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00:00 *Musique*
00:07 What up invaders, Chris here.
00:09 Alright, so I had my gay friends help me pick out an outfit that fits the gay stereotype.
00:13 This is what we've come up with.
00:15 I'm gonna go out on Venice Beach and try to kiss girls looking like this.
00:18 I have no idea if it's gonna work, but let's find out.
00:21 Let's do it.
00:22 Let me tell you something.
00:24 You are so fricking adorable.
00:28 I think we should play a really quick game for a kiss.
00:31 Are you down?
00:32 Yeah.
00:33 Okay.
00:34 This is a slap game. Give me your hands.
00:35 Okay.
00:36 Here we go.
00:38 I won.
00:41 Come here.
00:43 *Kiss*
00:45 *Kiss*
01:13 You know what? I'm not really gay.
01:16 But we should hang out. Come here. Give me your number.
01:18 Okay.
01:19 Hey, you are absolutely gorgeous.
01:22 I know you're here with your son, but I wanted to know if you wanted to play a quick game for a quick kiss.
01:29 Are you down? I think you're down.
01:31 Yeah. Okay.
01:33 You know what? Forget the game. Just come here.
01:39 *Kiss*
01:41 *Kiss*
01:43 *Kiss*
01:44 *Kiss*
01:45 *Kiss*
02:13 I saw you and I thought you were super cute.
02:16 Is this your mom?
02:17 Yeah.
02:18 I wanted to know if... I know it's crazy. It's her dad.
02:21 I wanted to know if I could play a quick game with you.
02:24 And if I beat you, I get to kiss your daughter really quick.
02:27 Okay?
02:28 We'll play a slap game.
02:29 Put your hands like this.
02:32 If I can slap your hands, I get to kiss your daughter. Okay?
02:34 How many tries do you get?
02:35 I get one try.
02:36 Alright.
02:37 I won.
02:38 Come here.
02:39 I feel sorry for you a little bit.
02:40 Okay.
02:41 I see the mother fucker hits you one day, knock you out cold, you can get up for 8 hours, man.
02:46 I don't think that's true.
02:47 It is true. Over by the bathroom. You just don't remember.
02:50 I was here last time.
02:51 Who knows?
02:52 I've been playing on the jazz for 8 hours.
02:55 Nobody cares, dude.
02:57 I don't care.
02:58 Nobody cares, man. You know they don't.
03:00 I fall asleep, I'm just reading a lot, but I don't think anyone's listening.
03:02 So freaking adorable.
03:04 I wanted to know if you wanted to play a really, really quick game for a kiss.
03:08 Are you down?
03:09 Sounds good.
03:10 Yeah?
03:11 Alright, here, give me your hands. This is a slap game.
03:13 Okay.
03:14 If I can slap your hands, I get a really quick kiss, okay?
03:17 Alright.
03:18 I win.
03:21 Oh, okay.
03:23 I win.
03:24 [Music]
03:52 You know what? We gotta hang out sometime.
03:54 I'm not really gay, by the way.
03:56 Okay.
03:57 Give me your number, yeah?
03:58 I don't know.
03:59 Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
04:01 If you want to know why I'm dressed as a nerd in my outro,
04:03 well, on my second channel, my Chris Monroe Kissing channel,
04:06 I dressed up just like this, went out to Venice Beach, and tried to kiss girls.
04:10 It was totally epic. You're not going to want to miss it.
04:12 Click on my body anywhere over here to check it out,
04:14 or first link in the description.
04:16 I'll see you guys there.
04:17 [Music]