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00:00 Hey guys, Jasmine here. So today I'm home alone and my eyes are puffy and I've got a cut on my lip.
00:10 And so life's a bitch. Today's video is pre-recorded because I am currently sick.
00:17 I can't lie. I'm currently on holiday and I don't know whether I'd be doing vlogs there or not because it's an activity holiday kind of thing.
00:27 So I'm going to be doing another makeup tutorial today to make up for the Monday or Wednesday. I don't know yet.
00:35 But today's tutorial is a slutty makeup tutorial. And this is meant to be comical. In no way is it supposed to be serious because honestly I wouldn't do one of these if I was serious.
00:46 No offence. So I'm meant to not be using my worst makeup but I'm not going to be using my best either since I'm not really trying.
00:53 Just slapping it on my face. Ha.
00:57 Okay, so the first step, I'm not even going to prime my face. I'm not even going to moisturise. This is going to look terrible.
01:04 Okay, what I'm going to use first is this. The Technic foundation. Okay.
01:12 I'm going to put a little dab on my hand and then using the Monge foundation brush that I use for my liquid foundation,
01:20 I'm just going to smear it in little dots everywhere first.
01:25 If you've got a foundation that is much, much darker and much more orange than your skin tone, use that.
01:31 It's perfect for this tutorial.
01:33 So midway before I blend this all in, I've got it really thickly applied in little dots and scrapes.
01:40 So this is what you should look like basically before you do all of this.
01:43 Make sure to use plenty so your skin is still nice and oily after you've rubbed it in and I'll see you after I've made my face a tangerine.
01:53 Yep, great.
01:55 Okay, so now I'm more orange and this isn't even blended in, Jesus Christ.
02:01 I've done it really patchy, really thickly so it's tacky and it's wet and yeah, it looks absolutely shocking.
02:12 Jesus Christ.
02:13 Okay, the next step I'm going to go with another layer of foundation in a completely different shade, which I think is even darker.
02:23 For this, I'm going to be using my Makeup Academy Matte Perfect foundation.
02:28 I haven't used this a lot because it is that dark, but I'm going to put it on anyway using the same brush as in the last step.
02:35 Okay, well I've never looked this orange or shiny.
02:39 Oh God, it feels horrible on my skin.
02:43 Am I beautiful yet?
02:46 No.
02:47 Disgusting.
02:48 Okay.
02:49 I'm not... and...
02:52 The next step is I'm going to do my blusher and my bronzer.
02:56 Oh great.
02:57 I'm going to be using my... oh shit...
03:00 My Lidia Professional brush that I use usually for my normal stand-up powder.
03:05 Colours by Technic and I'm going to be using the darkest brown possible for my bronzer and then the deeper, brighter statement pink to do my blush over the top.
03:15 So this is what I currently look like without my blusher on.
03:19 As you can see, I don't bronze or can do the whole contouring thing because it looks like I've just made shite.
03:26 But how?
03:29 Okay, now it's time to add the bright pink blusher.
03:32 Woo!
03:34 Now I'm finally done with that stage.
03:36 Remember when you do your blusher to kind of definitely dab it, get a load on your brush and do the apples first and then get another load and just drag it like that across your face, which is what I've done.
03:47 Because it's actually quite a bright pink shade.
03:49 You can definitely see it better.
03:51 I like it.
03:52 I feel slutty.
03:54 Okay, now it's time to move on to the eyes.
03:58 The eyeshadow, I'm going to be using a matte black because it's quite a cool colour.
04:04 And I'm going to apply it as best as I can.
04:08 Just to say, to do this step, I'm using one of my Monge eyeshadow brushes, which I usually use, and I mix between that black and that black up there to do my eyes and into my creases.
04:21 This is going to look amazing, like you don't even know.
04:25 Okay, so that's the eyeshadow done.
04:27 If you kind of get any underneath, just rub it in as a highlighter, bronzer on top of your blush, which I've done on both eyes.
04:34 And it doesn't really matter about neatness.
04:36 Just go ahead like I've done, a little pattern there.
04:39 It looks good.
04:40 I'm now going to, if I can find it, use my Technique waterproof mascara and just do both eyelashes.
04:49 It doesn't really matter about neatness on these either.
04:52 But it's good though, because when I cry from having too much sex later, that is if you are a slut and you're actually going to wear this.
05:00 Ha ha ha ha, oh god, I'm ruining my face.
05:04 Okay, so I've done my mascara.
05:11 I managed to put myself full on with the tip of it in this eye, so it's really painful for me right now.
05:17 Oh, and I'm about to cry.
05:19 Ow.
05:20 That's how you should do it.
05:21 As you can see, I've been really rough, so it looks like my eye's already lined.
05:24 But now, I'm going to go underneath my eye with motherfucking eyeliner.
05:30 Okay, I have an eyeliner pen, because it's easier and it goes over everything.
05:34 And I'm going to do a really big, I'm going to do the cat whisker.
05:38 You know that kind of technique?
05:40 Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
05:41 Oh, wait, no.
05:42 3 in 1 contour liner.
05:43 It's in this nice purple that should really clash against this pink.
05:48 Okay, so as you can see, there's like, I've done a nice winged eyeliner in the 3 in 1 contour eyeliner in this smoke plum colour.
05:56 It's really even, and it kind of just like, I don't know, exaggerates the eyes.
06:02 Yeah, now I'm going to move on to my lips.
06:05 So for this, you don't need, I was going to say lip gloss, but you don't really, I've got some lip gloss.
06:12 But I'm going to be using this really bright pink Technic Doocy Stick and just going to go all over my lips.
06:18 And like, and then go, and it'll be all beautiful.
06:22 Okay, so that's my really bright bubblegum pink lips.
06:26 I'm now going to be using a lip gloss from Makeup Academy Lip Boom.
06:31 This sparkly, really like, nice glittery lip gloss.
06:34 I'm just going to go over my lips again.
06:36 If you can be arsed, then you can neat this up, but otherwise it looks better like this.
06:42 And there you have it, a slightly makeup tutorial.
06:47 My lips, as you can see, with the lip gloss on, are really boom and bright and have this kind of glittery pop that makes the look.
06:56 My eyes are beautiful.
06:58 If you're a pussy and you don't want to use matte black, then just go for like a grey, but like a deep, deep grey.
07:05 With my, as you can see, my mascara looks really good against my cheeks.
07:11 It kind of defines where the blusher is in my cheekbones.
07:14 And then the bronzer actually worked really well.
07:18 So if you want to try this look yourself, then I would suggest it going to, for a party,
07:23 or especially when you're going to meet your boyfriend's parents, if you get that far.
07:29 But if not, don't worry, just do it anyway and then post your pictures to Instagram.
07:33 And then you'll get loads of double taps.
07:36 So like, yeah, that was my video. I hope you enjoyed it, guys.
07:39 And I'm back. And I'm really sorry for that accent that ended up coming through halfway through this.
07:46 And I'm really sorry for what I've done to my face.
07:49 I mean, the lighting doesn't really show up the orange, but Jesus Christ.
07:55 My face is ginger.
07:57 Like, I'm not even joking. It's not an exaggeration. I hope you like my eyeshadow, though.
08:02 It's the first time I've used black and I'm never going to use it again at this intensity.
08:07 And I've got lipstick on my teeth.
08:11 So yeah, like this video if you think I should do more funny parody makeup tutorials in that accent.
08:19 So yeah, you should totally like this video.
08:23 See, I'm getting good. I like my acting.
08:26 And also don't forget to try this out for yourselves.
08:28 And actually send me a direct message or tag me in Instagram posts of you looking as beautiful as this.
08:35 My Instagram account will be linked down below as usual with my Twitter and my Snapchat.
08:42 I will see you guys soon.
08:45 Oh, God, I look so horrible.
08:47 I will see you guys soon. I really hope you enjoyed this.
08:50 Don't forget to leave a comment on any ideas that you have for other makeup tutorials or techniques or whatever.
08:55 And also if you try this yourself, why wouldn't you?
09:00 And don't forget to subscribe to be notified when I upload every Monday or Wednesday or most Mondays or Wednesday.
09:07 But you know, whatever. Catch you later. Growl. Ciao.