Publicité Apple at Work The Underdogs Swiped Mac
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - Morning guys, it's the big day.
00:06 Where are you?
00:07 - Where are we?
00:08 Where's the presentation?
00:09 - I thought the meeting was at 10.
00:10 - It is, I just got here a little early
00:11 but the finishing touches.
00:12 - You were meant to send it on Friday.
00:13 - Did you share the presentation yet?
00:15 - I am about to share it.
00:16 - What, was that their office?
00:18 - Oh yes, check this out.
00:21 It's ginormous.
00:22 - That's like 100 floors.
00:23 - Right, now I'm even more nervous.
00:24 - Guys, this is a game changer, okay?
00:25 We're gonna crush this meeting.
00:27 So don't be late and Dave, don't wear cargo shorts.
00:29 - I'm changing.
00:30 (upbeat music)
00:33 - Guys, I gotta go.
00:34 My Mac, the presentation.
00:39 (upbeat music)
00:42 - Yeah boy, he's a runner.
00:44 (laughing)
00:47 - Good morning.
00:50 I think someone accidentally took my Mac
00:51 which I really need for a really important meeting.
00:53 So we're gonna follow them and get it back.
00:55 So follow this, go, go, go, go.
00:57 (car engine roaring)
01:00 - My lip.
01:01 - Boom, it's your lucky day.
01:08 - Is it yours?
01:09 - Yeah, of course.
01:10 - Then unlock it.
01:12 - Okay.
01:13 Give me your password.
01:16 - All right bro, trisaxfun67.
01:20 - No.
01:21 - Big golf ball, duckyducky19.
01:25 (upbeat music)
01:27 - If I wanted my time wasted, I'd call my ex-husband.
01:30 - Now beat it.
01:32 - Oh.
01:32 - A pawn shop.
01:34 (gasping)
01:35 They're trying to sell my Mac.
01:36 - You think?
01:37 - You wait here and then we'll go back
01:38 to my meeting together.
01:39 - Sure, no problem.
01:40 (car engine roaring)
01:42 - Come on.
01:43 - Hi.
01:45 - Hello.
01:45 Did you just buy a Mac?
01:46 Because I really need to buy it back.
01:48 I'll pay anything, anything.
01:49 - I wasn't born this morning.
01:50 That thing was hotter than Houston.
01:53 - Oh honey, don't get attached.
01:56 Just let it all float away.
01:58 (upbeat music)
02:03 - Straight to voicemail.
02:11 - Wait, I can see where she is.
02:13 - She give you permission?
02:14 - Yeah.
02:15 - Both of you?
02:16 - Yeah.
02:16 - She's like on the other side of town.
02:17 - What is she doing?
02:18 - Where is she going?
02:23 - What do we do?
02:24 - I don't know.
02:24 Usually Bridgette tells us what to do.
02:25 - No Bridgette, no meeting.
02:27 - No investment.
02:28 - No Barbados.
02:29 - How long do we got until the meeting?
02:31 - 30 minutes.
02:32 - Hey Siri, where am I parked?
02:34 Really?
02:35 (tires screeching)
02:38 - Hey, we'd like to sell this.
02:41 (whistling)
02:43 - And I'd sure like to buy it.
02:44 - We forgot the password.
02:46 - I'm afraid no password, no burrito boys.
02:49 This thing's got more security than Area 51.
02:52 Biometric authentication, secure enclave,
02:55 all sorts of encryption, not to mention the tracking.
02:58 Online and offline.
03:01 - Okay, well bye.
03:08 - Come back anytime.
03:09 - Oh my gosh, are you okay?
03:12 - I'm okay, I'm sorry.
03:14 - Well, if it's peripherals you're after my friend,
03:16 you're in the right place.
03:17 - Excuse me, hi, sorry, hi.
03:19 - Miss, seems like your patience tank
03:21 is running on empty.
03:22 - I know, but it's an emergency.
03:23 Someone took my Mac and I really, really need to get it back.
03:25 - Okay, calm your farm.
03:27 You just held the door wide open
03:28 for one of the fellows who took it.
03:30 - I what?
03:30 (dramatic music)
03:33 - Guys, she turned on do not disturb.
03:41 - What?
03:42 Bridget loves being disturbed.
03:43 - It must be bad.
03:44 - This sucks.
03:51 - Well, I thought you liked strawberry.
03:52 - Just shut up, I'm thinking.
03:54 - We could just give it back.
03:55 Then technically it's like we just borrowed it.
03:57 - Just shush.
03:58 - I don't wanna shush.
03:59 You've been badgering me all day
04:01 about stuff that's not even my fault.
04:03 - Badger?
04:04 - What?
04:05 - Badger buys anything, no questions asked.
04:07 Take that shake to go.
04:09 It's cha-ching time.
04:10 - I gotta put on my helmet.
04:12 - Arrive, Herbie's chicken and shakes.
04:15 - What?
04:16 - Couple of unit now, order 42.
04:20 (dramatic music)
04:22 - Hey Siri.
04:24 - FaceTime audio team better bag.
04:25 Guys, I screwed up.
04:29 It's a...
04:31 - Get in and put your seatbelt on.
04:36 - Definitely put your seatbelt on.
04:38 - Where is it now?
04:39 - Oh gosh, it's at the counterfeit market.
04:41 - Bro, did it get on me?
04:45 - No, you're good bro.
04:48 - Your Mac is locked, right?
04:50 What do you mean locked?
04:51 - It's not locked.
04:52 - You should call Sam.
04:53 - All right, listen, ground rules, badger, okay?
04:55 Don't speak unless spoken to.
04:57 Actually, just don't speak at all, all right?
04:59 - Here it is.
05:00 - Be cool.
05:01 Badger.
05:06 Pretty cute for a badger.
05:11 - Bridget, hi.
05:14 - Hey Sam, so I kinda need you to lock my Mac.
05:16 - I can lock it or you can do it.
05:18 - Hold on!
05:19 (screaming)
05:20 - Dave, that was red!
05:21 - I'm pretty sure it was orange.
05:23 - Sam, my mom's gonna kill me.
05:24 - Sam, can you just lock it?
05:26 - It's done.
05:28 - Explain this.
05:33 - Bridget, did you lose your Mac?
05:34 - Maybe.
05:35 - If it's lost, I have to wipe it.
05:37 - No!
05:38 - It's company policy.
05:39 - We just need a few more minutes.
05:40 - Here's three minutes.
05:44 - Three minutes is all I need.
05:47 (upbeat music)
05:49 - Siri, Siri!
05:54 - I haven't felt this alive since the 90s.
05:56 - What happened in the 90s?
05:57 - Everything.
05:58 - Yo, we stole it, okay?
06:00 We can't unlock it, it's impossible.
06:01 Please just take it.
06:03 - At the next light, turn left.
06:04 - What'd she say?
06:05 What did she say?
06:06 - Left, turn left.
06:07 - No, don't listen to her, go straight.
06:08 - No, no, there's traffic on the--
06:09 - Hey, everybody who isn't Siri, shut up!
06:12 - We just tried to sell it and make some money,
06:13 is that wrong?
06:14 - No, Max.
06:16 - No, no, no, no, no!
06:17 (crashing)
06:19 - Oh, we're going the wrong way!
06:20 - Close the door!
06:20 - No!
06:21 - That way!
06:22 - Oh, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
06:24 I'll pay later.
06:24 - Two minutes.
06:26 - Stop counting!
06:27 - Guys, where are you?
06:28 - We're never gonna find it in here.
06:30 - It was not me!
06:31 - It wasn't me!
06:33 - Make it pink.
06:33 - Yes, hell!
06:34 - The button, the right, yes.
06:35 (upbeat music)
06:36 - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:37 - Hey, why is that beeping?
06:39 - Oh, that way!
06:41 - Do something, everybody, do something!
06:42 - I don't know what to do!
06:43 - I don't want to!
06:44 - Shut up!
06:45 - 30 seconds.
06:46 - I can hear it, do it!
06:47 - You shut up!
06:48 - You shut up!
06:49 - You're the one who has to shut up!
06:50 (upbeat music)
06:52 - 10,
06:53 nine,
06:55 eight,
06:57 seven,
06:59 six,
07:01 five,
07:03 four,
07:04 three,
07:06 two,
07:08 one.
07:10 (dramatic music)
07:16 (sighing)
07:18 - Group hug?
07:20 - Oh, no, please don't touch me.
07:22 - Okay.
07:23 (dramatic music)
07:26 - The meeting, let's go!
07:32 (dramatic music)
07:35 (upbeat music)
07:40 (phone ringing)
07:43 - I've been hacked.
07:48 - I've told you a thousand times,
07:49 your Mac's fine, just stop clicking on those emails.
07:52 - But what if she really needs the money?
07:53 - Real princesses don't send emails asking for money.
07:57 I'm gonna take this.
08:00 (dramatic music)
08:02 (dramatic music)
08:05 (dramatic music)
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