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00:00 What's up guys, welcome to Beauty Break. I'm the Jovenshire, this isn't my show.
00:03 You're really loud. Sorry.
00:04 So loud.
00:05 Hi guys, welcome back to Beauty Break. Today we have guests.
00:08 I'm the Jovenshire and he's adorable.
00:10 It's me.
00:11 That's Fancy.
00:12 Perfection.
00:13 Back again.
00:14 So actually, fun fact, a lot of people didn't know, they were very confused why Joven was on the guy's style opinions episode.
00:22 Spencer also works for Smosh Games and we actually all work in the same office and we're all friends.
00:26 He's like our awesome editor that makes us look funny.
00:29 Thank you.
00:30 They're not actually in real life.
00:31 No, no, no, funny.
00:32 Anyway, today we're going to do, what's it even called?
00:35 The no hands makeup challenge.
00:36 Like do we do it like this?
00:37 Do we like do, are your arms behind your back?
00:39 And then we're up like this?
00:40 And to be your hands.
00:41 Do what you guys want.
00:42 Through the...
00:43 This is going to be very weird.
00:44 It's Spencer from the pot.
00:45 [music]
00:48 Okay, it's going to be a very interesting episode.
00:51 I don't trust myself with a sharp object or a pointy object near your eyes.
00:55 Hold on, where are your eyes?
00:56 They're closed.
00:57 Finishing class.
00:58 Okay, so here.
00:59 Spencer's smart.
01:00 He's reading.
01:01 You both are taking very different approaches.
01:03 Spencer's like assessing everything.
01:05 I can't see.
01:06 You're not supposed to be able to see.
01:07 Okay, just, I'm sorry.
01:09 Oh.
01:10 Did I, where am I?
01:11 Where am I on your face?
01:12 On my eyebrow.
01:13 You can use whatever you want.
01:14 Ah, sh*t.
01:15 Screw this one.
01:16 It's just like painting the...
01:17 We'll come back to this.
01:18 Eyeliner done.
01:19 This thing.
01:20 What is this?
01:21 Is this foundation?
01:22 Okay, this is foundation.
01:23 I know how this works.
01:24 Is this like a spray on kind?
01:25 No, no, it's just like...
01:26 It just squirts out.
01:27 It just squirts out?
01:28 I'm so sorry.
01:29 It's pretty sensual, Spencer.
01:30 Okay, your cheeks are here?
01:31 Yeah.
01:32 Okay.
01:33 You just go for it.
01:34 Yeah.
01:35 Is this how you do it?
01:36 I don't know what I'm doing.
01:37 Is this how you do it?
01:38 Your nose is so cute, I f*cking like it.
01:39 The biggest fear.
01:40 It feels like someone is putting sunscreen on me.
01:41 Is that how you do it?
01:42 This is the sunscreen that I'm using.
01:43 Hold on, I need, I'm going to spritz some more.
01:44 If you break out after this, I'm sorry.
01:45 It's okay.
01:46 I forgive you.
01:47 Oh, God, I smell that!
01:48 Oh, my God.
01:49 Oh, my God.
01:50 I'm gonna throw up.
01:51 I'm gonna throw up.
01:52 This is like getting a facial.
01:53 I know, it's kind of nice.
01:54 No!
01:55 Mine's too damp for her.
01:56 There you go.
01:57 There you go.
01:58 Too damp?
01:59 Too tan.
02:00 Yeah.
02:01 This is too damp.
02:02 I am all up in the back of your head.
02:03 And in my hair in the front.
02:04 I'm sorry.
02:05 I like the encouraging hand.
02:06 It almost smells kind of like sunscreen for some reason.
02:07 I know, for some reason everything smells like it.
02:08 Why do you use sunscreen for foundation?
02:09 I don't know, I don't even really listen to it.
02:10 All right, try it.
02:11 I don't know.
02:12 I don't even listen to it.
02:13 I don't even listen to it.
02:14 I don't even listen to it.
02:15 I don't even listen to it.
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02:59 I don't even listen to it.
03:00 I don't even listen to it.
03:01 I don't even listen to it.
03:03 You can opt out.
03:04 I already did it.
03:05 What do I use this for?
03:06 What goes on this?
03:07 This?
03:08 Yep.
03:09 You only have to put mascara.
03:10 This might make your life more difficult Spencer.
03:11 I'm so good.
03:12 You only have to put mascara on my lower lashes.
03:13 Okay, but you don't have to use that one.
03:14 You don't have to do the top of it.
03:15 What's that thing?
03:16 That's a different thing.
03:17 Why are there so many brushes?
03:18 Can I use this brush?
03:19 They're already luscious.
03:20 Thank you.
03:21 You can.
03:22 Okay.
03:23 Uh huh.
03:24 What is this that I'm using?
03:25 Bronzer.
03:26 Ah, bronzer.
03:27 You need to opt for this.
03:28 I think girls might get it all over their...
03:29 We do.
03:30 Spencer, you're so good at this.
03:32 Really?
03:33 Go, Spencer.
03:34 I feel like I'm nailing it too, but she won't compliment me.
03:35 Well, because...
03:36 Which hand?
03:37 Are you bronze?
03:38 Hold on, we got to get your forehead.
03:39 We don't want you to be like bronze everywhere else except for your forehead.
03:40 I just, I like...
03:41 She was really just going for it.
03:42 I know.
03:43 I'm afraid.
03:44 Dude.
03:45 God, I just, I don't even know if that, what that is.
03:46 See?
03:47 Alright.
03:48 You're good.
03:49 You're just like, slightly petting me.
03:50 Oh, am I?
03:51 Is it not on?
03:52 Am I not doing it hard enough?
03:53 No, I'm sure we have an ump.
03:54 Are you supposed to be drawing?
03:55 I'm drawing.
03:57 Are you supposed to be gentle about it?
04:00 Are you supposed to be, I don't know how brushes work.
04:03 Are we taking intermission, Spencer?
04:04 Are you just taking a break?
04:05 No, I'm switching out.
04:06 Come on, Spencer!
04:07 Where are your lips?
04:08 That's not lip stuff, that's mascara.
04:11 Oh.
04:12 We should definitely not use this there then.
04:13 Billy doesn't have any lip stuff at all.
04:15 No, and I can't borrow Megan's.
04:17 Okay.
04:18 She's sick.
04:19 We're doing it for reals here now, okay?
04:20 Oh, you need to be really careful.
04:21 Yes, I do.
04:22 Spencer, do you do the makeup every day?
04:23 This is so fun.
04:24 It's so fun.
04:25 This is so fun.
04:26 It feels like how Snow White must feel when the woodland creatures do her, like, their
04:29 hair.
04:30 You just compared Spencer to a small woodland creature.
04:34 I can't see, and your eye needs to be open for this one, right?
04:37 Okay, how about you just hold it and I'll...
04:39 No, I'm gonna, just get close.
04:40 I'm gonna brush it.
04:41 Is it working?
04:42 Oh, God!
04:43 Did I get your eye?
04:44 No.
04:45 Oh, did I?
04:46 Okay, I'm so scared right now.
04:47 You're blinking into it.
04:48 That's smart.
04:49 Teamwork.
04:50 Makes the dream work.
04:51 Okay.
04:52 Okay, hold on.
04:53 Let me get more.
04:54 I got yelled at a lot in the last episode.
04:56 Don't pump it.
04:57 Spencer, we're the winning team.
04:58 I don't know.
04:59 We got some teamwork going.
05:00 This is very teamwork going on.
05:01 Yeah, but are you getting a facial?
05:02 Because I'm pretty sure I am.
05:03 This is soothing.
05:04 Okay.
05:05 Okay.
05:06 That's, we're out of my makeup.
05:07 No, we aren't.
05:08 We're out.
05:09 I said I was gonna go back.
05:10 We still have one more.
05:11 Oh, we do?
05:12 What's this thing?
05:13 Is this lip stuff?
05:14 Are you done?
05:15 I think we're both done.
05:16 Oh, no, he's contemplating.
05:17 I'm gonna do some camouflage cream.
05:18 Camel out.
05:19 Camouflage my face.
05:20 Is that a...
05:21 We have to blend it in.
05:22 We have to blend it in, right?
05:23 Just keep blending.
05:24 Just keep blending.
05:25 What do we do?
05:26 We blend.
05:27 I immediately...
05:28 Blend the forehead.
05:29 Do you regret this decision?
05:30 I said we were going to the eyeliner.
05:31 We might need to reapply...
05:32 Eyes are closing.
05:33 It looks a lot.
05:34 I really hope the mic is picking up all the quiet things Spencer is saying.
05:39 I'm gonna go back over the nose.
05:40 Yeah.
05:41 Oh, what is this?
05:42 No.
05:43 No, this is the finishing thing.
05:44 Yeah, I think you just ruined any progress you might have made.
05:45 It's powder.
05:46 No, no, no, no, I got this.
05:47 It's eyeliner.
05:48 No, that's not where it goes.
05:49 Wait, it goes up here?
05:50 No, it's not.
05:51 It goes up here.
05:52 It goes up here.
05:53 Yeah.
05:54 All right.
05:55 I can't see.
05:56 You're standing up.
05:57 We need some momentum for this next part.
05:58 Okay, I think we're done.
05:59 Yeah, this is messed up.
06:00 Yeah, get up and do that.
06:01 Where you at, Spencer?
06:02 You have brushes and you still have it all over your hands.
06:03 I'm an artiste.
06:04 He's an artiste.
06:05 Your nose is bad, I'm sorry.
06:06 What's the nipple thing?
06:07 That's not a nipple.
06:08 And it opens like this.
06:09 Oh, no.
06:10 You can't do it.
06:11 That's not your job.
06:12 I'm gonna start her on the nose, but...
06:13 It's not your job.
06:14 You committed to it.
06:15 You committed to it.
06:16 You gotta go with it.
06:17 Roll with the punches.
06:18 That's not how it works.
06:19 Spencer, is your masterpiece complete?
06:20 Yeah.
06:21 You can't look, man.
06:22 You gotta do it without looking.
06:23 Oh, my God.
06:24 Are you doing it?
06:25 I'm sorry.
06:26 No, you're fine.
06:27 You're fine.
06:28 I'm sorry.
06:29 I'm embarrassed.
06:30 That's her chin.
06:31 Okay.
06:32 Why though?
06:33 What is that?
06:34 That's a chin.
06:35 Definitely not a lip.
06:36 Put up.
06:37 I have the same mouth.
06:38 Don't.
06:39 Stop looking.
06:40 I'm confused on this.
06:41 Up higher.
06:42 Up higher.
06:43 Up higher.
06:44 Up higher.
06:45 I'm confused on this.
06:46 Higher.
06:47 Higher.
06:48 I'm gonna help you.
06:49 Let me be your eyes.
06:50 Let me be your eyes.
06:51 I'm helping you.
06:52 Okay, yeah.
06:53 You come to the lips.
06:54 Come to the lips.
06:55 Come to the lips.
06:56 Let me see your face.
06:57 I am so sorry I missed.
06:58 Oh, you are so beautiful.
06:59 It made me like you are so ugly.
07:00 There was part of me where I was like, "Oh, I might actually surprise myself and everyone
07:14 by doing a good joke."
07:18 Your nose kind of looks like you put like that zinc sunscreen.
07:20 Like when you just put it on your nose.
07:24 Like Larry from SpongeBob.
07:25 That's a sick reference.
07:27 We took the BuzzFeed quiz over the weekend.
07:33 I feel like you'd be Sandy.
07:34 My girlfriend was Larry.
07:35 She was mad about that.
07:36 You can't tell the viewers you have a girlfriend.
07:37 They're gonna be so sad.
07:38 She already lost followers.
07:39 I don't remember who I got.
07:40 How do you forget?
07:41 SpongeBob, Patrick, SpongeBob.
07:42 Gary.
07:43 I assume Gary for myself.
07:44 Mr. Krabs.
07:45 No, it was none of...
07:46 It was a weird sidekick.
07:47 I would say it was Mr. Plankton.
07:48 I would look...
07:49 It was Plankton.
07:50 No, no, no, no.
07:51 I was the computer...
07:52 The one that talks to Plankton?
07:53 Karen.
07:54 Karen.
07:55 I was Karen.
07:56 I was mad because I wasn't Mr. Krabs because Mr. Krabs is my favorite character.
07:57 We were talking, we always want the Krabby Patties.
07:58 I think I'd be Pearl.
07:59 You totally would be my crush.
08:00 I probably would be Pearl.
08:01 I would be Squidward.
08:02 Yes.
08:03 I would be Squidward.
08:04 Yes.
08:05 I would be Squidward.
08:06 Yes.
08:07 I would be Squidward.
08:08 Yes.
08:09 I think if it wasn't for my one mess up, in fact, I almost want to even it out.
08:18 One mess up because I missed her eye a little bit right here.
08:20 What about the eyebrow?
08:21 No, it's the fleek thing, Dawn.
08:22 First of all, what color would you use on her eyebrow?
08:26 The darkest one that I've never used before.
08:28 I would also really like to just like a different display.
08:30 Look how clean Spencer kept my workstation.
08:33 Please look at...
08:35 Okay.
08:36 First of all, a messy environment means you're creative.
08:40 Yeah.
08:41 That's why my room is so messy.
08:43 Yeah.
08:44 So that's it.
08:45 I feel like...
08:46 Okay, so what's your commentary over here?
08:47 I messed up the nose.
08:48 I did still do it.
08:49 Tell that to Dr. Cartanian.
08:50 Well, if I was to rate your work, just the work, I'd say it was a seven.
08:57 Maybe a 7.5.
08:58 And what would you rate your own?
08:59 Well, no, you rate mine.
09:01 If she showed up to a date like that though, I'm sorry.
09:04 I mean, I would be...
09:06 I would be curious.
09:07 Something happened to you.
09:08 Yeah, something...
09:09 No one...
09:10 Because that, you know, girls are better at makeup than that.
09:11 What about this?
09:12 I would also be suspicious.
09:13 You don't think this is natural?
09:14 This was a 10 until the mess up with the eye.
09:15 So now we're working with like an eight.
09:16 You look like a drunk Frida Kahlo.
09:17 Don't look at yourself.
09:18 Don't look at yourself.
09:19 You look like drunk Frida Kahlo.
09:20 We just have to even it out.
09:21 No, that would be like...
09:22 We're just going to even it out.
09:23 This is when Lily goes mad.
09:24 We're just going to even it out.
09:25 Come on, we're just going to even it out.
09:26 There you go.
09:27 Oh, that's not good.
09:28 See, now it's even.
09:37 Symmetry is scientifically proven to be beautiful.
09:40 You should do the Furious and Mad Max thing and just kind of black out the whole area.
09:45 Witness me!
09:46 Someone dropped penis on her face.
09:47 What?
09:48 No, I'm not drunk!
09:49 This is not what this is for!
09:50 I'm going to put a penis!
09:51 Let me put a penis!
09:52 Just a tits.
09:53 It's happening.
09:54 Is it in?
09:55 It's a very odd shaped...
09:56 Well, that's it for today's episode.
10:02 Let us know in the comments who you think did a better job, Joven or Spencer.
10:05 I'm going to have to probably vote with #TeamSpence.
10:10 You're going to vote against us?
10:13 Spencer was just very nice too the whole time.
10:15 It was a very pleasant experience.
10:17 It's not fair.
10:18 Was I not pleasant?
10:19 Okay, well, it's really over now.
10:20 Bye!
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