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00:00 They're on their way, yes.
00:07 Alright, so the two hotties girls up here, the three in the middle.
00:22 Alright, have a seat buddy, right over here.
00:28 The two hotties girls said they will shave their heads for two grand.
00:35 We need to start that fundraiser.
00:37 This guy is with you guys, right?
00:39 Alright, you're responsible for going around and collecting the money, alright?
00:44 Because I want to see them bald.
00:51 You have what?
00:53 You have an extra--oh, I love it.
00:55 Alright, we have an extra--here we go, this is going towards the two hotties girls.
01:00 Here's the first hundred, you owe me 1900 bucks, you better get to work.
01:09 Alright, we're down, that's 30, that's 40.
01:12 We are now at $160 on the girls.
01:20 Ladies and gentlemen, in case you just got here, we're currently trying to raise two grand
01:26 to have these two hotties girls get their heads shaved.
01:30 This one, one, two, and three.
01:35 For two grand, they go completely bald.
01:39 This is on them, I got another 30.
01:42 What was I at? I was at 160, right? I'm at 190 now.
01:50 I'm at 190 on the two hotties girls.
01:56 Hey, and don't forget, I'm at $225 on my two hotties girls.
02:03 We're getting close. That's a down payment.
02:09 That's a down payment.
02:22 Alright, how we doing over here?
02:28 Alright, he's getting there.
02:30 Alright, so let's give away another raffle prize while they're raising the rest of the money.
02:51 Plus $225, so that's like two grand right there.
02:57 Alright, I just found out that the Warren clan next door just raised an extra $804.
03:05 The two hotties girls, two hotties customers raised $804 with my $225.
03:14 I think that's two grand, right?
03:20 It's close.
03:23 Alright, so that's like $1,029.
03:28 We are so close. Dude, what are you doing here? Get back to work.
03:34 Seriously, we need $971.
03:42 See, huh? How about that?
03:45 I didn't even use a calculator.
03:49 We need $871.
04:00 871, 871 more. 871 more.
04:06 Bald, bald, really bald.
04:12 $871.
04:16 That's fantastic.
04:25 Oh, we are so going to get that money.
04:28 I'll go write a check. I don't care.
04:37 Alright.
04:41 Nice.
04:44 We are going to change the name of the salon to Two Baldies.
04:50 Alright, so we are working on raising that money.
04:53 I'm waiting on the bartenders to come back.
04:55 Where's my McMullins bartenders?
05:03 What's that?
05:06 Oh, they're coming back.
05:09 Alright, let's auction some stuff.
05:12 How about the Roger Clemens ball?
05:31 Damn girl, why you got to mess him up like that?
05:45 Hey Josh, you're not allowed to. I know where you're about to start working.
05:59 I'm just kidding. Alright, head back to the bar boys.
06:22 Alright.
06:25 You guys got the girls?
06:29 Alright, I'm down to needing 801.
06:32 $801 is all I need.
06:36 That and this lamp.
06:38 That's it. I don't need anything else.
06:42 Look at that. Yeah.
06:44 Yeah.
06:50 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
06:53 Let's see what we have here.
06:57 That's 10.
07:00 That's 11.
07:03 That's 16.
07:05 That's 21.
07:07 41.
07:09 51.
07:11 52.
07:12 3.
07:13 4.
07:14 5.
07:15 6.
07:16 Where'd you go, cheetahs?
07:18 7.
07:19 8.
07:20 9.
07:21 10.
07:22 11.
07:46 131.
07:50 We needed 801, so I now need $670.
07:59 Oh honey.
08:07 Nope.
08:21 Alright, so, alright, what's your name?
08:24 Nicole.
08:25 Alright, ladies and gentlemen, can I get your attention?
08:28 I have Nicole here.
08:30 Nicole's our first 2 hottie that we're going to auction off tonight.
08:33 We're down -- we're short $630 for Nicole and -- what's your name?
08:40 Denise.
08:41 Denise and Jess to shave their heads.
08:45 So here's what we're going to do.
08:47 For $100, I'm going to let you shave Nicole.
08:53 Oh yeah.
08:58 Be nice.
08:59 Alright, so for -- for a $100 donation,
09:07 you get to do the honors on Nicole's head.
09:10 Alright, so first one to come up.
09:12 Alright, same thing goes for Denise and same thing for Jess.
09:17 Alright.
09:20 Alright.
09:27 What's that?
09:29 She needs 200?
09:31 Alright, she needs 200.
09:34 Let's go, bring it up.
09:45 Alright, she's donating $100 to shave your head.
09:59 Where's Barbie?
10:00 Oh, Barbie's raising money.
10:14 Alright, well we -- we get -- you might as well.
10:34 Absolutely.
10:35 I agree.
10:36 We're going all the way, Chip.
10:38 Alright, so we're raising that money.
10:42 Where's JoJo and Josh?
10:44 How you guys doing raising your cash?
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