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00:02 - Wait, is this a walk of shame?
00:03 - I mean, is it a walk of shame if I stayed up all night
00:06 in the library hooking up with my textbook?
00:07 Like... (voix sourde)
00:09 - Wow, we are so different.
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00:12 - So excited that classes are finally starting.
00:14 - What classes are you taking?
00:16 - I literally don't even know.
00:17 I just signed up for anything that started with "intro."
00:19 - Mm! Young Stalin could get it.
00:22 - Right?
00:23 - Dude could've been on "Riverdale."
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00:26 Oh, I love college.
00:28 ♪ ♪
00:30 - Hey, is this Layne Murray's room?
00:32 - She's a lucky lady.
00:34 - She's my sister, actually. - Yikes.
00:36 ♪ ♪
00:38 - Do not have sex with any of my roommates.
00:40 - She's not used to guys like you.
00:41 You should've seen the boy who came to visit her.
00:43 He looked like a goat.
00:44 - I did forget my toothbrush.
00:46 - Put a shirt on!
00:47 - All right, this is yours, Wendy.
00:49 This is yours.
00:50 - She's good.
00:51 - Tonight, we're gonna rage our brains out
00:52 at the "Anything But Clothes" party.
00:54 I will be making a mini dress made out of caution tape.
00:56 ♪ ♪
00:58 - Did you just get a mysterious envelope?
01:00 - You're invited to Kappa's pre-rush brunch
01:02 later this afternoon.
01:03 - Your name is Ashley, too?
01:04 - I spell it A-S-H-L-E-E.
01:06 - L-E-I-G-H.
01:07 - L-E-Y-E.
01:08 - I look forward to seeing you all
01:10 on "Sewing Sunset" one day.
01:12 - You had a one-night stand?
01:14 - I know.
01:15 - That is the sexiest thing I've ever heard.
01:17 - You know those girls that are, like, confident?
01:19 - Yeah, I hate them. - Me too.
01:21 - I just pretended to be one of them.
01:24 - I still think sex is better when it's with someone you love,
01:27 and it's an expression of your commitment.
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01:31 - People prefer men's sports because we're better athletes.
01:34 - [screams]
01:35 - I guess men are faster than women after all, you pieces of--
01:38 - Oh!
01:39 [all gasp]
01:40 - Nevertheless, she persisted!
01:44 [all cheering]
01:45 [upbeat music]
01:48 - Sex positive, y'all! Do it!
01:50 ♪ ♪
01:51 - I'll see you both at graduation, if you make it.
01:54 ♪ ♪
01:55 - Tonight, I'm going to a naked party.
01:57 - What is going on in here?
01:59 - He's using makeup to subtly enhance my banging body.
02:01 - Yeah, nobody has that many abs.
02:02 - Impressive, right?
02:03 - Why is there a tan aspen on our couch?
02:05 - What you should be asking...
02:07 is why aren't there four?
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