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00:00 [Music]
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00:37 Tonight is Wilkins Chawla Annual Staff Awards Night
00:41 aka Wilk Fair Awards
00:43 These awards are everyone's favorite
00:45 Because what have these poor people got by leaving this?
00:49 I mean, what award will anyone give to a dog?
00:52 To breathe with open mouth?
00:54 The one who wins this trophy feels proud
00:58 He goes home and tells his mother
01:00 Mother, you always loved brother more, right?
01:04 Look at this, my award
01:06 Kattu, a corpse hanging from a fan in his brother's room
01:11 And a suicide note, which says
01:14 You won, Chotu
01:16 Today, you won
01:18 So, are you ready for the Chaddis?
01:21 You know, when you go to someone's house
01:25 And their naughty kid is snoring from the window
01:29 To irritate you on purpose
01:31 In this award night, Chadda sir is that naughty kid
01:35 Keel, that trophy
01:37 And that mirror
01:39 Are the only desires of my life
01:42 Aha!
01:44 Milky White Pummy and Chocolate Boy Amit
01:46 Yes, sir
01:47 These two young men have won our award before
01:50 Amit, this award is special
01:52 Show your trophy to the camera
01:54 Sir, actually I hide my trophies
01:58 So that I don't get over confident when I see them
02:02 Sir, I have made a special showcase for my award
02:07 Wow, that's great
02:09 Let's meet Mr. Salim
02:11 Come
02:12 Salim
02:14 Show your award to the camera, Salim
02:18 I sold the scrap dealer for a kilo
02:21 What?
02:22 You sold the award?
02:24 Tell me, is your sweet mom making it again?
02:28 No, unfortunately
02:29 She won't be able to celebrate her world famous eggplant birthday
02:32 Her health is down
02:34 Sorry
02:36 Applause
02:38 Forgive me, Bahubali
02:41 You scoundrel
02:44 Mr. Jagdeep records his anchoring every year on awards night
02:52 And then sends it to all the TV channels in Mumbai
02:55 This year he has asked me to pick the best moments
02:59 From this point till the end, he is sitting in front of the camera
03:09 Till now this is the best moment
03:12 Tell me the truth, you have written it, right?
03:23 How can I write it?
03:25 Before laughing at others, look at yourself
03:29 I am not laughing at you, someone has written something on the wall of ladies room
03:34 What?
03:35 Again you wrote my number on the name of massage parlour?
03:38 Amit, you rascal
03:39 No, about Mr. Chadda
03:42 What?
03:43 How can I tell you this?
03:45 Mr. Chadda's private matters should be ashamed on the wall of the toilet
03:51 Tell me the truth, who has written it?
03:54 What will you do? Will you call my parents?
03:57 Queen Riya Bawa
04:01 Today you come to our court and present the trophies with your soft hands
04:06 Chadda, seriously I can't come
04:10 You are getting drunk with the money from head office, so one hour dream is possible
04:14 Head office is not paying for this Chadda
04:17 There is a budget of one party in a year and you have already spent that
04:22 Riya, don't do this Riya
04:27 If you want we can give you an award, lifetime achievement
04:32 Chadda, there is a limit for parties also
04:35 Yes, but these awards are there every year
04:38 Really?
04:39 And the party which you had kept in February, without any reason
04:43 Without any reason means? Riya, 18th February 2018
04:47 18022018
04:50 Such dates come once in millions of years
04:53 Whatever, now there is no budget
04:56 I am dead
05:00 How will these people enjoy my comedy?
05:03 I have full confidence on my comedy
05:07 But if audience has put two pegs, then it becomes a little easy
05:13 Better
05:14 You idiot, what were you doing inside?
05:33 I can ask you the same question, what were you doing inside?
05:36 I have come to file a complaint against you in police
05:38 I will file a complaint from Chadda sir
05:41 Oh, so you are going from here or should I shout?
05:44 Get lost
05:45 Next award, marathon engagement which goes to Pammi and Parmeet
05:53 Applause
05:55 Engagement of three years, seems like Parmeet doesn't want to marry Pammi
05:59 Two words
06:00 Absolutely
06:01 And next year also we will win this award
06:05 Right Pammi? Applause
06:09 Pammi, why he is not marrying you?
06:11 Next award is, running award
06:15 Marathon Mummy, that is my best punch, how can I cut it?
06:20 But sir, there is no surprise in that
06:22 You won't understand, this is called oldie but goldie
06:26 Every year it becomes more funny that they are not married
06:30 Yes sir, but what people are saying
06:32 Chadda's jokes have become old, they are smoking
06:35 Like his mother's cooking
06:38 They have this guts
06:39 My comedy is not good
06:43 All the staff, pay attention
06:48 It is a very sad thing that in this office our boss is being made fun of
06:56 So as a punishment, from today, ladies room will be locked
07:00 What?
07:01 But TP, where will we go?
07:03 Do whatever you want to do from home
07:05 And drink less water in office
07:07 But I can't do that
07:08 You can't do that
07:10 I don't want to listen to anything
07:12 Okay, everyone listen
07:13 Sir, TP is locking ladies room
07:16 What?
07:17 Don't take him seriously, he doesn't have any power
07:20 But sir, he has written
07:21 PP shut up
07:22 Sir, listen to me
07:23 PP shut up
07:24 Okay
07:31 Now my announcement
07:33 I know that people are questioning my comedy in office
07:36 But today
07:37 Today it will be proved that if there is an entertainer number one in this city
07:43 Then it is Jagdeep Chadda
07:45 One more news
07:47 For the first time in awards history
07:50 You all can bring your wife, kids and friends together
07:55 Okay
07:56 Okay
08:01 Everyone listen to the rules
08:05 Everyone has to laugh in Chadda sir's performance
08:08 But laughing on Chadda sir is prohibited
08:11 Okay
08:12 Patoria, move ahead
08:15 Good evening friends
08:19 I am your host and friend
08:21 Jagdeep Chadda
08:23 Hey, where is this sound coming from?
08:25 Is it from this box?
08:28 Yes, head office has locked me in this box
08:32 With my happiness and my laughter
08:35 But if you all say 'Khul ja sim sim'
08:39 Then this box will open
08:41 Did you all hear what sir said?
08:43 Everyone has to say 'Khul ja sim sim' together
08:46 Say it
08:48 Khul ja sim sim
08:49 One minute
08:50 Excuse me, lights off, lights off
08:52 Sorry sir, this lights can't be switched off
08:54 Just for two minutes
08:55 Sorry sir, no
08:57 Okay, only this side
08:59 This lamp can be switched off
09:00 Yes, quickly
09:02 Sir, what are you doing?
09:04 Switch on the lights
09:05 I got away with it
09:13 It's still on
09:16 Greetings
09:22 Greetings
09:23 Greetings
09:24 Greetings
09:25 Greetings
09:26 Greetings
09:27 Greetings
09:28 Greetings
09:29 Greetings
09:30 Greetings
09:31 Sat Sri Akal
09:32 And welcome
09:33 To the awards night
09:35 First of all, let me tell you something interesting
09:38 Once my secretary came to my office
09:41 And she said, 'I have to sign this paper'
09:43 I signed it without looking
09:46 Then the secretary said
09:48 'At least look at it once'
09:50 So I looked up
09:52 I looked up
09:55 I looked up and said
09:59 'You look good'
10:00 So the sir didn't look at the papers
10:08 He looked at the secretary
10:09 Did you understand?
10:10 Yes, I understood
10:11 Don't spoon feed the audience
10:13 Thank you
10:14 One more interesting thing
10:15 Please leave this in the company bill
10:16 Please
10:17 This time the company is not paying the bill
10:20 We will all contribute together
10:22 Chadda, then why did you say
10:24 Bring all the family members?
10:26 I asked you to bring one wife
10:28 But you brought the whole harem
10:30 This is my wife and these are my two sisters
10:33 Oh
10:34 Greetings, madam
10:36 Don't you wear a burqa?
10:38 Modern
10:40 Madam is a Hindu
10:41 What are you doing, TP?
10:49 Oh yes, I remembered a joke
10:52 What nonsense is this?
10:54 We should have sat on the counter instead
10:56 Let's go
10:58 Let's go
10:59 Pammi, the show is still on
11:06 Sorry, sorry sir
11:07 And now, the first award
11:13 To give us all the love of a mother
11:15 The biggest in the office
11:17 Sarla gets the Big Mom Award
11:20 Thank you
11:23 Thank you
11:24 Thank you, sir
11:26 Say something
11:28 Sir, here it's Big Mom
11:31 There should have been one amount
11:36 I don't know how it happened
11:38 Sarla, don't worry
11:40 I will fix it
11:41 No problem, sir
11:42 No problem
11:43 Come on, Pammi, don't be stupid
11:49 I won't go to school
11:51 Let's ask him what I want
11:53 Pammi
11:57 Let her go
11:58 Come on, let's go
11:59 Hey Sundari
12:01 Who are you?
12:03 And where is Chadda sir?
12:05 I am Jagdeep's sister, Jagdeepa
12:07 Oh
12:09 I sell juice
12:10 So Sundari
12:12 Give me a watermelon juice
12:14 Not watermelon
12:15 I only have
12:16 Oranges
12:20 I don't like oranges
12:22 Oh
12:23 Oranges, oranges
12:24 No
12:25 You had left
12:27 Oh
12:28 I don't have that
12:29 I was missing Jagdeepa
12:31 I told you
12:33 I only have
12:34 Oranges
12:36 Grapes, grapes
12:39 Waiter
12:40 Bring beer for him
12:41 You didn't understand
12:42 You said I sell juice
12:45 Yes
12:46 Hey
12:48 Play sexy music for her
12:49 Come for her
12:50 So the next award goes to
12:54 Wilkins Chawla's hottest employee
12:57 Sapan Gill
12:58 Come dear
13:00 Clap more
13:02 So hot, right?
13:04 Hey
13:06 First kiss Jagdeepa
13:07 No, sorry
13:09 I am a woman
13:10 I am leaving
13:11 No, sir
13:12 This happens almost daily
13:18 Next award goes to
13:19 Chil's eyes
13:20 Are you done?
13:21 Which goes to
13:22 Anjali
13:23 Come Anjali
13:26 Show me the bottoms up
13:31 Won't it be too much?
13:33 Count till 10
13:35 What?
13:36 Count till 10
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16:07 Sir, 40, 40, 40, 40.
16:14 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40.
16:21 [AUDIENCE CHEERING]
16:23 [INAUDIBLE]
16:23 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
16:27 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
16:29 The show must go on.
16:31 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
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16:34 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
16:38 [AUDIENCE CHEERING]
16:41 Go, chef, sir.
16:42 Please.
16:42 Please.
16:45 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
16:48 No problem.
16:50 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
16:53 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
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17:11 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
17:12 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
17:15 Come for me.
17:16 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
17:19 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
17:22 I would like to thank my parents,
17:29 my dentist, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
17:33 and most of all, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
17:37 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
17:40 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
17:41 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
17:46 And finally, I would like to thank God.
17:50 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
17:58 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
18:01 I love you all.
18:03 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
18:05 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
18:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:10 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
18:17 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
18:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:23 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
18:25 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
18:28 Highlights, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
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18:40 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
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18:51 Literally.
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18:59 The Chinese!
19:01 The Chinese rock!
19:04 OK, for me, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
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19:23 Good job, DP.
19:24 Well done.
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19:47 Really?
19:49 That's actually a good one.
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20:14 Thanks.
20:15 You're welcome.
20:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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