A new comedy from the producer of Swingers! | dG1fVTNPZlU2Q2poS1E
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00:00 I think if I just figure out the meaning of life, the rest will fall into place.
00:05 You might want to pace yourself.
00:09 An artist, a real artist, has to have a purpose.
00:11 There's got to be something I'm supposed to do.
00:13 Can you ride a unicycle?
00:18 Your brain is on such an adventure right now, man.
00:21 Finkel needs food, badly.
00:23 Are you thinking of going back to being a social leper?
00:26 For Christ's sake, don't start talking about free will.
00:30 Your parents actually named you Dean Eugene?
00:33 Look, I know you have a torch for her.
00:35 Edison.
00:36 I met Eddie's new boyfriend today.
00:40 Pretty cool.
00:41 He's an artist and a motorcycle racer, and he has an artistic mission.
00:45 No, that's just a hobby.
00:47 I think he might be Batman.
00:48 Wow.
00:49 Eureka!
00:56 There you are, meaning of life.
00:57 Well done, good job Dean.
00:58 Grateful Universe appreciates your effort.
01:00 Reality check!
01:01 Okay, let's talk about reality.
01:03 No, Dean, let's not.
01:05 Let's not do that.
01:07 Plato said platonic love is a higher form of love than romantic love.
01:10 That's just because it's named after him.
01:11 You ever wonder what the best parts you would be to eat?
01:14 Look, are you some kind of stalker?
01:16 Because I'll mace your ass.
01:17 A friend isn't a friend if you try to nail them the moment you're single.
01:22 I thought I could count on you to be rational.
01:27 Dreams are real.
01:28 Real as you are.
01:31 Melanie Griffith could be a Jew.
01:33 You can be a Jew.
01:34 Who would have had to experience a whole lot of life before you found that home?
01:37 You are throwing this whole f***ing fit because I said I believe in God?
01:42 Those that are already married, all but one shall live.
01:46 Forget about it, huh?
01:49 Guys, she's like 14.
01:52 Hey, two more years.
01:56 Miss Catnip, what are you smoking?
01:58 Hey, well you never know.
02:00 You've been given an opportunity to live.
02:07 An opportunity is nothing more than what you make of it.
02:09 I can't live not knowing.
02:11 I can't live knowing I don't know.
02:12 I won't be thanking any of you on Oscar night.
02:29 I won't be thanking any of you on Oscar night.
02:34 (chiming)