GAME ON
  • il y a 2 ans
Transcription
00:00 Whatever I do in GJ5, you have to do in real life.
00:03 - Yup, we're back.
00:04 This time more insane than ever.
00:06 - But if either of us fails,
00:07 that person gets pied in the face with extra mayonnaise.
00:11 - I kind of like mayo.
00:12 - With extra ketchup.
00:13 (both screaming)
00:15 - Damn, funny one.
00:16 I need you to ride your bike into the water.
00:19 Yeah, just ride it straight into the water.
00:21 - No, Jordy.
00:23 - Find a bike and do it.
00:24 (dramatic music)
00:28 - That was very refreshing.
00:30 Also, I have a lot of mud in my shoes right now,
00:33 so I think rich people pay hundreds of bucks
00:36 to get a mud treatment.
00:37 I got it for free, so that was really fun.
00:39 - Okay, Jordy doesn't know this,
00:40 but I got the cake right here,
00:43 and if I win, I'ma put on some hot sauce instead of ketchup.
00:48 Let's see how he likes that.
00:49 - I want you to play the most violent game of pool ever.
00:51 Play pool with a gun.
00:52 - How does that even work?
00:56 - Aim and shoot.
00:57 - This is Nerf pool.
00:58 (laughing)
01:07 - My turn.
01:07 - That's a free one for you.
01:08 - My turn.
01:09 (screaming)
01:11 Let's go.
01:12 - I'm gonna go for that.
01:14 (screaming)
01:21 - No, what the heck?
01:21 Yes.
01:24 - Okay.
01:25 (screaming)
01:26 - I got the black one and wins.
01:27 Don't look into it.
01:28 Don't look into it.
01:29 - No, no, no, no, no.
01:31 (screaming)
01:33 Oh, come on.
01:34 I need to reload.
01:35 I need to reload.
01:35 Oh, come on.
01:36 - My turn, Sam.
01:37 - What?
01:38 (screaming)
01:40 What the f--
01:44 - For this one, I need you to go and find a barber,
01:46 get a haircut, and make your hair look like my hair.
01:50 - Could you please put a shirt on first though?
01:52 - All right, mom.
01:53 Ha!
01:54 - Sam, I got some scissors.
01:56 - Okay.
01:57 - So, we'll start off with a little bit here.
02:00 - Oh no.
02:01 - Like this.
02:02 - Okay.
02:03 - There we go.
02:04 Oh, it's a little bit too much hair.
02:06 You've got quite a lot of hair for a bald man.
02:09 - I am balding.
02:10 I'm old.
02:10 - Hold this up for just one second.
02:13 If I just go like this, we should have some more volume.
02:17 (screaming)
02:18 There we go, Sam.
02:19 Enjoy the cloak of hair.
02:22 - What did you do to me?
02:23 - Let's go to the next one.
02:25 - Will this get me more checks?
02:27 - What I want you to do, Sam,
02:28 I want you to just climb over a fence.
02:31 Yeah, find a fence, climb over it,
02:33 and that's all you gotta do.
02:34 - Find a fence, okay.
02:35 - Sam, we gotta get to the other side of this fence, quick.
02:40 - Okay, okay, okay, okay.
02:41 Spider Sam, Spider Sam.
02:44 Oh, I did not wear the right shoes for this.
02:53 - All right, Sam, we can just walk past it.
02:56 It's okay.
02:57 - Oh, you tell me now?
02:58 - Let's go.
02:59 - Okay.
03:00 - Jordy, smoking is so unhealthy.
03:01 I want you to shoot a cigarette out of someone's mouth.
03:03 - Okay, that sounds pretty fun.
03:04 Smoking is bad, don't smoke.
03:06 Smoking is bad!
03:08 Sam, I need you to put your actual limb in the toilet.
03:11 I don't know how you're gonna do it.
03:13 - Limb?
03:13 - Yeah, yeah, like your arm or something.
03:15 Put it in the toilet, buddy.
03:17 Have fun.
03:18 - No!
03:23 - Can I use the other one?
03:24 - Nope, this is the one.
03:26 - You're the worst.
03:29 - You gotta put your hand in, Sam.
03:30 Nope, it's gonna be your hand.
03:33 - No, bro!
03:36 - Do it, do it.
03:37 Oh!
03:38 (screams)
03:39 Disgusting!
03:40 - No, you chump!
03:42 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, really, actually?
03:44 - Thank you for flavoring the water.
03:50 - It's nicer this way, right?
03:52 - Yeah, definitely.
03:54 I feel chunks.
03:55 - It's a lot, it's a little bit warmer.
03:57 Sam, do something crazy for me, please.
03:59 I'm cruel, jump into a bush.
04:01 - That'll burn, that'll just, that'll not be fun.
04:06 - I love plants.
04:07 Absolutely.
04:09 - Get out of the way!
04:10 - Oh, dude!
04:15 That hurt.
04:17 I'm done with this, I want you to get fined by the police.
04:19 Drive on the pavement.
04:21 - With your actual car.
04:23 - With my actual car?
04:24 - Yes.
04:25 - Okay.
04:26 Get out of the way!
04:30 - Dude, you're driving on the pavement!
04:31 - It's the road, right?
04:33 - This is not the road!
04:34 This is the road for normal people, not for cars.
04:37 Stop, stop it.
04:37 - I'm a normal person, get out of the way.
04:39 - I'm not gonna, don't you dare.
04:40 - Sam, get out of the way.
04:41 - I'm not getting out of the way.
04:42 You're not supposed to drive here, dude.
04:43 - Come on, just move.
04:45 I need to get to my appointment,
04:46 I'm looking for the jelly office.
04:48 - Take the road!
04:49 - Just get out of the way!
04:51 - Okay, I want you to pick out one of your favorite glasses
04:53 and absolutely annihilate it.
04:55 - Break it?
04:56 - Break it, smash it.
04:58 - That's no problem for me.
05:00 - Ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna do a magic trick
05:02 and break some glass.
05:04 I have an audience, guys, come closer,
05:06 come closer, come closer.
05:08 Welcome.
05:09 This is "Kwabble Kubs" magic.
05:11 All right, ladies and gentlemen,
05:12 come around, closer, closer, closer.
05:15 I picked up just three glasses
05:17 and I'm gonna try to break it all
05:20 with just using my mind.
05:22 Okay, you ready?
05:23 Okay.
05:24 (breathing heavily)
05:27 (laughing)
05:33 (cheering)
05:38 Okay, let's just go to the big one.
05:41 Take this.
05:42 All right, I'm gonna try to break this thing.
05:45 I have no idea if it's possible,
05:47 but I'm gonna use my mind for this one.
05:50 You ready?
05:50 (grunting)
05:54 Not working.
06:07 Okay, Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam.
06:12 Roses are red, violets are black.
06:16 Mr. Glass, please give me a crack.
06:21 Oh, oh, oh, oh, what?
06:22 Hey, let's go, let's go.
06:26 All right, on to the next one.
06:31 - I want you to make random people flinch
06:33 by shooting close to them.
06:35 - What, really?
06:36 - Yeah, see, like that.
06:37 - Okay, okay, and if I cannot make someone flinch?
06:40 - Then you fail.
06:41 - Oh, ooh, ooh.
06:45 - A little bit.
06:46 - Nope.
06:50 - You didn't flinch.
06:51 Jonathan.
06:52 Jonathan, no one's flinching.
06:56 I saw you flinching, Miko.
07:08 I saw you flinching.
07:09 - Still haven't gotten anyone.
07:10 - The VR, open up.
07:12 Oh, yes.
07:14 Yes, they're flinching, they flinched.
07:16 We did it, yes.
07:18 Sorry about this one, Sam.
07:19 Let's go insane, get tased.
07:22 - Tased?
07:23 - Okay, so Sam is asleep.
07:24 He's always asleep, like every day.
07:27 I don't know what this guy is doing.
07:28 I have a little tasing racket here
07:31 you use to kill mosquitoes.
07:33 See if it works.
07:42 (laughing)
07:45 Bro.
07:45 - It works.
07:47 - Could you not scare me like that again, please?
07:51 - Everybody yet to get tased.
07:52 Let's go get an X-Box.
07:54 - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
07:54 - Yeah!
07:55 - Don't get away from me.
07:56 Oh, no, no, no, don't take that.
07:57 Sam, drive around with really loud music.
08:02 - That's what I'm talking about.
08:03 - Like really loud music.
08:05 - It's gonna be a banger.
08:05 - Okay, okay, okay.
08:07 Oh, this is a boring car trip.
08:09 Can we like spice it up somehow?
08:10 - Turn on some music.
08:12 - Good.
08:12 (upbeat music)
08:15 Sam, Sam, this is way too loud.
08:21 Sam, it's way, Sam, come on.
08:25 This is way too loud, Sam!
08:28 (upbeat music)
08:30 - You're accurate in game,
08:35 but let's see how accurate you are in real life.
08:37 I want you to shoot stuff in midair.
08:39 - Well, you're not gonna hit this, by the way.
08:41 - There's no way, there's no way.
08:43 - What?
08:45 (laughing)
08:46 - Okay, I gotta hit something then.
08:49 - This is Fruit Ninja, GTA edition.
08:50 For everything that Jordy hits, he gets 10 bucks.
08:53 Let's do this.
08:54 - Oh, Sam, careful.
08:59 - Don't hit me.
09:01 - No.
09:03 - You didn't get that one?
09:04 - Nope, didn't get it.
09:05 - Oh, that one's hard.
09:07 - That wasn't even close.
09:09 - Oh!
09:10 - Oh, you got one!
09:14 - Oh, I hit it!
09:15 - Okay, I'll do a bigger gun.
09:18 - Okay.
09:19 - Yeah, you get that one, you got that one.
09:25 - I don't think we got it on camera.
09:27 Okay, let's go, Sam.
09:28 - Okay.
09:29 - What?
09:32 - He's actually really mad.
09:37 (laughing)
09:39 - Come on, Jordy.
09:42 - Come on, come on.
09:43 10 bucks.
09:44 - No!
09:46 - No.
09:49 - No.
09:50 - Hit the cheese.
09:53 - Okay, bottle.
09:55 - Oh, that was--
09:57 - Still didn't hit it.
09:58 - Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait.
09:59 I'll make it easy for you, I'll make it easy for you.
10:01 - Oh, that was so close.
10:04 - Oh, I hit it!
10:06 - You hit it, I felt it, I felt it.
10:09 (screaming)
10:10 - Yes!
10:11 - Yes!
10:12 - Yes!
10:12 - Let's go!
10:13 - Yes!
10:14 - I think, 40 bucks?
10:15 - 40 bucks!
10:16 - 40 bucks, yeah!
10:17 - Okay, let me give you 40 bucks.
10:19 - Sam, this is gonna be a tricky one,
10:20 but I need you to break someone's fall.
10:22 Like, you're gonna be the person someone's gonna jump on.
10:25 - Guys, Sam's asleep again.
10:29 The usual.
10:30 I swear, this guy doesn't sleep at all,
10:33 he just sleeps here.
10:34 I'm gonna jump on top of him.
10:36 It's a bad idea.
10:39 Okay.
10:42 Three, two, one.
10:53 (screaming)
10:58 (laughing)
11:00 (screaming)
11:03 - Get back to work, Sam, get back to work!
11:07 - It's just five minutes.
11:08 - No, we need to go, we need to go.
11:10 We gotta make some banger videos, let's go!
11:12 - You are so not gonna like this one, Jordy.
11:15 I want you to crash your car!
11:17 (laughing)
11:18 - Okay, I'm not gonna do that, Sam.
11:21 Yeah, like, you win.
11:23 Just pie me in the face.
11:24 I'm not gonna try this challenge.
11:26 - Dude, you have to crash your car.
11:27 - No, no, no, okay, just give me the punishment.
11:29 Just pie me already.
11:31 - Okay, let's go.
11:31 - Get the cake, let's get the cake.
11:33 - Well, Jordy, it looks like I won.
11:35 You know what that means, right?
11:36 - Punishment time and bring the ketchup.
11:38 - Yeah, I'll bring the ketchup, all right.
11:40 - Wait, wait, wait, wait,
11:41 that doesn't look like ketchup, Sam.
11:42 - Technically, it's ketchup.
11:44 - Oh, oh, oh!
11:45 (laughing)
11:47 (screaming)
11:48 - Oh, it burns, oh!
11:50 - Yeah, it's hot sauce.
11:50 - It burns, oh!
11:51 - Wait, are you okay?
11:53 He's okay.
11:53 Hey, thank you for watching.
11:55 Don't forget to drop a like,
11:56 and I'll see you next time.
11:57 Bye-bye.
11:58 (screaming)
12:00 (wind blowing)
12:03 (roaring)