Zara Hatke Zara Bachke Part 1
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00:38 Pummi ji, Pummi ji, everyone's lovely Pummi ji.
00:42 Busy, busy, busy, like me.
00:45 Yes sir.
00:47 Pummi, any important message for me?
00:50 No sir.
00:51 I meant message. Any important message?
00:54 I got that sir.
00:56 I gave it to you half an hour ago.
00:59 Should I give it again for him?
01:05 A good boss should always find time for his employees.
01:08 Just like a father spends time with his kids for cricket.
01:12 I'm the office's daddy.
01:15 I give pocket money every month in the form of salary.
01:19 But sometimes I have to take back what I give.
01:25 Chadha, I sent you an email.
01:28 To reduce office expenses.
01:30 Correct.
01:31 What action did you take on that?
01:34 What is this?
01:35 Solution.
01:37 To reduce expenses.
01:39 A common washroom for gents and ladies.
01:46 One washroom instead of two.
01:49 This means less money for water, soap, cleaner.
01:54 And less time waste in bathroom breaks.
01:57 Because who will stand in such a long queue?
01:59 Chadha.
02:00 Wait, wait, wait.
02:01 I haven't told you the main one.
02:02 Gender equality.
02:04 Chadha, get serious.
02:05 The head office is talking about downsizing.
02:08 If we don't reduce expenses,
02:11 this branch can close.
02:14 What are you trying to say, Riya?
02:17 I mean, spread your legs as much as you want.
02:22 Otherwise I'll cut your legs.
02:23 Think of it that way.
02:25 People are already worried.
02:27 If I start cutting their money, what will they think of me?
02:32 A jackal of a jack.
02:33 Chadha, sometimes you have to take difficult decisions in life.
02:37 Please come up with a concrete plan by 6pm.
02:40 Alright?
02:41 Riya.
02:43 Will you have tea?
02:45 Without milk and leaves.
02:47 I'm cutting the cost.
02:50 Reduce expenses.
02:55 You do it.
02:56 No, sir. I can't do it.
02:57 Sorry, sir.
02:59 You watch that series?
03:00 Yes.
03:01 With your mom?
03:02 Do you cry with her?
03:03 The entire tissue box ends up with tears.
03:06 I don't know about the series, but I'd like to watch it while watching you.
03:10 Amit.
03:11 Let's go.
03:13 Let's play a meeting.
03:14 Sir, I'm in sales and he's in accounting and cost cutting.
03:23 When will you grow up?
03:25 Look, I'm very busy these days.
03:29 I have a lot of work.
03:30 I'm very stressed.
03:31 That's why I'm giving you this golden chance.
03:34 Come up with a plan, Amit.
03:35 By 5pm.
03:36 Sir, I'm not worthy of this.
03:41 If there's anyone, it's just one person.
03:44 I always play football on the midfield position.
03:46 As soon as the ball came, I didn't keep much position and deflected it straight.
03:52 Triveni Prasad Mishra.
03:54 Here, son. Goal.
03:57 Whatever happens, sir.
03:58 I swear to God, I'll fight for my life.
04:00 This job is just a job for me.
04:03 The day I make a career here,
04:05 it'll be the last day of my life.
04:07 It'll happen, sir.
04:11 Just tell me how many people I can fire.
04:14 Max to max.
04:15 No, no, TB.
04:16 Not firing or sharing.
04:17 Just the expenses.
04:18 Okay, sir.
04:20 But for this, I need my personal cabin.
04:23 Let's take the conference room.
04:25 Yes.
04:26 My personal cabin.
04:27 Bigger than this.
04:29 Your cabin is not here, TB.
04:32 But there's an office, sir.
04:33 Temporary office.
04:34 Return the keys by 5pm.
04:36 Rest, you have complete freedom.
04:40 Just somehow get the expenses of the office under control.
04:42 Done, sir.
04:44 Why did I choose TB for this job?
04:47 Because TB knows,
04:48 with great power comes great responsibility.
04:52 Which if not fulfilled, can go to the job.
04:56 If TB succeeds,
04:58 I'll feel like a proud father.
05:01 Who taught a walking insect how to walk.
05:04 I don't eat or let eat.
05:10 The corruption in the name of expense claim in this office,
05:15 I've put my rule of law on it.
05:18 I did the right thing.
05:23 When a lion runs 800 meters in a jungle and crushes a rabbit,
05:27 after that, it doesn't fill the convention form.
05:30 Jungle doesn't have a cool cab.
05:33 Jungle has a jungle king.
05:35 Do and die.
05:38 He has cut all the claims.
05:41 You've only got thorns.
05:43 I have to give money to the company.
05:45 I feel like mixing the medicine of killing rats in Misra's tea.
05:50 But I won't do that.
05:52 For now.
05:53 For now.
05:55 Good afternoon, Wilkins Chawla. How may I...
05:59 Yes, sir.
06:01 Pammi, cancel all my meetings for today.
06:03 But there are no meetings, sir.
06:05 Yes, but still, if you want to meet someone, I'm busy.
06:09 I'm very stressed about work.
06:10 Sir, TB has stopped all the claim vouchers.
06:13 Did you tell him to do this?
06:15 Pammi, I'm getting a call.
06:17 No, sir. All the lines are free.
06:21 On the cell, Pammi. On the cell.
06:22 Yes, Mr. Jahangirini.
06:24 The consignment hasn't reached yet.
06:26 I'll check it right now.
06:27 Pammi, I'll hang up. Okay?
06:29 Let's go.
06:34 TB, what's this?
06:38 You guys are educated, right?
06:41 So read the sign first.
06:43 Knock before enter.
06:45 Maybe I should enter and knock your head?
06:47 Is this the way to talk to your senior?
06:50 You're my senior by your shoes.
06:51 Who has the cabin?
06:53 TB, why did you cancel the reimbursement claims?
06:56 So that the country can progress.
06:58 Only when there's savings,
07:00 will money be stronger than dollars.
07:02 Are you the governor of RBI?
07:04 No.
07:05 Special Project Manager.
07:07 I have 398 more.
07:13 Is this how you got the cost cutting?
07:15 By deducting our money?
07:17 Chandrashekhar Azad had said,
07:19 don't ask what the country can do for you.
07:22 Instead, ask what you can do for the country.
07:27 It wasn't Azad, it was Kennedy.
07:31 You are an anti-national.
07:36 Kennedy had said that.
07:41 Chadda's kid is avoiding me on purpose.
07:45 He'll leave someday.
07:48 To go to the bathroom.
07:49 Disgusting.
07:51 Kutty, don't say such vulgar things in the office.
07:54 Bathroom welcome party?
08:05 Chadda, talk to TB.
08:07 He's cutting our claims.
08:08 Let him go to the bathroom.
08:10 Don't increase the pressure.
08:12 Sir, he didn't leave anything.
08:14 Zero.
08:16 That's too much.
08:17 Sir, this is the root of the country's corruption.
08:20 I doubt that this black money will...
08:23 TB, what nonsense is this?
08:24 You can't deduct their money.
08:27 Sir, our soldiers are fighting on the border.
08:29 And he's...
08:30 TB, enough.
08:31 He's Hitler's king.
08:33 Take back their vouchers.
08:35 And rework it.
08:36 Sir, please don't get this done by TB.
08:39 I told you I'm busy.
08:42 Otherwise, I wouldn't have done this.
08:46 Trust me.
08:47 TB will do it.
08:48 And in return, I'll give you all a surprise this evening.
08:56 A happy surprise.
08:58 Okay?
08:59 So, please.
09:01 Let it be in the evening.
09:03 And for now, let me go to the bathroom.
09:06 Nonsense.
09:12 Nonsense?
09:13 Well, you must also want to know what the big surprise is.
09:21 I don't know.
09:23 That's why it's a surprise, buddy.
09:25 The office people must be thinking...
09:28 ...what a boss we have.
09:29 I mean, a boss is less, but God is more.
09:32 We love Chadha.
09:34 We...
09:36 ...love Chadha.
09:37 Chadha.
09:38 Okay.
09:43 Kind attention, please.
09:45 After the management's request...
09:50 ...I'm ready to look at your vouchers again.
09:56 But this time...
09:58 ...you'll fill this form.
10:00 What's this?
10:01 A prayer letter.
10:02 Tell me your sad story.
10:05 What's the problem at home?
10:07 I'll definitely consider it.
10:08 T.P., these are personal matters.
10:10 Why would we tell you?
10:11 Oh, you're feeling shy?
10:13 Okay, then.
10:14 Don't write your name under the form.
10:16 Roll number?
10:18 Shut up.
10:19 Now, the ball is in your court.
10:22 All the best.
10:24 And yes.
10:26 Hello, sir.
10:27 No copying.
10:29 Okay.
10:31 Okay.
10:32 Let's do this.
10:37 Come with me.
10:38 Today, dad will bring toys for his kids.
10:42 Come.
10:43 Sir, where are you going?
10:49 Meeting time.
10:50 Busy schedule.
10:51 Children, behave yourself.
10:52 Dad will be back soon.
10:54 What?
10:55 So, you want to hire a bus?
11:03 Actually, I was looking for an open-top bus.
11:05 To give a treat to my staff.
11:07 Delhi Darshan.
11:08 Oh.
11:10 We only have one open-top bus.
11:13 This one.
11:15 The one for tree trimming.
11:16 That's fine.
11:19 If you say, I'll get a tree trimmed from them.
11:22 It's a city tour.
11:24 It'll cost you five thousand.
11:26 For a day?
11:28 For an hour.
11:29 Amit.
11:39 Amit.
11:41 What are you writing?
11:42 Shh.
11:44 Isn't there a bigger ride than this?
11:51 Giant wheel?
11:52 No.
11:53 A high-five ride?
11:55 For my staff.
11:56 Why don't you go go-karting?
11:58 I don't have a budget.
11:59 Cost cutting.
12:00 This will do.
12:03 For the whole office,
12:05 will you charge a thousand?
12:06 For three hours?
12:07 It's evening, but no surprise.
12:20 Am I tense?
12:21 Not at all.
12:23 If you push Jagdeep Chadda into the Bay of Bengal,
12:27 he'll learn to swim by kicking.
12:30 Not just that, he can even catch a few whales.
12:33 Mr. Amit Sharma.
12:47 In my office, now.
12:49 For what?
12:50 What is this?
12:52 Your Highness,
12:54 please pass my claim.
12:56 So that I can get my blind sister operated on.
13:01 And she can get married.
13:03 Or else my widow mother
13:05 will kill herself on the sewing machine.
13:07 What is this?
13:08 Wow, that's so sad.
13:11 Who wrote this?
13:12 You did.
13:13 And I'm not your friend.
13:15 You will come with me now.
13:18 Okay.
13:19 This is your writing.
13:25 If my mother dies, Sukhi Lala will auction my house.
13:29 What do you think?
13:31 Is this some comedy laughter show?
13:35 I didn't write this.
13:36 Mr. Amit Sharma,
13:37 I may look like a fool to you.
13:39 Right.
13:40 But I'm not.
13:41 For this misbehaviour,
13:44 I need an apology letter on my table right now.
13:47 Or else, take your apology letter from this table.
13:50 You will fire me?
13:51 Don't wake up the animal inside me.
13:53 You mean, the bat?
13:54 Enough!
13:55 Enough is enough.
13:56 Pack your bags and bedding.
13:58 Amit, what are you doing?
14:00 Where are you going with the keys?
14:03 What are you doing?
14:04 Amit,
14:05 go and open the door.
14:07 Open the door, Amit.
14:08 I'm ordering you, open the door.
14:11 Hello.
14:13 Amit, open the door or else...
14:15 Or else you will fire me.
14:16 Do it.
14:17 Yes, I will fire...
14:18 One minute, fireman sir.
14:19 One minute, I'm getting a call.
14:20 One second.
14:21 Hello.
14:22 Hi, Amit.
14:23 Hi, Pammi.
14:24 I hope you're not busy.
14:25 No, no, tell me.
14:26 What are you doing on Sunday?
14:27 I was thinking of washing the curtains at home.
14:29 Amit, open the door.
14:30 But I got another idea.
14:31 Tell me.
14:32 I was thinking of watching a crying serial.
14:35 Yes, that's actually a great idea.
14:37 But there's a problem.
14:39 I can't share my tissue box.
14:41 Oh.
14:43 Open the door, Amit.
14:44 It's okay, I'll get my own.
14:45 Great.
14:46 Sunday, five o'clock?
14:47 Done.
14:48 Hello.
14:52 Hello, Ria ma'am.
14:54 Good evening, this is TP Mishra, this side.
14:56 Who?
14:57 TP Mishra, acting manager, Wilkins Chawla, Faridabad branch.
15:01 Ma'am, I needed a permission from you.
15:04 To fire Mr. Amit Sharma.
15:06 Who?
15:07 Amit Sharma.
15:09 No, who are you?
15:11 I'm TP Mishra.
15:13 I'm with Jagdeep Chadda sir.
15:15 Where's Chadda?
15:16 Sir has gone to a meeting.
15:17 He's given me the entire office.
15:19 TP Mishra, listen to me.
15:22 You're not a manager here, understand?
15:25 And...
15:26 This could be your opinion.
15:27 Because sir has put the burden of reducing the entire office on my shoulders.
15:31 You?
15:32 Tell Chadda to call me immediately.
15:36 Okay, sure.
15:38 Ria ma'am, now that we're talking, there's something important.
15:42 Can I fire Amit?
15:45 Hello?
15:47 Ria ma'am?
15:49 Ria ji?
15:51 Miss Ria?
15:53 Here's Santa Claus!
15:56 Here, guys.
15:57 Natharam's hot matka kulfi.
15:59 Here, Amit. Catch.
16:00 Hey, Pummi.
16:02 For your tummy.
16:03 Here, Badoria.
16:05 Hey, Sapan!
16:07 Here.
16:09 What will I get out of one?
16:11 You?
16:12 Take two.
16:13 Kulfi!
16:16 Suleem, for you.
16:19 This is your surprise.
16:21 Kulfi.
16:22 Everyone's getting hot-headed here, Chadda.
16:25 No.
16:26 The surprise is something else.
16:28 I mean, getting kulfi is a surprise too, right?
16:32 Wait.
16:34 Chadda sir, open the door.
16:37 Open the door, Chadda sir, please.
16:39 Please, open the door.
16:40 Chadda sir, back to work.
16:43 Busy, busy, busy.
16:45 Chadda sir!
16:47 Chadda sir, open the door, please!
16:50 Chadda sir!
16:52 These people...
17:01 These people are not worthy of my mercy and my charity.
17:06 They only understand one language.
17:09 The language of the Chabuk.
17:10 The TP hunter will ask for blood today.
17:14 I gave you my finger,
17:17 and you guys grabbed my hand.
17:20 What's written in the prayer letter?
17:23 Look at this.
17:24 Piles.
17:25 We have to get the head of the baba operated.
17:28 Who is this?
17:29 The handwriting looks like Sarla's.
17:32 What?
17:34 Piles?
17:37 This...
17:38 This is not her handwriting.
17:42 Maybe...
17:44 Whoever it is.
17:45 Piles, tonsil, TB.
17:48 Is this an office or a hospital?
17:50 This is a genuine case, TP.
17:51 Really?
17:52 This.
17:54 What about this?
17:55 A claim for travel expense.
17:57 What was happening in Blue Moon Hotel
18:00 that the company paid for?
18:02 Whose handwriting is this?
18:04 Mine.
18:06 I was on an official tour.
18:07 Really?
18:08 Office work.
18:09 Overnight stay.
18:11 Double occupancy.
18:12 My cousin came to meet me.
18:14 I'm sorry.
18:17 I don't believe in your stories at all.
18:20 So, once again,
18:23 your claims are cancelled.
18:25 What is this?
18:27 What a drama.
18:28 What a drama.
18:29 Hello, hello.
18:57 Good evening.
18:58 Goodbye.
18:59 Sir,
19:00 with due respect, sir,
19:02 you shouldn't have given the cost cutting work to TP.
19:04 Why?
19:05 What happened?
19:06 TP!
19:07 You fired TP again?
19:08 Sir, sometimes you have to lose something for something else.
19:11 TP, I told you.
19:13 This idea of cutting the expense voucher is useless.
19:16 Sir, but I was just...
19:17 What's the time now?
19:18 It's 6 o'clock.
19:20 How will I rectify it?
19:21 Send the report to the HO.
19:24 What?
19:25 This stupid report?
19:26 Don't worry, Salim sir.
19:27 Don't worry.
19:28 I'll be the inspector of the next month's vouchers.
19:30 Okay?
19:31 Not TP.
19:32 Okay?
19:33 I promise.
19:34 Sir, does this mean you're firing me?
19:36 Yes.
19:37 Sorry, guys.
19:40 Really sorry.
19:41 Really.
19:43 See you tomorrow.
19:44 Happy day.
19:45 Okay?
19:46 And
19:47 the surprise you were going to give us?
19:49 Yes.
19:51 Thank God you reminded me.
19:53 Surprise.
19:55 Yes, surprise.
19:56 What do you guys think?
19:59 What's the surprise?
20:01 Any guesses?
20:04 I don't think there's a surprise.
20:05 No, there is.
20:06 There is a surprise.
20:07 There is a surprise.
20:08 And
20:09 and after getting the surprise
20:10 you all
20:12 will be surprised.
20:14 The surprise is
20:17 a special surprise.
20:20 A special surprise
20:21 is
20:28 You must have seen
20:33 how I handled a difficult situation.
20:35 This is called
20:38 thinking on your legs.
20:39 Quick thinking.
20:41 Here's the answer.
20:43 [Footsteps]
21:12 Sir, Riya ma'am told me
21:14 to call her.
21:16 Urgent.
21:18 But Riya, I sent...
21:22 Yes, I know.
21:24 But
21:26 But
21:28 Yes, okay.
21:31 Again?
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