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00:00 Okay, I don't mean for any people to get offended for this video. I'm doing the imitation of Miranda Sings, but this time it's gonna be Miranda.
00:09 And, um, yeah, I hope nobody gets offended and no animals were hurt in this video. So, hope you enjoy. Bye.
00:22 Hi, Miss Miranda Angel here. So, um, the video got deleted again. It's the second time. So, all I did was, "Wayne Chastain gone cause Miranda."
00:32 Cause in Spanish, "Niña" starts and ends with an "A" and "girl" and "Niño" ends with "O" and "boy." So, Miranda and Miranda do different things.
00:43 So, all I did was do this, "Wayne Chastain gone" thing, and, um, you know, for all the Miranda fans out there, you know, I'm not gonna do this cause you don't want your friends to get chastained.
00:54 It's really gross. And, um, all I did was, "The things go down from last episode." So, I'm gonna do this.
01:03 Okay, um, so, all I did was grab some of these noodles. Grab some of them and then put them in water that's boiling. Don't wanna touch that.
01:17 And then, don't drink the water. Then, all I did was grab some water in there and then put the puzzle together in three pieces.
01:26 And it was really hard to build and it's really hard to build. So, grab this and make sure to point it that way.
01:33 Oh, no.
01:35 Ow. Ow.
01:39 It's flying. Get away, fly. Go.
01:43 It's flying right there. Go away. Go.
01:47 Ew!
01:49 Oh, just, okay. So, yeah. Put some rice in there. Depends on what you want. Because it's really healthy for me. But it's 250 calories.
01:59 Yeah. I only grabbed, like, the whole box thingy of rice. So, it's really healthy, but you gotta do it with a gym can.
02:10 And, yeah. It's really healthy things. And for the noodles, all you're gonna need to do is open the door and find the noodles.
02:19 And all I did was grab some ramen. One of them was probably 20 something. I think it was 20.
02:24 Yeah, just grab some of it out and then put it in the noodle already. Yeah. And then, that's it.
02:32 Okay, so the next step to making Chinese food is, um, is, um, grabbing an animal.
02:42 So, whatever. A vegetarian. Or carnivore. Only eat meat. Yes.
02:49 And remember that's cool. Stay in school, kids.
02:53 And, um, the only difference, um, what you don't do is, you don't kill the bird. Yes. So, it's really, really tasty.
03:03 So, grab a couple of five. One. What are you doing? I said don't fly away. Didn't I?
03:13 Told you before the video starts to not fly away. What did you just do? You flew away.
03:18 Okay, now, so now you're going to pay me two times.
03:23 So, stop flying.
03:27 I'm gonna kill the bird first. And I'll meet you guys then.
03:31 Okay, so, um, is it recording? Okay, so, I've killed the bird and this is what the finished dish will look like.
03:38 Yes. It's 100% chicken. So, I'm just gonna stand right here.
03:43 Okay, so, um, yeah.
03:51 Look at the bubbles. I touched bubbles.
03:55 I'm gonna eat that. Don't touch me.
04:02 Okay, so, um, you can't have me talking like 24/7.
04:07 Oh, no, no, okay, so, um, next we're gonna have to wait till all this cook.
04:13 It's gonna be 300 days. And, yeah, see, 300 days.
04:18 It has been 300 days and they are finally ready.
04:24 So, turn them off. Turn this one off. Make sure you do your penance to this.
04:31 Okay, and, um, okay, so, um, what you're gonna do, you're gonna grab a mirror cable.
04:42 So, I don't know if you can see, but, um, we'll be right back.
04:53 Okay, so, um, next thing you're gonna do, see, it's cooking right there.
05:00 So, what you're gonna do is you're gonna grab one.
05:04 It's really hot.
05:06 You're gonna grab one and you're gonna put it in there.
05:09 See how one side is jiggly and the other one isn't?
05:12 That's how it's supposed to be.
05:14 See, all of them are like that.
05:19 One, two, three, seven, and a hundred.
05:34 So, um, this is what it should look like after you take it out.
05:38 And, um, yeah, so what you're gonna do is ask for your penance permission and you're gonna grab a knife.
05:46 I didn't kill somebody.
05:49 I wasn't the murderer. It was my brother.
05:52 And what you're gonna do, you're gonna stab it until it breaks.
06:05 You're gonna hit.
06:07 Okay, see how it's breaking?
06:10 Yeah, and then bend them down if they don't want to be broken, but make them really unbroken.
06:19 And I know these are unbroken.
06:21 Oh, yeah, all of them are broken.
06:25 So, yeah, now you finish noodles.
06:28 And, um, if you make the noodles, what these are for is, um, you're gonna grab these and then you're gonna open it.
06:39 Okay, okay, so to spice these things up, you're gonna grab the black pepper. It's really spicy.
06:46 Okay, so, there's just enough because it's really spicy.
06:51 And, um, this, I don't know what this is.
06:55 It's called "caddo con sabor de pollo."
07:00 Um, I don't know what "pollo" is.
07:02 It's probably a word.
07:04 What you're gonna do, you're gonna, like, dump some in there.
07:10 See that? It's dumped in there.
07:14 Okay, so, um, next what you're gonna do is you're gonna grab the thing you did.
07:18 I said it was pleasing.
07:20 So, it's really hard to open with one hand, so I'll be very big.
07:24 Okay, so, I went to sleep and then I forgot about the video, so I finally opened it.
07:33 Because I had to tell my uncle and my dad and my brother to come open it.
07:37 It was really hard.
07:39 Now, you're gonna grab, um,
07:41 Yeah, there.
07:43 It's nasty.
07:46 You're just gonna grab a fork, you know, or a spoon.
07:50 If you don't have a fork, you can grab a knife.
07:53 And you grab one.
07:55 Yeah.
07:56 Okay.
08:00 And then, here, I can dump all of them in there.
08:04 There.
08:06 Then you're gonna grab some salt.
08:08 Salt.
08:09 Put some in there.
08:15 It should be good and salty.
08:18 Okay, so, yeah.
08:19 Now you finish the noodles.
08:21 Okay, now for the rice.
08:23 It should be ready by now.
08:25 It's really hard.
08:26 I got this part of the pot.
08:28 Which, is over here.
08:31 And you don't want to touch it, because when it's spicy, it can be harmful.
08:35 Gonna go, gonna go grab a spoon.
08:37 Be right back.
08:38 Okay, so, I'm gonna grab the spoon.
08:41 See this?
08:42 This spoon.
08:43 And then you're gonna grab this.
08:45 And grab some...
08:47 And then...
08:52 See how I did it?
08:55 Spread it all around.
08:57 Just like that.
09:04 Okay.
09:10 Make sure you don't waste any.
09:12 And then, there's your noodles and your rice.
09:15 It's gonna be good.
09:17 Then, you're gonna grab chicken.
09:19 The parakeet, or the birdo, whatever it's called.
09:23 Then you're gonna grab some.
09:25 Dump it into it.
09:27 See?
09:28 Well, this is the recipe for the vegetarian.
09:31 I'm gonna grab a little bit.
09:33 Since me, I'm a carnivore, I only eat meat.
09:37 And, yeah.
09:39 But other than that, that'll be it for today's video.
09:42 And, I'll be putting, um, once a month, up my random.
09:48 So, give it a thumbs up and please subscribe.
09:52 And do something with the comment section.
09:56 And, bye.