Not Suitable For Children Bande-annonce (EN)
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00:00 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:03 (acclamations)
00:06 - Let's take it to the last time!
00:08 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:09 - Wouh!
00:10 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:19 - You've got like a lump sort of thing.
00:23 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:26 - I'm afraid it's a bit of bad news today, Jonah.
00:28 - What? - Jonah's got cancer.
00:30 - You have to permanently remove the left testicle.
00:33 - It's gonna be fine. - What?
00:34 - I'm just gonna take out the ball.
00:35 - You will regain full sexual function.
00:37 - So I'll still be able to do things?
00:39 - With one exception.
00:40 The treatment will unfortunately render you infertile.
00:44 - Permanently?
00:45 - What do they do with the ball?
00:48 Do you get to see it afterwards?
00:51 - Don't know, I guess.
00:53 ♪ I just can't believe my luck ♪
00:56 ♪ I can't believe I'm up here at the moment ♪
01:00 - I've got three weeks of fertility left
01:03 and there are lots of sides to me.
01:04 The change I've already made, it has been massive.
01:06 And it's making me think maybe kids,
01:08 maybe that's my thing with you.
01:11 - Oh! (laughs)
01:13 - If you're actually serious about this,
01:15 you should be going for an arrangement
01:16 with an older single woman, a lesbian couple.
01:20 - Or what?
01:21 - Who were you thinking would actually be mother?
01:24 - I don't know.
01:26 - Stop talking. Just stop talking.
01:29 ♪ Too much close ♪
01:31 - You just don't get it 'cause you hate kids.
01:33 - I don't hate kids.
01:34 - Yeah, you do. You call babies aliens.
01:37 - The last time I saw my mum, she told me she was happy
01:39 'cause she brought me into the world.
01:41 ♪ And I ♪
01:44 - I just think it's smart, an arrangement.
01:47 I don't know why more people don't do it.
01:48 - Sounds like you should.
01:49 ♪ I'm the one who's doing the sunshine ♪
01:52 - Stevie, if there's even the slightest chance,
01:55 with everyone else, it's never really made total sense,
01:57 but with you, I get it.
01:59 ♪ ♪
02:01 We'd be two best friends raising a kid.
02:05 ♪ ♪
02:10 I'm just gonna put something out there,
02:12 and I totally expect you to say no,
02:14 but I'm gonna put it out there anyway.
02:17 ♪ ♪