Shenanigans Ensue | movie | 2023 | Official Featurette

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00:00 I was a prisoner. Note, a prisoner, but not a criminal.
00:07 The Fraud and Tax Evasion penalty can get you sent to jail for up to five years.
00:12 I was not doing five years.
00:26 I had enacted my brilliant escape, until a surprise passenger had decided to make themselves known.
00:34 I introduced myself.
00:41 Prisoner F-105.
00:43 Prisoner A-109.
00:45 This is when I knew I was in for more trouble than I had escaped.
00:49 Prisoner A-109, convicted felon, a long series of first-degree murders for the heathen bloody side of tortures.
00:56 52 people consecutively over the course of two months.
00:59 Well known within the prison walls as the psychotic bitch who will smother you in your sleep and play with your guts afterwards.
01:06 This was my passenger.
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04:08 A Turkish tea party as we soared towards our freedom, and I was invited.
04:31 I decided to inquire at last. If I may ask, and forgive me if I may seem rude, how had you known about my escape plans?
04:40 Oh, well, I knew you were up to something. You left it in the showers one day. And do let me say, your penmanship is excellent.
04:46 A confession! She had entered my most precious sanctuary! She knows too much.
04:51 Look at her sitting there drinking stolen Darjeeling like it's a peachy Sunday afternoon.
04:58 Time is nigh to take action.
05:01 And as you cry, "Oh me, oh my, let my daggers strike you down! Tear your heart out, foul beast of a thousand faces!"
05:13 I know who you are, Prisoner A-109, Angel of Death, Taker of Lives, the Slaughterhouse of Cell Block 25.
05:21 I will deliver swift and merciful justice unto you, in vengeance for all those who you've maimed and murdered. Wench!
05:28 Oh, you must mean Prisoner A-109. I'm Prisoner A-109.
05:32 That's not how you say either of those letters.
05:35 A-apple, A-109, A-entropy, A-109. It's quite simple, really.
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