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00:06 "And you get an eye full of pepper."
00:07 "It's me!"
00:08 "Mac!"
00:09 "I grew up always feeling like I was an older woman trapped in the body of a little girl."
00:16 "I wrote a book."
00:17 "Mac, if you're not getting paid for something, it's a hobby."
00:19 "And hobbies are disgusting."
00:21 "And I did my darnedest to keep my inner old gal to myself."
00:25 "Can. We. Rally."
00:27 "Yes. We. Can."
00:30 "I thought it would be super fun if we all...
00:31 "Lie down."
00:32 "Did a past life...
00:33 regression."
00:34 "What?"
00:35 "You should go do it."
00:36 "We'll just meet back up at the house."
00:37 "Welcome."
00:38 "Lay down, my child, and think about who you want to be."
00:41 "I'm a 70-year-old woman trapped in the body of a 30-year-old who just needs a minute to rest!"
00:49 "Oh! Oh my God!"
00:53 "Will somebody help me? This is not me!"
00:56 "So, you were thinking about old lady stuff, and then you turned into one."
00:59 "So he should be able to turn you back into you?"
01:01 "Where did he go?"
01:04 "We're never gonna find him."
01:05 "Max!"
01:06 "Coming! Coming!"
01:07 "Are you sick? You sound weird."
01:09 "Whoa!"
01:10 "Well, hello! I'm Max's Aunt Rita."
01:13 "I'm Jack. I take care of cheese when Max's out of town."
01:16 "This is Max's Aunt Rita."
01:19 "How often do you ladies meet for your wine club?"
01:22 "Every day."
01:23 "Sometimes we spend the weekend."
01:24 "How are we supposed to grow old on the French Riviera if you're 50 years ahead of me?"
01:28 "Max, you are scheduled to cover the Pilates event post-picture."
01:32 "Post-picture?"
01:32 "People see you at a party, they will think you're fun."
01:35 "Ah! My leg!"
01:36 "And let's reset."
01:37 "Max!"
01:38 "You know, these pocket computer photo albums are my job these days."
01:42 "I get paid to post pictures."
01:44 "What?"
01:45 "Wow, looking good, Aunt Rita."
01:48 "Everything that's happening for you right now..."
01:51 "...is because you're showing the world who you are."
01:54 "We're getting some interesting offers for Rita."
01:57 "I'm a woman!"
01:59 "Do you want to be free?"
02:02 "Post more of my Glammy Grammy."
02:04 "People are dying for her."
02:06 "Rita, you got a man."
02:07 "Well, this guy's young. He's young."
02:09 "Max, you didn't want to be old."
02:11 "What you wanted was to be you."
02:13 "Look, I laid down in that pod."
02:17 "And when I came out, I was in this body!"
02:19 "Okay, you're coming in with a lot of energy."
02:21 "Do you want to be free?"
02:25 [Musique]