Man Speaks Hilariously After Coming Out of Anesthesia

This man spoke hilariously as he came out of anaesthesia. He said random stuff while lying on the hospital bed.

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00:00I'm so hungry. Do you feel violated? No. That was fun. It was. Do you remember your name?

00:08Jameson D. Pretty close. Do you remember my name? Beautiful. Yeah, you probably need to

00:16drive. Yeah, I'll drive. There's no way I could work today. No. I can't wait to sleep.

00:24Michael Jackson did this all the time? He must have been tired. I get tired. That was fun. Pizza

00:31sounds good too. I might be hungry today. I wonder if you can request to sleep longer.

00:37Like just, hey dude, put me up for three hours. I don't sleep. Just let me have fun. My wife

00:45went shopping. She'll be back in four hours. That was the best sleep I've ever had. Thank you.

00:51You're welcome. They put you under. I was told it was like a half under. It is a half under.