The Dark Backward Bande-annonce (EN)
Transcript
00:00 *Musique*
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00:10 -Please give a warm welcome to the comedy styling of Mr. Marty Malt.
00:16 -Marty Malt has to be the worst stand-up comic I have ever had the misfortune to see.
00:22 -What are you being so picky for?
00:24 -I'm reminded tonight of something that happened to me the other day.
00:28 I went to the post office to get some stamps.
00:32 -Even you didn't laugh.
00:34 -I was laughing on the inside!
00:36 -You're not funny, Martin.
00:39 -You got a bite, man.
00:41 -What?
00:42 -On your back, a mud bite or something.
00:44 -The doctor will see you now.
00:46 -His real problem is...
00:49 We could always cut it off.
00:52 -And this giant boot came down from the ceiling and stabbed me on the head.
00:58 -Marty!
00:59 -What happened?
01:00 -Look! Look at your lung!
01:04 -I am sick and tired of you little mama boys coming in here every time you have an abrasion or a hand going on the back or whatever.
01:12 -This is a mistake!
01:14 -Look, Marty, it's all over between the two of us! I can't love a man with three hands!
01:18 -You can have your pick of either Shirley or pickles. Both drunk and ready to be taken advantage of.
01:24 -Do you want to have a headache?
01:33 -Ahhh!
01:34 -It's real!
01:37 -We'd like to book him on next week's show.
01:43 -Keep in mind that a limo will be waiting for you.
01:48 -We're going to Hollywood!
01:51 -Starring Judd Nelson.
01:53 -My name is Marty Maul.
01:54 -Bill Paxton.
01:55 -It's gussy-prussy.
01:57 -Wayne Newton.
01:58 -Yes, uh, Jackie Cole.
02:00 -Lara Flynn Boyle.
02:01 -I love you, Marty Maul.
02:03 -James Caan.
02:04 -I'm a bachelor.
02:05 -Rob Lowe.
02:06 -Dirk Delta.
02:07 -The Dark Backward.
02:10 -We're going to Hollywood, and we're going to be big stars.
02:14 -That's my boy! That's my boy!
02:18 -Hollywood.
02:21 ...
02:31 *Bruit de décharge électrique*