• l’année dernière
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00:00 - Juste une fois, s'il te plaît. - Sorry, sir, your head is okay.
00:04 - Please, don't do that.
00:07 - Yes. - Doc.
00:11 - What? - Doc.
00:12 - Yeah. - I want you to ground me.
00:14 - Don't start that again.
00:16 - Doc. - Yeah.
00:25 - I don't want to fly anymore. - Why?
00:27 - It's dangerous. - Ah!
00:28 - Listen, I told you. Let's get out of here.
00:32 - I've flown 35 missions, for Christ's sake. - Take it easy.
00:36 - Now that SadisticNet has raised the number up to 50.
00:39 In any other outfit, I would have been rotated after 25.
00:41 Doc, you've got to help me out.
00:43 - Look, I'm due for rotation myself in a couple of months if,
00:46 if I don't cause any trouble or break any rules.
00:49 And one of the rules says I can't ground anyone just because he asks me to.
00:53 - Can you ground somebody who's crazy? - Of course, I have to.
00:55 There's a rule that says I have to ground anyone who's crazy.
00:58 - I'm crazy. - Who says so?
01:00 - Ask anybody. - Ask Daley, Cox, McQuarrie.
01:02 - Hey, Orr. Orr, tell him. - Tell him what?
01:05 - Am I crazy? - He's crazy, Doc.
01:08 He won't fly with me. I take good care of him, but he won't.
01:11 He's crazy, all right.
01:13 - That's the truth, isn't it? You're damn crazy.
01:16 - They're crazy. - Then why are you grounding them?
01:18 - Why don't they ask me to ground them? - Because they're crazy, that's why.
01:21 - Of course they're crazy. I just told you that.
01:24 You can't let crazy people decide whether you're crazy or not, can you?
01:28 - He's all crazy. - Of course he is.
01:33 He has to be crazy to keep flying after all the close calls he's had.
01:36 - Then why can't you ground him? - I can, but first he has to ask me.
01:40 - That's all he's got to do to be grounded? - That's all.
01:42 - And then you can ground him? - No, then I cannot ground him.
01:46 - There's a catch. - A catch?
01:49 Sure, catch 22.
01:51 <i>Anyone who wants to get out of combat isn't really crazy, so I can't ground him.</i>
01:56 <i>Okay, let me see if I got this straight.</i>
02:01 In order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy.
02:04 And I must be crazy to keep flying.
02:07 But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy anymore and I have to keep flying.
02:11 - You've got it. That's catch 22. - Whoo!
02:20 That's some catch I catch 22. It's the best there is.
02:24 <i>Catch 22</i>
02:26 <i>Catch 22</i>
02:29 <i>Catch 22</i>
02:32 <i>Catch 22</i>
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03:12 Merci.
03:13 [SILENCE]