Cooking Tutorial Ramen
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00:00 It's time for the moment you've been waiting for!
00:03 (Humming)
00:05 (Humming)
00:34 Bonjour! My name is Chef Boyardee and this is my assistant, Chef Maruchan!
00:40 And for today, we're going to have a wonderful cooking show for all of you guys!
00:44 Oh yes, we're going to cook a traditional meal of Taframen!
00:50 It's Maruchan's special!
00:52 So, let's get started!
00:54 Okay, so the first step in cooking this Maruchan Taframen is, open the bag!
01:02 Aha! That's always a challenge!
01:04 What I prefer is using a knife!
01:06 And then you just simply put it on the table and stab the bag!
01:09 Stab it multiple times until you feel like you've got a good opening, like this!
01:13 Oh, look at that opening! Oh yeah!
01:15 And then you rip it apart, like a whole, and you put it on the plate!
01:19 Ah yes, get all the stuff, even the plastic!
01:22 Okay, so, after that step, what you've got to do is you take an ice cream scooper,
01:27 and then you smash it! Then you smash that shit up!
01:31 Ah yes, that's very beautiful!
01:34 Make sure you have a protective eyewear!
01:38 And don't make a mess, your parents will be very upset!
01:41 Okay, now that it's already cooked, no just kidding, it's not cooked, I got you there!
01:47 Okay, now that it's all prepared, oh look at that, oh yeah, it's all cooked!
01:51 You put it in the microwave!
01:53 And you put it on for a good 19 minutes!
01:59 Oh, key number, key number!
02:01 Key number, 19 minutes, no more, no less!
02:04 Okay, now, the next step that you go from there, once it's out of the microwave after those 19 minutes,
02:08 is you take a banana!
02:10 Now, you've got to make sure the banana's nice and squished up,
02:13 the best way is to stroke it, that's like the best way you can get it moushed up!
02:17 And once it's moushed, you break it in half!
02:19 See, look, now you don't have to peel either side, because both sides are already peeled!
02:24 And then you take that, and then you put it on your plate!
02:28 Put it on top of the noodles after they've been cooked, and they were totally not on fire at all!
02:32 And I did not have to take it out of the microwave, it was not on fire!
02:35 It was in there for 19 minutes!
02:37 Now that you have your cooked pasta with your bananas,
02:40 okay, from that point, you put it over the stove!
02:43 You see this pan here?
02:45 See, look, it's a nice beautiful non-stick pan, it's totally clean and not dirty at all!
02:49 Get it at your local Target!
02:51 Put it in there!
02:53 And then you take your ice cream scooper again, and you smoosh the bananas!
02:57 And you do the same thing to the other side!
02:59 Remember, protect it by water!
03:02 That's what all good chefs do now!
03:05 Okay, now look at that! Mmmmm, doesn't that look sexy!
03:08 Okay, from that point, you're going to take boiled water!
03:12 Boiled water, okay, nothing better!
03:14 And it has to be at precisely 121 degrees!
03:16 No higher, no lower!
03:18 Hold on to your thermometers!
03:20 And in Fahrenheit too, not Celsius, that's shit!
03:22 And then you pour it in the noodles and the banana!
03:26 Oh yeah!
03:27 I can smell it already!
03:29 From there, you start the stove!
03:31 Don't burn down your house, children!
03:33 Burning down houses is bad!
03:35 Make sure you have your Paris permission before all of this!
03:37 Don't question, this is my beautiful moustache!
03:42 Okay, now this thing is going to come to a beautiful boil towards the very end!
03:46 So you just have to wait!
03:48 Okay, so now that the beautiful pasta is done boiling, it looks all beautiful!
03:52 I can't tilt it because there's water in it!
03:55 Oh, that smells beautiful!
03:56 Okay, once it's there, you take your beautiful, I mean, not cocaine, your spice!
04:01 It's very spicy!
04:03 It spices that shit up!
04:05 You just dump it all in there!
04:07 Oh yeah!
04:09 Make sure that you have a pile on that!
04:11 Oh yes!
04:13 Look at that pile!
04:15 Oh, that's beautiful!
04:17 Okay!
04:19 You remember the banana peel that you took from Guadalupe?
04:21 You put that in there too!
04:24 Oh my god!
04:25 Okay, and you take the ice cream scoop one more time!
04:28 And then you smash it!
04:30 Try not to get dirty!
04:33 Remember, Paris permission!
04:35 Then you just stir that shit up, put a peace sign over it, that way you don't see the ugliness!
04:40 I mean, the beautiful sexiness of my beautiful pasta!
04:43 I am so hungry!
04:45 When is this going to be done?
04:47 Oh, look how almost finished that is!
04:49 Oh, that's so hot!
04:52 From that point, that's when you open up this cabinet and you find random stuff in there!
04:55 Oh!
04:57 Very important ingredient, don't forget it!
05:00 These are high class sprinkles!
05:04 Just pour that shit in there!
05:07 Oh, oh my god!
05:13 Oh, Maruton, how, how, you almost made me forget!
05:16 Oh my goodness!
05:18 Oh, you almost made me forget!
05:21 Just, just, just, just!
05:22 Ah, yes!
05:26 Oh, yes, you put that all in there!
05:28 There you go!
05:30 You remember that knife we used at the beginning?
05:32 You used it again!
05:34 And then you stab it a couple of times!
05:36 Stabbing is key, it brings out the flavour!
05:38 Mm, beautiful!
05:40 Okay, wipe that off, you'll never know!
05:43 Oh, just kidding, got you there!
05:48 Okay, from that point, you have your beautiful meal!
05:50 Now, how do you eat it, you ask?
05:52 Yes, well, how do you eat it?
05:54 I've got the perfect answer for you!
05:56 Oh my goodness!
05:58 Chopsticks!
06:00 Of course, it's Rowan!
06:02 Who doesn't eat Maruton's Roman noodles?
06:04 Not Roman noodles!
06:06 Roman? Not Roman, Rami!
06:08 You use your chopsticks and you eat this beautiful noodle!
06:10 Just, ah, ah, ah!
06:12 Mm, mm, mm!
06:14 Oh!
06:16 (coughing)
06:17 Maruton, get out of the screen if you're doing that!
06:21 Okay, I'm fine!
06:23 Mm, these noodles were just so...
06:25 (gagging)
06:27 Oh, so delicious!
06:30 How could you not want to eat those?
06:32 Oh, yes!
06:34 Look at all that, oh!
06:36 Oh my god, it's so good!
06:38 It's delicious, best thing I've ever eaten!
06:40 Once you're done with all eating this, and everything,
06:44 then you enjoy the rest of your day by watching some TV or something,
06:47 I don't know what you do with your normal life,
06:49 but, remember, make sure you have parents' permissions first!
06:52 Parents' permission!
06:54 Or else, you're fucked!
06:56 Hey guys, thanks for watching this week's video,
06:59 we had a blast doing it,
07:01 so much fun, trust me, you have to try that recipe,
07:04 it was just, like, delicious, I can't get over that.
07:06 I'm doing it again when I go home.
07:08 I mean, you just have to have the right ingredients too,
07:12 they all have to be organic and from whole foods and everything,
07:14 because if not, then what are you doing with your life?
07:16 Seriously, are you serious?
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07:30 (laughing)