11Tra-la-la-la...

00:41:13Tra-la-la-la...

00:41:15Why can't I just punch him in the nose in public

00:41:17and get it over with?

00:41:19The way you talk, Speed, is the difference

00:41:21between a smart guy and a grape-dud.

00:41:23They're coming to our house.

00:41:25Yes, and coming to make trouble.

00:41:27Now get a hold of them, stop them,

00:41:29and keep them away from that waltzing mouse.

00:41:31Now listen, Speed.

00:41:33That sister's plenty tough. Make a play for her.

00:41:35And if she falls for you, she'll be a cinch to handle.

00:41:37Turn on that 160 pounds of personality.

00:41:39And if you want to put her in a good humor,

00:41:41tell her I broke my leg and you had to shoot me.

00:41:47Hey!

00:41:49Where do you think you're going?

00:41:51There's Polly and me.

00:41:53So what? Dames and fighters don't mix.

00:41:55That's what he found out.

00:41:57Come on, keep calm.

00:41:59But I want to say hello to them.

00:42:01Take him over and give him a shower.

00:42:03While you're there, take one yourself.

00:42:05Hey, I...

00:42:07What can you lose? Look.

00:42:11Oh, don't worry, Polly. I'll do the talking.

00:42:13I'll tell that Gabby Sloan...

00:42:15Welcome, welcome, welcome.

00:42:17That means we're welcome.

00:42:19How do you do? How do you do?

00:42:21I want to talk to Mr. Sloan.

00:42:23And you most certainly would if he was here.

00:42:25But he's in town. Tooth.

00:42:27Out for her.

00:42:29Good. Maybe I can talk to you.

00:42:31Now that's a pleasure. If you'll excuse us.

00:42:33Oh, I'll be around.

00:42:37Give me back those pants!

00:42:39I'll fix you!

00:42:43Hey, come back with that towel!

00:42:45I ain't through with you!

00:42:47Don't get the wrong impression of the fight game

00:42:49just because a few fighters walk on their heels.

00:42:51The wise ones don't.

00:42:53Look at me.

00:42:55I am.

00:42:57Why are you so interested in Burleigh?

00:42:59Well, first place,

00:43:01because he's... he's your brother.

00:43:03That doesn't even make sense.

00:43:05What I wouldn't give for a place like this

00:43:07with a cow and a few chickens.

00:43:09And you.

00:43:11Honey, if this thing works out,

00:43:13and it can't, miss,

00:43:15I'll get you a place like this and a million chickens.

00:43:17You know, I've heard all that before.

00:43:19When I first met you,

00:43:21I had two of everything.

00:43:23Now I've got one of nothing.

00:43:33WXJK.

00:43:35Ladies and gentlemen, the cannon bomb hour.

00:43:37I just can't imagine you being a fighter.

00:43:39Oh, it's just a means to an end.

00:43:43Had to have some money quickly,

00:43:45and as soon as Agnes is better,

00:43:47I'm going back to the dairy business.

00:43:49You think a whole lot of Agnes, don't you?

00:43:51Mm-hmm.

00:43:53Look, that came right off her tail.

00:43:55I made it myself.

00:43:57You did?

00:43:59Mm-hmm. It's my good luck charm.

00:44:01Well, you weren't very lucky

00:44:03when you lost your job, were you?

00:44:05No, but I was lucky when I met you.

00:44:09You know,

00:44:11I think you're awfully nice person.

00:44:21Thumbs?

00:44:23Mm-hmm.

00:44:41Go!

00:44:51Go!

00:44:57That guy Hogan's terrible.

00:44:59Yes. Mr. Hogan's doing everything you taught me.

00:45:05Five, six,

00:45:07seven,

00:45:09eight, nine,

00:45:11ten.

00:45:13Okay, kid, you're next.

00:45:15Now?

00:45:17Yep, right now.

00:45:39Hey, give me that phone.

00:45:41Give me that phone.

00:45:57Mr. Sloan,

00:45:59I don't feel so good.

00:46:01What's the matter, buddy?

00:46:03I don't know. I think I gotta chill.

00:46:05There's your trouble right here.

00:46:07Huh?

00:46:09No.

00:46:11Yeah.

00:46:13I feel better now.

00:46:15He's not much to look at, folks,

00:46:17but if you don't think he packs a wallop,

00:46:19ask our erstwhile champion, Speed McFarlane.

00:46:21He's fighting a good man, Tornado Todd.

00:46:23And here's Todd now.

00:46:25Yeah!

00:46:33Imagine having to lose to this guy.

00:46:35Don't seem right.

00:46:37Mr. Sloan.

00:46:39Yeah?

00:46:41Do you think I've had enough boxing lessons?

00:46:43Listen, Bernie, you got nothing to worry about.

00:46:45With everything we taught you and that good-luck horse,

00:46:47it's a cinch.

00:46:49What's the matter with you now?

00:46:51A charm.

00:46:55Ladies and gentlemen!

00:46:57Yeah!

00:46:59In this corner we have

00:47:01Tornado Todd!

00:47:03Yeah!

00:47:05And in this corner we have

00:47:07Ford!

00:47:13Throw in a couple of Filipinos.

00:47:15I'll have them back in ten minutes.

00:47:17Oh! Oh!

00:47:19Oh, ain't the circumstance

00:47:21over which

00:47:23the milkman has no control!

00:47:25Yeah!

00:47:31Am I supposed to ask what you're looking for?

00:47:33I'm looking for a horse's tail.

00:47:35Oh, Mike looking for Ike, huh?

00:47:37Yeah, and I gotta find it.

00:47:39He must have left it around here somewhere.

00:47:41Where's the wonder boy?

00:47:43He's in his dressing room.

00:47:45Oh!

00:47:47Oh, what was that?

00:47:49Tiger O'Duck.

00:47:51Pursued by the headless horseman.

00:47:53He set me for a bag of peanuts,

00:47:55and when I come back, what do you think?

00:47:57You forgot the peanuts.

00:47:59No, he was gone.

00:48:01Hey, Bernie, look, here's your good-luck charm.

00:48:03Come on out.

00:48:05Oh, look, just what we were looking for,

00:48:07the horse's tail. Come on, let's hurry.

00:48:09You know, Mr. Sloan,

00:48:11as I was running across 42nd Street...

00:48:13Can I have a turn?

00:48:15You can't.

00:48:17Anyway, as I was running,

00:48:19I got to thinking,

00:48:21got to wondering if you couldn't put this fight off till tomorrow night.

00:48:23Maybe I'd feel more like it then.

00:48:25Some of the boys might not be able to get out again tomorrow night.

00:48:27I'll get it, boss.

00:48:29I see a quitter.

00:48:31Oh, no, I'm not quitting.

00:48:33Gee, that's swell. Come on, let's go.

00:48:35I'm just not starting.

00:48:37I see.

00:48:39Wanna double-cross a guy that never did a dirty trick in his life?

00:48:43Well, I don't deserve this, spider.

00:48:45Tiger.

00:48:47Uh, Tiger, excuse me.

00:48:49You've done something to me.

00:48:51Right here.

00:48:53Let me bust the door open.

00:48:55If you do, I'll go down the fire escape.

00:48:57Come on, or you're gonna fight an archer.

00:48:59Uh-uh.

00:49:01Well, if it's no go,

00:49:03there's no hard feelings.

00:49:05To show you the kind of a guy I am,

00:49:07I'm going over to call the whole thing off.

00:49:09Oh, thanks.

00:49:11Goodbye, buddy.

00:49:13Hey! No, wait!

00:49:17And don't forget, folks,

00:49:19this fight program comes to you for the courtesy of

00:49:21Winebaum's Wonder Wafers.

00:49:23Those delicious, chocolate-coated...

00:49:29Groceries.

00:49:31Oh, it's you.

00:49:33Yes, sir. Now, we're gonna celebrate.

00:49:35Your brother knocked out the tornado in the first round.

00:49:37What isn't over?

00:49:39What isn't over?

00:49:41The fight.

00:49:43What do you mean?

00:49:45Well, it hasn't started.

00:49:47Well, it's supposed to be over.

00:49:49There's the Tiger.

00:49:51There he's coming down the aisle now.

00:49:53A tremendous ovation, folks.

00:49:55And no wonder.

00:49:57This is the lad who knocked the middleweight champ

00:49:59off the front page of every newspaper.

00:50:01They were going to introduce Mr. McFarlane tonight, folks...

00:50:03Why aren't you there?

00:50:05Oh, I'd much rather be here with you.

00:50:07And again, made him a little bashful.

00:50:09The dope.

00:50:11There they go, folks.

00:50:13He swings. The Tiger ducks.

00:50:15He swings again. The Tiger ducks.

00:50:17The Tiger ducks again.

00:50:19Folks, what a...

00:50:33Sullivan sends in a jab to the face.

00:50:35And another.

00:50:37Tornado's down, folks. He's down.

00:50:39He's winning.

00:50:43Oh, Burley. Burley.

00:50:45He won.

00:50:53Sullivan won.

00:50:55And he knocked him out.

00:50:57And in the first round, too.

00:50:59Sullivan won.

00:51:01In the first round.

00:51:03And he's going to get up.

00:51:05Because of that good right hand.

00:51:07Don't have to fight anymore?

00:51:09It's all over.

00:51:11Maybe I can get the fighting milkman to say a few words.

00:51:13And here he is now.

00:51:15Hello, folks.

00:51:17You know, I'm just as surprised as you are.

00:51:19Because I could swear that I missed him.

00:51:23What a wimp. What a clown.

00:51:25What a fighter.

00:51:27This is Ernest Gabby Stoney's manager talking, folks.

00:51:29And I want to say right here and now

00:51:31that I've never had a boy that had the zip, the snap,

00:51:33and the up and at'em that Tiger Sullivan's got.

00:51:35And with it all, what color.

00:51:43And what an entertainer, folks.

00:51:45He's got the crowd hysterical.

00:51:47For years and years we looked for a fighter like...

00:52:01I don't know.

00:52:31One, two, boom.

00:52:33One, two, boom.

00:52:35One, two, boom.

00:52:37Mr. Sloan.

00:52:41Mr. Sloan.

00:52:43What is it?

00:52:45Mr. Sloan, what is color?

00:52:47What's what?

00:52:49Color. That stuff you was talking about on the radio.

00:52:51That I got.

00:52:53That's what gets a guy's name in the newspapers.

00:52:55Like what, for instance?

00:52:57Like what, what?

00:52:59Like who, for instance?

00:53:01That's what makes a man stand out from the crowd.

00:53:03Makes them talked about.

00:53:05Dizzy Dean's got it. Bobby Jones's got it.

00:53:07Amelia Earhart's got it.

00:53:09And Mae West?

00:53:11She's got it in a big way.

00:53:13Yeah. Suppose that I had what all four of them's got.

00:53:15I'd pack them in, huh?

00:53:17I hope to tell you.

00:53:19That's what I thought.

00:53:21One, two, boom.

00:53:23One, two, boom.

00:53:25One, two, boom.

00:53:27One, two, boom.

00:53:57One, two, boom.

00:54:27One, two, boom.

00:54:45Hey, let's have a little service here.

00:54:47How about it?

00:54:49Any mail for me?

00:54:51Yes, Mr. Sullivan.

00:54:53Here, read him, Spider.

00:54:55Come on, now, boys, he won't hurt you.

00:54:57He's gentle as a kitten.

00:55:07There's the bell.

00:55:09Some of the local newspapers think this fight will go ten rounds.

00:55:11Others think about eight.

00:55:13Your announcer thinks.

00:55:15Your announcer knows.

00:55:17It's over.

00:55:19It's Sullivan. Sullivan in the first.

00:55:21It's Sullivan. Sullivan in the first.

00:55:29Boys, I've got the biggest idea

00:55:31I've ever thought of in my life.

00:55:33Tonight, I'm leaving for Chicago.

00:55:35Tomorrow, I'll buy the fighting milkman's contract.

00:55:37Now, what do you think of that

00:55:39as an advertising argument

00:55:41for sunflower milk, eh?

00:55:51Oh, my God.

00:55:53Oh, my God.

00:55:55Oh, my God.

00:55:57Oh, my God.

00:55:59Oh, my God.

00:56:01Oh, my God.

00:56:03Oh, my God.

00:56:05Oh, my God.

00:56:07Oh, my God.

00:56:09Oh, my God.

00:56:11Oh, my God.

00:56:13Oh, my God.

00:56:15Oh, my God.

00:56:17Oh, my God.

00:56:19Oh, my God.

00:56:21Oh, my God.

00:56:23Oh, my God.

00:56:25Oh, my God.

00:56:27Oh, my God.

00:56:29Oh, my God.

00:56:31Oh, my God.

00:56:33Oh, my God.

00:56:35Oh, my God.

00:56:37Oh, my God.

00:56:39Oh, my God.

00:56:41Oh, my God.

00:56:43Oh, my God.

00:56:45Oh, my God.

00:56:47Oh, my God.

00:56:51Yeah.

00:56:53Oh, my God.

00:56:55Oh, my God.

00:56:57Oh, my God.

00:56:59Gee, I'm glad to see you, Gapee.

00:57:01You should be.

00:57:02Been reading about us in the papers?

00:57:03Yeah, say, what happened to The Milkman?

00:57:05Color, honey, that's what's done, is color.

00:57:07One night on the train, I got to thinking.

00:57:08I got an idea that the Milkman needed color,

00:57:10that's what you'd been reading about.

00:57:11He fell for it in a big way and so did the public,

00:57:13then out of a clear sky, along comes a guy.

00:57:15This guy?

00:57:16Yes, Mr. Austin, Austin, Austin, Miss Wesley.

00:57:19He bought the milkman's contract from me for $50,000.

00:57:23Oh, I'm delighted.

00:57:24Sunflower, dairies, and pearls.

00:57:26I'll see you at my house tonight.

00:57:27I've invited some friends.

00:57:28You see, I thought we'd make the signing of the articles

00:57:31a big thing, eh?

00:57:32Oh.

00:57:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:57:35Hello, sis.

00:57:36Oh, bless your heart.

00:57:38How are you?

00:57:39Hello, Bernie.

00:57:40Oh, you're looking fine.

00:57:41Folks, this is my little sister.

00:57:43Oh.

00:57:44Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:57:45Hello, sweet.

00:57:46How about a picture, you two?

00:57:47Sure.

00:57:48You betcha.

00:57:49Get ready, will you, boys?

00:57:50That's fine.

00:57:51Anything for you.

00:57:52Here's what I had in mind.

00:57:53The paper wanted a full page, you see, with you and the champ standing together.

00:57:56Yeah.

00:57:57But I said to them, it might be better if the two of you were standing.

00:58:00Yes, sir.

00:58:01The idea is to get a picture of you with the champ lying down.

00:58:04Oh, right.

00:58:05Sure.

00:58:06Come on, make it snappy.

00:58:07Make it snappy.

00:58:08This is all you're going to get.

00:58:09Oh, you didn't shoot it.

00:58:10Oh, you shouldn't have.

00:58:11Now, wait a minute, fellas.

00:58:12Wait a minute.

00:58:13You can't do this to me.

00:58:14Come on, sweet.

00:58:15I know $50,000 will buy a lot of chickens.

00:58:17Chickens, honey, it'll buy ostriches.

00:58:18You haven't heard anything yet.

00:58:19You're right.

00:58:20I'm still trying to find out where the money is.

00:58:21All right, here it comes.

00:58:22Mr. Sunflower Dairies insisted that I bet the $50,000 back on the champ, and I had to

00:58:23take it.

00:58:24You mean that if Speed loses, we have nothing?

00:58:25Yeah.

00:58:26But how can he lose?

00:58:27I don't know.

00:58:28But it'll be in the papers.

00:58:29Sorry, folks.

00:58:30Sorry.

00:58:31Burleigh, I can't wait to tell you.

00:58:32It's awfully important.

00:58:33You see, I've got to go.

00:58:34I've got to go.

00:58:35I've got to go.

00:58:36I've got to go.

00:58:37I've got to go.

00:58:38I've got to go.

00:58:45I've got to go.

00:58:46I've got to go.

00:58:47I've got to go.

00:58:48I've got to go.

00:58:49I've got to go.

00:58:50I've got to go.

00:58:51I've got to go.

00:58:52I've got to go.

00:58:53I've got to go.

00:58:54I've got to go.

00:58:55I've got to go.

00:58:56I've got to go.

00:58:57I've got to go.

00:58:58I've got to go.

00:58:59I've got to go.

00:59:00I've got to go.

00:59:01I've got to go.

00:59:02I've got to go.

00:59:03I've got to go.

00:59:04I've got to go.

00:59:05I've got to go.

00:59:06I've got to go.

00:59:07I've got to go.

00:59:08I've got to go.

00:59:09I've got to go.

00:59:10I've got to go.

00:59:11I've got to go.

00:59:12I've got to go.

00:59:13I've got to go.

00:59:14I've got to go.

00:59:15I've got to go.

00:59:16I've got to go.

00:59:17I've got to go.

00:59:18I've got to go.

00:59:19I've got to go.

00:59:20I've got to go.

00:59:21I've got to go.

00:59:22I've got to go.

00:59:23I've got to go.

00:59:24I've got to go.

00:59:25I've got to go.

00:59:26I've got to go.

00:59:27I've got to go.

00:59:28I've got to go.

00:59:29I've got to go.

00:59:30I've got to go.

00:59:31I've got to go.

00:59:32I've got to go.

00:59:33I've got to go.

00:59:34I've got to go.

00:59:35I've got to go.

00:59:36I've got to go.

00:59:37I've got to go.

00:59:38I've got to go.

00:59:39I've got to go.

00:59:40I've got to go.

00:59:41I've got to go.

00:59:42I've got to go.

00:59:43I've got to go.

00:59:44I've got to go.

00:59:45I've got to go.

00:59:46I've got to go.

00:59:47I've got to go.

00:59:48I've got to go.

00:59:49I've got to go.

00:59:50I've got to go.

00:59:51I've got to go.

00:59:52I've got to go.

00:59:53I've got to go.

00:59:54I've got to go.

00:59:55I've got to go.

00:59:56I've got to go.

00:59:57I've got to go.

00:59:58I've got to go.

00:59:59I've got to go.

01:00:00I've got to go.

01:00:01I've got to go.

01:00:02I've got to go.

01:00:03I've got to go.

01:00:04I've got to go.

01:00:05I've got to go.

01:00:07Ah!

01:00:08Well, honey, what do you think of me now?

01:00:10I think you sold the wrong fighter.

01:00:12Aw, you don't get me.

01:00:14Listen, you're talking to a guy that Kidd has done

01:00:16out of his dumb into thinking he was a great fighter.

01:00:18Now all speed has got to do is to give him one good punch

01:00:21and we collect a cool fortune.

01:00:22Minus a few dollars from the Tiger's Hospital bills.

01:00:24We gotta pay that.

01:00:25What do you think?

01:00:27I think you talk too much.

01:00:31Listen, honey, I could explain everything.

01:00:34Oh, wait a minute, honey.

01:00:35You great big phony baloney.

01:00:36You don't get it.

01:00:37All this time, you've been making a play for me

01:00:39so I wouldn't stand in the way of your foul plot

01:00:41to murder my brother.

01:00:42You don't understand.

01:00:43Oh, I don't, huh?

01:00:44No, you don't.

01:00:45My public won't want to see me anymore.

01:00:47I don't either.

01:00:48It's my only out.

01:00:49Oh, I get it.

01:00:51Darling, I love you, said he, breaking her brother's jaw.

01:00:54Oh, wait a minute, honey.

01:00:55I promise, I won't hit him any harder than this.

01:00:57What was that?

01:00:59That's my brother.

01:01:00Come on, let's get out of here.

01:01:01Don't look back.

01:01:02Are you sure?

01:01:04You'll never know the truth.

01:01:06I'm certainly sure.

01:01:07I won't look back.

01:01:09I swear it.

01:01:10Let's go.

01:01:11Shall we go to the bathroom?

01:01:12Why, let's go.

01:01:13We'll play a game.

01:01:15No, mama.

01:01:16I don't want to.

01:01:17We'll play a game.

01:01:18I know we'll play a game.

01:01:19We'll play a game.

01:01:20Oh, PBS.

01:01:20Let's play a game.

01:01:21Sure.

01:01:22What do you mean?

01:01:23Let's play a game.

01:01:24Come on.

01:01:25What are you doing?

01:01:26Let's play a game.

01:01:27What game?

01:01:28A game.

01:01:29Not the one we're playing.

01:01:30Well, I have to go.

01:01:31I have to go.

01:01:32Oh, I beg your pardon, Mrs. LeMoyne.

01:01:35This is a pleasure, Mrs. LeMoyne.

01:01:39Good evening, Mr. Austin.

01:01:40Hi.

01:01:41How do you do?

01:01:42I'd like to have you meet some of my friends.

01:01:44Certainly.

01:01:50The party of the first part, in this instance,

01:01:52agrees with the party of the second part.

01:01:53We wouldn't give the dame a nickel.

01:01:55I said the party of the first part

01:01:56agrees with the party of the second part.

01:01:58Well?

01:01:59Will you go away?

01:02:01I'm trying to get you some ice cream.

01:02:03Tutti frutti?

01:02:04In witness whereof, the parties here to have

01:02:06hereunto affixed their hands and seals in triplicate.

01:02:09Now all we need is the signature.

01:02:10How about a statement to the press, Mrs. LeMoyne?

01:02:12Yeah, give them a load of it from your angle.

01:02:14The milk fund, as you all know, is an idea of my own,

01:02:17designed purely as a means of raising funds for charity.

01:02:21Of course, I know nothing about fisticuffs,

01:02:24but the cause is a worthy one.

01:02:26Makes me very happy when I think

01:02:27of the thousands of tiny tots who will receive

01:02:29abundant nourishment from this, um, oh, what shall I say?

01:02:33The sunflower dairy.

01:02:34Yes.

01:02:35To my dear friend, Mr. Austin, and to you, Mr. Sloan,

01:02:38my sincerest gratitude.

01:02:40That ought to kill him.

01:02:41Hello there.

01:02:43Come on, Speed.

01:02:44We're waiting for you.

01:02:45Clear that contract.

01:02:46That's it.

01:02:47Now you sign on the bottom line.

01:02:48The top line's for Brenny.

01:02:49And you better make it Elwood McFarlane instead of...

01:02:52Oh, yeah.

01:02:53You know, that Elwood always bothers me.

01:02:55I'm not fighting, Gabby.

01:02:56Quiet, everybody.

01:02:57Quiet now.

01:02:58Let's take it easy.

01:02:59Everybody speak at once.

01:03:00Yeah.

01:03:01You know my blood pressure.

01:03:02A cheap joke like that and I'll fall right on my face.

01:03:05Now, where was I?

01:03:06Oh, yeah.

01:03:07You sign that contract.

01:03:08I'm not going to fight my brother-in-law.

01:03:10Your brother-in...

01:03:12There goes my pump.

01:03:14There goes my chicken coop.

01:03:16Can he do that?

01:03:17There goes my pump.

01:03:18There goes my chicken coop.

01:03:19Can he do that?

01:03:48Mr. Sullivan.

01:03:49They're signing the contracts in the library.

01:03:50Oh, fine.

01:03:51Come on, Pollock.

01:03:52You go ahead, Burley.

01:03:53I'll join you later.

01:03:54Okay.

01:03:55Gentlemen, the contract.

01:03:56Well, what seems to be the trouble?

01:03:57There's the contract.

01:03:58It's cold.

01:03:59Yeah, but I don't...

01:04:00Why don't you tell him?

01:04:01He wants to know.

01:04:02It still goes.

01:04:03I'm not going to fight my brother-in-law.

01:04:04He's not your brother-in-law yet.

01:04:05He's not my brother-in-law.

01:04:06He's not my brother-in-law.

01:04:07He's not my brother-in-law.

01:04:08He's not my brother-in-law.

01:04:09He's not my brother-in-law.

01:04:10He's not my brother-in-law.

01:04:12Don't be a piece of putty.

01:04:13Take my word for it.

01:04:14A couple of months is nothing.

01:04:15Yeah, we waited 15 years, and look at us.

01:04:16Yeah, we waited 15 years, and look at us.

01:04:17Well, we're not waiting, and I'm not fighting.

01:04:18Oh, thanks, Speed.

01:04:19You've taken a great load off my mind.

01:04:20I'll bet I did.

01:04:21You sure did.

01:04:22It had me worried.

01:04:23For nights I wasn't sleeping.

01:04:24I tried warm milk and everything.

01:04:25Internally?

01:04:26And I...

01:04:27Of course.

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01:14:20Oh, I better go.

01:14:21There's a lot of people waiting for me.

01:14:22No, you can't go.

01:14:23You ought to go, wouldn't you?

01:14:24Yeah, I know.

01:14:25But you have to stay with your mama.

01:14:26You stay right there.

01:14:27Yeah, I've got to go over and win

01:14:28the championship of the world.

01:14:29I'll be back, uh, about an hour, huh?

01:14:31No, Agnes, you can't go.

01:14:32Now, you stay there with mama.

01:14:33It was an honor and a pleasure, honey.

01:14:34I'll be seeing you.

01:14:35Goodbye, mama.

01:14:36Goodbye, Agnes.

01:14:37No, stay there now.

01:14:38Goodbye.

01:14:39Oh, hello.

01:14:40I thought you were at the fight.

01:14:41Oh, I'm all mixed up.

01:14:42It's all right.

01:14:43It's all right.

01:14:44It's all right.

01:14:45It's all right.

01:14:47Oh, hello.

01:14:48I thought you were at the fight.

01:14:49Oh, I'm all mixed up.

01:14:50The man that I love is going to fight my brother,

01:14:52whom I love, and now at the last minute,

01:14:54I've got cold feet.

01:14:55Well, why did you let it go this far, then?

01:14:57Oh, it's a long story.

01:14:58It's a long story, all about a champion being in disgrace

01:15:00and a brother needing a punch in the nose.

01:15:02And you've got to stop it.

01:15:03Oh, I wouldn't worry me.

01:15:05Burleigh says he'll be all right an hour after the fight.

01:15:07Oh, he did, did he?

01:15:09Let me tell you something.

01:15:10An hour after the fight, they'll probably

01:15:12find Burleigh's head in the 21st row singing

01:15:15I ain't got no body.

01:15:16Oh, is that so?

01:15:17What about all those men he knocked out?

01:15:19Oh, Polly, Gabby paid him to lay down.

01:15:21Why, Burleigh couldn't lick anybody.

01:15:23And tonight after the fight, say, listen,

01:15:25have you ever seen a fighter after he's

01:15:27been very badly beaten?

01:15:28No.

01:15:29No, I didn't think so.

01:15:30Well, they go around and they talk like this.

01:15:31They don't know what time it is.

01:15:32Oh, this is terrible.

01:15:33Why didn't you tell me all this before?

01:15:35Well, I promised Speed I wouldn't interfere.

01:15:37Like a dope.

01:15:38This really does complicate things.

01:15:40Why?

01:15:41You're taking care of all Speed's money, aren't you?

01:15:44Yes, it's in my bank.

01:15:45Why?

01:15:46Well, your account is Burleigh's too,

01:15:47and Burleigh drew it all out.

01:15:49He did what?

01:15:50Yes, he wanted to surprise you.

01:15:51He took all Speed's money and bet it on himself to win.

01:15:54Wait a minute.

01:15:55Give it to me again.

01:15:56He took all Speed's money.

01:15:57Never mind.

01:15:58I heard you.

01:15:59Come on.

01:16:00Hey, driver, see if you can beat that signal.

01:16:02I'll make every effort.

01:16:10Sorry, I couldn't make it.

01:16:11Yeah, yeah.

01:16:14Oh, darling.

01:16:19Look, come here, baby.

01:16:20Look, baby.

01:16:21What are you doing here?

01:16:22Couldn'ta saved them.

01:16:24They shouldn't have come over here.

01:16:30Hey!

01:16:31Hey!

01:16:34Taxi!

01:16:35Open it right up, Derek, I ...

01:16:39Hey!

01:16:40Hey!

01:16:41Once again!

01:16:42Hey, I got him!

01:16:55Hello there!

01:16:57Are you busy?

01:16:58Hey, I'm not deaf.

01:16:59What's that?

01:17:00I said I'm not deaf!

01:17:02Yeah, so am I!

01:17:03Look, we ought to get together sometime for a quiet little chat!

01:17:08What for?

01:17:09Yeah!

01:17:10Yeah, that's right, you're right!

01:17:12Yeah, that's right!

01:17:24Just my luck!

01:17:25Send me wind-up over in the first round!

01:17:27Listen to him!

01:17:28The crowd's yelling for the main event!

01:17:30No fooling!

01:17:34Everything's wrong!

01:17:35Yeah, these scales are wrong, too!

01:17:37Yeah, we gotta do something!

01:17:38We gotta stall for time!

01:17:39What's our angle? What's our out?

01:17:40I can get in the ring and take a few bows!

01:17:41Why?

01:17:42I got it! I got it!

01:17:43We'll throw in Mrs. Houghton at it!

01:17:44You mean me?

01:17:45Come on!

01:17:46We'll give them a load of that stuff on those tiny toddling tots!

01:17:48That ought to empty the place!

01:18:12Nice day!

01:18:14It's not only deep, but it's goofy!

01:18:16Yeah!

01:18:18Nice day!

01:18:20It's not only deep, but it's goofy!

01:18:22Yeah!

01:18:37Come on!

01:18:38Step on it!

01:18:47What's so funny about that?

01:18:59I guess this is as close as you can get!

01:19:01Yeah!

01:19:02We'll get out here!

01:19:03We?

01:19:04Yeah!

01:19:05There's enough for both of us!

01:19:07Come on, baby!

01:19:08Come on!

01:19:09Come on!

01:19:10Come on!

01:19:11There's the girl!

01:19:12There's the girl!

01:19:13Go!

01:19:14Go, baby, go!

01:19:15It is my privilege to introduce to you

01:19:17that well-known philanthropist,

01:19:19Mrs. E. Winthrop Lemoyne!

01:19:23Ladies and gentlemen,

01:19:25I thank you for your support in my efforts

01:19:27to supply milk for those tiny toddling tots.

01:19:31He's here?

01:19:32That's it, boy!

01:19:33Oh, Agnes!

01:19:34Oh, that's my boy!

01:19:36Hello, Speed!

01:19:37Look!

01:19:38Here's little Agnes!

01:19:39Well, where did you get that?

01:19:40Oh, I just brought her along for luck!

01:19:43Well, you'll need it!

01:19:46Oh, my God, Agnes!

01:19:47You're heavy!

01:19:51One hit me!

01:19:53Here, he's here to see you!

01:19:54Here, he's here to see you!

01:19:55Come on, Agnes!

01:19:56Come on, Agnes!

01:19:57Come on, Agnes!

01:19:58Come on, Agnes!

01:19:59Come on, Agnes!

01:20:00Come on, Agnes!

01:20:01Here, he's here!

01:20:02The tiger's here!

01:20:03Yeah, he's been here, too!

01:20:04What's the matter? What's happened?

01:20:05He hit him in the face with his horse!

01:20:06Oh, this is brutal!

01:20:08I shot that guy last night,

01:20:09but it was only a dream.

01:20:11Get the automatic sprays of ammonia.

01:20:12It's in my bag over there.

01:20:13Huh?

01:20:14Some ammonia! Some ammonia!

01:20:15Some ammonia! Some ammonia!

01:20:16Come on, snap out of it!

01:20:17Some ammonia!

01:20:19Some ammonia!

01:20:21Some ammonia!

01:20:22Some ammonia!

01:20:24In some ammonia!

01:20:25In some ammonia!

01:20:27Oh, yeah!

01:20:28Here it is!

01:20:30Here it is!

01:20:32Give him a swig of that!

01:20:34Are you out for action?

01:20:35We'll be out in ten minutes!

01:20:37I don't like that stuff!

01:20:38Come on, spread me out!

01:20:39I'll do it myself!

01:20:50Now, get this.

01:20:51We've got to make it look good.

01:20:52If you win with one punch,

01:20:53they'll know it's a fake.

01:20:54There's a lot of wise guys around here

01:20:55who'll be throwing pop bottles at us.

01:20:57I've been your manager for a long time,

01:20:58you've paid me a lot of dough.

01:20:59If you've ever listened to me,

01:21:00listen to me now.

01:21:01You've got to make this guy look good

01:21:02for three rounds.

01:21:04What's the matter with you?

01:21:05Nothing.

01:21:06What's the matter with you?

01:21:29Ladies and gentlemen,

01:21:31this is the main event of the evening.

01:21:33Fifteen rounds of boxing

01:21:35for the middleweight championship of the world.

01:21:38Presenting a boy

01:21:39who in the short time of six months

01:21:41has risen to be a leading contender

01:21:45for the middleweight championship.

01:21:47None other than that fighting milkman

01:21:50Burly Tiger Sullivan!

01:21:59Presenting the middleweight champion

01:22:03of the whole world,

01:22:06Steve McFarlane!

01:22:17Raw firing referee!

01:22:23Now, both these boys on the ropes

01:22:26Now, both these boys on the ropes

01:22:28of the boxing game.

01:22:29Now, I said,

01:22:30both these boys on the ropes

01:22:31of the boxing game.

01:22:32Mr. Thornton,

01:22:33I might just as well be broke

01:22:34as the way I am now.

01:22:35I'll bet you my head

01:22:36on the first against yours.

01:22:37Hey, go ahead.

01:22:38Well, whatever you say goes,

01:22:39Mr. Sloan.

01:22:44Here, take another shot of this.

01:22:56Burly!

01:22:57Polly!

01:22:58Me!

01:22:59Burly, don't go in there.

01:23:00You can't fight.

01:23:01I can't what?

01:23:02They framed you.

01:23:03They just want to knock you out.

01:23:04You never could fight, Burly.

01:23:05Oh, yes, I can.

01:23:06Come on, Tiger, snap in there.

01:23:09Burly!

01:23:11Suppose she's right.

01:23:12Suppose I can't fight.

01:23:13Don't take a name's word for nothing.

01:23:14They never start to think

01:23:15when I can open their mouth.

01:23:16Just walk right out there

01:23:17and give them that one-two.

01:23:20She's right.

01:23:21She's right.

01:23:22Hey, milk,

01:23:23here's your good luck ball.

01:23:24Here's your good luck charm.

01:23:25Just hang on to this

01:23:26and you can't lose.

01:23:30What'd I tell you to do?

01:23:31Play around.

01:23:44Hey, your glasses.

01:23:45Huh?

01:23:46Give me your glasses.

01:23:47Oh, yes.

01:23:48Your glasses.

01:23:49Give me your glasses.

01:23:50Wait a minute.

01:23:51Wait a minute.

01:23:52He won't let me.

01:23:54Will you get my foot out of there?

01:23:55Wait a minute.

01:23:56Then hurry up and race me.

01:23:57Oh, for goodness sake,

01:23:58I'm running out of time.

01:23:59I know.

01:24:23Help him out, boys.

01:24:24Hey!

01:24:25Hey!

01:24:54Oh!

01:24:55Oh!

01:24:56Oh!

01:24:57Oh!

01:24:58Oh!

01:24:59Oh!

01:25:00Oh!

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01:25:32Oh!

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01:25:45Oh!

01:25:46Oh!

01:25:47Oh!

01:25:48Oh!

01:25:49Oh!

01:25:50Oh!

01:25:51I guess I didn't realize how strong I was, did I?

01:25:53Oh, leave me alone.

01:25:55Wait a minute.

01:25:56Before all the press, I'm going to make you an offer.

01:25:58If you'll resign from the ring, the undefeated champion of the world,

01:26:01I'll make you my partner in the dairy business.

01:26:05Oh.

01:26:06Oh.

01:26:07Oh.

01:26:08Oh.

01:26:09Oh.

01:26:10Oh.

01:26:11Oh.

01:26:12Oh.

01:26:13Oh.

01:26:14Oh.

01:26:15Oh.

01:26:16Oh.

01:26:17Oh.

01:26:18Oh.

01:26:19Oh.

01:26:21Oh, that's wonderful, Mr. Austin.

01:26:23Well, say, boy, you make me mighty happy tonight.

01:26:27You know, everybody should be happy tonight.

01:26:29Now, Speed here, he's all right, and then their sis, she...

01:26:33What about Gabby?

01:26:35Oh yeah, what about Gabby.

01:26:36We've got to do something.

01:26:37Say, couldn't you make him your general manager?

01:26:39He could give the boys up an atom.

01:26:41Well, anything you say, Gold partnership.

01:26:42But what about Speed here?

01:26:44Oh, Speed, he's fine.

01:26:45He's a wealthy man.

01:26:46You see, I bet all his money on me.

01:26:48on me they gave it really was a guy.

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